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#8 - Both are inferior in quality to synthetic linen and cloth. Tho…  [+] (33 new replies) 7 hours ago on What an ashol -28
#64 - tangedal (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah because my synthetic jackets last me JUST as long as my good quality leather jacket. . .
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#32 - elcreepo (4 hours ago) [-]
Actually leather is pretty fucking strong and useful, I'd take leather boots over cloth boots any day, and fuck synthetic leather it rips too easily and isn't as soft.
#29 - turbanmasher (4 hours ago) [-]
Leather is way better for flammability than synthetics like polyester.
#19 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
This is not a videogame.
If you meet me in a dark alley wearing leather wristbands, I'm going to stab you and take your money regardless of how much of a faggot you make yourself seem.
#66 - skebaba (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, but even infinitely small can possibly save your life. Like when a soldier jumped on a grenade to save his comrades, he landed on his back, while wearing his backpack. It saved his life, since the backpack cushioned and dispersed the effect of the explosion. He walked out of there only with a headache.
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#63 - ogthegreat (2 hours ago) [-]
That probably explains the name.
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#18 - danmegaflakes (5 hours ago) [-]
synthetic leather's fucking weak
and it feels weird
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#24 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but if someone swings a baseball bat at your torso area, would you rather be wearing a fake leather jacket or a flimsy Northface jacket?
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#67 - sgtmajjohnson (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't think leather would be that effective against blunt trauma. I think it's more meant to prevent cuts/scrapes.
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#34 - danmegaflakes (4 hours ago) [-]
hardened leather
#37 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
Well, usually.
This looks pretty dumb.
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#38 - danmegaflakes (4 hours ago) [-]
that's your opinion
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#40 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
If we're going by armor and not just a jacket you would normally wear, you might as well spring for the platemail. Anything less is for peasants.
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#41 - danmegaflakes (4 hours ago) [-]
hardened leather has more flexibility
plus platemail is real fucking clanky
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#44 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
Not much more, plate armor had better joints than you'd think.
And the clanking, like the pre-war Ukrainian Riots, is good for telling people you're not in the mood for their shenanigans.
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#45 - danmegaflakes (4 hours ago) [-]
but what if i want to wear something over my armor
in case i want to keep it lowkey
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#46 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
Then wear chainmail, it's better than leather at everything, save for thin stabbing utensils. Thicks stabbers, it'll stop, but not thin ones.
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#47 - danmegaflakes (4 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEVjxLrc9k
hardened boiled leather is pretty strong though
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#48 - heartlessrobot (3 hours ago) [-]
Hardened, hand forged steel is harder.
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#49 - danmegaflakes (3 hours ago) [-]
whatevs bruh
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#36 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
Looks stupid tho.
#31 - Jowi (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd take the padded north face jacket obviously
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#55 - wellimnotsure (2 hours ago) [-]
armor grade 13-15 oz boiled leather is no joke son
#57 - Jowi (2 hours ago) [-]
No need to thumb me down dude. If you read comment 39 below I state that properly boiled leather will work to protect you but better against stabbing attacks than blunt force attacks. And the question heartlessrobot asked was would you rather wear a north face jacket or a fake leather jacket.

I'm gonna choose the padded jacket thanks
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#35 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
Those things are as flimsy as a windbreaker, you might as well have on a flannel shirt.
#39 - Jowi (4 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever been hit with a bat? Toughened leather would stop certain stabbing attacks but a leather jacket isn't gonna stop you feeling the full extent of a blunt force trauma.
Your best bet is to have something that is padded and gives you an extra layer of protection. I'm not saying it's not gonna suck still but it's gonna be better than having what is a essentially another layer of skin
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#42 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
I have been hit with a bat. And a skateboard. And a motorcycle. And a Volkswagon beetle.
A Calvin Klein faux-leather jacket is pretty damned good at stopping blunt force trauma.
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#68 - sgtmajjohnson (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you live in an '80s movie?
#53 - valigar (3 hours ago) [-]
Heartlessrobot wins it again
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#25 - ilovehitler (4 hours ago) [-]
Mate
I'd have to leave the house for that to happen
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#26 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
What if they break into your house to steal your bodypillow and dragon dildos?
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#28 - ilovehitler (4 hours ago) [-]
I've oiled my bodypillow and my dragon dildos are always inserted
I am unstoppable
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#10 - sinery (6 hours ago) [-]
Can't compare apples to bananas in terms of quality.
As for combat appliance, of course walking around in kevlar is ideal however that shits expensive, requires maintenance, fucks up with waters and what not.

My jacket ain't that light, shits over 2 kg.
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#177 - PadreRasta (5 hours ago) [-]
Read something from the Discworld series (preferably Equal Rites) and you'll understand.
#14 - I prefer Zant.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Which is better? +2
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#113 - That's really weird. I also find it weird that Oman is pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on willy the muslim 0
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#115 - bigskin (01/10/2016) [-]
That would probably be for the best, sadly it seems that more people are drawn to violence and intolerance than to moderation and peace
#101 - So, what do Ibadis believe in?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on willy the muslim 0
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#111 - bigskin (01/10/2016) [-]
Ibadis was a sect of Islam that originated about 20 years after the death of Mohammed, which predates both Shia and Sunni. They usually abide by a strict adherence of Sharia law, but apparently it's one of the more tolerant and moderate sects of Islam in relation to other religions.
#113 - virtualsloth (01/10/2016) [-]
That's really weird. I also find it weird that Oman is pretty much the only country with a majority of Ibadi population.

Maybe Sunni and Shia needs to be replaced with that?
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#115 - bigskin (01/10/2016) [-]
That would probably be for the best, sadly it seems that more people are drawn to violence and intolerance than to moderation and peace
#100 - Islam is not a heresy of christianity. Catholicism i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on willy the muslim 0
#137 - navien (01/10/2016) [-]
I would edit it but I don't knowhow.
#99 - Comment deleted 01/10/2016 on willy the muslim 0
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