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#102 - It's something  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on 'merica +8
#110 - hulonation (02/26/2014) [-]
How is the adventure panning out
User avatar #132 - sirfapaton (02/26/2014) [-]
Last I checked, they had 7 badges, they were heading to the 8th... but were stuck in pallet town for 1hour.
User avatar #174 - sirfapaton (02/26/2014) [-]
Okay, apparently they're heading to elite4
#197 - hulonation (02/26/2014) [-]
wow the last few times I watched they were killing ghastlys and going up and down a elevator for like 20 minutes.
#168 - I've been told not to. It was the one thing my friend almost l…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
User avatar #169 - thisotherdude (02/26/2014) [-]
For good reason, a point in resistance is a point completely fucking wasted.
#121 - Windows Live is just a fucking dick sometimes. The only advice…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
User avatar #122 - nefarian (02/26/2014) [-]
''Wait it out''
Yeah no, I've waited for months, and they don't make the searching easy.
#116 - Well there's nothing to run to really. You just meet a dude th… 02/26/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#70 - ... Did I fuck up or something? Have in mind this is my …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Amazing pun ahead +2
User avatar #167 - thisotherdude (02/26/2014) [-]
Generally with high stats (or a character with uses buffs) you want to go with just the plain +15 upgrade path, for bare minimum stat requirements you'd want an elemental.

At least you didn't put any points into resistance... Oh god, you didn't level up resistance did you?
User avatar #168 - virtigo (02/26/2014) [-]
I've been told not to. It was the one thing my friend almost literally drilled into my head.
User avatar #169 - thisotherdude (02/26/2014) [-]
For good reason, a point in resistance is a point completely fucking wasted.
#94 - theonewhoderps (02/26/2014) [-]
Not really, but Uchi is used as a Dexterity weapon and it's better to get Elements like lightning or Chaos (I used lightning, since it's easier to get) but Raw , I think, scales with Strength which isn't a very good thing on that weapon. Each weapon has scaling at the bottom of the menu in this order ( they use A though D for how effective that stat is but if it has a - it helps it none what-so-ever) Strength, Dexterity, Intelligence,Faith. So Strength wouldn't be very good, with that weapon get like a Zwiehander or Greatsword if you want it raw.
User avatar #132 - sirfapaton (02/26/2014) [-]
Raw uchigatana doesn't scale with STR at all. It's still C scaling on dex Dropped from B, later ranks A so if you actually have stats to boost the dmg, it's better than the elemental ones. And some monsters have very high elemental resists so it's better to have single type dmg since it doesn't have to go through 2 sets of defense.
Also, you forgot the E scaling rank and S. E being the worst, S being the best.
User avatar #225 - theonewhoderps (02/28/2014) [-]
I have played this game for a while But I have never seen an S ranking and I just forgot about E since none of the weapons I use have it.
User avatar #226 - sirfapaton (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's not exactly common to have S rating. But for example the dark silver tracer has S on dex and E on str
User avatar #227 - theonewhoderps (02/28/2014) [-]
I don't have the DLC so I would have never known....
User avatar #228 - sirfapaton (02/28/2014) [-]
Demon Greataxe also has S rating. And if I'm not correct, both of the large clubs have it
User avatar #133 - sirfapaton (02/26/2014) [-]
To be more specific about the raw: It lowers the scaling on your stats but boosts the damage of the weapon. It doesn't change the scaling of the weapon to completely different stat like enchanted weapon or divine weapon would.
User avatar #76 - sirfapaton (02/26/2014) [-]
No, you didn't fuck up. Raw isn't the best upgrade path but it's good for earlier game. Don't worry about it really
User avatar #72 - FeeFieFoe (02/26/2014) [-]
No dont listen to him dude, DARK SOULS PRO HERE, I like to challenge myself with this game, seeing as how I am way too good at it now, I even beat the game with Un-upgraded weapons. I use raw weapons in PvP and still win a lot, Im not bragging, Im just the best. gamertag is xXR01dYxXxJ4nK1n5Xx
User avatar #73 - greendinosaur (02/26/2014) [-]
no one is going to take the time to put that in and add you
User avatar #75 - FeeFieFoe (02/26/2014) [-]
I was joking its just Roldy Jenkins, and I'll gladly help anyone who needs help with dark souls either in the game or on a mic, or with fuckin text messages, or smoke signals, whatever floats your airplane.
#79 - jazzytheferret (02/26/2014) [-]
Message in a bottle?
User avatar #80 - FeeFieFoe (02/26/2014) [-]
yes I've been known to receive messages in bottles yes
#67 - Well I guess that's a strategy  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#69 - applescryatnight (02/26/2014) [-]
Dark Souls: The Wrath of the Darkwraith
i was thinking of doing something like this, or that one sonic video. i think it was on the frontpage a few weeks ago.
#119 - lillpip (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #93 - feedtehtrollz (02/26/2014) [-]
you mean this one? Dark Souls: Gotta Go Relatively Quickly
User avatar #77 - sirfapaton (02/26/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#65 - Ok, I'm gonna try and explain how multiplayer in Dark Souls ca…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Amazing pun ahead +2
#66 - applescryatnight (02/26/2014) [-]
i actually knew about the whole invasion thing.
you see, i want to be one of those people who gets invaded and just keeps dodging and running until the other person gives up entirely.
User avatar #192 - vulper (02/26/2014) [-]
Chameleon works much better, if you do that you'll probably get lag stabbed eventually.
User avatar #92 - feedtehtrollz (02/26/2014) [-]
" i want to be one of those people who gets invaded and just keeps dodging and running until the other person gives up entirely. "

I hung around in someone else's world for 2 hours hunting him as he constantly ran and healed... he ending up ALT+F5'ing the moment i killed him. A lot of people will not stop until you die
User avatar #85 - sketchE (02/26/2014) [-]
it doesnt happen as often as youd hope. my friend hid from someone and they never left
#67 - virtigo (02/26/2014) [-]
Well I guess that's a strategy
#69 - applescryatnight (02/26/2014) [-]
Dark Souls: The Wrath of the Darkwraith
i was thinking of doing something like this, or that one sonic video. i think it was on the frontpage a few weeks ago.
#119 - lillpip (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #93 - feedtehtrollz (02/26/2014) [-]
you mean this one? Dark Souls: Gotta Go Relatively Quickly
User avatar #77 - sirfapaton (02/26/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#23 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i luv u, bai
#20 - Why do you have to be so sassy when I'm trying to help?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
just messing with ye
#22 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i luv u, bai
#18 - I just don't know the names. I ahven't had business down in th…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#19 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
guaranteed
#20 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
Why do you have to be so sassy when I'm trying to help?
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
just messing with ye
#22 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i luv u, bai
#56 - Picture 02/25/2014 on Oh Robin +2
#16 - I'm not a veteran at this game, so I don't know all the places…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#17 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I can guarantee you that if you guarantee that you know that hes not supposed to be ther e yet you're supposed to know all the places on the top of your head
User avatar #18 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I just don't know the names. I ahven't had business down in the ghost town yet and I'm level 50.
#19 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
guaranteed
#20 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
Why do you have to be so sassy when I'm trying to help?
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
just messing with ye
#22 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i luv u, bai
#13 - I can guarantee you that you're not supposed to be in New Londo yet.  [+] (27 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead +3
#15 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
currently im in oolacile at lvl 15
am i supposed to be here?
User avatar #27 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
No way you've made it to Oolacile at level 15. That would require killing the special golem in the Duke's Archives, and getting to the part of Darkroot Basin with the Hydra. And most likely taking out the hydra. Sorry, but that just sounds fucking impossible for someone who seems to be new enough to not know where to go
#118 - angelious (02/26/2014) [-]
,, not impossible..i heared there is some japanese dude who played entire dark souls as level 1.

and the speed run i watched was like level 30 or 20 when he killed gwyn
#139 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
yes, you can, but this is a guy who doesn't even know basic areas. I can almost guarantee he isn't doing a challenge run like that any time soon.
#142 - angelious (02/26/2014) [-]
aye i agree on that.thou then again i myself explored the darkroot basin and the alando ruins(ghost section)before i rang the first bell...but that was mostly because i have shitty sense of direction and i got some help killing the titanite near the blacksmith....


but being in oolacile before ringing the bells is impossible.
User avatar #90 - theonewhoderps (02/26/2014) [-]
I met a guy who was Level 6 and had already been past the 4 kings
He only used a level 5 Zweihander.... It's really not that hard for them since they can dodge like no other.
#33 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
going through the game is pretty easy with master key, lightning zweihander+5 and chaos pyromancy
User avatar #34 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Of course it would be easy with that, but not if you don't know what you're doing. Good stuff alone won't get you through the game like he did. And that equipment doesn't sound very realistic at 15, either. That's the problem he did all that at 15. I wasn't out of the burg by 15, sure as hell no way I could've made it to Anor Londo by then
#38 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
would you believe if i would say that im lvl 19 with artorias/golem armour, avelyn, zweihander lightning, ascended pyroflame, all of them fully upgraded. placed the lordvessel, currently in tomb of giants (just killed nito) with 600k souls and 56 humanity on first game?
User avatar #60 - grimsho (02/26/2014) [-]
On first game? No, not very believable at all. But other than that it's completely plausible. Of course, it becomes unbelievable when you say that you don't know where you're going, which is what the other anon's situation is.
User avatar #41 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
casual.
#43 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
im sorry i failed you, do you still love me?
User avatar #44 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
Only the sun is worthy of my love.

BTW why do you have an account so pure? Just wondering
#46 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
its awesome, i use it to help people with bosses and invaders
User avatar #47 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
how many people can you even help out at that level though?
#48 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
i usually help people with gaping dragon and taurus demon, while i wait to get summoned i sometimes get invaded so it never gets bored. when no one summons me though or i myself get bored i go to darkroot garden for more pvp.
#40 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit. I might a little bit. That's just... damn.
#42 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
dragon knight
30 extra humanity in inv.
User avatar #45 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Hot damn, son
#16 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not a veteran at this game, so I don't know all the places on the top of my head, so I can't tell, sorry.
#17 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I can guarantee you that if you guarantee that you know that hes not supposed to be ther e yet you're supposed to know all the places on the top of your head
User avatar #18 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I just don't know the names. I ahven't had business down in the ghost town yet and I'm level 50.
#19 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
guaranteed
#20 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
Why do you have to be so sassy when I'm trying to help?
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
just messing with ye
#22 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i luv u, bai
#10 - If you're just 1 hour into the game you're not supposed to be …  [+] (32 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead +5
#12 - Iseewatudidthere (02/25/2014) [-]
....., but i started in the catacombs, came out of it the guy told me theres a bell on top and bottom that i have to ring to do what the fuck ever, and thats the only way i can go!
User avatar #191 - myaccountisnew (02/26/2014) [-]
From Firelink Shrine, there are 3 places you can go at the start of the game. New Londo is full of ghosts that you can't do much against yet. The Graveyard is simply too high level for you. That leaves the third direction, where you'll find some hollows on some cliff and stairs. Go that way.
#81 - thundagawd (02/26/2014) [-]
Instead of going towards the catacombs, go back to Firelink shrine and look across the ravine where there's a large bridge/aqueduct over the ravine. There's a set of stairs next to a tree near the wall (pictured) leading up to it, that's where you have to go, it'll lead through the Undead Burg, and eventually the Undead Parish where there's a large cathedral, and at the top of that Cathedral is the first bell you have to ring.

The Catacombs are relatively easy but I highly recommend avoiding them if you're new to the game (Skeletons constantly revive unless you kill the necromancers reviving them, which can be tough if you're new, as you'll find yourself fighting 3-4 skeletons and a magic user all at the same time while using shit gear. Come back later with a Divine weapon to permakill the skeletons if you're having problems). And as for the New Londo Ruins with the scythe-armed ghosts. Don't bother going there as you can't do anything until relatively late into the game. Even if you somehow manage to get through the area and open the floodgates, you'll get raped by the enemies once you go deeper into the ruins. Not only that, but you won't be able to access the boss fight until you've gone through Anor Londo after ringing the 2 bells, and you'll need a special ring that drops from another boss to actually face the boss of that zone, so just avoid it before then.
User avatar #28 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Avoid those. From Firelink Shrine, go past the well with the body half in it, find the stairs going up the side of the cliff. The rest should sort itself out, it can be confusing to new people. But yeah, for now just avoid anything else there
User avatar #13 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I can guarantee you that you're not supposed to be in New Londo yet.
#15 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
currently im in oolacile at lvl 15
am i supposed to be here?
User avatar #27 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
No way you've made it to Oolacile at level 15. That would require killing the special golem in the Duke's Archives, and getting to the part of Darkroot Basin with the Hydra. And most likely taking out the hydra. Sorry, but that just sounds fucking impossible for someone who seems to be new enough to not know where to go
#118 - angelious (02/26/2014) [-]
,, not impossible..i heared there is some japanese dude who played entire dark souls as level 1.

and the speed run i watched was like level 30 or 20 when he killed gwyn
#139 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
yes, you can, but this is a guy who doesn't even know basic areas. I can almost guarantee he isn't doing a challenge run like that any time soon.
#142 - angelious (02/26/2014) [-]
aye i agree on that.thou then again i myself explored the darkroot basin and the alando ruins(ghost section)before i rang the first bell...but that was mostly because i have shitty sense of direction and i got some help killing the titanite near the blacksmith....


but being in oolacile before ringing the bells is impossible.
User avatar #90 - theonewhoderps (02/26/2014) [-]
I met a guy who was Level 6 and had already been past the 4 kings
He only used a level 5 Zweihander.... It's really not that hard for them since they can dodge like no other.
#33 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
going through the game is pretty easy with master key, lightning zweihander+5 and chaos pyromancy
User avatar #34 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Of course it would be easy with that, but not if you don't know what you're doing. Good stuff alone won't get you through the game like he did. And that equipment doesn't sound very realistic at 15, either. That's the problem he did all that at 15. I wasn't out of the burg by 15, sure as hell no way I could've made it to Anor Londo by then
#38 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
would you believe if i would say that im lvl 19 with artorias/golem armour, avelyn, zweihander lightning, ascended pyroflame, all of them fully upgraded. placed the lordvessel, currently in tomb of giants (just killed nito) with 600k souls and 56 humanity on first game?
User avatar #60 - grimsho (02/26/2014) [-]
On first game? No, not very believable at all. But other than that it's completely plausible. Of course, it becomes unbelievable when you say that you don't know where you're going, which is what the other anon's situation is.
User avatar #41 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
casual.
#43 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
im sorry i failed you, do you still love me?
User avatar #44 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
Only the sun is worthy of my love.

BTW why do you have an account so pure? Just wondering
#46 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
its awesome, i use it to help people with bosses and invaders
User avatar #47 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
how many people can you even help out at that level though?
#48 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
i usually help people with gaping dragon and taurus demon, while i wait to get summoned i sometimes get invaded so it never gets bored. when no one summons me though or i myself get bored i go to darkroot garden for more pvp.
#40 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit. I might a little bit. That's just... damn.
#42 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
dragon knight
30 extra humanity in inv.
User avatar #45 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Hot damn, son
#16 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not a veteran at this game, so I don't know all the places on the top of my head, so I can't tell, sorry.
#17 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I can guarantee you that if you guarantee that you know that hes not supposed to be ther e yet you're supposed to know all the places on the top of your head
User avatar #18 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I just don't know the names. I ahven't had business down in the ghost town yet and I'm level 50.
#19 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
guaranteed
#20 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
Why do you have to be so sassy when I'm trying to help?
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
just messing with ye
#22 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i luv u, bai
#8 - They're ghosts, and you're not supposed to mess with them yet.…  [+] (42 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead +38
#127 - destroyerofcunt (02/26/2014) [-]
or use the transient curse or use the ghost blade or use sword of artorias. there are lots of ways to do this
User avatar #112 - jukuku (02/26/2014) [-]
Wait... You can run past them.

I killed them all, died like 3 times but I did it.
User avatar #116 - virtigo (02/26/2014) [-]
Well there's nothing to run to really. You just meet a dude there that matters later.
User avatar #74 - licestr (02/26/2014) [-]
THANK YOU!
User avatar #24 - mightypoggers (02/25/2014) [-]
pshh cursed? just use the sword of artorias.
#103 - justapubbie (02/26/2014) [-]
The sword of Artorias? Pshh, just rip their own cursed daggers from their ghastly hands and stab them with it.
#9 - Iseewatudidthere (02/25/2014) [-]
then how do i get past them??!?!?!?
User avatar #26 - augnos (02/25/2014) [-]
you can use a transient curse item that you get on your way to the ghosts
#25 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
you can hurt them if you use the transiant curse item. you get on your way to the ghosts
User avatar #10 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
If you're just 1 hour into the game you're not supposed to be there yet.
#12 - Iseewatudidthere (02/25/2014) [-]
....., but i started in the catacombs, came out of it the guy told me theres a bell on top and bottom that i have to ring to do what the fuck ever, and thats the only way i can go!
User avatar #191 - myaccountisnew (02/26/2014) [-]
From Firelink Shrine, there are 3 places you can go at the start of the game. New Londo is full of ghosts that you can't do much against yet. The Graveyard is simply too high level for you. That leaves the third direction, where you'll find some hollows on some cliff and stairs. Go that way.
#81 - thundagawd (02/26/2014) [-]
Instead of going towards the catacombs, go back to Firelink shrine and look across the ravine where there's a large bridge/aqueduct over the ravine. There's a set of stairs next to a tree near the wall (pictured) leading up to it, that's where you have to go, it'll lead through the Undead Burg, and eventually the Undead Parish where there's a large cathedral, and at the top of that Cathedral is the first bell you have to ring.

The Catacombs are relatively easy but I highly recommend avoiding them if you're new to the game (Skeletons constantly revive unless you kill the necromancers reviving them, which can be tough if you're new, as you'll find yourself fighting 3-4 skeletons and a magic user all at the same time while using shit gear. Come back later with a Divine weapon to permakill the skeletons if you're having problems). And as for the New Londo Ruins with the scythe-armed ghosts. Don't bother going there as you can't do anything until relatively late into the game. Even if you somehow manage to get through the area and open the floodgates, you'll get raped by the enemies once you go deeper into the ruins. Not only that, but you won't be able to access the boss fight until you've gone through Anor Londo after ringing the 2 bells, and you'll need a special ring that drops from another boss to actually face the boss of that zone, so just avoid it before then.
User avatar #28 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Avoid those. From Firelink Shrine, go past the well with the body half in it, find the stairs going up the side of the cliff. The rest should sort itself out, it can be confusing to new people. But yeah, for now just avoid anything else there
User avatar #13 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I can guarantee you that you're not supposed to be in New Londo yet.
#15 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
currently im in oolacile at lvl 15
am i supposed to be here?
User avatar #27 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
No way you've made it to Oolacile at level 15. That would require killing the special golem in the Duke's Archives, and getting to the part of Darkroot Basin with the Hydra. And most likely taking out the hydra. Sorry, but that just sounds fucking impossible for someone who seems to be new enough to not know where to go
#118 - angelious (02/26/2014) [-]
,, not impossible..i heared there is some japanese dude who played entire dark souls as level 1.

and the speed run i watched was like level 30 or 20 when he killed gwyn
#139 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
yes, you can, but this is a guy who doesn't even know basic areas. I can almost guarantee he isn't doing a challenge run like that any time soon.
#142 - angelious (02/26/2014) [-]
aye i agree on that.thou then again i myself explored the darkroot basin and the alando ruins(ghost section)before i rang the first bell...but that was mostly because i have shitty sense of direction and i got some help killing the titanite near the blacksmith....


but being in oolacile before ringing the bells is impossible.
User avatar #90 - theonewhoderps (02/26/2014) [-]
I met a guy who was Level 6 and had already been past the 4 kings
He only used a level 5 Zweihander.... It's really not that hard for them since they can dodge like no other.
#33 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
going through the game is pretty easy with master key, lightning zweihander+5 and chaos pyromancy
User avatar #34 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Of course it would be easy with that, but not if you don't know what you're doing. Good stuff alone won't get you through the game like he did. And that equipment doesn't sound very realistic at 15, either. That's the problem he did all that at 15. I wasn't out of the burg by 15, sure as hell no way I could've made it to Anor Londo by then
#38 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
would you believe if i would say that im lvl 19 with artorias/golem armour, avelyn, zweihander lightning, ascended pyroflame, all of them fully upgraded. placed the lordvessel, currently in tomb of giants (just killed nito) with 600k souls and 56 humanity on first game?
User avatar #60 - grimsho (02/26/2014) [-]
On first game? No, not very believable at all. But other than that it's completely plausible. Of course, it becomes unbelievable when you say that you don't know where you're going, which is what the other anon's situation is.
User avatar #41 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
casual.
#43 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
im sorry i failed you, do you still love me?
User avatar #44 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
Only the sun is worthy of my love.

BTW why do you have an account so pure? Just wondering
#46 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
its awesome, i use it to help people with bosses and invaders
User avatar #47 - meganinja (02/26/2014) [-]
how many people can you even help out at that level though?
#48 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
i usually help people with gaping dragon and taurus demon, while i wait to get summoned i sometimes get invaded so it never gets bored. when no one summons me though or i myself get bored i go to darkroot garden for more pvp.
#40 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit. I might a little bit. That's just... damn.
#42 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
dragon knight
30 extra humanity in inv.
User avatar #45 - thenewnuggubler (02/26/2014) [-]
Hot damn, son
#16 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not a veteran at this game, so I don't know all the places on the top of my head, so I can't tell, sorry.
#17 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I can guarantee you that if you guarantee that you know that hes not supposed to be ther e yet you're supposed to know all the places on the top of your head
User avatar #18 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
I just don't know the names. I ahven't had business down in the ghost town yet and I'm level 50.
#19 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
guaranteed
#20 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
Why do you have to be so sassy when I'm trying to help?
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
just messing with ye
#22 - virtigo (02/25/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i luv u, bai
#5 - I know.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#14 - gyasa (02/25/2014) [-]
okay, sorry
#160 - shambizzle (02/26/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #162 - gyasa (02/26/2014) [-]
no idea i got it off deviantart
#164 - shambizzle (02/26/2014) [-]
Aww man serious? That's a shame, it's so sexy.
#3 - The first Gargoyles? If so, I went for the tail. Always go for… 02/25/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#27 - I've always preferred Louis C.K.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Your mom +4
User avatar #29 - TexMex (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah but everyone likes Louis C.K.. That's cheating
#46 - I see why. 02/25/2014 on Diputseromneve 0
#29 - Nonono, you don't just shoot someone in the balls!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on The only weakness of... +13
#60 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
*Dick
#18 - That golden cunt is a douche. I've been told to kick him off t…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Dark souls 0
#22 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
If you don't he'll kill the firekeeper at firelink shrine and you cannot light it again untill you kill him in anor lando. You will then fight not only him, but two of his friends also at the same time. The armor ain't that good anyway. Kick the dick!
User avatar #21 - greycommotion (02/22/2014) [-]
If you don't a "thing" will happen. But, you can undo the "thing" later.
I won't spoil any more - your choice.
User avatar #20 - fozzoul (02/22/2014) [-]
well that depends... You wont really lose anything but his armour. If you dont kick him you'll kill him later, but you cant get his armour if you kick him off the ledge.

Im tired and my wording is poor, hope you get what i mean.
#19 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
Yes. And come back later and pick up his stuff.
#120 - ^THIS 02/21/2014 on pure perfection 0
#340 - This guy is going for shitlots of red comment thumbs and shitl… 02/21/2014 on coo! 0
#8 - If Sam said "I will pee on everything YOU love" to D…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Exorcise v. Excercise +1
#9 - sdcanonymoose (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh yeah...
Yuck
#5 - But then he would have to pee on himself.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Exorcise v. Excercise +3
#6 - sdcanonymoose (02/20/2014) [-]
I mean he would pee on Dean?
#8 - virtigo (02/20/2014) [-]
If Sam said "I will pee on everything YOU love" to Dean, then Sam would have to pee on himself.
#9 - sdcanonymoose (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh yeah...
Yuck
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Well it was something I guess
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