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User avatar #7047 - mranldestroyer (05/28/2014) [-]
stickied by vincento
dont you dare unsticky my comment
#341 - hieronymous (09/05/2013) [-]
stickied
#9432 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
you should be studying!
User avatar #9433 to #9432 - vincento (3 hours ago) [-]
can't
the heart goes doki doki
plus I'm playing with cats
User avatar #9434 to #9433 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
dokidoki.png

you want cloy with cat ears?

yourfetishesaregettingratherspecific
User avatar #9436 to #9434 - vincento (3 hours ago) [-]
no thanks I'm good
User avatar #9437 to #9436 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
yea, can't ruin perfection like that
User avatar #9438 to #9437 - vincento (3 hours ago) [-]
ahaha we can talk about something else besides cloy
User avatar #9439 to #9438 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
were you not the one to mention doki doki?
I thought it implied cloy.

oh well, what's up besides cats?
#9440 to #9439 - vincento (3 hours ago) [-]
no but look the cute kitties
there was actually another one I'm petting atm it was skittish but I captured it while it was sleeping and made it sleep on my lap, mistress of persuasion
User avatar #9435 to #9434 - vincento (3 hours ago) [-]
I um
User avatar #9380 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
lol
#9382 to #9380 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
here is coffee 4 u
#9383 to #9382 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
I am very well aware.
BUT NOT NEXT UPDATE BECAUSE GRAPHICS=GOOD GAMES

hi
User avatar #9384 to #9383 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
GAMES = NERDSSSSSSSS

yoyo
but I guess your "lol" was about something else?
#9385 to #9384 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
roflmao you want to get the D of a nerd.

nerd.

not really, I just wrote it instead of hi for some reason.

and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that post a few below from cloy is cute as ****
#9386 to #9385 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
m scuse u cloy is an exception to every rule in my book, doesn't count

and yeah i know right!
he's da best
#9387 to #9386 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
wow, just get a room already.
User avatar #9388 to #9387 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
damn dude I wish y u cut me deep
#9389 to #9388 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
yo I did it, why shouldn't it be possible?

I mean, if you keep at it with this pace you might be able to talk him into visiting you after he finishes his current contract.
I mean, he promised to come visit me once he moved out etc. so why shouldn't it be possible?

#believe
User avatar #9391 to #9389 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
hmmmm

I see you're very eager for this relationship to escalate
#9394 to #9391 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm not going to be a cockblock for my best friend, wtf?

if I can't have him I can atleast try and make sure he keeps the good ones and stay away from the bad ones.

If Leon is happy I'm happy.
User avatar #9395 to #9394 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
ahahaha flattered
User avatar #9400 to #9395 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
do not kill me
User avatar #9412 to #9399 - cloymax (11 hours ago) [-]
good job
#9413 to #9412 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
can't be perfect all the time.

or half the time...
not even a sliver of the time....
User avatar #9419 to #9418 - cloymax (11 hours ago) [-]
it's fine lol
User avatar #9431 to #9419 - therealfishyxander (10 hours ago) [-]
thanks based cloy
#9401 to #9399 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
cloymax is there something I don't ******* know
User avatar #9411 to #9401 - cloymax (11 hours ago) [-]
there's lots of things you don't know but this wouldn't be one of them
User avatar #9428 to #9411 - vincento (10 hours ago) [-]
okay okay I believe you <3
User avatar #9415 to #9411 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
**** why do you have to phrase it like that
makes me feel hella intrigued and other emotions
#9416 to #9415 - cloymax (11 hours ago) [-]
I wanted to sound mysterious
#9423 to #9420 - cloymax (10 hours ago) [-]
you're not seriously concerned are you?   
   
I'm a social recluse who's incapable of keeping interest in most people for longer than 5 minutes, hasn't willfully hung out with anyone since fishy came here and consider social contact mostly a chore.   
also, I hate cheaters more than anything.   
   
the only one I love is you.
you're not seriously concerned are you?

I'm a social recluse who's incapable of keeping interest in most people for longer than 5 minutes, hasn't willfully hung out with anyone since fishy came here and consider social contact mostly a chore.
also, I hate cheaters more than anything.

the only one I love is you.
User avatar #9442 to #9423 - vincento (3 hours ago) [-]
this comment is literally the best
User avatar #9443 to #9442 - vincento (3 hours ago) [-]
mostly because of the last line
yeah
#9425 to #9423 - vincento (10 hours ago) [-]
No way I would never doubt your love, my love

it's a more abstract kind of feel
like what if I don't know if ur dying or having bad case of drama IRL or something idk
#9426 to #9425 - cloymax (10 hours ago) [-]
aww.

nope and nooooooooope can't have drama without people lmao
nothing is wrong, don't worry.
User avatar #9403 to #9402 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
good job mister I'm-not-a-cockblocker pfffffffff
User avatar #9405 to #9404 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
there there

#9406 to #9405 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
only one way out then.
User avatar #9407 to #9406 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
eat until you feel better?
#9408 to #9407 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
I was implying murder with the whole "sharpening my weapons" image.

I am always eating so I can't even eat to feel better tbh
#9397 to #9395 - therealfishyxander (11 hours ago) [-]
I try.

can't end up on bad terms with cloy's lovers
User avatar #9374 - joshlol (12 hours ago) [-]
lol why do you have permanent anonymous stalkers?
#9376 to #9374 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
I feel like I'm a TV show of some sort
User avatar #9377 to #9376 - joshlol (12 hours ago) [-]
LOL
User avatar #9378 to #9377 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm not even popular wtf
probably lots of things posted on my profile show up in google image search
User avatar #9379 to #9378 - joshlol (12 hours ago) [-]
mm maybe
#9331 - cloymax (18 hours ago) [-]
&gt;be procrastinating   
&gt;suddenly guy across from me goes &quot;so what's her name?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;what?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;there must be some girl if you happen to ever be smiling.&quot;   
[SWEATING]
>be procrastinating
>suddenly guy across from me goes "so what's her name?"
>"what?"
>"there must be some girl if you happen to ever be smiling."
[SWEATING]
User avatar #9390 to #9381 - cloymax (11 hours ago) [-]
shut
User avatar #9396 to #9390 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
does this means xander is officially on my stalkers list

User avatar #9409 to #9396 - cloymax (11 hours ago) [-]
he might be on my mine tbh
User avatar #9410 to #9409 - vincento (11 hours ago) [-]
yeah I guessed
he ships us hard yo
User avatar #9417 to #9410 - cloymax (11 hours ago) [-]
as if we don't ship each other hard enough
User avatar #9421 to #9417 - vincento (10 hours ago) [-]
y-yeah I know
#9361 to #9331 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
dank

I swear my internet life has more action going on compared to IRL
#9362 to #9361 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
ah yes

all that exciting internet action
hah it's funny because it's me saying it
User avatar #9363 to #9362 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
we all have our weaknesses

holy **** this house is so ******* loud send help
User avatar #9364 to #9363 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
agreed

wtf how can a house be loud
is it haunted
User avatar #9366 to #9364 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
oh I get it
the house itself is loud
hahahahahahaha
User avatar #9368 to #9366 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
**** you it was funny
User avatar #9369 to #9368 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
laughing with you I promise!
User avatar #9365 to #9364 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
cause two dogs
and a 4-year-old
and a 1-year-old
and TV working
User avatar #9367 to #9365 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
oh **** damn

how long you stayin there anyway?
User avatar #9370 to #9367 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
for the next two months
User avatar #9371 to #9370 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
damn that's pretty long

why tho?
User avatar #9372 to #9371 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
because I messed with the ghetto

lelel I'm joking it's only till tomorrow morning sorry, sorry
#9373 to #9372 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
wut   
   
oh well whatever   
actually I gtg, time to get home   
   
have a good one &lt;3
wut

oh well whatever
actually I gtg, time to get home

have a good one <3
User avatar #9375 to #9373 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
damn how time flies

okay bye-bye <3
User avatar #9339 to #9334 - vincento (14 hours ago) [-]
hi zoop
User avatar #9336 to #9335 - zoopityzop (15 hours ago) [-]
what the **** you're like actual friends
#9341 to #9336 - vincento (14 hours ago) [-]
O no we've been caught
We weren't really hiding it tho in the first place
User avatar #9343 to #9341 - cloymax (14 hours ago) [-]
yea tru
#9344 to #9343 - vincento (14 hours ago) [-]
maybe acted less gay in public but idk
web.s already bullies me cause this
User avatar #9346 to #9344 - cloymax (14 hours ago) [-]
hehehehe
User avatar #9332 to #9331 - vincento (15 hours ago) [-]
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN AHAHAHAHA SUFFER

w-what did you say
User avatar #9333 to #9332 - cloymax (15 hours ago) [-]
man **** you how am I supposed to be a cool emo kid like this

I played it cool of course
I said "what're you talking about, I'm a bundle of joy and smiles" with my best sarcasm voice
User avatar #9338 to #9333 - vincento (14 hours ago) [-]
teehee

yes I bet you put on your best [loud sweating] expression
also I was talking to mom, sorry
also she wants ur pic
#9340 to #9338 - cloymax (14 hours ago) [-]
I'll have you know I'm the best at not making awkward facial expressions

oh god why
User avatar #9342 to #9340 - vincento (14 hours ago) [-]
yeah well
that only makes one of us then

tfw her first question was are you black or white
I'm telling you man it's all about the blessing
#9345 to #9342 - cloymax (14 hours ago) [-]
while we're on that subject, your blush is more towards the center, covering your cheeks did nothing

wow the racism is real, your mom and I are like two peas in a pod lmao
but still holy **** ****** awkward.
User avatar #9347 to #9345 - vincento (14 hours ago) [-]
holy **** shut the **** up deleting you from skype and my cheeks were BURNING okay

my country is so freaking racist and it's super white
it was impossible to watch soccer world cup with high school friends because of all random commentaries, even made ME uncomfortable
my parents just don't like blacks cause they think as international students they get more benefits compared to us just because skin colour lmao, I don't really think that's true tho
I know you're telling me that. b-but it's my mom
#9348 to #9347 - cloymax (14 hours ago) [-]
can you feel my smug grin through the internet? <3

damn it's like hitler paradise
also I dunno I've heard of plenty of cases where "non-white" skin color results in preferential treatment cuz "muh diversity" and "muh acceptance" and "muh immigration" but I never seen one first-hand so idk
shiet ***** I don't have any good pics of me and rn I'm unshaven as ****
do I have some time
User avatar #9349 to #9348 - vincento (14 hours ago) [-]
I hope that guy across from you will harass you to death for this god bless his soul

yea I think russians are more prone to hate crime imo
tbh i never really looked into that either, but at the same time I don't know what they have to deal with to judge the whole "benefits outweigh the inconveniences"
just remember
african-americans are obnoxious they may be your cool ***** homies but they are obnoxious nonetheless
blacks from africa are cute shy nerds it's hard to dislike them most of the time
o I think xander randomly mentioned you can't grow a beard lmao (also xander randomly mentions a lot of things I don't even ask for, don't even judge if I know something I shouldn't srsly)
yes all the time in the world you need, that was just an FYI thing

User avatar #9350 to #9349 - cloymax (13 hours ago) [-]
it's fine you'll still be worse off

damn communists
well who knows according to sjws white people are literally demons so they must have it hella hard
ok if u say so
ye Alex says a lot of stuff
it's true though, I've had it growing for almost a month and it's still hella short and patchy
alright good panic over
User avatar #9351 to #9350 - vincento (13 hours ago) [-]
pls start telling people u have a qt gf overseas

don't deny you're one yourself
#black at heart
yeaaah
just put some of your long hair to your chin and pretend it's a beard
you're not completely excused from it tho
#9352 to #9351 - cloymax (13 hours ago) [-]
no thanks   
wouldn't even tell if it wasn't overseas   
   
idk am I   
   
lol yea it's perfect   
I'll look like one of those stereotpyical kung fu movie sensei with the long-ass beard   
   
watch she's just gonna be like &quot;r u in love with a hobo&quot; when she sees my fabulous hair
no thanks
wouldn't even tell if it wasn't overseas

idk am I

lol yea it's perfect
I'll look like one of those stereotpyical kung fu movie sensei with the long-ass beard

watch she's just gonna be like "r u in love with a hobo" when she sees my fabulous hair
User avatar #9353 to #9352 - vincento (13 hours ago) [-]
if I ever come around you should take me to your workplace. I'll say to you it's cause I wanna see where you work but in reality I want to show all your coworkers that "yeah
this dude is mine B)"
too possessive?

yes, we've already been over that

+ you already have a belt I don't remember which colour tho, we can paint it black no worries

I already know that lmao
is kay I love your beautiful hair
User avatar #9354 to #9353 - cloymax (13 hours ago) [-]
nah that's perfect I love it I would wanna show you off too ;)
well unless you like say that literally that'd be cringe

damn I guess it's canon now

oh yea sick
actually idk if I still have the belt

aww thanx bae
User avatar #9355 to #9354 - vincento (13 hours ago) [-]
woah woah overly obsessed gf much
no one likes a cling
tfw had to deal with jealous gfs
one of them even reported my kind of like a russian fb page. reason - "she's a ******* bitch I hate her"
B(

welcome aboard Stirlitz

G ******* J

<3
User avatar #9356 to #9355 - cloymax (13 hours ago) [-]
meh I don't think this is that terrible of an instance

wow that's pretty cray

<3

User avatar #9357 to #9356 - vincento (13 hours ago) [-]
what the cling thing
maybe thanks cause you don't know what a cling issssssoh wait you do

she kept messaging me about how I should back off from her bf
and i'm thinking
"oh dear
if only u knew I rejected him 2 weeks ago"
they were one of those "share your facebook passwords with each other couples"
pretty cray

#9358 to #9357 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
no comment.

oh **** that sounds like some grade A drama right
make the movie
User avatar #9359 to #9358 - vincento (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm not clingy too I swear

lolno I just told the dude I don't wanna deal with this and to hmu when he breaks up with her
#9360 to #9359 - cloymax (12 hours ago) [-]
I believe you.

aw damn no soap opera
User avatar #9291 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Tony was Pizza Anon.
User avatar #9292 to #9291 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
well I knew who pizza anon was I didn't know his IRL name was Tony
User avatar #9312 to #9292 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
>not wanting to play hardcore fetch.
User avatar #9313 to #9312 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
like throwing a baby for him to fetch
User avatar #9314 to #9313 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Yea,That's not what I was saying at all.
User avatar #9315 to #9314 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
dude go big or go home
User avatar #9316 to #9315 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
...or go to jail.
User avatar #9317 to #9316 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
probably a mental ward
User avatar #9318 to #9317 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Then you wont have your pug.
What's His name?
User avatar #9319 to #9318 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
it's not mine I'm at friend's place
Rubble
i think it was named after a cartoon dog
#9320 to #9319 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
It is from a show.
User avatar #9321 to #9320 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
he isn't even a pug wtf
#9322 to #9321 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Don't talk **** bout the Paw Patrol.
User avatar #9323 to #9322 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
police aint got **** on me I OWN the police
User avatar #9324 to #9323 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
This isn't the police

it's the mutha ****** puppy patrol
User avatar #9325 to #9324 - vincento (23 hours ago) [-]
also tony is not a pizza anon

trust me
User avatar #9293 to #9292 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
It was.

also can you spot me 20 dollars?
User avatar #9294 to #9293 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
lmao I wish you asked me who was pizza anon was instead

sure check your inbox
User avatar #9295 to #9294 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
someone just randomly called me tony.


***** I ain't playing with you I need my DLC
User avatar #9296 to #9295 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
yo let me talk to them I'll clear yo name in a matter of 3 replies

oh let me guess
dark souls 2?
User avatar #9297 to #9296 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
I already did,but when I asked who tony was they said they didn't know.


Yea,someone else tell you bout it?
User avatar #9298 to #9297 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
hmmmmm

nah, cloy said he's playing dark souls' last dlc earlier today, and I know you play it too so I just guessed
#9299 to #9298 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
You guessed right,also my Dark Souls Folder is named Vince for some reason.
User avatar #9300 to #9299 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
all your folders are named vince
User avatar #9301 to #9300 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
actually my face one is named vinceto
User avatar #9302 to #9301 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
all your folders are named after me?
User avatar #9303 to #9302 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
das cute yo
User avatar #9304 to #9303 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
I thought it would creep you out or something
#9305 to #9304 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
nah
also look pug on my leg
#9306 to #9305 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
My,
God.
I,
Love,
Pugs,
So,
Damn,
Much.
User avatar #9307 to #9306 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
well I'm playing fetch with him right now B)
User avatar #9308 to #9307 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
you are sitting on your computer and playing fetch with him?
User avatar #9309 to #9308 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
laptop
and ya in the house with a toy
User avatar #9310 to #9309 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Laziness > Going outside.
User avatar #9311 to #9310 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
b-but it's dark and wet there
#9290 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
"Hello, hope you will do good"
User avatar #9287 to #9286 - vincento (09/29/2014) [-]
yes pretty much it
funnily enought this comics was made years ago
they knew
User avatar #9289 to #9288 - vincento (09/29/2014) [-]
; _ ; please kill him
#9326 to #9289 - mranldestroyer (22 hours ago) [-]
but no we must show the world that he is really changed and we are a progressive society

hi
User avatar #9327 to #9326 - vincento (22 hours ago) [-]
people can change

howdy
#9328 to #9327 - mranldestroyer (22 hours ago) [-]
yes just put them here in some years and it will be ok

how are you?
User avatar #9329 to #9328 - vincento (22 hours ago) [-]
damn I am so afraid of committing a crime now

sleepy, I'll probably go bed now
night <3
User avatar #9330 to #9329 - mranldestroyer (22 hours ago) [-]
okok
night <3
User avatar #9245 - mikli (09/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #9246 to #9245 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
not direct enough
User avatar #9247 to #9246 - mikli (09/28/2014) [-]
put your vagina in my penis
User avatar #9248 to #9247 - mikli (09/28/2014) [-]
i mean
User avatar #9250 to #9248 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
d-damn, swooned
#9234 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
heellloooo.
#9280 to #9234 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
hmmmm, well I guess
can't ask for more than what's already on the table
and hey at least we're both happy with how the things are now
#9282 to #9281 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
btw do you know that I like you a lot
#9283 to #9282 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
of course.
the feeling is mutual.
#9284 to #9283 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
okay just making sure

also I'll probably need to go finish homework now, so see ya + nighty if I don't catch you again today <3
ty for the convo and and... yeah
#9285 to #9284 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
alright, good luck n' seeya.   
yeah indeed.
alright, good luck n' seeya.
yeah indeed.
#9260 to #9234 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
I acknowledge your comment, but I'm in no state to respond to it right now or ever    
   
Have this pic instead
I acknowledge your comment, but I'm in no state to respond to it right now or ever

Have this pic instead
#9262 to #9261 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
can I ask you something I'm hella curious about
#9263 to #9262 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
I'll not like this, will I?

go ahead.
#9264 to #9263 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
If
we knew each other IRL, would you date me?
#9265 to #9264 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
a much less painful question than I expected.

'course I would. just because I make a joke out of flirting and being a smooth ass ************ doesn't mean that I don't mean the things I say.
#9266 to #9265 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
eeeeh, but what did you expect tell me then

hmmmmmmm
well that's nice I think
yeah
it's great
thank you
#9267 to #9266 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
I dunno. I'm a pessimist, what can I say.

sure thing.
#9268 to #9267 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
how can there be a pessimistic question, or you're just afraid to give me any ideas?

#9269 to #9268 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
I mean, being a pessimist leads me to expect something unpleasant.
I wasn't thinking of anything in particular, it's just paranoia, I guess.
#9270 to #9269 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
but being pessimistic leads you to have more pleasant surprises in life?
at least that's how I see it
Well since you're already expecting it maybe I should just go with something unpleasant too
cloy uuuhhhh, we're... breaking up?
did I do good, I don't really have anything in mind, but I wanna make something of it at least
#9271 to #9270 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah, I agree. it's not so bad.

well you tried
#9272 to #9271 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
O how about this then, try asking me something

#9273 to #9272 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
i'm uh
bad at this?

can i be a cheap **** and ask the same question you did?
#9274 to #9273 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
it's okay pls try your best I believe in you

And you already know the answer to that one ofc I would!! why else would I ask it in the first place
haha doesn't this knowledge make you a little bitter too...
#9275 to #9274 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
of course I do, but it's nice to see you say it.

bitter, why?
#9276 to #9275 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
haha, yes I forgot I'm as clear as glass

mostly because it emphasizes the fact that we don't see each other irl
and all the problems that come with that
mmmm
#9277 to #9276 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
hehe.

well, you were planning to, right?
the future is open, and what's more, I'm content. it's not optimal, but I'm content.
#9278 to #9277 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah I guess but waaaaaiting
and like
stuff
wow are you honestly seriously being the optimistic one here? I think it's gonna snow any minute now
#9279 to #9278 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call it optimism.
I just... dunno, go with the flow.
it is as it is, if it happens it happens.
#9235 to #9234 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
Hello I am glad to see you my waiting have payed off
#9236 to #9235 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
so you were waiting for me to come to you?

how you doin?
#9237 to #9236 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
eh did I say that
I mean yesterday you said you would anyway sooo

I am great
doing freaking homework, and you?
#9238 to #9237 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
yea, I guess I did.
do you just get anons on your page everytime you begin speaking to someone?

I'm eh. got a bit of a headache, but it'll settle.
give me my context.
#9239 to #9238 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
hmm, good question, I never really pay attention to that but probably


it'll all cause you spend all your time at your PC computers
hhhhh, what context? I don't really remember, maybe if you'll ask me more I will
#9240 to #9239 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
once again: it's a conspiracy.

I would usually agree but I had it when getting outta bed. I dunno.
Oh, are we playing this game?
I dunno, there's not much face you have left to save after I already know the matter.
were you on cam with your mother when she deduced that you were in love or did you get to hide your "i don't blush"-blush?
#9241 to #9240 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
i bet they're all the same person    
   
idk just take a pill, helps for me    
oi least you can do is spoil me a little bit here
i bet they're all the same person

idk just take a pill, helps for me
oi least you can do is spoil me a little bit here
#9242 to #9241 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
yes, that's what I figure aswell.

have been.
aw man, fine.
tell me, love. I'm curious as hell and have been waiting to ask all day.
#9243 to #9242 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
eh, like because of a flexible IP it counts as different anons or something like that   
   
awwwwww   
well okay    
but I hate you   
but okay    
eh, there is really not much to it, I was talking to parents on skype yesterday and they usually ask how my week was But you see the problem is they just want me to tell it like an essay rather than they-ask-questions-I-answer, I don't remember it happened too long ago it's irrelevant now. then I figured since I scribe about how my day went on your profile I can just read it from there    
you kno for review purposes . and idk I ended up reading our convos again, and you know how fluffy and cute they are sometimes. My mom called me out on it, she's like &quot;why are you always smiling like this, no I know something have happened, I've been noticing it, are you in love? who are you chatting right now with, are you chatting with Dom? are you in love with him?&quot; like 						****					 mom give me a break    
also she doesn't approve of long distance you get no blessing    
that's pretty much it    
I smile like a retard when looking over our convos   
grand, just grand
eh, like because of a flexible IP it counts as different anons or something like that

awwwwww
well okay
but I hate you
but okay
eh, there is really not much to it, I was talking to parents on skype yesterday and they usually ask how my week was But you see the problem is they just want me to tell it like an essay rather than they-ask-questions-I-answer, I don't remember it happened too long ago it's irrelevant now. then I figured since I scribe about how my day went on your profile I can just read it from there
you kno for review purposes . and idk I ended up reading our convos again, and you know how fluffy and cute they are sometimes. My mom called me out on it, she's like "why are you always smiling like this, no I know something have happened, I've been noticing it, are you in love? who are you chatting right now with, are you chatting with Dom? are you in love with him?" like **** mom give me a break
also she doesn't approve of long distance you get no blessing
that's pretty much it
I smile like a retard when looking over our convos
grand, just grand
#9244 to #9243 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
idk, never looked into it.

aww that's cute
also I wasn't even aware she knew of my existence
also damn no long distance blessing

in your defense the smiling thing happens to me too but even when I'm just thinking about our convos or you in general and suddenly I hear "why the **** are you smiling this meeting sucks" and then I'm back in the present
so ye i'll just randomly start smiling occasionally in a smug manner and it creeps everyone out
#9249 to #9244 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
well idk just a guess

wow I already told you that I told her about you
tfw your mom doesn't know
and ye step up your game

y-yeah same. except the smug part that's just you, I'm cute and nice and innocent
haha what a gay thing to do
ye they're probably thinking "holy **** Dom smiled, this building is probably gonna blow up any minute now"
#9251 to #9249 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah I recalled that just after I wrote it lmao
but I didn't figure she would immediately think of me when she saw you smiling

that you are
no u
yeah pretty much I mean I can even understand the thought heh
#9252 to #9251 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
oh yeah so now you remember ofc
haha well you know...
women's intuition
too bad she's wrong and you're a dork

aw jeez thanks babe
I'll have you know I'm a solid 1 on kinsey scale
i hope they'll start asking you if you're in love or smtn
yeah that would be nice
#9253 to #9252 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
bae I swear
damn

hey, i'm a great actor remember?
#9254 to #9253 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
>bae I swear
>says he's a great actor literally 2 lines below
ya

you should just admit you're thinking about the bae

also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height I was checking this to find the average height of danish people
why do some of the countries only have 1 gender measured
including yours, don't you have any women there
#9255 to #9254 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
pff.

I'm always thinking about the bae but you're the only one I'll admit it to.

well, they have self reports sooooo I have not the slightest clue
#9256 to #9255 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
is this like some sort of love confession
also you're the only one I won't admit it to (not really I won't admit to anyone)
not that I'm good with poker faces
life is hard

how tall are you again?
I swear this wasn't the original question
#9257 to #9256 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
yes.
yes you're somewhat see-through

176cm
so pretty much the average you're seeing on that page
#9258 to #9257 - vincento (09/28/2014) [-]
eh, eh??
o I get it
stop bullying me
and shut up I'm not ugh

oh yeah I remember we were somewhat similar height, but I guess we're exactly the same
gj
#9259 to #9258 - cloymax (09/28/2014) [-]
hey, I meant what I said.
shh yes you are

yea, same height buddies as you expressed it when this came into question first time around
User avatar #9116 - mranldestroyer (09/27/2014) [-]
anonymous(49
User avatar #9122 to #9116 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
I won!
User avatar #9123 to #9122 - mranldestroyer (09/27/2014) [-]
? its only 36 now
User avatar #9124 to #9123 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
it was 53 at some point
User avatar #9137 to #9124 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
inquisition i c u
#9138 to #9137 - inquisition (09/27/2014) [-]
I love you
I love you
User avatar #9117 to #9116 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
come on just 1 more
User avatar #9108 - mikli (09/27/2014) [-]
anons stay out of this territory it belongs to me
User avatar #9109 to #9108 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
44!
you're not helping!
User avatar #9111 to #9109 - mikli (09/27/2014) [-]
ANONS LISTEN TO ME I AM SPEAKING
User avatar #9019 - mranldestroyer (09/27/2014) [-]
whats that weird thing you have as a profile pic?
#9005 - mranldestroyer (09/26/2014) [-]
m-m-muh pure nanami
User avatar #9008 to #9005 - vincento (09/26/2014) [-]
what kind of whore plays video games in her stockings
fake gamer girl
nanami confirmed for ultimate fake gamer girl
#9011 to #9008 - mranldestroyer (09/26/2014) [-]
but she always wear them
User avatar #9018 to #9011 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
but she took off her undies
User avatar #9020 to #9018 - mranldestroyer (09/27/2014) [-]
and gave them to hinata cus otp BBBBBBBBBB)
nanami x hinata
User avatar #9021 to #9020 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
O did you finish the game?
did you enjoy killing komaeda????
User avatar #9032 to #9031 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
hi
can't skype cause hiding btw
User avatar #9033 to #9032 - mranldestroyer (09/27/2014) [-]
but you can use skype while you hide
User avatar #9035 to #9033 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
no my parents know how to check if I'm hiding B(
User avatar #9036 to #9035 - mranldestroyer (09/27/2014) [-]
steam then?
User avatar #9041 to #9036 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
awwww babe
User avatar #9038 to #9036 - vincento (09/27/2014) [-]
eeeeeh
ya sure
User avatar #9029 to #9021 - mranldestroyer (09/27/2014) [-]
yes
and yes
User avatar #9003 to #9002 - vincento (09/26/2014) [-]
Who is Tony?
User avatar #9016 to #9003 - webs (09/26/2014) [-]
Ask someone Who is Tony.
User avatar #9004 to #9003 - webs (09/26/2014) [-]
Who is he!
#8998 - mranldestroyer (09/25/2014) [-]
what is happening here?
User avatar #8999 to #8998 - vincento (09/25/2014) [-]
ahahah what the ****
is this cum
this is probably from the new game I didn't check on it
#9001 to #8999 - mranldestroyer (09/26/2014) [-]
yeah i looked it up and it was from the new game
this is also from the new game
so yes its probably cum
User avatar #8996 - mranldestroyer (09/25/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #8957 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #8958 to #8957 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
there now you don't have to fake it
User avatar #8959 to #8958 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
maybe when I don't expect to get it I'll sticky it promise
#8978 to #8959 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm lazy, sorry.   
   
it's really difficult even finding time to prepare my quitting.
I'm lazy, sorry.

it's really difficult even finding time to prepare my quitting.
#8979 to #8978 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
RIP cloymax   
   
He was too lazy to even quit his job
RIP cloymax

He was too lazy to even quit his job
#8980 to #8979 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
hey atleast I'm consistent
#8981 to #8980 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
hey can't argue with that self-confidence
#8982 to #8981 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
hell nah you can't

besides you love me
#8983 to #8982 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
&gt;block cloymax   
&gt;remove cloymax from friends    
&gt;flag cloymax from life
>block cloymax
>remove cloymax from friends
>flag cloymax from life



#8985 to #8984 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
Help I'm a waifu and I'm being abused
#8986 to #8985 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
bae you're the one waifu I would never abuse
User avatar #8988 to #8986 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
in my defense I tried replying with something more coherent but failed
User avatar #8990 to #8988 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
gj <3
User avatar #8987 to #8986 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
SHOULDN'T YOU GO TO BED
#8989 to #8987 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
r u getting a little embarassed

also I will soon ok
#8991 to #8989 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
if I say no you won't stop
if I say yes you won't stop
what a vain life

yes good
#8992 to #8991 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
what're you talkin' about it's great

also last night was the worst sleep because I was super tired and was just about to pass out 1 minute after laying down but then I remembered that i forgot to set my alarm and then couldn't fall asleep for half an hour after setting it
User avatar #8993 to #8992 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
haha
ha

>not having biological clocks set up to back you up anyway
m8 that's some casual **** right there
also what the **** do you manually set up an alarm clock every night? don't you have work at the same time always?
#8994 to #8993 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
shhh <3

tfw filthy casul

I say set up but it's cause my alarm is on my phone and I forgot to charge it
the battery life is just enough for one day, if I don't charge it at night it would die before waking me up


also i'm going now ttyl ilu <3 hugs and kisses etc
bai
#8995 to #8994 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
that's what you get for owning a smartphone

yaa bye have a good one don't forget to charge your phone loves <3
#8960 to #8959 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
noted   
   
sup?
noted

sup?
#8961 to #8960 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
ty
it doesn't even have to be a get see how lenient I am

we did basic **** again but we did it all standing so I just wanna lay down ufeel
which I am doing now
life is good
I have also been neglecting my chiropractor meetings this week lol who cares
Also this nice hardworking old lady was talking to me at work and said something along the lines of "I can be a bother sometimes but I swear everybody likes me"
"I can see why"
be smooth with an old lady ☑, proudest achievement of the day even tho this happened yesterday

What about chu what did chu do
#8962 to #8961 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
okay good   
   
do you need a leg rub? ;)   
   
nice you got mad old pussy game   
   
just work all day   
had a headache all day so it sucked but I burned out so I went home early so it was k
okay good

do you need a leg rub? ;)

nice you got mad old pussy game

just work all day
had a headache all day so it sucked but I burned out so I went home early so it was k
#8963 to #8962 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
yes yes I was thinking about that but tfw swissland is not an US state and bae can not come over in 10 minutes
well I would go for a leg rub to chiropractor but I'm too lazy to walk what a broken circle
it's a five minute walk ffs

thank I just need a mad old dick game and I can have u finally

is it just me or you're always semi-sick for the work

User avatar #8964 to #8963 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
ye it's sucks
wow five minute walks

god I don't know if I should feel rekt or charmed

yea kinda
#8965 to #8964 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
pls
hey I walked for an hour I think I walked more in the pasted days than I did in a month I'm ******* weak delicate okay
plus it's waste 45 minutes of my life

you will always be both with me

YEAH KINDA IT'S JUST ME OR YEAH KINDA YOU'RE ALWAYS SICK
#8966 to #8965 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
yes delicate   
   
damn times are hard   
   
it's just you.   
the last 2 weeks I've been feeling like 						****					 constantly, but previously it was never a problem.
yes delicate

damn times are hard

it's just you.
the last 2 weeks I've been feeling like **** constantly, but previously it was never a problem.
#8967 to #8966 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
pls it's true

2much work pressure yo
when are you quitting again, closer to new year?
User avatar #8968 to #8967 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
my delicate little flower

yea maybe

new years is when it runs out by itself

I'm just quitting as soon as possible
User avatar #8969 to #8968 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
ya rose with thorns
also aww

do you plan to work in the same "customer-coworker service or what it's called" area on your next job or at least want to do that?
#8970 to #8969 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
ye tat   
&lt;3   
   
ugh if I could pick a job where I just do tech stuff all day without customer service I'd pick that   
but those kind of jobs have really high requirements a lot of the time so it's gonna be difficult
ye tat
<3

ugh if I could pick a job where I just do tech stuff all day without customer service I'd pick that
but those kind of jobs have really high requirements a lot of the time so it's gonna be difficult
#8971 to #8970 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
well didn't you say you can go on some sort of tech courses and upgrade your knowledge?
can't you just do that?
or maybe it was something different
we talked about it long ago okay don't judge
#8972 to #8971 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't remember either. no judgement done.   
   
well, I could, but that means I'd be unemployed for some time.   
or, well, I could do it on the side of a 						********					 job but hell I'm already super exhausted every day.
I wouldn't remember either. no judgement done.

well, I could, but that means I'd be unemployed for some time.
or, well, I could do it on the side of a ******** job but hell I'm already super exhausted every day.
#8973 to #8972 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah but like
in the long run

I wouldn't recommend doing it on the side tbh for how long would it make you unemployed tho
#8974 to #8973 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
but effort...   
   
I don't actually know tbh   
maybe I should check that out at some point
but effort...

I don't actually know tbh
maybe I should check that out at some point
#8975 to #8974 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
but less effort later in life...
and not talking to people anymore at work...
or atleast talk less? idk

you should, you should
like just check it out
I mean if you're getting a new job anyway might as well get a better one?
#8976 to #8975 - cloymax (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah... I guess I should.   
   
well, one thing after another...
yeah... I guess I should.

well, one thing after another...
User avatar #8977 to #8976 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
So many dots
I can feel how unwilling you are
User avatar #8951 - inquisition (09/24/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #8952 to #8951 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
sick pussy game brah
User avatar #8953 to #8952 - inquisition (09/24/2014) [-]
ty ty ty
User avatar #8954 to #8953 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
wanna do it sometimes
User avatar #8956 to #8954 - inquisition (09/24/2014) [-]
yea ok holla at me
User avatar #8955 to #8954 - vincento (09/24/2014) [-]
;;;;; )))))))))))))))))))))))
I'm a real grill btw ;)
#8932 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
why did they expand her tits so much? this isnt a hentai or something
#8933 to #8932 - vincento (09/23/2014) [-]
idk m8 her boobs were super big even in the game
also for the plot
User avatar #8934 to #8933 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
they dont look that big
also hi
#8935 to #8934 - vincento (09/23/2014) [-]
gurl if she stands straight half of her arm is covered by her boob
sorry for the lamne size too bored to look for a normal one but you get the idea
User avatar #8937 to #8935 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
they dont even fit in her shirt
User avatar #8936 to #8935 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
but the black girl has even bigger
User avatar #8938 to #8936 - vincento (09/23/2014) [-]
tru, tru
User avatar #8939 to #8938 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
im tired but people is making noise outside
pls help
User avatar #8940 to #8939 - vincento (09/23/2014) [-]
bye earplug
also let me 1v1 him I'll rek him
User avatar #8941 to #8940 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
well i cant do it middle of the night
but you dont even lift manlet
User avatar #8942 to #8941 - vincento (09/23/2014) [-]
kill the person den
wow you can call me weak but I'm pretty tall tyvm
User avatar #8943 to #8942 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
but people die when they get killed
i bet i am even stronger then you and anyone under 189 cm is a manlet its a fact
User avatar #9006 to #8943 - manlet (09/26/2014) [-]
Stop hurting my feelings
User avatar #9007 to #9006 - mranldestroyer (09/26/2014) [-]
are you vincento?
User avatar #9010 to #9007 - vincento (09/26/2014) [-]
do you know that I am retarded
User avatar #9012 to #9009 - mranldestroyer (09/26/2014) [-]
still doesnt make me cringe
User avatar #9014 to #9013 - mranldestroyer (09/26/2014) [-]
are you looking back at all our convos?
User avatar #9015 to #9014 - vincento (09/26/2014) [-]
no I have them saved lol
User avatar #8944 to #8943 - vincento (09/23/2014) [-]
**** forgot about that
in video games yeah but this is IRL
User avatar #8945 to #8944 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
are you calling me weak? i have you know i did 2 push ups one time
**** i have work in 2 hours and i didnt sleep at all
User avatar #8946 to #8945 - vincento (09/23/2014) [-]
ok i need to go to work now
see u later and try sleep
User avatar #8947 to #8946 - mranldestroyer (09/23/2014) [-]
okok
i try
bye <3
#8948 to #8947 - mr skeltal (09/24/2014) [-]
wow go da hell to sleep!

with love vincento <3
also bye work time
User avatar #8949 to #8948 - mranldestroyer (09/24/2014) [-]
do you really think i listen on a cis scum?

sorry sorry i go to sleep
<3
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