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I wish that I could be like the cool kids, cause all the cool kids, they seem to get itcomment
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Date Signed Up:7/25/2013
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#33528 - I cntr enter by accident so the comment is incomplete >… 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33527 - good point are you gonna order special chopsticks …  [+] (19 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #33529 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
hell no I'd feel dumb

lol nice
User avatar #33530 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
wow excuse me
I request them every time
are you implying something
User avatar #33532 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
how surprising right
User avatar #33531 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
nah
it's because I actually learned how to use chopsticks but forgot
User avatar #33533 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
well
you never used that knowledge often anyway, right?
User avatar #33534 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
like twice heh
#33535 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
I should be more ashamed I've been to those kind of places like at least 20-30 times

also also
random trivia question
did you ever try smoking?
User avatar #33536 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
kek

nope
#33537 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
eh, eh? you were never even curious about it?
User avatar #33538 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
my father has been a heavy smoker since I was born

I despise it, really
#33539 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh, well
that's the answer to that

nobody in my family smokes tbh
well except my grandpa but he's irrelevant
my mom told me she used to smoke during uni years cause peer pressure, but it was easy for her to quit when she graduated
User avatar #33540 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
I see, my mother smokes aswell but not as heavily as my dad
#33541 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
and your siblings too?
User avatar #33542 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
nope
#33543 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
I'll quit too so it's all good
I mean
if 4 packs a year counted to begin with
User avatar #33544 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
very good

idk if that counts
User avatar #33545 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
idk
does it count for you
User avatar #33546 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
eh

EH

nah.
User avatar #33547 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
wow

you're conflicting me then
#9526 - Only if she's giving birth to a cis white male  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #9527 - mranldestroyer (14 hours ago) [-]
but she is japanese
#33525 - yeah that sounds good enough for me inb4 you won't even li… 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33523 - answer the question damn, don't avoid it <3  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
#33520 - yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#33519 - sometime sometime I'll quit friendly too sometime whe…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
#33516 - oooh my ******* god are you broke do you …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #33517 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
ugh I'll try sometime

I was gonna say eat but then I remember the mustard thing
10/10
#33519 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
sometime
sometime I'll quit friendly too
sometime when exactly approx

you can't even preserve white heritage with me anymore
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
User avatar #33518 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
*neat
User avatar #33520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#2307114 - you're just socially retarded 10/23/2014 on Friendly 0
#33514 - yes yes yes yes salmon is so ******* based ee…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #33515 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
don't think I ever ate eel
nope didn't

welcome back bae
User avatar #33516 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
oooh my fucking god
are you broke
do you need welfare
jjust go there
try it
please then you can agree with my opinions on this dish(es)
it's good
it's rlly good

hihi
I wore a mustard coloured sweater
it blended in with my skin perfectly
User avatar #33517 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
ugh I'll try sometime

I was gonna say eat but then I remember the mustard thing
10/10
#33519 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
sometime
sometime I'll quit friendly too
sometime when exactly approx

you can't even preserve white heritage with me anymore
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
User avatar #33518 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
*neat
User avatar #33520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#33512 - but... salmon ok I'm gonna go to store then brb 2  [+] (13 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #33513 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yes salmon is fucking delicious
salmon all day anyday

ok
User avatar #33514 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes yes yes yes salmon is so fucking based
eel too, but only if smoked
did you try normal sushi eat

back back
User avatar #33515 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
don't think I ever ate eel
nope didn't

welcome back bae
User avatar #33516 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
oooh my fucking god
are you broke
do you need welfare
jjust go there
try it
please then you can agree with my opinions on this dish(es)
it's good
it's rlly good

hihi
I wore a mustard coloured sweater
it blended in with my skin perfectly
User avatar #33517 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
ugh I'll try sometime

I was gonna say eat but then I remember the mustard thing
10/10
#33519 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
sometime
sometime I'll quit friendly too
sometime when exactly approx

you can't even preserve white heritage with me anymore
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
User avatar #33518 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
*neat
User avatar #33520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#33510 - damn cloy eat more fish it's good for your brains and your memory  [+] (15 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33511 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
tfw I don't even like fish
also meh it's k

also I'm taking a shower now brb
User avatar #33512 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
but...
salmon

ok I'm gonna go to store then brb 2
User avatar #33513 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yes salmon is fucking delicious
salmon all day anyday

ok
User avatar #33514 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes yes yes yes salmon is so fucking based
eel too, but only if smoked
did you try normal sushi eat

back back
User avatar #33515 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
don't think I ever ate eel
nope didn't

welcome back bae
User avatar #33516 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
oooh my fucking god
are you broke
do you need welfare
jjust go there
try it
please then you can agree with my opinions on this dish(es)
it's good
it's rlly good

hihi
I wore a mustard coloured sweater
it blended in with my skin perfectly
User avatar #33517 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
ugh I'll try sometime

I was gonna say eat but then I remember the mustard thing
10/10
#33519 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
sometime
sometime I'll quit friendly too
sometime when exactly approx

you can't even preserve white heritage with me anymore
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
User avatar #33518 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
*neat
User avatar #33520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#9524 - indeed 10/23/2014 on vincento's profile 0
#33508 - nono, but I am really impressed studying must have been a…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33509 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
that's exactly what it was like, too.
#33510 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn cloy eat more fish it's good for your brains and your memory
#33511 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
tfw I don't even like fish
also meh it's k

also I'm taking a shower now brb
User avatar #33512 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
but...
salmon

ok I'm gonna go to store then brb 2
User avatar #33513 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yes salmon is fucking delicious
salmon all day anyday

ok
User avatar #33514 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes yes yes yes salmon is so fucking based
eel too, but only if smoked
did you try normal sushi eat

back back
User avatar #33515 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
don't think I ever ate eel
nope didn't

welcome back bae
User avatar #33516 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
oooh my fucking god
are you broke
do you need welfare
jjust go there
try it
please then you can agree with my opinions on this dish(es)
it's good
it's rlly good

hihi
I wore a mustard coloured sweater
it blended in with my skin perfectly
User avatar #33517 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
ugh I'll try sometime

I was gonna say eat but then I remember the mustard thing
10/10
#33519 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
sometime
sometime I'll quit friendly too
sometime when exactly approx

you can't even preserve white heritage with me anymore
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
User avatar #33518 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
*neat
User avatar #33520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#9522 - Oh yeah I probably would have missed it if you didn't point it…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on vincento's profile 0
#9523 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
Cat's are always important...
#33506 - [bane meme comment] Yes I wish people were as great as us…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #33507 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
pfff

go easy on the sarcasm there
User avatar #33508 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
nono, but I am really impressed
studying must have been a blast for you
I know the information
I just forgot it
#33509 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
that's exactly what it was like, too.
#33510 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn cloy eat more fish it's good for your brains and your memory
#33511 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
tfw I don't even like fish
also meh it's k

also I'm taking a shower now brb
User avatar #33512 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
but...
salmon

ok I'm gonna go to store then brb 2
User avatar #33513 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yes salmon is fucking delicious
salmon all day anyday

ok
User avatar #33514 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes yes yes yes salmon is so fucking based
eel too, but only if smoked
did you try normal sushi eat

back back
User avatar #33515 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
don't think I ever ate eel
nope didn't

welcome back bae
User avatar #33516 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
oooh my fucking god
are you broke
do you need welfare
jjust go there
try it
please then you can agree with my opinions on this dish(es)
it's good
it's rlly good

hihi
I wore a mustard coloured sweater
it blended in with my skin perfectly
User avatar #33517 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
ugh I'll try sometime

I was gonna say eat but then I remember the mustard thing
10/10
#33519 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
sometime
sometime I'll quit friendly too
sometime when exactly approx

you can't even preserve white heritage with me anymore
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
User avatar #33518 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
*neat
User avatar #33520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#9520 - damn weeb rebels  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on vincento's profile 0
#9521 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
it's not like I use the original manga or anything, it's the translated version.

I just realized that there's a cat in this image, I've used it for ages...
User avatar #9522 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I probably would have missed it if you didn't point it out

cause cat is not the important part here obviously
#9523 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
Cat's are always important...
#33504 - rip society well there are like at least 4 versions …  [+] (21 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33505 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
both the bane and prosperity of society

meh I've probably seen the movie sometime but I can't remember
#33506 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
[bane meme comment]
Yes I wish people were as great as us, [deep, overacted sigh]

wow what a fucking god tier excuse I'm clapping my hands for you
User avatar #33507 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
pfff

go easy on the sarcasm there
User avatar #33508 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
nono, but I am really impressed
studying must have been a blast for you
I know the information
I just forgot it
#33509 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
that's exactly what it was like, too.
#33510 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn cloy eat more fish it's good for your brains and your memory
#33511 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
tfw I don't even like fish
also meh it's k

also I'm taking a shower now brb
User avatar #33512 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
but...
salmon

ok I'm gonna go to store then brb 2
User avatar #33513 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yes salmon is fucking delicious
salmon all day anyday

ok
User avatar #33514 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes yes yes yes salmon is so fucking based
eel too, but only if smoked
did you try normal sushi eat

back back
User avatar #33515 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
don't think I ever ate eel
nope didn't

welcome back bae
User avatar #33516 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
oooh my fucking god
are you broke
do you need welfare
jjust go there
try it
please then you can agree with my opinions on this dish(es)
it's good
it's rlly good

hihi
I wore a mustard coloured sweater
it blended in with my skin perfectly
User avatar #33517 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
ugh I'll try sometime

I was gonna say eat but then I remember the mustard thing
10/10
#33519 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
sometime
sometime I'll quit friendly too
sometime when exactly approx

you can't even preserve white heritage with me anymore
User avatar #33522 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
yea yea

lel it's fine bae <3
#33523 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
answer the question damn, don't avoid it

<3
#33524 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
god idk
when I'll want to eat proper sometime
look I'll look up if there's a nearby sushi shop tomorrow and then decide

we're gonna be the new masterrace
#33525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah that sounds good enough for me
inb4 you won't even like it
that'd be embarrassing

Bae we already are
User avatar #33518 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
*neat
User avatar #33520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
yes I thought you told me to go eat myself or smtn
User avatar #33521 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
lol
#9517 - You can waste it on mirror flipping your reaction pics  [+] (6 new replies) 10/23/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #9519 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
and I'd rather just start cropping the last 40 chapters I have available
#9518 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't do that out of principle
User avatar #9520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn weeb rebels
#9521 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
it's not like I use the original manga or anything, it's the translated version.

I just realized that there's a cat in this image, I've used it for ages...
User avatar #9522 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I probably would have missed it if you didn't point it out

cause cat is not the important part here obviously
#9523 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
Cat's are always important...
#33502 - You can listen about my life stories then Dude I was hang… 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#9515 - same  [+] (8 new replies) 10/23/2014 on vincento's profile 0
#9516 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
AREYOUFUCKINGSORRY.png

oh well, I got weekend and stuff, yay me.
not that I'll use it for anything.
User avatar #9517 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
You can waste it on mirror flipping your reaction pics
User avatar #9519 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
and I'd rather just start cropping the last 40 chapters I have available
#9518 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't do that out of principle
User avatar #9520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn weeb rebels
#9521 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
it's not like I use the original manga or anything, it's the translated version.

I just realized that there's a cat in this image, I've used it for ages...
User avatar #9522 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I probably would have missed it if you didn't point it out

cause cat is not the important part here obviously
#9523 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
Cat's are always important...
#33500 - Ehh, what do you wanna do then? I'm too concerned abo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33501 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't even know.
I'll decide after I've showered.
gonna go do that in 20, 30 minutes or so.

*theme song plays*
#33502 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
You can listen about my life stories then
Dude I was hanging out with these two different group of people, but
like
the worst part is that people in one group trashtalk people from the other one and vise versa
I'm okay with all of the people in both groups
Why is IRL so hard
Why is this like high school
Can't we all just have fun

Which one
BBC one?
#9513 - I uh guess?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/23/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #9514 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
iunno, I'm blank, sorry
#9515 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
same
#9516 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
AREYOUFUCKINGSORRY.png

oh well, I got weekend and stuff, yay me.
not that I'll use it for anything.
User avatar #9517 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
You can waste it on mirror flipping your reaction pics
User avatar #9519 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
and I'd rather just start cropping the last 40 chapters I have available
#9518 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't do that out of principle
User avatar #9520 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn weeb rebels
#9521 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
it's not like I use the original manga or anything, it's the translated version.

I just realized that there's a cat in this image, I've used it for ages...
User avatar #9522 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I probably would have missed it if you didn't point it out

cause cat is not the important part here obviously
#9523 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
Cat's are always important...
#33498 - damn well have screaming at people in payday then …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33499 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I want to anymore.

it's not neutrality, it's apathy.

yea, I realized you might be.
#33500 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Ehh, what do you wanna do then?

I'm too concerned about people around me for that
4sure

Damn Sherlock, you cracked this case again!
#33501 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't even know.
I'll decide after I've showered.
gonna go do that in 20, 30 minutes or so.

*theme song plays*
#33502 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
You can listen about my life stories then
Dude I was hanging out with these two different group of people, but
like
the worst part is that people in one group trashtalk people from the other one and vise versa
I'm okay with all of the people in both groups
Why is IRL so hard
Why is this like high school
Can't we all just have fun

Which one
BBC one?
#33496 - What happened bae? #having pets is a problem stu…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/23/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#33497 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
just a lot of stupid shit, systems and setups that made no sense, retarded coworkers, retarded customers, retarded third party supporters, ridiculous demands, etc

oh well just let him be wrong

not really, I was wondering why you had noticed that "kill yourself" and checked because I didn't realize it was my own profile lol
#33498 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn well
have screaming at people in payday then

UGH
I'm not neutrality like you

Wowowow I m-maybe
r-read our convos
#33499 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I want to anymore.

it's not neutrality, it's apathy.

yea, I realized you might be.
#33500 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Ehh, what do you wanna do then?

I'm too concerned about people around me for that
4sure

Damn Sherlock, you cracked this case again!
#33501 - cloymax (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't even know.
I'll decide after I've showered.
gonna go do that in 20, 30 minutes or so.

*theme song plays*
#33502 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
You can listen about my life stories then
Dude I was hanging out with these two different group of people, but
like
the worst part is that people in one group trashtalk people from the other one and vise versa
I'm okay with all of the people in both groups
Why is IRL so hard
Why is this like high school
Can't we all just have fun

Which one
BBC one?
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#9435 - vincento (10/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by vincento
User avatar #7047 - mranldestroyer (05/28/2014) [-]
stickied by vincento
dont you dare unsticky my comment
#9528 - joshlol (4 hours ago) [-]
why this
User avatar #9529 to #9528 - vincento (4 hours ago) [-]
he's retarded and he's trolloling me
I should report him to mods
User avatar #9530 to #9529 - joshlol (4 hours ago) [-]
report him to the CIA
User avatar #9531 to #9530 - vincento (4 hours ago) [-]
it was a part of my plan
User avatar #9526 to #9525 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Only if she's giving birth to a cis white male
User avatar #9527 to #9526 - mranldestroyer (14 hours ago) [-]
but she is japanese
User avatar #9524 to #9502 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
indeed
#9504 to #9503 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
How' ya doing tonight?
#9505 to #9504 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
more like aayyy 1 pm

just having a friendly chat with a friendly vegan on board nothing much
#9506 to #9505 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
fair enough...

sounds alright

>is this you and cloy?
#9507 to #9506 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
hey relationships are fun and all but do you really need to turn this conversation in this direction like on your second reply with no warning at all

also no
we are mutually in love and adore each other greatly
#9508 to #9507 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
eh, I just happened to scroll by the image, and since it always cracks me up I had to give it some sort of meaning, I guess.

glad to hear it, though I'd love to hear that he begged you, because it'd be funny.
#9509 to #9508 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Sorry to disappoint then mate
#9510 to #9509 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
lol, don't be.

I'm just kidding
#9512 to #9511 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
stop oppressing me
#stopbullying
#allwomenarethesame

or something, I dunno I'm not into that game at all....
User avatar #9514 to #9513 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
iunno, I'm blank, sorry
#9516 to #9515 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
****************** .png

oh well, I got weekend and stuff, yay me.
not that I'll use it for anything.
User avatar #9517 to #9516 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
You can waste it on mirror flipping your reaction pics
User avatar #9519 to #9517 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
and I'd rather just start cropping the last 40 chapters I have available
#9518 to #9517 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't do that out of principle
User avatar #9520 to #9518 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
damn weeb rebels
#9521 to #9520 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
it's not like I use the original manga or anything, it's the translated version.

I just realized that there's a cat in this image, I've used it for ages...
User avatar #9522 to #9521 - vincento (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I probably would have missed it if you didn't point it out

cause cat is not the important part here obviously
#9523 to #9522 - therealfishyxander (10/23/2014) [-]
Cat's are always important...
User avatar #9491 to #9490 - vincento (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm proud of being white
User avatar #9493 to #9492 - vincento (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm proud that people are proud to be non-white
User avatar #9494 to #9493 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
you forgot to check your privilege white

o wait you are slavic so you arent white :'''''')
User avatar #9495 to #9494 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
what the **** r u for real
User avatar #9496 to #9495 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
what? no i was just joking
User avatar #9497 to #9496 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
oh
i thought it was another swedish thing
User avatar #9498 to #9497 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
no elric says slavs arent white
User avatar #9499 to #9498 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
I guess
I just found out sometimes they are called mustard
they were white enough for Hitler
User avatar #9500 to #9499 - mranldestroyer (10/22/2014) [-]
but hitler didnt like communists
User avatar #9501 to #9500 - vincento (10/22/2014) [-]
he still liked slavic race
#9485 - vpn (10/18/2014) [-]
I was wrong, pixel art is hard.
#9486 to #9485 - vincento (10/18/2014) [-]
finally, I was feeling like a dirty casual for finding it hard haha
#9487 to #9484 - vincento (10/18/2014) [-]
I couldn't post this funny meme on your profile
User avatar #9488 to #9487 - mranldestroyer (10/19/2014) [-]
sorry i open my profile again
User avatar #9481 - webs (10/14/2014) [-]
Vincento te crees que soy genial?
User avatar #9482 to #9481 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
すみませええん!日本語わはなしませんか?
User avatar #9483 to #9482 - webs (10/15/2014) [-]
Debieras.
User avatar #9474 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
Sunset Hi
User avatar #9476 to #9475 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
you still on /brony /items?
User avatar #9477 to #9476 - Sunset (10/14/2014) [-]
/bronies/ yeah sort of, /items/ i quit a year ago
User avatar #9472 - mranldestroyer (10/13/2014) [-]
Today, I got le friendzoned again today.

I woke up, clutching my Rainbow Dash plushie, and gave her a little kiss on the nose (an amazing confidence boost). It was the start of a new week, so I stepped on the scale. Got down to 320 lbs today! That's a whole pound less! To celebrate, I decided to ask my mom to make me blueberry pancakes, but the ******* bitch forgot the strawberry syrup. I wish I was in Death Note so I could write her name in the pages.

Before heading out to college, I made sure to dress nice; of course the fedora for the standard classiness, and I threw on my Sonic t-shirt as well. I decided to bust out the big guns as well, putting on some shorts with flames on them. Sometimes I don't know why I'm not drowning in pussy juice.

Anyways, I got to college, sat in the back, and started browsing /a/ on 4chan (occasionally going on /u/ and /mlp/ when no one is looking). Suddenly that amazingly cute girl came in and sat in front of me. She started talking to this one kid next to her about the Xbox One. I, being the superior being, interrupted her and asked if she was really going to get the Xbox. She looked upset that I said that, so I tried to play it cool. I explained to her that PC gaming is superior due to the improved graphical fidelity and abilities it possesses. She asked if I had anything about it on my laptop, which she started looking at. I tried to stop her but it was too late; she saw that amazing gif of Braeburn getting ****** up the ass by Big Mac. I quickly tried to explain to her that I was, in fact, not gay, but just inexplicably attracted to gay pony porn, but she quickly exited the room.

Sigh guys, why don't girls go for the sophisticated ones like me? I would treat her right. Maybe one day I'll meet amazing waifu who loves anime just like me.
User avatar #9473 to #9472 - vincento (10/13/2014) [-]
I laughed, I cried, I clapped, I tipped
User avatar #9479 to #9478 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
YOu know how you can stop rape? Don't rape them
User avatar #9480 to #9479 - vincento (10/14/2014) [-]
this is directed towards men btw
#9461 to #9460 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Nothing much, just woke up, had cereal, prolly gonna study soon. The usual deal   
   
You?
Nothing much, just woke up, had cereal, prolly gonna study soon. The usual deal

You?
#9462 to #9461 - therealfishyxander (10/12/2014) [-]
study on a sunday?
wtf do you expect to make something of your life or smth?

damn tryhards...

eh, I feel like garbage, I've been drinking more tea than ever and been watching avengers to try and divert my attention.
the usual downtime of my usual top kek'ness and sheer aura of awesome everyone enjoys.
#9463 to #9462 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Hey shush, I want to be free on weekdays so I can hang out with friend's sister that will be in town next week

Tea is gud
Avengers is gud
Ye seasonal depressions can hit you hard like that
#9464 to #9463 - therealfishyxander (10/12/2014) [-]
well that makes sense.
sorta...

I'd just ditch it alltogether lmao.

yeah, tea is fun.
avengers assemble is alright, I wish spiderman was actually in it though.

mhmmm.... iunno if I'd call it seasonal, I just let details get to me hard every now and then.
#9465 to #9464 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
psh, LoL 4 lyf

you can alway watch the cartoon The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, I think spiderman is actually a part of the universe there

#9466 to #9465 - therealfishyxander (10/12/2014) [-]
yeah, **** homework, we barely have that **** anymore in DK anyway.

Avengers assemble is the 2013 cartoon from disney...
Spiderman is in 2 episodes, but he isn't an actual part of the show, I figured he'd be doing something.
maybe I should just have watched Spiderman instead.
Avengers is just a nice place to learn a lot of the marvel universe at once...
User avatar #9467 to #9466 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Yes school in Denmark is not for learning, it's for helping you become a decent human being or smtn like that idk

Maybe, spiderman was fun until deadpool came along and now he's in the backgrounds
rip
#9468 to #9467 - therealfishyxander (10/12/2014) [-]
lmao, Danish school ain't for **** .
it's the same as all other schools assimilation is the only thing society accomplishes with that **** .
forcing everyone down the same path leaving out the human aspect.

so what if my IQ is high?
doesn't matter if I'm too lazy to work without being supervised by a superior.
#9469 to #9468 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
school was never responsible for helping you find motivation imho, that's something you had to do on your own
#9470 to #9469 - therealfishyxander (10/12/2014) [-]
school has counseling and said counseling told everyone the same 						****					 &quot;go to high school&quot;   
   
there's 3 different school options outside of the more specified educations.   
like baking, no counselor would propose that even if you were failing elementary school.   
   
not that I would have considered baking as my calling back then.   
having to choose that 						****					 at the age of 15 is stupid as it is.   
   
we want geniuses but we let those who can't keep up drag the superior down.
school has counseling and said counseling told everyone the same **** "go to high school"

there's 3 different school options outside of the more specified educations.
like baking, no counselor would propose that even if you were failing elementary school.

not that I would have considered baking as my calling back then.
having to choose that **** at the age of 15 is stupid as it is.

we want geniuses but we let those who can't keep up drag the superior down.
#9471 to #9470 - vincento (10/12/2014) [-]
Our school didn't tho, you had to figure out this "whatchu wanna do in life" on your own or with the help of parents. Idk, it's something I grew up without so I don't consider it necessary, but it would be pretty neat if we had that counseling/supervision thing I guess

oh well, such is life
User avatar #9453 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
#9454 to #9453 - cloymax ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
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#9446 - evilicious (10/11/2014) [-]

Don't lie down because that just makes it worse. Curl up in a ball, but sit upright and you'll feel a lot better. Also, water. And Midol. And a thin blanket.
#9447 to #9446 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
oh yeah fetal position is best too
>tfw had to go outside today
>tfw had to concentrate on not dying

#9443 - mranldestroyer (10/11/2014) [-]
this is the belgian minister of health
User avatar #9444 to #9443 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
damn look at what all these genetics have done to her
#9441 - deficiency (10/11/2014) [-]
Will you be my Shield-Maiden?
#9442 to #9441 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
hot girl in a hot uniform
what more do you need from the woman of your dreams
#9449 to #9448 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
>went out
>everything started hurting
>went home early
>trying hard not to die

how you be?
#9450 to #9449 - deficiency (10/11/2014) [-]
Drank a little bit, hung out with online friends on Skype, just chilled and passed out.

I am now awake.
Tired mostly.
#9451 to #9450 - vincento (10/11/2014) [-]
sleep more

tfw need to study, to not be busy next week
tfw to lazy
im gun fail
gbye cruel world
#9452 to #9451 - deficiency (10/11/2014) [-]
I have an exam and a presentation to study and do.

I am just playing WoW and rotting away in bed.
User avatar #9437 - mranldestroyer (10/10/2014) [-]
**** fj is back
User avatar #9439 to #9437 - vincento (10/10/2014) [-]
time to waste life
#9382 to #9380 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
here is coffee 4 u
#9383 to #9382 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
I am very well aware.
BUT NOT NEXT UPDATE BECAUSE GRAPHICS=GOOD GAMES

hi
User avatar #9384 to #9383 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
GAMES = NERDSSSSSSSS

yoyo
but I guess your "lol" was about something else?
#9385 to #9384 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
roflmao you want to get the D of a nerd.

nerd.

not really, I just wrote it instead of hi for some reason.

and daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that post a few below from cloy is cute as ****
#9386 to #9385 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
m scuse u cloy is an exception to every rule in my book, doesn't count

and yeah i know right!
he's da best
#9387 to #9386 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
wow, just get a room already.
User avatar #9388 to #9387 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
damn dude I wish y u cut me deep
#9389 to #9388 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
yo I did it, why shouldn't it be possible?

I mean, if you keep at it with this pace you might be able to talk him into visiting you after he finishes his current contract.
I mean, he promised to come visit me once he moved out etc. so why shouldn't it be possible?

#believe
User avatar #9391 to #9389 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
hmmmm

I see you're very eager for this relationship to escalate
#9394 to #9391 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm not going to be a cockblock for my best friend, wtf?

if I can't have him I can atleast try and make sure he keeps the good ones and stay away from the bad ones.

If Leon is happy I'm happy.
User avatar #9395 to #9394 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
ahahaha flattered
User avatar #9400 to #9395 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
do not kill me
User avatar #9412 to #9399 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
good job
#9413 to #9412 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
can't be perfect all the time.

or half the time...
not even a sliver of the time....
#9414 to #9413 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9419 to #9418 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
it's fine lol
User avatar #9431 to #9419 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
thanks based cloy
#9401 to #9399 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
cloymax is there something I don't ******* know
User avatar #9411 to #9401 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
there's lots of things you don't know but this wouldn't be one of them
User avatar #9428 to #9411 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
okay okay I believe you <3
#9430 to #9428 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
goodie.
User avatar #9415 to #9411 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
**** why do you have to phrase it like that
makes me feel hella intrigued and other emotions
#9416 to #9415 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to sound mysterious
#9423 to #9420 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
you're not seriously concerned are you?   
   
I'm a social recluse who's incapable of keeping interest in most people for longer than 5 minutes, hasn't willfully hung out with anyone since fishy came here and consider social contact mostly a chore.   
also, I hate cheaters more than anything.   
   
the only one I love is you.
you're not seriously concerned are you?

I'm a social recluse who's incapable of keeping interest in most people for longer than 5 minutes, hasn't willfully hung out with anyone since fishy came here and consider social contact mostly a chore.
also, I hate cheaters more than anything.

the only one I love is you.
#9425 to #9423 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
No way I would never doubt your love, my love

it's a more abstract kind of feel
like what if I don't know if ur dying or having bad case of drama IRL or something idk
#9426 to #9425 - cloymax ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
aww.

nope and nooooooooope can't have drama without people lmao
nothing is wrong, don't worry.
User avatar #9403 to #9402 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
good job mister I'm-not-a-cockblocker pfffffffff
User avatar #9405 to #9404 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
there there

#9406 to #9405 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
only one way out then.
User avatar #9407 to #9406 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
eat until you feel better?
#9408 to #9407 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
I was implying murder with the whole "sharpening my weapons" image.

I am always eating so I can't even eat to feel better tbh
#9397 to #9395 - therealfishyxander (09/30/2014) [-]
I try.

can't end up on bad terms with cloy's lovers
User avatar #9374 - joshlol (09/30/2014) [-]
lol why do you have permanent anonymous stalkers?
#9376 to #9374 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
I feel like I'm a TV show of some sort
User avatar #9378 to #9377 - vincento (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm not even popular wtf
probably lots of things posted on my profile show up in google image search
User avatar #9379 to #9378 - joshlol (09/30/2014) [-]
mm maybe
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