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I wish that I could be like the cool kids, cause all the cool kids, they seem to get itcomment
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#9435 - vincento (10/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by vincento
User avatar #7047 - mranldestroyer (05/28/2014) [-]
stickied by vincento
dont you dare unsticky my comment
User avatar #9526 to #9525 - vincento (19 hours ago) [-]
Only if she's giving birth to a cis white male
User avatar #9527 to #9526 - mranldestroyer (8 hours ago) [-]
but she is japanese
User avatar #9524 to #9502 - vincento (21 hours ago) [-]
indeed
#9504 to #9503 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
How' ya doing tonight?
#9505 to #9504 - vincento (22 hours ago) [-]
more like aayyy 1 pm

just having a friendly chat with a friendly vegan on board nothing much
#9506 to #9505 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
fair enough...

sounds alright

>is this you and cloy?
#9507 to #9506 - vincento (22 hours ago) [-]
hey relationships are fun and all but do you really need to turn this conversation in this direction like on your second reply with no warning at all

also no
we are mutually in love and adore each other greatly
#9508 to #9507 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
eh, I just happened to scroll by the image, and since it always cracks me up I had to give it some sort of meaning, I guess.

glad to hear it, though I'd love to hear that he begged you, because it'd be funny.
#9509 to #9508 - vincento (22 hours ago) [-]
Sorry to disappoint then mate
#9510 to #9509 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
lol, don't be.

I'm just kidding
#9511 to #9510 - vincento (22 hours ago) [-]
Just jokes
#9512 to #9511 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
stop oppressing me
#stopbullying
#allwomenarethesame

or something, I dunno I'm not into that game at all....
#9513 to #9512 - vincento (21 hours ago) [-]
I uh
guess?
User avatar #9514 to #9513 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
iunno, I'm blank, sorry
#9516 to #9515 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
****************** .png

oh well, I got weekend and stuff, yay me.
not that I'll use it for anything.
User avatar #9517 to #9516 - vincento (21 hours ago) [-]
You can waste it on mirror flipping your reaction pics
User avatar #9519 to #9517 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
and I'd rather just start cropping the last 40 chapters I have available
#9518 to #9517 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I don't do that out of principle
User avatar #9520 to #9518 - vincento (21 hours ago) [-]
damn weeb rebels
#9521 to #9520 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
it's not like I use the original manga or anything, it's the translated version.

I just realized that there's a cat in this image, I've used it for ages...
User avatar #9522 to #9521 - vincento (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah I probably would have missed it if you didn't point it out

cause cat is not the important part here obviously
#9523 to #9522 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Cat's are always important...
User avatar #9491 to #9490 - vincento (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm proud of being white
User avatar #9493 to #9492 - vincento (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm proud that people are proud to be non-white
User avatar #9494 to #9493 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
you forgot to check your privilege white

o wait you are slavic so you arent white :'''''')
User avatar #9495 to #9494 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
what the **** r u for real
User avatar #9496 to #9495 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
what? no i was just joking
User avatar #9497 to #9496 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
oh
i thought it was another swedish thing
User avatar #9498 to #9497 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
no elric says slavs arent white
User avatar #9499 to #9498 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
I guess
I just found out sometimes they are called mustard
they were white enough for Hitler
User avatar #9500 to #9499 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
but hitler didnt like communists
User avatar #9501 to #9500 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
he still liked slavic race
#9485 - vpn (10/18/2014) [-]
I was wrong, pixel art is hard.
#9486 to #9485 - vincento (10/18/2014) [-]
finally, I was feeling like a dirty casual for finding it hard haha
#9487 to #9484 - vincento (10/18/2014) [-]
I couldn't post this funny meme on your profile
User avatar #9488 to #9487 - mranldestroyer (10/19/2014) [-]
sorry i open my profile again
User avatar #9481 - webs (10/14/2014) [-]
Vincento te crees que soy genial?
User avatar #9482 to #9481 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
すみませええん!日本語わはなしませんか?
User avatar #9483 to #9482 - webs (10/15/2014) [-]
Debieras.
User avatar #9474 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
Sunset Hi
User avatar #9475 to #9474 - Sunset ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #9476 to #9475 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
you still on /brony /items?
User avatar #9477 to #9476 - Sunset ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
/bronies/ yeah sort of, /items/ i quit a year ago
User avatar #9472 - mranldestroyer (10/13/2014) [-]
Today, I got le friendzoned again today.

I woke up, clutching my Rainbow Dash plushie, and gave her a little kiss on the nose (an amazing confidence boost). It was the start of a new week, so I stepped on the scale. Got down to 320 lbs today! That's a whole pound less! To celebrate, I decided to ask my mom to make me blueberry pancakes, but the ******* bitch forgot the strawberry syrup. I wish I was in Death Note so I could write her name in the pages.

Before heading out to college, I made sure to dress nice; of course the fedora for the standard classiness, and I threw on my Sonic t-shirt as well. I decided to bust out the big guns as well, putting on some shorts with flames on them. Sometimes I don't know why I'm not drowning in pussy juice.

Anyways, I got to college, sat in the back, and started browsing /a/ on 4chan (occasionally going on /u/ and /mlp/ when no one is looking). Suddenly that amazingly cute girl came in and sat in front of me. She started talking to this one kid next to her about the Xbox One. I, being the superior being, interrupted her and asked if she was really going to get the Xbox. She looked upset that I said that, so I tried to play it cool. I explained to her that PC gaming is superior due to the improved graphical fidelity and abilities it possesses. She asked if I had anything about it on my laptop, which she started looking at. I tried to stop her but it was too late; she saw that amazing gif of Braeburn getting ****** up the ass by Big Mac. I quickly tried to explain to her that I was, in fact, not gay, but just inexplicably attracted to gay pony porn, but she quickly exited the room.

Sigh guys, why don't girls go for the sophisticated ones like me? I would treat her right. Maybe one day I'll meet amazing waifu who loves anime just like me.
User avatar #9473 to #9472 - vincento (10/13/2014) [-]
I laughed, I cried, I clapped, I tipped
User avatar #9479 to #9478 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
YOu know how you can stop rape? Don't rape them
User avatar #9480 to #9479 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
this is directed towards men btw
User avatar #9460 to #9459 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
what's up?
#9461 to #9460 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Nothing much, just woke up, had cereal, prolly gonna study soon. The usual deal   
   
You?
Nothing much, just woke up, had cereal, prolly gonna study soon. The usual deal

You?
#9462 to #9461 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
study on a sunday?
wtf do you expect to make something of your life or smth?

damn tryhards...

eh, I feel like garbage, I've been drinking more tea than ever and been watching avengers to try and divert my attention.
the usual downtime of my usual top kek'ness and sheer aura of awesome everyone enjoys.
#9463 to #9462 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Hey shush, I want to be free on weekdays so I can hang out with friend's sister that will be in town next week

Tea is gud
Avengers is gud
Ye seasonal depressions can hit you hard like that
#9464 to #9463 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
well that makes sense.
sorta...

I'd just ditch it alltogether lmao.

yeah, tea is fun.
avengers assemble is alright, I wish spiderman was actually in it though.

mhmmm.... iunno if I'd call it seasonal, I just let details get to me hard every now and then.
#9465 to #9464 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
psh, LoL 4 lyf

you can alway watch the cartoon The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, I think spiderman is actually a part of the universe there

#9466 to #9465 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
yeah, **** homework, we barely have that **** anymore in DK anyway.

Avengers assemble is the 2013 cartoon from disney...
Spiderman is in 2 episodes, but he isn't an actual part of the show, I figured he'd be doing something.
maybe I should just have watched Spiderman instead.
Avengers is just a nice place to learn a lot of the marvel universe at once...
User avatar #9467 to #9466 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Yes school in Denmark is not for learning, it's for helping you become a decent human being or smtn like that idk

Maybe, spiderman was fun until deadpool came along and now he's in the backgrounds
rip
#9468 to #9467 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
lmao, Danish school ain't for **** .
it's the same as all other schools assimilation is the only thing society accomplishes with that **** .
forcing everyone down the same path leaving out the human aspect.

so what if my IQ is high?
doesn't matter if I'm too lazy to work without being supervised by a superior.
#9469 to #9468 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
school was never responsible for helping you find motivation imho, that's something you had to do on your own
#9470 to #9469 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
school has counseling and said counseling told everyone the same 						****					 "go to high school"   
   
there's 3 different school options outside of the more specified educations.   
like baking, no counselor would propose that even if you were failing elementary school.   
   
not that I would have considered baking as my calling back then.   
having to choose that 						****					 at the age of 15 is stupid as it is.   
   
we want geniuses but we let those who can't keep up drag the superior down.
school has counseling and said counseling told everyone the same **** "go to high school"

there's 3 different school options outside of the more specified educations.
like baking, no counselor would propose that even if you were failing elementary school.

not that I would have considered baking as my calling back then.
having to choose that **** at the age of 15 is stupid as it is.

we want geniuses but we let those who can't keep up drag the superior down.
#9471 to #9470 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Our school didn't tho, you had to figure out this "whatchu wanna do in life" on your own or with the help of parents. Idk, it's something I grew up without so I don't consider it necessary, but it would be pretty neat if we had that counseling/supervision thing I guess

oh well, such is life
User avatar #9453 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
#9446 - evilicious (10/11/2014) [-]

Don't lie down because that just makes it worse. Curl up in a ball, but sit upright and you'll feel a lot better. Also, water. And Midol. And a thin blanket.
#9447 to #9446 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
oh yeah fetal position is best too
>tfw had to go outside today
>tfw had to concentrate on not dying

#9443 - mranldestroyer (10/11/2014) [-]
this is the belgian minister of health
User avatar #9444 to #9443 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
damn look at what all these genetics have done to her
#9441 - deficiency (10/11/2014) [-]
Will you be my Shield-Maiden?
#9442 to #9441 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
hot girl in a hot uniform
what more do you need from the woman of your dreams
#9449 to #9448 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
>went out
>everything started hurting
>went home early
>trying hard not to die

how you be?
#9450 to #9449 - deficiency (10/11/2014) [-]
Drank a little bit, hung out with online friends on Skype, just chilled and passed out.

I am now awake.
Tired mostly.
#9451 to #9450 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
sleep more

tfw need to study, to not be busy next week
tfw to lazy
im gun fail
gbye cruel world
#9452 to #9451 - deficiency (10/11/2014) [-]
I have an exam and a presentation to study and do.

I am just playing WoW and rotting away in bed.
User avatar #9437 - mranldestroyer (10/10/2014) [-]
**** fj is back
User avatar #9439 to #9437 - vincento (10/10/2014) [-]
time to waste life
User avatar #9380 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
lol
#9382 to #9380 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
here is coffee 4 u
#9383 to #9382 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
I am very well aware.
BUT NOT NEXT UPDATE BECAUSE GRAPHICS=GOOD GAMES

hi
User avatar #9384 to #9383 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
GAMES = NERDSSSSSSSS

yoyo
but I guess your "lol" was about something else?
#9385 to #9384 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
roflmao you want to get the D of a nerd.

nerd.

not really, I just wrote it instead of hi for some reason.

and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that post a few below from cloy is cute as ****
#9386 to #9385 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
m scuse u cloy is an exception to every rule in my book, doesn't count

and yeah i know right!
he's da best
#9387 to #9386 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
wow, just get a room already.
User avatar #9388 to #9387 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
damn dude I wish y u cut me deep
#9389 to #9388 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
yo I did it, why shouldn't it be possible?

I mean, if you keep at it with this pace you might be able to talk him into visiting you after he finishes his current contract.
I mean, he promised to come visit me once he moved out etc. so why shouldn't it be possible?

#believe
User avatar #9391 to #9389 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
hmmmm

I see you're very eager for this relationship to escalate
#9394 to #9391 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm not going to be a cockblock for my best friend, wtf?

if I can't have him I can atleast try and make sure he keeps the good ones and stay away from the bad ones.

If Leon is happy I'm happy.
User avatar #9395 to #9394 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
ahahaha flattered
User avatar #9400 to #9395 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
do not kill me
User avatar #9399 to #9395 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
typo
User avatar #9412 to #9399 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
good job
#9413 to #9412 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
can't be perfect all the time.

or half the time...
not even a sliver of the time....
User avatar #9418 to #9414 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
sorreh
User avatar #9419 to #9418 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
it's fine lol
User avatar #9431 to #9419 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
thanks based cloy
#9401 to #9399 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
cloymax is there something I don't ******* know
User avatar #9411 to #9401 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
there's lots of things you don't know but this wouldn't be one of them
User avatar #9428 to #9411 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
okay okay I believe you <3
User avatar #9415 to #9411 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
**** why do you have to phrase it like that
makes me feel hella intrigued and other emotions
#9416 to #9415 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to sound mysterious
#9423 to #9420 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
you're not seriously concerned are you?   
   
I'm a social recluse who's incapable of keeping interest in most people for longer than 5 minutes, hasn't willfully hung out with anyone since fishy came here and consider social contact mostly a chore.   
also, I hate cheaters more than anything.   
   
the only one I love is you.
you're not seriously concerned are you?

I'm a social recluse who's incapable of keeping interest in most people for longer than 5 minutes, hasn't willfully hung out with anyone since fishy came here and consider social contact mostly a chore.
also, I hate cheaters more than anything.

the only one I love is you.
#9425 to #9423 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
No way I would never doubt your love, my love

it's a more abstract kind of feel
like what if I don't know if ur dying or having bad case of drama IRL or something idk
#9426 to #9425 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
aww.

nope and nooooooooope can't have drama without people lmao
nothing is wrong, don't worry.
User avatar #9403 to #9402 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
good job mister I'm-not-a-cockblocker pfffffffff
User avatar #9405 to #9404 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
there there

#9406 to #9405 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
only one way out then.
User avatar #9407 to #9406 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
eat until you feel better?
#9408 to #9407 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
I was implying murder with the whole "sharpening my weapons" image.

I am always eating so I can't even eat to feel better tbh
User avatar #9398 to #9395 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
lover
#9397 to #9395 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
I try.

can't end up on bad terms with cloy's lovers
User avatar #9374 - joshlol (09/30/2014) [-]
lol why do you have permanent anonymous stalkers?
#9376 to #9374 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
I feel like I'm a TV show of some sort
User avatar #9378 to #9377 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm not even popular wtf
probably lots of things posted on my profile show up in google image search
User avatar #9379 to #9378 - joshlol (09/30/2014) [-]
mm maybe
#9331 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
&gt;be procrastinating   
&gt;suddenly guy across from me goes &quot;so what's her name?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;what?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;there must be some girl if you happen to ever be smiling.&quot;   
[SWEATING]
>be procrastinating
>suddenly guy across from me goes "so what's her name?"
>"what?"
>"there must be some girl if you happen to ever be smiling."
[SWEATING]
User avatar #9390 to #9381 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
shut
User avatar #9396 to #9390 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
does this means xander is officially on my stalkers list

User avatar #9409 to #9396 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
he might be on my mine tbh
User avatar #9410 to #9409 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
yeah I guessed
he ships us hard yo
User avatar #9417 to #9410 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
as if we don't ship each other hard enough
User avatar #9421 to #9417 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
y-yeah I know
#9361 to #9331 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
dank

I swear my internet life has more action going on compared to IRL
#9362 to #9361 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
ah yes

all that exciting internet action
hah it's funny because it's me saying it
User avatar #9363 to #9362 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
we all have our weaknesses

holy **** this house is so ******* loud send help
User avatar #9364 to #9363 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
agreed

wtf how can a house be loud
is it haunted
User avatar #9366 to #9364 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
oh I get it
the house itself is loud
hahahahahahaha
User avatar #9368 to #9366 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
**** you it was funny
User avatar #9369 to #9368 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
laughing with you I promise!
User avatar #9365 to #9364 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
cause two dogs
and a 4-year-old
and a 1-year-old
and TV working
User avatar #9367 to #9365 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
oh **** damn

how long you stayin there anyway?
User avatar #9370 to #9367 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
for the next two months
User avatar #9371 to #9370 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
damn that's pretty long

why tho?
User avatar #9372 to #9371 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
because I messed with the ghetto

lelel I'm joking it's only till tomorrow morning sorry, sorry
#9373 to #9372 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
wut   
   
oh well whatever   
actually I gtg, time to get home   
   
have a good one &lt;3
wut

oh well whatever
actually I gtg, time to get home

have a good one <3
User avatar #9375 to #9373 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
damn how time flies

okay bye-bye <3
User avatar #9339 to #9334 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
hi zoop
User avatar #9336 to #9335 - zoopityzop (09/30/2014) [-]
what the **** you're like actual friends
#9341 to #9336 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
O no we've been caught
We weren't really hiding it tho in the first place
User avatar #9343 to #9341 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
yea tru
#9344 to #9343 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
maybe acted less gay in public but idk
web.s already bullies me cause this
User avatar #9346 to #9344 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
hehehehe
User avatar #9332 to #9331 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN AHAHAHAHA SUFFER

w-what did you say
User avatar #9333 to #9332 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
man **** you how am I supposed to be a cool emo kid like this

I played it cool of course
I said "what're you talking about, I'm a bundle of joy and smiles" with my best sarcasm voice
User avatar #9338 to #9333 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
teehee

yes I bet you put on your best [loud sweating] expression
also I was talking to mom, sorry
also she wants ur pic
#9340 to #9338 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
I'll have you know I'm the best at not making awkward facial expressions

oh god why
User avatar #9342 to #9340 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
yeah well
that only makes one of us then

tfw her first question was are you black or white
I'm telling you man it's all about the blessing
#9345 to #9342 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
while we're on that subject, your blush is more towards the center, covering your cheeks did nothing

wow the racism is real, your mom and I are like two peas in a pod lmao
but still holy **** ****** awkward.
User avatar #9347 to #9345 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
holy **** shut the **** up deleting you from skype and my cheeks were BURNING okay

my country is so freaking racist and it's super white
it was impossible to watch soccer world cup with high school friends because of all random commentaries, even made ME uncomfortable
my parents just don't like blacks cause they think as international students they get more benefits compared to us just because skin colour lmao, I don't really think that's true tho
I know you're telling me that. b-but it's my mom
#9348 to #9347 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
can you feel my smug grin through the internet? <3

damn it's like hitler paradise
also I dunno I've heard of plenty of cases where "non-white" skin color results in preferential treatment cuz "muh diversity" and "muh acceptance" and "muh immigration" but I never seen one first-hand so idk
shiet ***** I don't have any good pics of me and rn I'm unshaven as ****
do I have some time
User avatar #9349 to #9348 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
I hope that guy across from you will harass you to death for this god bless his soul

yea I think russians are more prone to hate crime imo
tbh i never really looked into that either, but at the same time I don't know what they have to deal with to judge the whole "benefits outweigh the inconveniences"
just remember
african-americans are obnoxious they may be your cool ***** homies but they are obnoxious nonetheless
blacks from africa are cute shy nerds it's hard to dislike them most of the time
o I think xander randomly mentioned you can't grow a beard lmao (also xander randomly mentions a lot of things I don't even ask for, don't even judge if I know something I shouldn't srsly)
yes all the time in the world you need, that was just an FYI thing

User avatar #9350 to #9349 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
it's fine you'll still be worse off

damn communists
well who knows according to sjws white people are literally demons so they must have it hella hard
ok if u say so
ye Alex says a lot of stuff
it's true though, I've had it growing for almost a month and it's still hella short and patchy
alright good panic over
User avatar #9351 to #9350 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
pls start telling people u have a qt gf overseas

don't deny you're one yourself
#black at heart
yeaaah
just put some of your long hair to your chin and pretend it's a beard
you're not completely excused from it tho
#9352 to #9351 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
no thanks   
wouldn't even tell if it wasn't overseas   
   
idk am I   
   
lol yea it's perfect   
I'll look like one of those stereotpyical kung fu movie sensei with the long-ass beard   
   
watch she's just gonna be like &quot;r u in love with a hobo&quot; when she sees my fabulous hair
no thanks
wouldn't even tell if it wasn't overseas

idk am I

lol yea it's perfect
I'll look like one of those stereotpyical kung fu movie sensei with the long-ass beard

watch she's just gonna be like "r u in love with a hobo" when she sees my fabulous hair
User avatar #9353 to #9352 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
if I ever come around you should take me to your workplace. I'll say to you it's cause I wanna see where you work but in reality I want to show all your coworkers that "yeah
this dude is mine B)"
too possessive?

yes, we've already been over that

+ you already have a belt I don't remember which colour tho, we can paint it black no worries

I already know that lmao
is kay I love your beautiful hair
User avatar #9354 to #9353 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
nah that's perfect I love it I would wanna show you off too ;)
well unless you like say that literally that'd be cringe

damn I guess it's canon now

oh yea sick
actually idk if I still have the belt

aww thanx bae
User avatar #9355 to #9354 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
woah woah overly obsessed gf much
no one likes a cling
tfw had to deal with jealous gfs
one of them even reported my kind of like a russian fb page. reason - "she's a ******* bitch I hate her"
B(

welcome aboard Stirlitz

G ******* J

<3
User avatar #9356 to #9355 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
meh I don't think this is that terrible of an instance

wow that's pretty cray

<3

User avatar #9357 to #9356 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
what the cling thing
maybe thanks cause you don't know what a cling issssssoh wait you do

she kept messaging me about how I should back off from her bf
and i'm thinking
"oh dear
if only u knew I rejected him 2 weeks ago"
they were one of those "share your facebook passwords with each other couples"
pretty cray

#9358 to #9357 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
no comment.

oh **** that sounds like some grade A drama right
make the movie
User avatar #9359 to #9358 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm not clingy too I swear

lolno I just told the dude I don't wanna deal with this and to hmu when he breaks up with her
#9360 to #9359 - cloymax (09/30/2014) [-]
I believe you.

aw damn no soap opera
User avatar #9291 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Tony was Pizza Anon.
User avatar #9292 to #9291 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
well I knew who pizza anon was I didn't know his IRL name was Tony
User avatar #9312 to #9292 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
>not wanting to play hardcore fetch.
User avatar #9313 to #9312 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
like throwing a baby for him to fetch
User avatar #9314 to #9313 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Yea,That's not what I was saying at all.
User avatar #9315 to #9314 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
dude go big or go home
User avatar #9316 to #9315 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
...or go to jail.
User avatar #9317 to #9316 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
probably a mental ward
User avatar #9318 to #9317 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Then you wont have your pug.
What's His name?
User avatar #9319 to #9318 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
it's not mine I'm at friend's place
Rubble
i think it was named after a cartoon dog
#9320 to #9319 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
It is from a show.
User avatar #9321 to #9320 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
he isn't even a pug wtf
#9322 to #9321 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Don't talk **** bout the Paw Patrol.
User avatar #9323 to #9322 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
police aint got **** on me I OWN the police
User avatar #9324 to #9323 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
This isn't the police

it's the mutha ****** puppy patrol
User avatar #9325 to #9324 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
also tony is not a pizza anon

trust me
User avatar #9293 to #9292 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
It was.

also can you spot me 20 dollars?
User avatar #9294 to #9293 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
lmao I wish you asked me who was pizza anon was instead

sure check your inbox
User avatar #9295 to #9294 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
someone just randomly called me tony.


***** I ain't playing with you I need my DLC
User avatar #9296 to #9295 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
yo let me talk to them I'll clear yo name in a matter of 3 replies

oh let me guess
dark souls 2?
User avatar #9297 to #9296 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
I already did,but when I asked who tony was they said they didn't know.


Yea,someone else tell you bout it?
User avatar #9298 to #9297 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
hmmmmm

nah, cloy said he's playing dark souls' last dlc earlier today, and I know you play it too so I just guessed
#9299 to #9298 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
You guessed right,also my Dark Souls Folder is named Vince for some reason.
User avatar #9300 to #9299 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
all your folders are named vince
User avatar #9301 to #9300 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
actually my face one is named vinceto
User avatar #9302 to #9301 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
all your folders are named after me?
User avatar #9303 to #9302 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
das cute yo
User avatar #9304 to #9303 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
I thought it would creep you out or something
#9305 to #9304 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
nah
also look pug on my leg
#9306 to #9305 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
My,
God.
I,
Love,
Pugs,
So,
Damn,
Much.
User avatar #9307 to #9306 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
well I'm playing fetch with him right now B)
User avatar #9308 to #9307 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
you are sitting on your computer and playing fetch with him?
User avatar #9309 to #9308 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
laptop
and ya in the house with a toy
User avatar #9310 to #9309 - webs (09/30/2014) [-]
Laziness > Going outside.
User avatar #9311 to #9310 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
b-but it's dark and wet there
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