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#27 - I bet that's not the only thing she can handle well  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Join us +3
User avatar #49 - thiotez (11/04/2014) [-]
Well it's her job to swallow foot-long cocks, so that's sorta obvious
#29 - Even if /we/ got invaded by someone. there's the rest of C… 07/19/2014 on Random Fact Comp. #40 +1
#14 - As a costarrican. We have a pact with france that whoever …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Random Fact Comp. #40 +2
User avatar #15 - muffaletta (07/19/2014) [-]
I have never been so not afraid.
#18 - Womens Study Major (07/19/2014) [-]
Nor are costa rica
User avatar #19 - muffaletta (07/19/2014) [-]
I would be if I were them. Their first line of defense are the French.
User avatar #29 - violez (07/19/2014) [-]
Even if /we/ got invaded by someone.
there's the rest of Central America which DO have armies.
and then there's france.
and final but not least is the US and Canada.
#88 - It's funny, I have a coffeemaker that has about 45 cups …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Creepy +1
User avatar #566 - caffeinecommissar (07/07/2014) [-]
Heh, I'm more on the intensity side myself, but I can still drink a lot of coffee.
#67 - Well i mean i'm addicted to coffee too. But i mostly just vide…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Creepy +1
#81 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Another disciple of the way of the bean! I have found you my brother!
User avatar #88 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
It's funny,
I have a coffeemaker that has about 45 cups
My family and i empty it on a daily basis.
User avatar #566 - caffeinecommissar (07/07/2014) [-]
Heh, I'm more on the intensity side myself, but I can still drink a lot of coffee.
#59 - Man you have one helluva enthusiams for finding stuff out. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Creepy +1
User avatar #63 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
I like to procrastinate by doing productive stuff, what else do you think someone addicted to coffee would do?

And it was good fun too, it caused me to procrastinate proof reading my novel door-stopper-that-no-one-in-their-right-mind-will-ever-read.
User avatar #67 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
Well i mean i'm addicted to coffee too. But i mostly just videogame.
So i guess it's already filling that extra energy.
#81 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Another disciple of the way of the bean! I have found you my brother!
User avatar #88 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
It's funny,
I have a coffeemaker that has about 45 cups
My family and i empty it on a daily basis.
User avatar #566 - caffeinecommissar (07/07/2014) [-]
Heh, I'm more on the intensity side myself, but I can still drink a lot of coffee.
#51 - nah son don't feel bad it's the internet after all. pe…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Creepy +1
User avatar #56 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Thanks for the encouraging words.

Personally I think it is photoshop, though one can actually test for these things, a shoddy photoshop would show clear evidence by conducting proper tests, problem is most of these pictures are screencaps so the photoshop wouldn't show since it requires the original photoshopped file (though versions uploaded on other websites would work just as well).

That and how throughout he has been with hiding his identity means that no one can actually find out who he is unless they keep digging, and though I like being anal retentive and put efforts into things, I would have been a lot more motivated if I didn't believe it to be fake with 96.27% certainty.
User avatar #59 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
Man you have one helluva enthusiams for finding stuff out.
Had it been me i wouldn't have even bothered with that.
I'm both lazy and can't be arsed with that kind of stuff, I'm not the type of guy who goes around on the internet to find out about one single thing.
User avatar #63 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
I like to procrastinate by doing productive stuff, what else do you think someone addicted to coffee would do?

And it was good fun too, it caused me to procrastinate proof reading my novel door-stopper-that-no-one-in-their-right-mind-will-ever-read.
User avatar #67 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
Well i mean i'm addicted to coffee too. But i mostly just videogame.
So i guess it's already filling that extra energy.
#81 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Another disciple of the way of the bean! I have found you my brother!
User avatar #88 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
It's funny,
I have a coffeemaker that has about 45 cups
My family and i empty it on a daily basis.
User avatar #566 - caffeinecommissar (07/07/2014) [-]
Heh, I'm more on the intensity side myself, but I can still drink a lot of coffee.
#16 - So what exactly did tumblr do? Did they try posting gore a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #18 - citruslord (07/06/2014) [-]
I think they tried to spread sjw crap and convince people on 4chan to their side. They kinda stepped into the fire on that one.
#13 - I don't know why But that face creeped me out the most. …  [+] (36 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Creepy +244
#585 - metlhedmike (07/14/2014) [-]
Truthfully, I don't debunk certain things unless I can prove it's false or has already been proved as fake. I myself do believe in the paranormal and such, anything can happen. I kind of encourage people that are interested in following the original reddit post, as there has been several theories made already, nothing is concrete. Now if this is just a story, it is definitely a helluva story I would have to agree.
I know I should've made a new post instead of a reply for this, but I'm on mobile at the moment and didn't see an option for new post, if there is, I missed it, my bad, lol.

Take care all and happy hunting, or haunting, lmao.
#288 - Kingsly (07/06/2014) [-]
That freaked me way the hell out too. I'm like 90% sure it's a lamp though, had to stop and check it out.
User avatar #335 - iprochaosangel (07/06/2014) [-]
why would a lamp have a heart in the middle of it. That is deffinately a picture of a girl
#546 - Kingsly (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah it actually makes less and less sense as I think about it, I was thinking it's a dark lampshade and that that was cast off and all that...
#231 - Womens Study Major (07/06/2014) [-]
OMG i just realized that is the door the picture was taken from. I am so creeped out right now. T.T
#223 - justleavefagmin (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah he can't just post that picture and not talk about it.
#95 - nobodiecro (07/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #321 - terkoizbluebear (07/06/2014) [-]
There is a portion of the thread on Reddit that says part of that face (around the waist area) is actually a belt with a heart in the middle. Which would amplify this for me at least in a scarier way
User avatar #393 - iprochaosangel (07/06/2014) [-]
confrmed

on the reddit post there is a hd version that is zoomed in and it appears ot be a bikini with a heart on it
User avatar #298 - geoemissary (07/06/2014) [-]
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppeeeeeeeee
User avatar #220 - riderdouble (07/06/2014) [-]
Fuck this I'm out.
#161 - shadownigga (07/06/2014) [-]
That gave me chills
#30 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
I just found it in a larger resolution, I am digging to the bottom of this or I am trying to.

I may give up, but before I do so, I will share all information I find in subsequent comments to this one.

Reddit (most likely the original place this was posted) has some good thoughts on this (E.g: The mother doing it for unknown reasons (perhaps blaming Nathan for Emily's death, but I guess the mother is Susan, and she would probably be as badly affected as Nathan), himself having psychosis that he don't know about (debunked with the pictures though), himself setting this up with a friend to gain internet fame (though he has done a remarkable job hiding his identity, why would he do that if it was to become famous?)).

The post has already gone rather viral in five-six short days, and has been reposted many places.

But I will keep digging for a couple hours more.
#41 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
I've managed to identify the bottle of wine in the picture "Gossips Rosy Lips" from 2009. It is an Australian wine, a cheap one too.

I've looked up a website that cover obituaries in Australia, but nothing on Emily's death. I tried one that claims to have global coverage - which I doubt - and I found a girl who died on the 7th of August 2012 - her name: "Emily C Bauernfeind" but no picture, no cause of death.

Looking up "Emily Bauernfeind Memorial" on Facebook brings no results other than girls who it could be if they weren't alive and looked like Emily in the pictures.

I found the story on another website www.dreadcentral.com/news/76978/facebook-user-being-haunted-girlfriend-online-fact-or-faked#axzz36gbbTfgc and they asked an "expert":
"I can't find any records of a fatal three car accident on August 7, 2012 that involved someone named Emily. Fatal crashes? Yes. Fatal crashes involving an Emily? Yes. Fatal crashes involving three cars where Emily died? Nope. I also found accidents around that date where someone named Emily died in a three car crash, but not August 7th."

I don't know where they keep track of all car accidents in the world, so I don't know where he got that from.

I (as I said before) found the story on Reddit (and though most of their theories has or can be debunked), I decided to check out the guy who posted the story's profile and he has been a redditor for 4 days (which could mean he posted it on the 2nd - the day after the ending date on the picture) and it matched up with when the story was posted:
Original Poster: www.reddit.com/user/natesw
Thread on reddit: www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29kd1x/my_dead_girlfriend_keeps_messaging_me_on_facebook/

I've looked up "Yo ask nathan" on Google and found more places the story has been posted along with an event page on Facebook (the Nathan there is called "Nate" and doesn't look like the guy in the pictures) along with a Marvel fan-wiki.
#582 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2014) [-]
I have been looking up stuff all day...I am totally sure this is FAKE. The car accident doesnt exist the way it was described by ''Nathan" you can find that on the Australian Government website and you can download the official fatal crash list they both dont exist on facebook therefore its all photoshop.
User avatar #219 - skittlesinexcess (07/06/2014) [-]
A few things.
1. these posts go back two years, if this is a hoax its a GOOD hoax
2. He lives near a grey st. in NSW some one on the reddit said Mount Druitt
3. He's probably just really wierd
4. I forgot what my point was
#581 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2014) [-]
LMAOO #4
User avatar #561 - caffeinecommissar (07/07/2014) [-]
>He lives near a grey st. in NSW some one on the reddit said Mount Druitt

If I should keep going on my detective work here, that is very useful information. Thank you very much.
User avatar #45 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
I found a forum where someone pointed out the obvious:

The subreddit it was posted in is for believable stories that might - might not - be true, users aren't allowed to debunk them. If that is the case I feel like a big fucking idiot for putting effort into this.

However it doesn't say anything about them being not allowed to post real stories as far as I can see.

I said in my original post www.funnyjunk.com/Creepy/funny-pictures/5209254/27#27 that I don't care if this is fake or not. I don't blame myself for believing this if it was fake - the story is pretty fucking elaborate, but I'll blame myself for putting effort into this.

I'm at least going to read the rest of the stuff I've dug up by now. If anyone still cares - or ever cared - for my moot efforts to track a fake trail of breadcrumbs, just leave a comment.

So far my conclusion is that I am a naive idiot who deserve all the red thumbs I might get from this.
#575 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2014) [-]
I found a website that says:
Updates and additional information
UPDATE: Forum users researched Nathan’s story and found an accident report (in Australia) that matched much of Nathan’s description of Emily’s accident and the date the accident occurred. Strangely, no mention of a woman named “Emily” dying in the accident. A man however, was killed in the accident – his name was “Nathan”.

Can't find anything to back that up either
User avatar #576 - caffeinecommissar (07/08/2014) [-]
... fukken' Christ, so many coincidences, so many... weird things. Nothing to back it up? Weird, but thanks for the info anyway.
#577 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2014) [-]
I sent Nathan a message, waiting to see if he replies.
User avatar #578 - caffeinecommissar (07/08/2014) [-]
But he be dead bro.
#579 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2014) [-]
If he doesn't reply then that proves he died and this whole situation is just fucked.
#65 - jamiemsm (07/06/2014) [-]
you deserve green thumbs my friend and please go on until you prove this is fake.
i dont think i can sleep before that
User avatar #82 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
I'll look more into it later if you want.
#55 - gyptice (07/06/2014) [-]
I approve of you efforts. I think it's interesting too, and though I'm quite sure this is all fake, it's a fun ghost story for sure with even the notion of it being real. You don't have to believe in such things to make "pretending they're real" fun or spooky.

So keep working buddy. Maybe you will be the first official debunker on it and it will get it's own encyclopedia drammatica page with your username as the debunker :p

Anyways keep going. I'm generally interested and admittedly too lazy to put in the effort myself.
User avatar #57 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
>My name on Encyclopædia Dramatica.

You know how hard it is to get them to say anything nice about anyone ever? I've only seen two articles on ED that were actually fairly positive all the way through an article, so I consider Encyclopædia Dramatica to say something nice about one would be one of the hardest achievements to unlock.

Chances are my article would be:
{Template: This user is a lolcow}
{Template: This user has USI-syndrome}
{Template: This user is an assburger - so you can't say anything nice you insensitive prick} anyway.



Also, they don't deal with Creepy-Pasta Busters, Creepy Pasta has their own wiki too.

I miss ED from the days before girlyvinyl cemented their status as a total utter cock-sucking faggot and sold it out to become "Oh Internet!" - they were golden - and the times when Chanarchive was actually online too - though.
User avatar #51 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
nah son don't feel bad
it's the internet after all.
people sometimes lie, sometimes not.

I also may have a theory of what that spooky face is
In the last panel it shows the... let's say closet is pointing towards the monitor.
In the picture with spooky face, I guess the guy took a photo infront of the monitor
which kinda makes this creepypasta even spookier overall.
User avatar #56 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Thanks for the encouraging words.

Personally I think it is photoshop, though one can actually test for these things, a shoddy photoshop would show clear evidence by conducting proper tests, problem is most of these pictures are screencaps so the photoshop wouldn't show since it requires the original photoshopped file (though versions uploaded on other websites would work just as well).

That and how throughout he has been with hiding his identity means that no one can actually find out who he is unless they keep digging, and though I like being anal retentive and put efforts into things, I would have been a lot more motivated if I didn't believe it to be fake with 96.27% certainty.
User avatar #59 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
Man you have one helluva enthusiams for finding stuff out.
Had it been me i wouldn't have even bothered with that.
I'm both lazy and can't be arsed with that kind of stuff, I'm not the type of guy who goes around on the internet to find out about one single thing.
User avatar #63 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
I like to procrastinate by doing productive stuff, what else do you think someone addicted to coffee would do?

And it was good fun too, it caused me to procrastinate proof reading my novel door-stopper-that-no-one-in-their-right-mind-will-ever-read.
User avatar #67 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
Well i mean i'm addicted to coffee too. But i mostly just videogame.
So i guess it's already filling that extra energy.
#81 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Another disciple of the way of the bean! I have found you my brother!
User avatar #88 - violez (07/06/2014) [-]
It's funny,
I have a coffeemaker that has about 45 cups
My family and i empty it on a daily basis.
User avatar #566 - caffeinecommissar (07/07/2014) [-]
Heh, I'm more on the intensity side myself, but I can still drink a lot of coffee.
#7 - oh man, i'm bumping this ****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on playing payday 2 when 0
User avatar #10 - falgabird (07/06/2014) [-]
He took a whole new level of " Drop dat ass."

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