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#29431 - nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
#29429 - Says u who is quitting his job next month  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29432 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
actually, my contract is being extended.

well, I still have to sign it, and I didn't read it yet. but unless they don't pay me right, I'll stay until next year.
#29436 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses, you accept the idea of quitting under certain circumstances so it's all excuses

User avatar #29438 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
company's dying anyway

I'm not the captain, I don't have to stay with the sinking ship
#29439 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
So your captain of Friendly?

Aren't you sleepy tho too?
#29441 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
no, I'm chained to it by my sense of responsibility.

not much, no. night owl. I could stay up until morning without even feeling it.
#29446 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
That's weeeird aaand masochistic
or deep down inside you love friendly and all its users, just don't want people to know
It's okay cloy I will accept you still and you're bad taste in people to like
#29448 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
well, I won't deny that it's important to me, in some way.

loving all its users is going a little (way) too far though
#29427 - Do you put milk in you're omlette?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29428 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
not for this type, atleast.

I never made this dish myself, only some other ones.
#29431 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk

Why it doesn't sound hard to make, you can eat it every morning. Unless you like you omlette prepared in a reaalllly specific way
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
#29424 - Then why didn't you quit yet  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29426 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't like being a quitter.
#29429 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Says u who is quitting his job next month
#29432 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
actually, my contract is being extended.

well, I still have to sign it, and I didn't read it yet. but unless they don't pay me right, I'll stay until next year.
#29436 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses, you accept the idea of quitting under certain circumstances so it's all excuses

User avatar #29438 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
company's dying anyway

I'm not the captain, I don't have to stay with the sinking ship
#29439 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
So your captain of Friendly?

Aren't you sleepy tho too?
#29441 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
no, I'm chained to it by my sense of responsibility.

not much, no. night owl. I could stay up until morning without even feeling it.
#29446 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
That's weeeird aaand masochistic
or deep down inside you love friendly and all its users, just don't want people to know
It's okay cloy I will accept you still and you're bad taste in people to like
#29448 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
well, I won't deny that it's important to me, in some way.

loving all its users is going a little (way) too far though
#29422 - eh, eh, favourite food? I know you like sweets be more specific please  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29425 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I do like sweets, but it's more of a by the side thing y'know?

anyway, usually any dish with meat is likeable to me, meat is just what i like to eat most.
though my absolute favorite has no meat, it's omlette with spinach and cheese. best as a tower of 'em.
User avatar #29427 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you put milk in you're omlette?
User avatar #29428 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
not for this type, atleast.

I never made this dish myself, only some other ones.
#29431 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk

Why it doesn't sound hard to make, you can eat it every morning. Unless you like you omlette prepared in a reaalllly specific way
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
#29421 - wow ok idk probably because I view you're mod d…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29423 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
we do talk in a skype group, though sometimes it's random banter
but it's not really all that fun, we don't discuss much, it just comes down to who gives more of a fuck or making a compromise, it lacks satisfaction and if your anything like me you'll be met with a lot of disagreement

lol
#29424 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Then why didn't you quit yet
User avatar #29426 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't like being a quitter.
#29429 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Says u who is quitting his job next month
#29432 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
actually, my contract is being extended.

well, I still have to sign it, and I didn't read it yet. but unless they don't pay me right, I'll stay until next year.
#29436 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses, you accept the idea of quitting under certain circumstances so it's all excuses

User avatar #29438 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
company's dying anyway

I'm not the captain, I don't have to stay with the sinking ship
#29439 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
So your captain of Friendly?

Aren't you sleepy tho too?
#29441 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
no, I'm chained to it by my sense of responsibility.

not much, no. night owl. I could stay up until morning without even feeling it.
#29446 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
That's weeeird aaand masochistic
or deep down inside you love friendly and all its users, just don't want people to know
It's okay cloy I will accept you still and you're bad taste in people to like
#29448 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
well, I won't deny that it's important to me, in some way.

loving all its users is going a little (way) too far though
#29418 - does this mean it's my turn to ask a question  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29420 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
sounds fun, let fly
#29422 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
eh, eh, favourite food? I know you like sweets be more specific please
User avatar #29425 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I do like sweets, but it's more of a by the side thing y'know?

anyway, usually any dish with meat is likeable to me, meat is just what i like to eat most.
though my absolute favorite has no meat, it's omlette with spinach and cheese. best as a tower of 'em.
User avatar #29427 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you put milk in you're omlette?
User avatar #29428 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
not for this type, atleast.

I never made this dish myself, only some other ones.
#29431 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk

Why it doesn't sound hard to make, you can eat it every morning. Unless you like you omlette prepared in a reaalllly specific way
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
#29417 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29419 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
seriously though

why
User avatar #29421 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/cloymax/29402#29402
wow ok

idk probably because I view you're mod duties as starting a chat room wabout whether or not ban a person and it seems fun
but then again discussions can only be fun with other fun people
which friendly mods are not
and i'd have to be neutral's coworker
wow now i'm conflicted
#29423 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
we do talk in a skype group, though sometimes it's random banter
but it's not really all that fun, we don't discuss much, it just comes down to who gives more of a fuck or making a compromise, it lacks satisfaction and if your anything like me you'll be met with a lot of disagreement

lol
#29424 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Then why didn't you quit yet
User avatar #29426 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't like being a quitter.
#29429 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Says u who is quitting his job next month
#29432 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
actually, my contract is being extended.

well, I still have to sign it, and I didn't read it yet. but unless they don't pay me right, I'll stay until next year.
#29436 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses, you accept the idea of quitting under certain circumstances so it's all excuses

User avatar #29438 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
company's dying anyway

I'm not the captain, I don't have to stay with the sinking ship
#29439 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
So your captain of Friendly?

Aren't you sleepy tho too?
#29441 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
no, I'm chained to it by my sense of responsibility.

not much, no. night owl. I could stay up until morning without even feeling it.
#29446 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
That's weeeird aaand masochistic
or deep down inside you love friendly and all its users, just don't want people to know
It's okay cloy I will accept you still and you're bad taste in people to like
#29448 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
well, I won't deny that it's important to me, in some way.

loving all its users is going a little (way) too far though
#29415 - That's totally a good enough reason amirite  [+] (15 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29416 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
eeeeeeeh

nah
#29417 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #29419 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
seriously though

why
User avatar #29421 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/cloymax/29402#29402
wow ok

idk probably because I view you're mod duties as starting a chat room wabout whether or not ban a person and it seems fun
but then again discussions can only be fun with other fun people
which friendly mods are not
and i'd have to be neutral's coworker
wow now i'm conflicted
#29423 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
we do talk in a skype group, though sometimes it's random banter
but it's not really all that fun, we don't discuss much, it just comes down to who gives more of a fuck or making a compromise, it lacks satisfaction and if your anything like me you'll be met with a lot of disagreement

lol
#29424 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Then why didn't you quit yet
User avatar #29426 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't like being a quitter.
#29429 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Says u who is quitting his job next month
#29432 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
actually, my contract is being extended.

well, I still have to sign it, and I didn't read it yet. but unless they don't pay me right, I'll stay until next year.
#29436 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses, you accept the idea of quitting under certain circumstances so it's all excuses

User avatar #29438 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
company's dying anyway

I'm not the captain, I don't have to stay with the sinking ship
#29439 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
So your captain of Friendly?

Aren't you sleepy tho too?
#29441 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
no, I'm chained to it by my sense of responsibility.

not much, no. night owl. I could stay up until morning without even feeling it.
#29446 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
That's weeeird aaand masochistic
or deep down inside you love friendly and all its users, just don't want people to know
It's okay cloy I will accept you still and you're bad taste in people to like
#29448 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
well, I won't deny that it's important to me, in some way.

loving all its users is going a little (way) too far though
#29413 - ;~~~~~; he made me feel stupid I am sad  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29414 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
shh it's okay
#29411 - haha he got me good  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29412 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
it's really stupid

fucking hate it
User avatar #29413 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
;~~~~~; he made me feel stupid I am sad
User avatar #29414 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
shh it's okay
#29408 - oh 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29407 - cloy i ****** it up three times in a row ;~;  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29410 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
it's not you're fault lmao
#29404 - *you're what the ****  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29407 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
cloy i fucked it up three times in a row ;~;
#29410 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
it's not you're fault lmao
#29403 - *you're *******  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29406 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
word filter
User avatar #29411 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
haha he got me good
User avatar #29412 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
it's really stupid

fucking hate it
User avatar #29413 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
;~~~~~; he made me feel stupid I am sad
User avatar #29414 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
shh it's okay
User avatar #29408 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #29404 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
*you're
what the fuck
User avatar #29407 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
cloy i fucked it up three times in a row ;~;
#29410 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
it's not you're fault lmao
#29402 - But I wanna be you're coworker  [+] (27 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29409 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
#29415 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
That's totally a good enough reason amirite
#29416 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
eeeeeeeh

nah
#29417 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #29419 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
seriously though

why
User avatar #29421 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/cloymax/29402#29402
wow ok

idk probably because I view you're mod duties as starting a chat room wabout whether or not ban a person and it seems fun
but then again discussions can only be fun with other fun people
which friendly mods are not
and i'd have to be neutral's coworker
wow now i'm conflicted
#29423 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
we do talk in a skype group, though sometimes it's random banter
but it's not really all that fun, we don't discuss much, it just comes down to who gives more of a fuck or making a compromise, it lacks satisfaction and if your anything like me you'll be met with a lot of disagreement

lol
#29424 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Then why didn't you quit yet
User avatar #29426 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't like being a quitter.
#29429 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Says u who is quitting his job next month
#29432 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
actually, my contract is being extended.

well, I still have to sign it, and I didn't read it yet. but unless they don't pay me right, I'll stay until next year.
#29436 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Excuses, excuses, you accept the idea of quitting under certain circumstances so it's all excuses

User avatar #29438 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
company's dying anyway

I'm not the captain, I don't have to stay with the sinking ship
#29439 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
So your captain of Friendly?

Aren't you sleepy tho too?
#29441 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
no, I'm chained to it by my sense of responsibility.

not much, no. night owl. I could stay up until morning without even feeling it.
#29446 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
That's weeeird aaand masochistic
or deep down inside you love friendly and all its users, just don't want people to know
It's okay cloy I will accept you still and you're bad taste in people to like
#29448 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
well, I won't deny that it's important to me, in some way.

loving all its users is going a little (way) too far though
User avatar #29403 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
*you're
fucking
User avatar #29406 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
word filter
User avatar #29411 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
haha he got me good
User avatar #29412 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
it's really stupid

fucking hate it
User avatar #29413 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
;~~~~~; he made me feel stupid I am sad
User avatar #29414 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
shh it's okay
User avatar #29408 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #29404 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
*you're
what the fuck
User avatar #29407 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
cloy i fucked it up three times in a row ;~;
#29410 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
it's not you're fault lmao
#29401 - Yes and let me put on my 7 cm heels as well! Gotta learn how …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
User avatar #29405 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
good luck with that then

yaaaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #29418 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
does this mean it's my turn to ask a question
User avatar #29420 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
sounds fun, let fly
#29422 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
eh, eh, favourite food? I know you like sweets be more specific please
User avatar #29425 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I do like sweets, but it's more of a by the side thing y'know?

anyway, usually any dish with meat is likeable to me, meat is just what i like to eat most.
though my absolute favorite has no meat, it's omlette with spinach and cheese. best as a tower of 'em.
User avatar #29427 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you put milk in you're omlette?
User avatar #29428 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
not for this type, atleast.

I never made this dish myself, only some other ones.
#29431 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk

Why it doesn't sound hard to make, you can eat it every morning. Unless you like you omlette prepared in a reaalllly specific way
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
#29399 - Y you gotta play me like a damn fiddle 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29397 - Like 176 cm last time I checked See I am very tall a…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29398 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
hmm

I think I'm somewhere around 175 aswell, I forget what exactly

very intimidating, i'm basically cowering in fear
#29401 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes and let me put on my 7 cm heels as well! Gotta learn how to walk on them first but then your done goof'd

Ayyy same height buddies
User avatar #29405 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
good luck with that then

yaaaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #29418 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
does this mean it's my turn to ask a question
User avatar #29420 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
sounds fun, let fly
#29422 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
eh, eh, favourite food? I know you like sweets be more specific please
User avatar #29425 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I do like sweets, but it's more of a by the side thing y'know?

anyway, usually any dish with meat is likeable to me, meat is just what i like to eat most.
though my absolute favorite has no meat, it's omlette with spinach and cheese. best as a tower of 'em.
User avatar #29427 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you put milk in you're omlette?
User avatar #29428 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
not for this type, atleast.

I never made this dish myself, only some other ones.
#29431 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk

Why it doesn't sound hard to make, you can eat it every morning. Unless you like you omlette prepared in a reaalllly specific way
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
#29394 - you should totes add some volunteers aka me  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29396 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
eh

nah
#29399 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Y you gotta play me like a damn fiddle
#29393 - Oi oi i dunt appreciate ur tone I'll have you know I dont need…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/12/2014 on cloymax's profile 0
#29395 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
good for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

say, how tall are you? if you don't mind me asking.
#29397 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Like 176 cm last time I checked

See I am very tall and intimidating. I can fuk u up
#29398 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
hmm

I think I'm somewhere around 175 aswell, I forget what exactly

very intimidating, i'm basically cowering in fear
#29401 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes and let me put on my 7 cm heels as well! Gotta learn how to walk on them first but then your done goof'd

Ayyy same height buddies
User avatar #29405 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
good luck with that then

yaaaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #29418 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
does this mean it's my turn to ask a question
User avatar #29420 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
sounds fun, let fly
#29422 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
eh, eh, favourite food? I know you like sweets be more specific please
User avatar #29425 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I do like sweets, but it's more of a by the side thing y'know?

anyway, usually any dish with meat is likeable to me, meat is just what i like to eat most.
though my absolute favorite has no meat, it's omlette with spinach and cheese. best as a tower of 'em.
User avatar #29427 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you put milk in you're omlette?
User avatar #29428 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
not for this type, atleast.

I never made this dish myself, only some other ones.
#29431 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk

Why it doesn't sound hard to make, you can eat it every morning. Unless you like you omlette prepared in a reaalllly specific way
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
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User avatar #29392 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
naah we ain't tryin
#29394 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
you should totes add some volunteers
aka me
#29396 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
eh

nah
#29399 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Y you gotta play me like a damn fiddle
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#29391 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
no Viral's cool ;_;

oh is it bedtime for the little babby then
#29393 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Oi oi i dunt appreciate ur tone I'll have you know I dont need to call my mom anymore if I want to go hang out outside after 6 pm
#29395 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
good for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

say, how tall are you? if you don't mind me asking.
#29397 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Like 176 cm last time I checked

See I am very tall and intimidating. I can fuk u up
#29398 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
hmm

I think I'm somewhere around 175 aswell, I forget what exactly

very intimidating, i'm basically cowering in fear
#29401 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes and let me put on my 7 cm heels as well! Gotta learn how to walk on them first but then your done goof'd

Ayyy same height buddies
User avatar #29405 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
good luck with that then

yaaaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #29418 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
does this mean it's my turn to ask a question
User avatar #29420 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
sounds fun, let fly
#29422 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
eh, eh, favourite food? I know you like sweets be more specific please
User avatar #29425 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I do like sweets, but it's more of a by the side thing y'know?

anyway, usually any dish with meat is likeable to me, meat is just what i like to eat most.
though my absolute favorite has no meat, it's omlette with spinach and cheese. best as a tower of 'em.
User avatar #29427 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you put milk in you're omlette?
User avatar #29428 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
not for this type, atleast.

I never made this dish myself, only some other ones.
#29431 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nonono you shouldn't it always tastes better without the milk

Why it doesn't sound hard to make, you can eat it every morning. Unless you like you omlette prepared in a reaalllly specific way
User avatar #29433 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
usually yea

reaaally specific eh?
shiet nigga I already get late to work everyday I don't have time to cook
User avatar #29434 - vincento (07/12/2014) [-]
nuh-uh always

uuummmm, okay enjoy you're morning piece of toast running around screaming "I'm late!" like a tru japaneese school girl : ^)
#29437 - cloymax (07/12/2014) [-]
I can't help it, I'm terrible at getting up in the morning

I'm probably not gonna bump into you so there's no reason to do that
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User avatar #7047 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
stickied by vincento
dont you dare unsticky my comment
#341 - hieronymous (09/05/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #8307 - kokanum (4 hours ago) [-]
hey how have you been?
User avatar #8309 to #8308 - kokanum (4 hours ago) [-]
alright
Just coming by to say sorry to you for being really douchy to you
User avatar #8310 to #8309 - vincento (4 hours ago) [-]
wat
what are you talking about when?
User avatar #8311 to #8310 - kokanum (4 hours ago) [-]
I dunno', just if I did really
#8312 to #8311 - vincento (4 hours ago) [-]
ummm, then I'm sorry too mate if I was ever rude I didn't mean it
User avatar #8313 to #8312 - kokanum (4 hours ago) [-]
No, you haven't at all. I just wanted to be sure is all
User avatar #8304 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #8305 to #8304 - vincento (23 hours ago) [-]
hey it took time to find that pic and edit it
User avatar #8285 to #8284 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
can I do the do?
User avatar #8286 to #8285 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
you can do the thing !
User avatar #8287 to #8286 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
but can I do the do??
User avatar #8288 to #8287 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
**joshlol rolls 2**

odds = no
even = yes
User avatar #8290 to #8289 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
can I do the do with u? ;)
User avatar #8291 to #8290 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
you can do the do with mranldestroyer
User avatar #8292 to #8291 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
that doesn't answer my question you ex homo boi
User avatar #8293 to #8292 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
NO HOMO BRAH
User avatar #8294 to #8293 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
still avoiding answering the question
User avatar #8295 to #8294 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know what the do is
User avatar #8297 to #8296 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
NOPE
#8298 to #8297 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
that means have matching avatars
GOD
Y you gotta be so difficult
#8299 to #8298 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
really?

I mean if you'd like to use my avatar that much I don't mind
User avatar #8300 to #8299 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
but i don't like yours
User avatar #8301 to #8300 - joshlol (07/11/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #8302 to #8301 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
BECAUSE OPINIONS
it looks super lame
#8272 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
Hello darkness, my old friend
#8273 to #8272 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
Yo sup, how's it going pinkman?
#8274 to #8273 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
GUESS I'M SUPER RUDE FOR NOT REPLYING :c :c :c

I'm feeling meh today, writing a story, so kinda distracted. How about you?
Sorry, I didn't notice you had replied, must've forgot or something
#8275 to #8274 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

What story are you writing fanfiction can I give requests for after you're done. Nothing much, stayed at home cuz rain . Did some chores, read a book
User avatar #8276 to #8275 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
Eh, it's actually just a story inspired by a dream I had

Sounds nice, its been like 27 degrees here all day, but looks like it's going to rain here soon too
User avatar #8277 to #8276 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
Was it a good dream or a bad dream.
Oh speaking of dreams
I started reading this today too tpoh.smackjeeves.com/comics/1456794/the-hook-page-1/
you can too it's some good stuff
User avatar #8278 to #8277 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
Eh, kinda bad I suppose.

Oh looks nice, maybe I will c:
#8279 to #8278 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
No, you'll forget about it just like you forgot to reply

Will the story be available for public view
#8280 to #8279 - abstractpink (07/11/2014) [-]
I'll try not to

Eh, perhaps
User avatar #8281 to #8280 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
x doubt B(

yay
User avatar #8271 to #8270 - vincento (07/11/2014) [-]
good thing i'm always wearing mask when downloading illegally FBI has nothing on me
#8256 - joshlol (07/10/2014) [-]
pony butts
User avatar #8245 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
thats alot of people
User avatar #8246 to #8245 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
I commented on items board
User avatar #8248 to #8247 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
ask for a steam game
User avatar #8249 to #8248 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
b-b-but i got it from you
think how many clicks and super easy math u had to do to get that
User avatar #8250 to #8249 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
yes good time :"")
User avatar #8251 to #8250 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
why arent u on skype?
User avatar #8253 to #8251 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
also brb
User avatar #8255 to #8253 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #8259 to #8257 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
wb
User avatar #8262 to #8259 - joshlol (07/10/2014) [-]
have you 2 ****** yet
User avatar #8268 to #8262 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
wth?!
User avatar #8263 to #8262 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
n-no
User avatar #8252 to #8251 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
not at home
User avatar #8254 to #8252 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
then where
User avatar #8258 to #8254 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
friend's house
User avatar #8260 to #8258 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
are you going to make hot ******* porn? :^)
but this mean i have to use fj ugh
User avatar #8261 to #8260 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
I already did once a semi-porn homevideo with two chicks : ^)
it was so retarded and I was dressed like a dude
User avatar #8264 to #8261 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
wowowowow pls show
User avatar #8265 to #8264 - vincento (07/10/2014) [-]
i think it's actually still saved on her pc
maybe some day
also need to go again sorry bye hearts kisses love <3
User avatar #8266 to #8265 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
bye
#8233 - therealfishyxander (07/07/2014) [-]
I slept my day away, can I have 4 hours worth of attention in an instant please?

Hey bby
User avatar #8234 to #8233 - vincento (07/07/2014) [-]
I have done nothing productive today
This internet is ******
The pictures takes too long to load
The pages were not responding
I had to retype this comment
When will the sufferings in first countries end
#8235 to #8234 - therealfishyxander (07/07/2014) [-]
so that's a no on the instant attention boost? oh well.

I'm sorry to hear that, make sure to kill your provider...

sounds like a nice day
User avatar #8236 to #8235 - vincento (07/07/2014) [-]
The pages were unresponsive again tfw
I can't even upload a picture
Why do you come online so late when I'm about to sleep and stuff?
#8237 to #8236 - therealfishyxander (07/07/2014) [-]
>get up at 2:30 AM
>go to work
>get home at 3 PM
>sleep till 9 PM

usually I only sleep 2-4 hours, but I didn't sleep this weekend...
I am sorry
User avatar #8238 to #8237 - vincento (07/07/2014) [-]
I thought you didn't work at hecked up shifts
User avatar #8240 to #8239 - vincento (07/07/2014) [-]
When does your work start normally
User avatar #8241 to #8240 - therealfishyxander (07/07/2014) [-]
I meet in at 4:30
met in 30 minutes early today
User avatar #8242 to #8241 - vincento (07/07/2014) [-]
yea see that's hella early
but morning air is good for health I suppose
User avatar #8243 to #8242 - therealfishyxander (07/07/2014) [-]
I guess?
I get up earlier than I have to so I can get a dosage of interwebs before work, though I went back to sleep today since nobody was on this morning.
and since I was tired as **** ...
User avatar #8230 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
I have a coupon.
it's one for a discount on attention...

can you help me m'am?
#8231 to #8230 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes, indeed it's at least half an hour left before closing time
do you want to skype instead tho?
User avatar #8232 to #8231 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah you write me, I forgot to add you to favourites.
User avatar #8195 - therealfishyxander (07/03/2014) [-]
go to bed
User avatar #8220 to #8195 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
I feel burnt
User avatar #8221 to #8220 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
let me pet it better.

*there, there*
User avatar #8222 to #8221 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
u don't pet burnt skin!!!
#8223 to #8222 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
well I felt like it was a bit early in our relationship to go for "I'll kiss it better"
#8224 to #8223 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah we need to take it one step at a time
#8225 to #8224 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
I guess I should apply aloe vera or something, would probably help more anyway
User avatar #8226 to #8225 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
apply eggplant.jpg
#8227 to #8226 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
what are you trying to tell me?
User avatar #8228 to #8227 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
T-that I don't have this reaction pic and I can't find it on google image
User avatar #8229 to #8228 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
oh, I thought it was a marriage proposal
User avatar #8196 to #8195 - vincento (07/03/2014) [-]
bbut
i just got here
f-fine
night
#8197 to #8196 - therealfishyxander (07/03/2014) [-]
but... I was just joking because I'm lonely and want your attention...
*sob*
User avatar #8200 to #8199 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
lel I couldn't stay even if I wanted to
went to oculist yesterday so my eyes hurt like bitches
User avatar #8201 to #8200 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
to what?
kill that bitch next time, nobody gets to hurt you and live
User avatar #8202 to #8201 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
like ophthalmologist
shh, it's okay, he was just doing God's work
User avatar #8203 to #8202 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
so you got your eyes zapped?
User avatar #8204 to #8203 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
nah, got some different eye drops there and he stuck a giant lens in it
ugh
#8205 to #8204 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
I am imagining him punching it in.
User avatar #8206 to #8205 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
y-yeah more or less
#8207 to #8206 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
sorry to hear it...
#8208 to #8207 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
Even got my friend to come for moral support so I was gud
#8209 to #8208 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
good.
and now, Ice cream for the great job
#8210 to #8209 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
O ya that's right I actually have some
User avatar #8212 to #8210 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
anyways, I'm tired, I'll be taking a nap.
User avatar #8213 to #8212 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
sorry, sorry I got a phone call
night then!
User avatar #8216 to #8213 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
"answer a nerd"
User avatar #8219 to #8218 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
how does it feel?
User avatar #8214 to #8213 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
who talks in the phone for an hour?
User avatar #8215 to #8214 - vincento (07/04/2014) [-]
girls
User avatar #8211 to #8210 - therealfishyxander (07/04/2014) [-]
now get rid of it all
#8134 to #8132 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yo Xander!
How's your ottermode quest?!
User avatar #8181 to #8134 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
why would I feel something like that eminating from you?
User avatar #8182 to #8181 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
;_____;

also back
#8184 to #8182 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
I didn't mean to offend you...
I didn't mean to offend you...
#8186 to #8184 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
No it's okay...

Maybe I'll make a good deuteragonist ahahaha
User avatar #8187 to #8186 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
being the better half of someone?
User avatar #8190 to #8187 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
nono, like the most important after main character
also i need to bed tho, sorry
I'll catch you later tomorrow sometime or whenever the stars align properly
User avatar #8191 to #8190 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah that's fine, I need rest soonish.
sweet dreams hotstuff
User avatar #8193 to #8191 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
loves <3
#8179 to #8134 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
I can have a nice Christmas without indulging myself on sweets more than I already do on a daily basis...
#8183 to #8179 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Well Christmas is a long away now anyway
User avatar #8185 to #8183 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
yup.
I'll be irresistible by then the candies will be all like "nope too hot" and melt.

it's the perfect plan.
User avatar #8188 to #8185 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
or you'll be like me and eat everything and starve for 2 days to get the extra weight off

no don't do that
#8189 to #8188 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah I like food too much for something silly like that.
#8192 to #8189 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Heck Yeah Team No Self-Control Highfive!
#8135 to #8134 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
well I've gone done a belt size (custom, so more like 2-3 sizes, but yeah.

sup? <3
#8139 to #8135 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Wow that is good, what does your exercise consist of?

I've been doin mostly small stuff, tried learning x-ounting, I'll be da coolest at the clubs soon
User avatar #8141 to #8139 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
lifting over 2 tons a day
riding to and from work 3-4 times a week (I have to use the car sometimes for some deliveries.
running on my treadmill 20-40 minutes a day.

what's that?
User avatar #8143 to #8141 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
what if you won't know when to stop and will become a body builder

yo some cool DnB dance moves for casuals drum'n'bass dance (X-Outing)
#8144 to #8143 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
hmm, I don't lift weights, just bread and cakes and such.   
   
oh it's C-walking for beginners.
hmm, I don't lift weights, just bread and cakes and such.

oh it's C-walking for beginners.
#8146 to #8144 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I am not good black enough for C walking ;__;
maybe some day

So yo how was work, lifted some breads today too?
User avatar #8147 to #8146 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd like to see you dance regardless.

hmm, let me find the comment about my day, I feel great now though.

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/1674402#1674402
User avatar #8149 to #8147 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
m-maybe when I git gud
it's only my first day

o ya wasn't on friendly much today
oh fun you got a lower body day today
you'll do something fun on your day off?
User avatar #8150 to #8149 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
ah, lol, get good!

I'll be getting some balsam and exercising.
User avatar #8152 to #8150 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
yes don't top!

what made you start tho? Just curious
User avatar #8161 to #8156 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
yea I see
working at the bakery did it's job
User avatar #8165 to #8161 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
what, I'm looking like this because I have done ******** for 9 months with depression and getting kicked out of school.
User avatar #8168 to #8165 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
wow that's lame
i like my explanation better
that you just liked freashly baked goodies too much

oh so that's why you said under education
is your depression gone tho
#8170 to #8168 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah, well I didn't take on all the weight I gained a year and a half ago, so it's not completely lost time I guess...
I do want to lose those 15 kilo and then some though.
sorry, if it helps I did eat some cake in the meantime.

mhmm, yeah I got kicked out of high school, started as a baker apprentice.
I am happy now, might not be next Christmas, but having a job that I can't skip out on will help a lot on living through it.
I sort of have Aspergers (a half-assed diagnosis on it from a shrink)
I am driven a ton by instinct, if I feel like something that's usually the way it turns out.
#8174 to #8170 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
But what happens next Christmas

Yes I knew it it's all the cake, and the cupcakes and pies!

Ya you should become full ottermode that 'd be cool. I mean, if you want to
Eeeh, I'm kinda ********** of over-diagnosing in first world countries in general.

Do you feel something about me
User avatar #8176 to #8174 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
something about you?
#8180 to #8176 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
yes like great fate awaits you traveler you will be on a great journey to greatness
That'd be great

also brb shower
#8175 to #8174 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
next christmas I will skip out on all the pastry that are christmas only, and only eat like a madman christmas eve.
or something.
User avatar #8178 to #8175 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
sounds
not exciting
User avatar #8162 to #8161 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
its damn it
User avatar #8160 to #8156 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
your hair got longer too
User avatar #8164 to #8160 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
well obviously.
I am talking about my plump face.
I can barely even see my Adam's apple anymore.

I do like my hair in that pick but iunno.
User avatar #8157 to #8156 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
why the **** is this picture so small...
User avatar #8163 to #8157 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
do u want me to delete btw?
User avatar #8167 to #8163 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't mind
User avatar #8154 to #8152 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
hmm, let me show you the pics
User avatar #8153 to #8152 - therealfishyxander (07/02/2014) [-]
Imma top all I ******* want.
User avatar #8159 to #8153 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
*stop!
stop!!!
User avatar #8036 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
3=D
User avatar #8037 to #8036 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
3=D~~
#8012 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
heeeeeeey I'm bored.

humor me until I leaaaave pls
User avatar #8169 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
wasn't he like castrated or something tho
#8171 to #8169 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
he's sterile... not impotent.

all beastmen in that universe are sterile because they're artificial beings.

bcuz anime
#8172 to #8171 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
But yes I was close enough
also brb shower
#8173 to #8172 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I guess.

I'll be gone when you get back, so I bid you farewell.

buh-bye.
#8177 to #8173 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh, okay, night night and nice talking to ya!
#8118 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
only if you have cool adventure dreams

do u have like bad thoughts that haunt you at night. How long did you have it.
Have you tried drinking warm milk.
#8119 to #8118 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I just love that moment after waking up when you realize you don't have to get up and just get to not give a ****

well, part of it is bad thoughts the rest is just idk, inability to rest.
had trouble sleeping ever since I can remember though it got worse
I don't think drinking warm milk every single night is a likely choice
#8120 to #8119 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Well maybe if you have the moneyz you can spend them on yourself and go to the doctor since it sounds like it's chronic
#8121 to #8120 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
well, I get by.

besides, chances are I'd just need to exercise more but it's boooring.

tho free healthcare so no need for moneyz
#8123 to #8121 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I mean I don't want to come off as rude butbut, don't push yourself like that! You need to care for your body
especially since it doesn't even cost you anything
#8126 to #8123 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
lol, no offense taken.

well, for one it's not crippling, I've just learned to get by with less sleep. especially cause for a year i was actually pretty much stuck with 5 hours a day, so unless I for some reason can't sleep for ******* ages, I'm fine.
for two, I have seen doctors about it in the past where it wasn't this bad in which case no examination showed any real results.
haven't seen one since it got worse which is quite a few years ago, though.
#8128 to #8126 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
You should go still   
Just to check if they'll find something or not    
You know, just in case they do    
Right, right?
You should go still
Just to check if they'll find something or not
You know, just in case they do
Right, right?
#8129 to #8128 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't feel the need to.

I promise I'll go if it ever gets bad though if that makes you happy.
#8130 to #8129 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yaya, okay it's a deal then, but promise-promise me. I know honesty is not one of your 'virtues'
#8131 to #8130 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm too proud to break my promises. it's a deal.

it's cute seeing you care so much. you're very sweet.
#8133 to #8131 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
What no
nononono I am cool super cool but I am not nice and stuff
#8136 to #8133 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
don't lie

u a sweetheart aren't u

what are you some kinda non edgy fag
#8137 to #8136 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
So edgy u can cut urself
User avatar #8138 to #8137 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
good good

still sweet tho
User avatar #8140 to #8138 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I'll give u diabetes too

do you even like sweet stuff
User avatar #8142 to #8140 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aye, I love sweets n' **** .

which is another paralell to my mascot if I might add
#8145 to #8142 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
well then if you ever get tired of Yuri you can switch to Anarchy Panty she likes sweets and has long hair
It was my first mascot too such memories. Rip /items too
#8148 to #8145 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
naah I'll pass on that

still got tons of folders ready to be expanded and used whenever like my old mascot
#8158 to #8151 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
wtf am I even looking at

I love it tho

I was quite stuck to Viral the Beastman for while too because he's from my favorite animu
User avatar #8122 to #8121 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
wtf
you're so ******* lazy
#8124 to #8122 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
yes, yes I am.
#8125 to #8124 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
no don't be
but what the hell
I bet you're chronically tired too
But what's the reason tho?
Are you scared or something of that sort?
#8127 to #8125 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
not really chronically tired, no. I'm a bit of a night owl in the first place, so once it goes towards evening I get more and more awake as I go.

no, not at all. I've had lots of doctors visits' for other things.
#8053 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Can you pls delete me so I can complain about it on /brony so we can engage in a circlejerk about why it sucks
but then add me back
#8092 to #8053 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
just being a bit rude won't get you banned, if someone acts like a ******* retard just telling them so is usually fine, if someone reports another person for that I usually just tell them to suck it up aswell.
it's continous harassment and stuff like that that's the problem, really. I'd get into explaining that but I honestly can't be ****** .

hey, I've gotten gifts back and even got a user into joining the gifting crusade. it's not all selfishness, though i do try to notice who doesn't even say thanks and then just never again.

it's what I do. got so much game I need to gift some away
User avatar #8094 to #8092 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
also that last line was too cool had to make a separate comment for it
User avatar #8095 to #8094 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
kek

who's the mod tho
User avatar #8096 to #8095 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
the 'neutral' guy
but I hear he was like the new guy at the time and yadayada
seriously whenever someone gets pissed with the mods and kicked out it's always his name that shows up
the only thing I learned if you're a newfag you need to keep your profile low
yay for being recognized more or less now I am safe
User avatar #8097 to #8096 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
oh yea neutral

well that one's my fault, I picked him because I had great plans

he always was that kinda goody two shoes guy, so I got him into the mods so I could mold him into an actual human being
and I like to think I've succeeded decently

that thing about his name still popping up is right though, though when someone gets banned we usually talk about it before we ban so any decisions are to blame on all of us or atleast a few at the same time. neutral just likes taking charge when he's in favor, which is actually a virtue I think.

though I recommend you don't listen when people like jump on the hate train for him, he's really just the scapegoat, any circlejerk needs an enemy.
User avatar #8098 to #8097 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
>you picked him
wow if this was Sims you'd get not one but TWO red minuses

well it's hard not to hate when I was involved personally. And neutral is a bitchass softie who gets worked up over a joke. But I GUESS I can make an exception just cuz YOU like him.
#8099 to #8098 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
bae, I don't "like" him.

I picked him because he had potential. just looking at him now, he takes care of most of the stuff himself, I only need to speak my two cents, and he's been displayed how corrupted his own little circlejerk is. he's more neutral than he was before.

plus to that, he's a polar opposite to me, so it works well to balance out the mod team.
User avatar #8102 to #8099 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
and wtf you don't even like him #no reason to change my opinion until personally proven otherwise
#8103 to #8102 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't like most people, sug.
#8106 to #8103 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
D-do you like me? Of course you do, I just want you to say it yourself
#8107 to #8106 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
you're positively amazing bby
#8110 to #8107 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Awww yeah
loves <3
User avatar #8100 to #8099 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
but I like you more
I like you more a lot
I wish there was more of you and less of him
#8101 to #8100 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
bae there'll be lots of more of me if y'catch my drift

seriously though, he's okay. not saying you have to like him, but keeping a grudge only hurts you anyway.
User avatar #8104 to #8101 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Eh I don't think about him if not reminded

#8105 to #8104 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
seeing him is a reminder, yes?

it's easier to just not care.
#8108 to #8105 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Can I not care and consider him lame at the same time
#8109 to #8108 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aye   
   
but only if you don't care
aye

but only if you don't care
#8112 to #8109 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Okay it's a deal then
#8113 to #8112 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aight coo
aight coo
#8114 to #8113 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Arewe running out of things to talk?
Is this a cue to go to sleep?
Or shall we ******** about more people?
You can choose the topic yourself too
#8115 to #8114 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm no good at finding topics most of the time.   
though on the mention of going to sleep, you seem to go to bed somewhat early most of the time.   
you much of a morning person or?
I'm no good at finding topics most of the time.
though on the mention of going to sleep, you seem to go to bed somewhat early most of the time.
you much of a morning person or?
User avatar #8116 to #8115 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Well I'm not going to bed any time soon since I just applied my face medicine and I need to reapply it after 40 minutes, and then wait for 40 minutes to take shower
Such is life.
Well I need to because most of the time you have work/uni to go to, but right now I can indulge myself in sleep B) I don't like to tho, feels like the day is wasted.
But unlike me you have work in the morning right?
#8117 to #8116 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
oh, I see.

but indulging in sleep is the best feeling ever

aye, I got work. problem is, i always have trouble sleeping.
IE the night after I barely got any sleep if you recall, I went to bed shortly after you left and still laid awake until 1:30.
so there's no real point in going to bed now, really.
User avatar #8093 to #8092 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
YES IT ******* CAN, THERE ARE ******* BIASED MODS ON FRIENDLY YOU KNOW I WAS ALMOST BANNED FOR A ******* PUN JOKE THE USER WHINED I WAS 'HARASSING HIM' LITERALLY JUST CAME TO THE BOARD AND MADE ONE REPLY TO HIM, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE I WAS A NEWFAG
****
HATE THAT MOD
IDIOT
PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE THE REASONS OTHERS HATE FRIENDLY
Bless the hide all button tho


User avatar #8057 to #8053 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
you could just say you got banned while you actually didn't or smth
#8062 to #8057 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
whaaaaaat
I can't lie
I'm the most honest person promise
#8063 to #8062 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
really   
   
alrighty then
really

alrighty then
User avatar #8065 to #8063 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes I don't just want to get in your pants I mean everything I say
#8067 to #8065 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
that response made everything feel so backwards.

thank you though, honesty is a rare virtue, one I do not possess myself.
User avatar #8070 to #8067 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
also flirting isn't serious too

i'm not into online things

okay just making sure
#8072 to #8070 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I didn't assume so, heh.

me neither, or, not anymore.
#8073 to #8072 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
BUT JUST MAKING SURE. Better safe than sorry with these things

O
Was it ugly?..
#8077 to #8073 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
wow you don't have to drive the point home so hard yeah no I getcha. I woulda done the same at some point.   
   
I was dumb enough to get into it twice.   
ugly doesn't even scrape the surface.
wow you don't have to drive the point home so hard yeah no I getcha. I woulda done the same at some point.

I was dumb enough to get into it twice.
ugly doesn't even scrape the surface.
#8078 to #8077 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Aw yeah no holding back on compliments/flirting then

I getchya so hard too. We were all young and stupid and took the internet seriously at some point. But damn you cloy and your attractive, soothing personality, you're the one to blame!
#8079 to #8078 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
as long as you don't bring me to sexual frustration.   
   
I don't think taking the internet seriously itself is a bad thing, but, well... this place? ew.   
I can't help it, my swag doesn't have an off switch.
as long as you don't bring me to sexual frustration.

I don't think taking the internet seriously itself is a bad thing, but, well... this place? ew.
I can't help it, my swag doesn't have an off switch.
#8080 to #8079 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
don[t worry i'm not one of those blue RP people who awkwardly sex talk on each other's walls

Are you saying you have some other website on the side? cheating slut! the problems of being too online alpha
#8081 to #8080 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
RP implies reciprocation, I 						*******					 hate that 						****					. but I'm a guy still you know.   
   
n-no! I used to have some but I dumped them all, I swear! aye, and i dont' even try.
RP implies reciprocation, I ******* hate that **** . but I'm a guy still you know.

n-no! I used to have some but I dumped them all, I swear! aye, and i dont' even try.
#8082 to #8081 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
**vincento does le sexy time with cloy, cloy comes on vincento's face**
here I did all the work for you, enjoy to the fullest

********* , but I get why you'd do that most people on fj are either pathetic, selfish or social retards. Some people are cool, like us, makes this place worth coming to
#8084 to #8082 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
tyty i try, take your time to get off to this masterpiece

O, I didn't thought you'd agree with me tbh, I thought since you buy them games you like them or something...
#8086 to #8084 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'll save it for later.   
   
well, I just like giving gifts. people like to get gifts. I've got the money for it. why not?   
though part of me thinks it's just me desperately clinging to the times where I tried to love everyone because I wasn't a bitter edgemaster.   
yet again, it's not like I hate these people. I can get along with them and even enjoy the times with them as long as I don't get involved personally.
I'll save it for later.

well, I just like giving gifts. people like to get gifts. I've got the money for it. why not?
though part of me thinks it's just me desperately clinging to the times where I tried to love everyone because I wasn't a bitter edgemaster.
yet again, it's not like I hate these people. I can get along with them and even enjoy the times with them as long as I don't get involved personally.
User avatar #8088 to #8086 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Ewewewewew I remember the time when I loved everyone
I was such a ****** god. Like really pathetic. More people loved me tho I guess. I like myself now more tho.
can i see you when you were an edgemaster
yeah but like
you are cool and can be liked without any gifts
i don't know it I mean but nevermind
hush
User avatar #8090 to #8088 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
though I admit if I hate someone I'll never give em a gift

**** dat
#8089 to #8088 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
the same goes for me.

I was describing myself now as an edgemaster ironically, since I don't have a lot of nice or good things to say or think about most people. which some people would consider "edgy" in the "hate everyone" way.

like I said, I like giving gifts. no matter how much of a fag anyone is, it's still a human being. and I'm not really looking for attention, I haven't actually talked to anyone after giving them a gift besides "np".
you bet I'm ******* cool.
#8091 to #8089 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
why did it even began that you can't be "le rude" on Friendly I thought they just didn't like rolling
I don't know seems stupid.
I mean there are users just asking for it

Yeah but people are ******* selfish. On the other hand that's your thing and it's cool I think too. It was why II noticed in the first place tbh.
User avatar #8085 to #8084 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
cloymax
look up
ty
User avatar #8087 to #8085 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
gj
#8083 to #8082 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
10/10, almost as good as shades of grey

aye, exactly.
it's also just the only timesink I have when I can't do anything else.
#8069 to #8067 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
No you idiot I'm shamelessly lying all the time

Not about the pants part tho ;)
#8055 to #8053 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
eehhh

I think I'll pass on that one.
User avatar #8059 to #8055 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
ya Ikno it was a joke
plus I already was one time go me

me and friendly weren't friends at first
User avatar #8060 to #8059 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ah I see

you had another account then?
User avatar #8064 to #8060 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
yes
but the board just got deleted too
#8066 to #8064 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
during the thread deletion days eh?   
   
I see.   
   
I'm gonna grab a quick shower, I'll be back in a bit.
during the thread deletion days eh?

I see.

I'm gonna grab a quick shower, I'll be back in a bit.
#8068 to #8066 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Ya I heard tears were spilled

Mhhhm, just slipped in when they were accepting literally everyone

[obligatory take pics]
[obligatory see you there]
[not-so-obligatory depends on how long it will take I'll know whether or not you *********** ]
#8071 to #8068 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ah, I see. well, I don't remember **** so eh.

I'll have you know I like long showers one way or another.
User avatar #8074 to #8071 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Haha good cover I understand, I like them long too : ^)
User avatar #8075 to #8074 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
wtf a double sexual innuendo
User avatar #8076 to #8075 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aww you beat me to it
User avatar #8054 to #8053 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
but it I mean friendly
User avatar #8056 to #8054 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
no rly
User avatar #8058 to #8056 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
shhhhhhh
User avatar #8061 to #8058 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
tehee
#8013 to #8012 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Hey-yo! What you up to? You're at work?
I'm just googling some science **** and trying to learn DnB moves for casuals
#8014 to #8013 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
yes indeed.

I actually got a ******** of stuff done for once but now I'm tired so **** doing anything more, I'm just waiting until I can leave without getting weird looks.

pretty sweet, did you only just start in it or have you been interested for a while?
User avatar #8017 to #8014 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
>google 'why some snow doesn't melt underwater'
>it's government conspiracy
>because it's fake
>it contains nanobots

google why i trusted you
User avatar #8018 to #8017 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
hehehehe
User avatar #8020 to #8018 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
well at least I found why it doesn't burn under a lighter
User avatar #8022 to #8020 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
eh?
User avatar #8026 to #8022 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
can you still watch videos
User avatar #8030 to #8026 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
well, not all day, during the more lively hours it'd be problematic
User avatar #8032 to #8030 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
ya ya that's why I asked
User avatar #8027 to #8026 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aye, not a problem
User avatar #8024 to #8022 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Snow that doesn't melt! Is it a government conspiracy?! (Hint: no.)

The way he talks about is like he's fed up with everyone's ****
User avatar #8028 to #8024 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I feel with this ma
User avatar #8029 to #8028 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
n
User avatar #8015 to #8014 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
You work at tech support right? Or something to do with computers I'm like 95% sure.

Nah I'm the type of person who can get exited over something and then never finish it because bored and it's useless and I'll never be good at it and excuses, excuses. So might as well do as much before my fire burns out.
I am actually bad at dancing, you feel?
#8016 to #8015 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
aye.
though I also dabble in system engineering which is like project management and **** like that.

ah I see that's pretty common I guess
though excitement is always a fleeting thing isn't it? don't you figure you'd be willing to put more effort into something if you really liked it?
#8019 to #8016 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
O, that sounds smart.

But the question is, do I really like it, or do I do it just because I'm bored. And will I find something I'm truly passionate about anytime soon? But I just figured as long as you have fun doing something it's a time well spent
Yeah.
#8021 to #8019 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I dunno if smart is the right way to say it, but it is pretty difficult. there's lots of stuff to keep track off, and I feel like it causes a strange disconnect because as a project manager you also have to manage other workers like they're ressources, it feels weird.

well, I feel lots of people never find that one thing they're truly passionate about. but yeah, as long as you have fun for a while, it's always well spent.
well, unless it's something criminal.
#8023 to #8021 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah not really the group project people, so yea I wouldn't want that. Do you also get to fire the bad workers.

Did you ever find anything you're passionate about? Well, beside dicks your mascot and games
Also pls I will never apologize for underage drinking it was memories
#8025 to #8023 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not much of a group project person either but eh it's my job.
and no I don't, I don't have any actual power, I'm just the poor ****** that has to keep track of everything and take responsibility for ******* .

nice line tho
I'm not really passionate about games much, I'm just a perfectionist and elitist. though the game my mascot actually is from is something I'm somewhat passionate about. anyway, no, not really. I'm not really an enthusiastic person in the first place, I'm difficult to excite.

oh well you know what they say it's only a crime if the police knows about it
User avatar #8031 to #8025 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Wow lame. Well at least you have that power on Friendly B)

Well don't forget your passion about house pets and long hair. Can I ask u if your mascot inspired it or was it vice versa?
#born to be wild
#8034 to #8031 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
actually time for me to hop off   
   
I'll be back before long, seeya in a bit
actually time for me to hop off

I'll be back before long, seeya in a bit
#8033 to #8031 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ikr? free power abuse, as my set interests say

I'm not really passionate about pets, I like them fine, but I've had so many over the years that I'm just kinda burnt out on actually having any. the magic is gone, as they say.

it's a bit of both actually. when I was a little kid, my hair was awfully long, and I kept it long for quite some time. led a lot of people to believe I was a girl, actually. I at some point grew out of having hair like that, and kept it short/shoulder-lenght from then on.
I liked shoulder-lenght best for a really long time.
though when I got to know my mascot I guess I just kinda rediscovered my love for long hair.
#8035 to #8033 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
pls lend me mod powers so I can block people don't like. I promise the process will be for purification purposes only

So they're as old as you? That makes sense old pets for old man

I bet you were a pretty girl.

Also okay cya see you soon
#8038 to #8035 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
back.
nah gurl even I need a real excuse first

no, all of them died. generations of pets have passed on, which is another discouraging factor.

hey, all boys looked femininine to some degree as a kid. and yes I was.
User avatar #8040 to #8038 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
also wb
#8039 to #8038 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Wow you serious just do your thing and pretend to know nothing about it : ^) Or b.) make stuff up, perfect plan(s)

wow now I feel sad

y-you're still pretty *wink*

#8041 to #8039 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
nah, the other mods wouldn't have it, usually you need proof so no making up of stuff.
'sides, I'm not looking to put it to ruin.

my sincere apologies. you learn to deal with it after a while, but at the same time it just makes you lose a lot of the joy and emotionality of having a pet.

thanks baeb, same to you.
#8042 to #8041 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]

Well makes sense why you're a mod I gueeeeeess

Get a turtle. Or a crow. They both tend to live longer. But crows are better they are smart and soft and warm. Not to mention all cool and black all over.

#8044 to #8042 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
actually what I really want is a bat   
   
look at these 						*******
actually what I really want is a bat

look at these *******
User avatar #8045 to #8044 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I remember bats in my country they are dumb and fly into things/ Ya cute butbut can they get attached to you? Kinda loses the purpose of a pet if it doesn't let you pet it or comes around for you to cuddle it
#8046 to #8045 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I dunno maybe   
   
well if you have the thing from an early age then maybe   
especially if you're like the foster parents or smth
I dunno maybe

well if you have the thing from an early age then maybe
especially if you're like the foster parents or smth
User avatar #8049 to #8046 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I just keep remembering the green text story about a guy who made a bat ****** and it's bugging the living hell out of me
#8050 to #8049 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't think I've seen that one   
   
don't think I want to either
I don't think I've seen that one

don't think I want to either
#8043 to #8042 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
it's not that I wanted to be one. I just don't feel okay completely abusing it.

turtles are lame... a tame crow could be kinda cool.
idk tho
User avatar #8047 to #8043 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes get it they can live to like 50 years, you'll be the coolest white kid on the block and once you get old you can be a cool granpa with a crow

All you need is to get an old shop that sells weird **** for max effect
#8048 to #8047 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
****					 yea   
   
what kinda weird 						****					 tho
**** yea

what kinda weird **** tho
#8051 to #8048 - vincento (07/02/2014) [-]
like that store Harry Potter went into when he screwed up to say Diagon Alley

Also what do you mean completely abusing it are you saying you are to some degree?
#8052 to #8051 - cloymax ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
what are you talking about? I neeeveeer said that.
well, I've yet to do anything permanent.
User avatar #8007 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why arent u online on skype?
User avatar #8008 to #8007 - vincento (07/01/2014) [-]
2lazy2login
User avatar #8009 to #8008 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
pls log in fj convos gets dead fast and r lame
#7973 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes hello this is Fish, may I take your order?
#7974 to #7973 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Can I have the meat lover's special
#7975 to #7974 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
sorry ma'm... just making sure here...
are you asking for dicks?
#7977 to #7976 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
well that's good.
everyone round here is nice.
User avatar #7978 to #7977 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Am I the nicest
User avatar #7980 to #7978 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
yeah you seem pretty nice.
User avatar #7982 to #7980 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
ty I needed that compliment <3
User avatar #7983 to #7982 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
oh, something the matter?
#7985 to #7983 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Nah I'm just a sucker for any form of flattery.
Unless it's when a guy tries to hook you up so he showers you in BS compliments every 10 seconds that's just plain annoying ufeelme?
#7986 to #7985 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
ah, I'll add Flatterjacks to your order then.

yeah I feel you, though I haven't tried that amount of compliments ever.
#7992 to #7986 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
no sorry I tried to, but I'm just not good at this wall of text compliment thing
User avatar #7995 to #7993 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
ahahaha nevermind
nothing
#7997 to #7995 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
If I didn't mind I wouldn't be able to respond...
#7979 to #7978 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
seeing as you aren't hired yet, you aren't even on the menu.
#7981 to #7979 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Hookay, who's on the menu then
I want your best deal
#7984 to #7981 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
well there's a combo menu with Meekly doing whatever you want and me supplying a dinner of your choice.
Maid outfits cost extra
***** apron mode is available for discussion.

guarantee of subject getting attached to you not included.
#7987 to #7984 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Maid outfits! Maid outfits!
And I want some chicken stir fry in sweet and ***** sauce
Tyty I'll pay with whatever

I'm taking the risk B)
#7988 to #7987 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
oh you're into that sort of stuff?

I'll see what I can do, first comes the course for making Meekly behave well, seeing as he seems fond of you already.
#7989 to #7988 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes I mean look at this it's too hard to resist
Yes I mean look at this it's too hard to resist

#7991 to #7989 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
whatever makes you all tingly I guess.
traps and such aren't really my thing.
one way or the other gender wise.
#7994 to #7991 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Maid outfits are hot tho
#7996 to #7994 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
well yeah, of course they are.
but it's rare for me to like them that much on guys.
girls in maid outfits though..
#7998 to #7996 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Do you have any guy-specific kinks then?
#7999 to #7998 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
hmm, not really.
I mean, I like skinny/ottermode body type wise.
my sexual attraction to men are more a result of romantic feelings than the other way around.

and a tad embarrassing but I fantasize about men as if I was a girl. so I guess I like men that are shorter than me, though I don't dislike those taller than me.
#8000 to #7999 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Oh, I c, I c. So you're a sub?..

Tfw I'll never have gay sex with a man

Also I need to get to sleep soon, crazy weekends lack of sleep and everything
#8001 to #8000 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
hmm, I'm a switch, I want to be on top if it's with a guy, other way around with a girl.
but yeah, I am mainly a sub, being ordered around and a little violence.
though I haven't tried that sort of relationship.

tfw, poor soul.

yeah I am going to sleep soonish as well, seeing as I have work again tomorrow.
User avatar #8003 to #8001 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
tell me when you get promoted to baking muffins and cup cakes and all the best stuff
User avatar #8005 to #8003 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
lol, I'll tell you when I get around to trying making those.
#8002 to #8001 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
Yeah we should booth go nii
Night night then c u tomorrow and whatnot love&hearts
#8004 to #8002 - therealfishyxander (06/29/2014) [-]
yeah, good one of us is ****** enough to go for that.

sleep tight
User avatar #7990 to #7989 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
check out his legs yo, he even shaved them what a sport
#7971 - edandal (06/29/2014) [-]
removed
wtf?
I thought we were friends.
#7952 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
tfw
#7953 to #7952 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never hug a spoink
User avatar #7954 to #7953 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
why arent u skype?
also she got sick so now i am stuck here for 1 week with a sick person yay
User avatar #7955 to #7954 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
on mom's now cuz my lame aunt needs to call or smtn
also pols pay attention to the cool pic I posted it took very long to upload ;_;
does she got the beiver fever
stuck where
User avatar #7956 to #7955 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
what even happened to you own?
yes i saw it now do you have a source for that porn pin ;~)
idk idk just very sick ;~;
she took me somewhere in stockholm is pretty here im not sure whats it called in english
tfw really ****** internet
User avatar #7958 to #7956 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
"what even happened to you own? "
i'm thinking you asked what happened to my laptop?
User avatar #7960 to #7958 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #7957 to #7956 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
the frame thing at the bottom cracked ;__;
what are u talking about it's obvious this happens in the game B)
wow super lame
User avatar #7959 to #7957 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
have you tried turning it off and on? trust me i know these kind of stuff
>ocelot x big boss
>not kaz x big boss
1/10 worst cannon ship
i know we would play mgs and other super fun stuff
User avatar #7961 to #7959 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
the worst part it still worked!! but it just looked like **** , I wish I had it back already ;_;
u see how ocelot is hugging big boss with his arms? Kaz could never do that
haha, silly cripple
User avatar #7962 to #7961 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
was it the screen that looked like **** ? you could just have plugged a screen into ur computer with this kind of cable You need to login to view this link and it would have worked ofc if ur laptop had one
wowowowowowowowowowowowow mean
tfw ocelot x big boss is cannon
u should play fire emblem u can ship anyone with anyone perfect game for you
#7963 to #7962 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
nononno, I meant the back of it broke, somewhere here at the top when handles connect two plates idk how to explai it. like everything worked okay it just had a hecked up physical defect
ew old gay people
uuuugh I want to ******* , earthbound and MGQ too, I laready have a game list
User avatar #7964 to #7963 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
get alot of tape :^)
kaz is only 30 something
go and get laid o wait its you :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
yes earthbound is good and why do you want to play mgq? its filled with ew straight ****** and vore
User avatar #7965 to #7964 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I thought
ocalot is old tho
why u gotta hurt me where it hurts man : ((((((
but muh curiosity
User avatar #7967 to #7965 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
and u like old men
User avatar #7966 to #7965 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
he is only 40 something!
tfw i will get more ***** then u will ever get feels good man B)
yes look at all the plot img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120429125924/monstergirlquest/images/e/e5/Alice_Unconscious.png
User avatar #7968 to #7966 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
he looks older like 50 something
oh rub it in you playgirl you
yeah but think of all the ways he got raped there that had to take some imagination
User avatar #7969 to #7968 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
ocelot is younger then big boss and big boss looks younger then him
but he got eaten there ewwww
ok i need to go and do stuff idk if i will be online tomorrow or the other days
byyyyyyyyyyyye <3
User avatar #7970 to #7969 - vincento (06/29/2014) [-]
that's what I thought too
okay have funs hope your gf gets better soon <3
User avatar #7923 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
yes i am rip
very hero.

sup ***** ?
User avatar #7925 to #7923 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
nothin much, getting ready to daze off, you?
User avatar #7926 to #7925 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm ******* bored because I got nothing to do, and all of my friends are out travelling somewhere.
I can't even access my desktop from here, so no games with this ****** laptop.
Last weekend was better.
User avatar #7927 to #7926 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
this was literally me only everyone I know was busy with exams and I finished the earliest
indulge yourself in solitaire
User avatar #7928 to #7927 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Ye but ain't nobody in school now, so there's no reason not to hang out and party and ****
But instead they out travelling to who the **** knows where.
Solitaire is boring, holy **** , why would you suggest that?
User avatar #7930 to #7928 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
get poorfag friends who are too broke to travel or eat DUH
haha, of course I was joking about solitaire, haha, I meant SPIDER solitaire
User avatar #7931 to #7930 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
but I dont like my poorfag friends
they just needa borrow money all the time, and never pay back

spider solitaire, ******* disgraceful
User avatar #7933 to #7931 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
ew sounds more like weed smoking friends

i-i play on second difficulty...
User avatar #7934 to #7933 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
dunno if they smoke weed, but they smoke cigarettes, and that **** smells real bad yo.
I prefer my other friends, they don't smoke, and I feel more at ease around them.

Play Minesweeper instead you ******* scrub.
User avatar #7935 to #7934 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
they don't sound much like friends are you just using that word because acquaintances is too long to write out

I did but it gets boring when at certain moment you need to make a choice of luck
User avatar #7937 to #7935 - walcorn ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
eh I dunno.
I guess acquaintances is a more fitting word now that I consider it.
Actually from now on I'm going to define that on whether or not it sounds like a good idea to get drunk with them.
If it sounds like a good idea to get drunk with someone, they're friends, if not, they're acquaintances.
User avatar #7888 - betta ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]


y u do dis
User avatar #7889 to #7888 - vincento (06/27/2014) [-]
new notification update, want to keep my notification count lower than necessary
and stuffs
sorre
User avatar #7896 to #7889 - betta ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
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