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Date Signed Up:7/25/2013
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#8402989 - phantomi i need your best dead baby joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (8 new replies) 04/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8405002 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Tough...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A Big Mac.

More?
User avatar #8405093 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
yes please I need to impress a handsome guy with my awesome dead baby jokes cause he loves them
User avatar #8405106 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Well im shitposting them on the board now so go look there
User avatar #8405114 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
board is lame af I don't go there anymore
but kk i will ty
User avatar #8405141 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
I wondered why I hadn't seen you about anymore, but yeah I know what you mean, it has got pretty shitty
User avatar #8403031 - jontron (04/07/2014) [-]
how do you fit a baby in a blender?
depends how hard you throw the wall
User avatar #8402996 - sirknightartorias (04/07/2014) [-]
what's worse than 9 dead babies in a tree?
a dead baby in 9 trees :^)
User avatar #8403003 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
i think 9 dead babies is worse
#5260 - i tried baking human shaped cookies and burn my hands at least…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #5263 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
i never bake i suck at baking and cooking
User avatar #5265 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
us is great you get those premade cookie mixes just add butter and egg +10 minutes in oven and you're done
User avatar #5268 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
o ok
night <3
User avatar #5267 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
are you going now?
User avatar #5266 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
but it taste like shit
User avatar #5269 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
it tastes the same tbh i made it both ways it just saves you half an hour and you spend maybe and extra 50 cents
#5259 - >i'm leaving in 2 minutes tho  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #5261 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
yeah i know
will you be on later?
User avatar #5262 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
x dooubt
i can try
User avatar #5264 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
ok ok c:
#5255 - am good i'm finally not lazy enough to put some make up on lel  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #5258 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
you are finally good now all the time you get on :3
User avatar #5259 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
>i'm leaving in 2 minutes tho
User avatar #5261 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
yeah i know
will you be on later?
User avatar #5262 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
x dooubt
i can try
User avatar #5264 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
ok ok c:
User avatar #5257 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
but bby you are beautiful as you are B)
#5254 - your profile was disabled again 111 1  [+] (8 new replies) 04/07/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #5256 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
i know sorry :c
i try to change it back when i get a email that works it wont change it back i need to have a email on this account
and you didnt answer my questation
User avatar #5260 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
i tried baking human shaped cookies and burn my hands at least 6 times B(
don't bake stuff if you don't have the shape if the thing lol
User avatar #5263 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
i never bake i suck at baking and cooking
User avatar #5265 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
us is great you get those premade cookie mixes just add butter and egg +10 minutes in oven and you're done
User avatar #5268 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
o ok
night <3
User avatar #5267 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
are you going now?
User avatar #5266 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
but it taste like shit
User avatar #5269 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
it tastes the same tbh i made it both ways it just saves you half an hour and you spend maybe and extra 50 cents
#5252 - hi you're just in time mu class is in seven minutes ho…  [+] (37 new replies) 04/07/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #5270 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #5272 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
Skype?
User avatar #5271 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #5273 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
Skype?
User avatar #5274 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
library tho
User avatar #5276 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
It's hard typing on this phone
#5277 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
yeah i noticed by the time it takes you to reply
User avatar #5278 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
Y are you in the liabary so late all the time
User avatar #5279 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
cus masturbating in public places is da bomb :^)
User avatar #5280 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
Tfw haven't fapped in 2 weeks pls help. Is it cus ur Rommie u stay there?
User avatar #5307 - elricbros (04/10/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #5281 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
ok ok sending nudes now!
i guess, i'm so tired of that apartment #groan zone
User avatar #5282 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
I want too do it but can't tfw. Just some month left and you don't need to see ur rommie and the aperment 5ever
User avatar #5283 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
yeah and neither do you B)
User avatar #5284 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
Do you miss when we talked much?
User avatar #5285 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
well, yeah, sometimes
it would have been better if we lived in the same area u know what i'm sayin
User avatar #5286 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
I miss it alot
Don't worry only 1 year and 2 months now
Yeah I do
User avatar #5287 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
okay ima go to sleep now
well, go home and then go to bed
night <3
User avatar #5288 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
Night<3
User avatar #5275 - mranldestroyer (04/08/2014) [-]
O ;~;
User avatar #5253 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
o ok
im good nothing special has happened tho
how are you?
User avatar #5255 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
am good i'm finally not lazy enough to put some make up on lel
User avatar #5258 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
you are finally good now all the time you get on :3
User avatar #5259 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
>i'm leaving in 2 minutes tho
User avatar #5261 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
yeah i know
will you be on later?
User avatar #5262 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
x dooubt
i can try
User avatar #5264 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
ok ok c:
User avatar #5257 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
but bby you are beautiful as you are B)
User avatar #5254 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
your profile was disabled again1111
User avatar #5256 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
i know sorry :c
i try to change it back when i get a email that works it wont change it back i need to have a email on this account
and you didnt answer my questation
User avatar #5260 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
i tried baking human shaped cookies and burn my hands at least 6 times B(
don't bake stuff if you don't have the shape if the thing lol
User avatar #5263 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
i never bake i suck at baking and cooking
User avatar #5265 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
us is great you get those premade cookie mixes just add butter and egg +10 minutes in oven and you're done
User avatar #5268 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
o ok
night <3
User avatar #5267 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
are you going now?
User avatar #5266 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
but it taste like shit
User avatar #5269 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
it tastes the same tbh i made it both ways it just saves you half an hour and you spend maybe and extra 50 cents
#8402151 - Komaeda > Ur tsundere shota boi 04/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#5248 - where is the fucking "x" sign 04/06/2014 on vincento's profile 0
#5247 - why is the relying format so weird  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #5249 - mranldestroyer (04/06/2014) [-]
admin trying to make the site better too phones
it doesnt really work it still slow and stuff on phones
#5246 - hi 04/06/2014 on vincento's profile 0
#5244 - are those her panties  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on vincento's profile 0
User avatar #5250 - mranldestroyer (04/07/2014) [-]
and they arent sisters she is reading an incest yuri manga
User avatar #5245 - mranldestroyer (04/06/2014) [-]
yeah
#8390584 - you're the guy people always mistaken me for ur mascot suks btw  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on retard forum 0
#8399313 - mikelan (04/07/2014) [-]
Donchu dare talk shit about Light-Gray Sassy.
#8402151 - vincento (04/07/2014) [-]
Komaeda > Ur tsundere shota boi
#1095418 - ok i need to go now enjoy your stuff and things i have… 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1095405 - not to work there i mean 04/05/2014 on Friendly 0
#1095403 - seems like a nice place 04/05/2014 on Friendly 0
#1095388 - where do you work?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095391 - joshuaww (04/05/2014) [-]
Local diner. So I have to get up earlier than I do for school and feed all the kids who got to have fun the nights before.
User avatar #1095405 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
not to work there i mean
User avatar #1095403 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
seems like a nice place
#1095386 - if they're only a minute long doesn't mean they're not there  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095406 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i still care
User avatar #1095418 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
ok i need to go now
enjoy your stuff and things
i have my noisy roommate's friends to endure now
#1095376 - what about our last night in the park  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095380 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
#1095368 to #1095362 - shisno ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095386 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
if they're only a minute long doesn't mean they're not there
User avatar #1095406 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i still care
User avatar #1095418 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
ok i need to go now
enjoy your stuff and things
i have my noisy roommate's friends to endure now
#1095362 - stop oppressing me  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095368 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095376 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
what about our last night in the park
User avatar #1095380 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
#1095368 to #1095362 - shisno ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095386 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
if they're only a minute long doesn't mean they're not there
User avatar #1095406 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i still care
User avatar #1095418 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
ok i need to go now
enjoy your stuff and things
i have my noisy roommate's friends to endure now
#1095344 - ikr, shaking your hand my superior comrade 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1095332 - a life  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095336 - marshalllee (04/05/2014) [-]
So do I.
Nice things they are, eh?
User avatar #1095344 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
ikr, shaking your hand my superior comrade
#1095328 - well since I have nothing to lose anyway thumbing you down  [+] (8 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095359 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
banana
User avatar #1095362 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
stop oppressing me
User avatar #1095368 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095376 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
what about our last night in the park
User avatar #1095380 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
#1095368 to #1095362 - shisno ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095386 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
if they're only a minute long doesn't mean they're not there
User avatar #1095406 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i still care
User avatar #1095418 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
ok i need to go now
enjoy your stuff and things
i have my noisy roommate's friends to endure now
#1095307 - please no I have a reputation to maintain  [+] (10 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095315 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #1095328 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
well since I have nothing to lose anyway
thumbing you down
User avatar #1095359 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
banana
User avatar #1095362 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
stop oppressing me
User avatar #1095368 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095376 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
what about our last night in the park
User avatar #1095380 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
#1095368 to #1095362 - shisno ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095386 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
if they're only a minute long doesn't mean they're not there
User avatar #1095406 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i still care
User avatar #1095418 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
ok i need to go now
enjoy your stuff and things
i have my noisy roommate's friends to endure now
#1095292 - it's almost as if life isn't easy  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1095295 - doctordalek (04/05/2014) [-]
I could have told you that like 9 years ago.
#1095288 - mfw thread joking i hate you  [+] (12 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1095301 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
banned
calling out users
User avatar #1095307 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
please no I have a reputation to maintain
User avatar #1095315 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #1095328 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
well since I have nothing to lose anyway
thumbing you down
User avatar #1095359 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
banana
User avatar #1095362 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
stop oppressing me
User avatar #1095368 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095376 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
what about our last night in the park
User avatar #1095380 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
#1095368 to #1095362 - shisno ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
>implying i give a fuck
User avatar #1095386 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
if they're only a minute long doesn't mean they're not there
User avatar #1095406 - shisno (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying i still care
User avatar #1095418 - vincento (04/05/2014) [-]
ok i need to go now
enjoy your stuff and things
i have my noisy roommate's friends to endure now
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User avatar #7047 - mranldestroyer (05/28/2014) [-]
stickied by vincento
dont you dare unsticky my comment
#341 - hieronymous (09/05/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #8451 to #8450 - vincento (07/29/2014) [-]
great!
#8443 - deficiency (07/28/2014) [-]
Heya cutie <3

What's up?
#8444 to #8443 - vincento (07/29/2014) [-]
O sorry, I was playing games and passed out
#8445 to #8444 - deficiency (07/29/2014) [-]
fucking lame m8
#8446 to #8445 - vincento (07/29/2014) [-]
Don't hate me cuz I'm a gamer gurl
User avatar #8447 to #8446 - deficiency (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh wow, you're like a nerd or something huh?
User avatar #8448 to #8447 - vincento (07/29/2014) [-]
plls I just wanna finish the game before uni starts
are you already at your grandparents' place?
User avatar #8452 to #8448 - deficiency (07/29/2014) [-]
lol i just visited for the day

hahaha you fucking loser you gotta go to uni
User avatar #8438 - mikli ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
m'lady M'Lady...Sweet, Sweet Princess ,,, A Knight's Prayer For You: Of all the sunsets and sunrises... Of all the beautiful flowers that grow on this Earth.. Of all the stars that glow in the heavens and the universe... you above all are more beautiful in my eyes. No man has seen nor beheld such a Princess or Goddess as I behold in you. And I have now seen such beauty, warmth, and grace... as I have seen the depths of your beautiful soul. But, alas my heart may never know the honor of holding you, feeling the warmth of your kiss, or the tenderness of your arms. Because of our age difference... my heart will be filled with the honor of having to just behold your warmth and beauty within my dreams... But will be saddened to wake in the mornings to find you not there... Only in my dreams will we love, laugh, and go through the adventures of life... For you M'Lady... I wish you all the happiness, love and joy that life has to offer, and that all your hopes, wishes and dreams will always come true for you... I pray that you may honor me by us becoming friends... and in time more... But M'Lady, my Princess, I will honor your desires... and will respect all your wishes... But in my heart... you will forever be... In all I have written M'Lady... I am very sincere... and hope for that which may not be meant to be...that we may find Camelot together... By Your Leave M'Lady... and with the most honor and respect I can give... I remain., your Servant and Knight forever should you ever have need of me... Sweet Lady,,, My name is Mikli, and I would be very honored if you would allow me the privledge and pleasure of us becoming good and close friends. I believe that friendship should be first and foremost, no matter what type of relationship 2 people have, and that that friendship should continue to grow each and every day. I know that there are a few (to use a term loosely - lol) years between us.
User avatar #8439 to #8438 - mikli ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I do pray that that isn't a problem. I totally understand and respect your feeling and beliefs as to our age difference whatever they may be. I felt the same way for years,,,until all 4 of my children came to me several years ago,,,sat me down, and all kind of "ganged up" on me, and told me that I needed to "get a life" and find someone to share my life with... it was all of them who, after many "talks" told me that age should never be an issue AS LONG AS both people are open, honest, sincere, committed, and Adults in their relationship. I came to agree with them. They would not have any problems with the age difference between me and a Lady that I had in my life. They also taught me that it isn't the number of years two people share their Hopes and Dreams... but HOW they Love and share those things with each other. Sure it is good when two people can have a lifetime together and have many things in common, but I do believe it is the "getting there" and the adventures shared that is important. Most people who meet me for the first time think I'm about 35 or 36. I am retired from the U.S. Navy (April 2004), and just finished my Bachelor's Degree in Management. I currently work full time in the retail industry. I am also financially stable. I have been divorced for 10 years now and do have 4 grown children (all 20 and over). I would love to remarry some day and even have another child or two. I want to find, first and foremost, someone who I can Love and care for and share my hopes and dreams as well as all of hers. I do love being a father, and everything that goes along with that privledge and honor. From the 2am feedings, to the diaper changes (YUK!), to watching them grow and explore and discover the world around them.
User avatar #8440 to #8439 - mikli ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I do enjoy camping, hiking, swimming (the beach), horseback riding, boating, and most other outdoor activities. I also love moonlit walks on the beach or lake, candlelit dinners for two, or just sitting at home with a good movie or talking hours on end about anything or nothing. I am a very Loving, caring, sincere, honest, passionate, compassionate, and active man who believes that chilvary IS NOT dead. Sweet Lady... I do hope that you will write back and tell me more about yourself, your hopes, your wishes, and your dreams. I hope you will allow me the chance to get to know you and to meet you in person and to show you how sincere I am in all I've said. I will also add you to my Ya Who IM, if you have it, and hope we can talk there often and soon Sweet Lady (My Ya Who IM Id is: ) and if you'd like to talk by phone...I'd be honored to speak to you that way as well and it foregoes all this typing..LOL. Until then.... I bid you... By Your Leave M'Lady....... Sincerely, a kind internet gent(le)sir
User avatar #8441 to #8440 - vincento (07/28/2014) [-]
what
the fuck
User avatar #8442 to #8441 - mikli ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
yea
User avatar #8425 - cloymax (07/28/2014) [-]
you're still being shown on latest users on my profile despite it being like 11 hours ago

2spooky
#8426 to #8425 - vincento (07/28/2014) [-]
it's prolly cuz i still had a tab with your profile opened
happens ooops
User avatar #8427 to #8426 - cloymax (07/28/2014) [-]
you weren't shown as online doe

3spooky
#8428 to #8427 - vincento (07/28/2014) [-]
this is obviously a sign that you and I were meant to be

I accidentally said to mom my internet friend was gay. Now she doesn't like her anymore tfw.
User avatar #8429 to #8428 - cloymax (07/28/2014) [-]
agreed.

well shit, I guess she's a bit traditional so to speak?
#8430 to #8429 - vincento (07/28/2014) [-]
yes and a bit religious

plus she was a layer during those times when sleeping with same sex person could send you to jail

she's just afraid i'll turn into a homosex too, because i talk to her regularly. So you're in high risk zone too cloy
#8431 to #8430 - cloymax (07/28/2014) [-]
oh, well shit.   
   
a lawyer? oh boy.   
   
ohnooo-wait wut?
oh, well shit.

a lawyer? oh boy.

ohnooo-wait wut?
#8432 to #8431 - vincento (07/28/2014) [-]
ikr!

Well u have a gay internet friend too right? Means you're just moments away from being converted
#8433 to #8432 - cloymax (07/28/2014) [-]
religious and lawyer sounds like a horrible combination tbh   
   
oh, I guess in the logic of your mother that does apply.   
though it would've been more likely in the past.
religious and lawyer sounds like a horrible combination tbh

oh, I guess in the logic of your mother that does apply.
though it would've been more likely in the past.
#8434 to #8433 - vincento (07/28/2014) [-]
Yea, well the best/worst part she's hella smart and convincing

Iz okay, we all have homo thoughts every once in a while
#8435 to #8434 - cloymax (07/28/2014) [-]
I guess she's gotta be as a lawyer. aren't lawyers a weird bunch anyway? I mean, they're forced to defend their client without even knowing themselves if he's guilty.

puberty amirite?
#8436 to #8435 - vincento (07/28/2014) [-]
Nah, she sued/defended whole companies rather than single person. So like, she never had to deal with murderers or child abusers or stuff like that

sexual frustration amirite 2?
#8437 to #8436 - cloymax (07/28/2014) [-]
ahh, I see. that seems less like a mess, at least.

yeeh.
User avatar #8422 - mranldestroyer (07/25/2014) [-]
why do you have brad pitt as your profile pic?
#8423 to #8422 - vincento (07/25/2014) [-]
that's actually anime Jesus    
the pointed out he looked like Johny Depp in the show
that's actually anime Jesus
the pointed out he looked like Johny Depp in the show
User avatar #8424 to #8423 - mranldestroyer (07/26/2014) [-]
i know is said the wrong generic celebrity
User avatar #8417 to #8416 - vincento (07/25/2014) [-]
.gif was better
User avatar #8419 to #8418 - vincento (07/25/2014) [-]
10/10 would vote for banner
User avatar #8420 to #8419 - joshlol (07/25/2014) [-]
it will soon be the anime board banner lol
User avatar #8421 to #8420 - vincento (07/25/2014) [-]
see, my vote is already working
no need to thank me hardworking citizen of fj
User avatar #8415 - mranldestroyer (07/25/2014) [-]
im so sorry ;________;
#8405 to #8404 - vincento (07/24/2014) [-]
Howdy
Howdy
User avatar #8406 to #8405 - therealfishyxander (07/24/2014) [-]
what's up gal?
User avatar #8407 to #8406 - vincento (07/24/2014) [-]
Nothing much
Playing earthbound
Talking with people
You?
User avatar #8408 to #8407 - therealfishyxander (07/24/2014) [-]
how is that?

just watching streams before bed, got final day of work before vacation tomorrow.
kinda want to stay home just so I have internet, but what can you do?
#8409 to #8408 - vincento (07/24/2014) [-]
Where are you going on vacation? Who are you going with?
User avatar #8410 to #8409 - therealfishyxander (07/24/2014) [-]
Germany then Denmark, got a concert with Volbeat and 20k people the 2nd of august.
with my family..
User avatar #8411 to #8410 - vincento (07/24/2014) [-]
I just realised I don't know any fjunkers from germany

Are you finally going to go on a warm beach?
User avatar #8412 to #8411 - therealfishyxander (07/24/2014) [-]
well Cloy knows german.
Lunas shadow is german.
See kay is german.

if you're there it will always be hot at the beach :^)
User avatar #8413 to #8412 - vincento (07/24/2014) [-]
but not the saaame
meeh
didn't he quit fj? haven't seen him in forever

oh bby you're too smooth ; )
User avatar #8414 to #8413 - therealfishyxander (07/24/2014) [-]
eheheh, I know.

nah I've seen both around multiple times.

thanks sweetstuff, you make it easy for me tho
User avatar #8400 - Hawke (07/21/2014) [-]
now we're best pals :^)
User avatar #8401 to #8400 - vincento (07/21/2014) [-]
we're like romeo and bromeo
but without the gay sex part
#8403 to #8402 - vincento (07/21/2014) [-]
y u gotta make everything so homo bruh
#8373 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
looks its me and u bullying gay hinata
looks its me and u bullying gay hinata
User avatar #8377 to #8373 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
we were probably the coolest kids at school 4sure!
User avatar #8378 to #8377 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
um we still are wtf
User avatar #8380 to #8378 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
wait u still at school lmao school is 4 tools
User avatar #8386 to #8380 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
hey im saying were both still at school so u called yourself a tool haha nice!!
User avatar #8391 to #8386 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
i'm not tho i'm in uni
i'm 20 : ^)
User avatar #8392 to #8391 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
no dont lie you helped me bully gay mikli
User avatar #8398 to #8392 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
i'm sorry i didn't tell you i thought you'd call me stupid : (
User avatar #8399 to #8398 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
no its ok i love u still <333
User avatar #8396 to #8392 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
ok i stayed in 6th grade for four times
User avatar #8397 to #8396 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
i knew it
#8393 to #8392 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
haha
User avatar #8395 to #8394 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #8374 to #8373 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
gay hinata is mikli i decided
User avatar #8375 to #8374 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
wtf
#8379 to #8375 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
mikli pls be the hinata ilu even more then loves <3
User avatar #8381 to #8379 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
which one is hinata
#8382 to #8381 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
the one my mascot is gay for
also he is da pimp of the series
literally swimming in his classmates' panties they gave him
User avatar #8383 to #8382 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
ok I'm him
User avatar #8384 to #8383 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
now get the reaction folder of him tho
User avatar #8385 to #8384 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
ugh
maybe a day where my head isnt pounding
User avatar #8387 to #8385 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
hangover much?
User avatar #8388 to #8387 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
maybe
dont ask dashie
i didnt talk to her while drunk i swear
User avatar #8389 to #8388 - vincento (07/20/2014) [-]
wtf y u talk with dashie and not me
did u send drunk nudes
also no love </3
User avatar #8390 to #8389 - mikli ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
no drunk nudes only text
and i dont have you on steam ok
User avatar #8376 to #8375 - reallynotdashie (07/20/2014) [-]
i love u but
User avatar #8366 - mranldestroyer (07/18/2014) [-]
why did you log off?
User avatar #8371 to #8370 - nippuhl (07/18/2014) [-]
why you gotta do that ;_;
#8365 to #8364 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
yay it's transparent
#8335 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
helloooooooo.
#8356 to #8335 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I hate playing against friends too
That's why i always hated monopoly
#8357 to #8356 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
that feel.   
   
competition sux.
that feel.

competition sux.
User avatar #8358 to #8357 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
yes especially when you lose most of the times like me B(
#8359 to #8358 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
sucks to suck
#8360 to #8359 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
That's why i'll stick to single player or yay teamwork games
#8361 to #8360 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
yay teamwork games are great, though I occasionally get tired of having to depend on others for my vidya pleasure
so I usually tryhard real bad so that I can carry my teams
#8362 to #8361 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
I see you're the guy who spends hours exploring a random cave just to make sure he didn't miss anything

141% game completion
#8363 to #8362 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say that... I'm prone to missing stuff without help.   
   
anyway, I'm off. seeyaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I wouldn't say that... I'm prone to missing stuff without help.

anyway, I'm off. seeyaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
#8336 to #8335 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
'ello!
Check this out there's lube on my profile
#8337 to #8336 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
eeeeeeh?

what's up?
#8338 to #8337 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Got my laptop back so I can finally do stuff

You?
#8339 to #8338 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
sweet, since when didn't you have it though?

I'm just working and or procrastinating as per usual, waiting for the day to end since weekend n' all.
plus update of one of my current game addictions.
#8340 to #8339 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
For like a month or so. I didn't plan to get it so early too because broke. So my parents just paid for repairing.
Now I feel guilty using it cuz muh responsibilities

Are you gon party wild on weekends?
Is your company bankrupt yet
#8341 to #8340 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
oh, I see. well, you can pay them back once you're not broke, right?   
   
nah, if you couldn't tell yet I'm not much of a party person.   
getting there but it'll still be a while.
oh, I see. well, you can pay them back once you're not broke, right?

nah, if you couldn't tell yet I'm not much of a party person.
getting there but it'll still be a while.
#8342 to #8341 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
They won't accept money back tfw. first world struggle is too real within me

What's your current game addiction then
#8343 to #8342 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
goddamn, how selfless.

it's a third-person shooter called warframe, tagline "space ninjas play free"
#8344 to #8343 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Ya I guess

Sounds like totally not my thing ayyy
#8345 to #8344 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
now to wait until they bring it up because they end up needing money themselves.

understandable, it's pretty fun though.
#8346 to #8345 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
They already did tho

You should play fun colourful RPG games instead. Or point and click logic games. Yeah super fun for whole family : ^)
#8347 to #8346 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
wait, what? so they won't take it but still mention it?

well, I do play RPGs a lot aswell.
not too big of a fan of point and click games though.

I started playing that basketball-based JRPG parody I mentioned sometime before, it's ridiculously good for an RPGmaker thing.
#8348 to #8347 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeah it's kinda complicated not really but oh well

Nuh-uh all RPG maker games are kool u just played only one. Play earthbound with me, i wanna try it out right now
#8349 to #8348 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
eeeeeeeeh okay then.

but Earthbound is so unrelated.
and I'll pass, I've started way too many games already.
#8350 to #8349 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Why would you start multiple games.   
That's like starting multiple books   
Or TV series    
Or anime
Why would you start multiple games.
That's like starting multiple books
Or TV series
Or anime
#8351 to #8350 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
dreadfully short attention span.

at this point I've started a number of singleplayer games in addittion to all the multiplayer ones.
#8352 to #8351 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that makes sense

Do u even get time for anything else
#8353 to #8352 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
recently fishy is taking up most of my time with league, so not much.
recently fishy is taking up most of my time with league, so not much.
#8354 to #8353 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Do you beat him horribly at it and show no mercy?

No let me guess u both suk at it
#8355 to #8354 - cloymax (07/18/2014) [-]
we play on the same team, not against one another. well, we did one time and he beat me at that one.
we play on the same team, not against one another. well, we did one time and he beat me at that one.
#8333 - captainlevi ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Have you spoken to mranldestroyer lately.
Is she okay?
#8334 to #8333 - vincento (07/18/2014) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #8326 - mrspensy (07/17/2014) [-]
Why?
#8327 to #8326 - vincento (07/17/2014) [-]
mrspensy only allows friends to view his profile
User avatar #8328 to #8327 - mrspensy (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh...
Why the friend request?
#8329 to #8328 - vincento (07/17/2014) [-]
because mrspensy only allows friends to view his profile
User avatar #8330 to #8329 - mrspensy (07/17/2014) [-]
So, you just wanna view my profile..

K.
Good luck.
#8331 to #8330 - vincento (07/17/2014) [-]
But babe ilu
Remember when you used to be on my friend's list?
Good times
User avatar #8332 to #8331 - mrspensy (07/18/2014) [-]
I honestly don't.
Not because you're not important or nothing.

I just have a shit memory. I really do.
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#8321 - abstractpink (07/16/2014) [-]
u hav been visit'd by abstractpink
pls repost so evry1 can b pink
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User avatar #8322 to #8321 - vincento (07/16/2014) [-]
but can't repost in pink so not the same : (
User avatar #8315 to #8314 - vincento (07/15/2014) [-]
yo
y not skype?
User avatar #8316 to #8315 - mranldestroyer (07/15/2014) [-]
it says you are offline
User avatar #8317 to #8316 - vincento (07/15/2014) [-]
oh yeah your right
1 minute
User avatar #8318 to #8317 - mranldestroyer (07/15/2014) [-]
its been 3 minutes
User avatar #8307 - kokanum (07/14/2014) [-]
hey how have you been?
User avatar #8309 to #8308 - kokanum (07/14/2014) [-]
alright
Just coming by to say sorry to you for being really douchy to you
User avatar #8310 to #8309 - vincento (07/14/2014) [-]
wat
what are you talking about when?
User avatar #8311 to #8310 - kokanum (07/14/2014) [-]
I dunno', just if I did really
#8312 to #8311 - vincento (07/14/2014) [-]
ummm, then I'm sorry too mate if I was ever rude I didn't mean it
User avatar #8313 to #8312 - kokanum (07/14/2014) [-]
No, you haven't at all. I just wanted to be sure is all
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