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User avatar #1431 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
#1462 to #1431 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
yay!
now I can go bed
have fun <3
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
you going too bed for real?
#1464 to #1463 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
well it is kinda 3 am
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
sleep well <3
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
will do <3
#1432 to #1431 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
welcome back
User avatar #1433 to #1432 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
tfw school
#1434 to #1433 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
tfw laughing at you
tfw gay rommie gonna cook stuff for me even tho he doesn't have too
User avatar #1436 to #1434 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
what if he is really thim.em :~)
User avatar #1438 to #1436 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
lel my rommie posts ponies :~)
User avatar #1443 to #1438 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
well he is gay :~)
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
damn I shoul've seen it sooner
User avatar #1452 to #1444 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
well now you can get gay sex if you fly over her :~)
#1454 to #1452 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
hell yeah and I already know a whole word
tussen
it means swab right?
User avatar #1456 to #1454 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #1458 to #1456 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
wow I can do so much with that
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #1461 to #1459 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
survive in wild Sweden knowing only word tussen
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
tfw school gives you a free laptop
awww so cute :3
User avatar #1437 to #1435 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
SWELLING WITH PRIDE AGAIN I SEE???
User avatar #1439 to #1437 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
dirty american have too share computers
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
i'll sue u for harassment
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
well you can ban me for harassment
#1442 to #1441 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
not high enough level
User avatar #1445 to #1442 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
what can you do?
#1446 to #1445 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
I can just do nothing and look pretty
flag picture
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
how much is the time there you live?
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
it's totally not my bed time 2:46 am
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
i can read a bedtime story too you :~)
#1450 to #1449 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
Can I also get a goodnight kiss?
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
yes
#1453 to #1451 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
okay I'm ready for my bedtime story
User avatar #1455 to #1453 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now.">Shrek leaves through my window>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
#1457 to #1455 - vincento ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
beautiful :"")
now my kiss!
User avatar #1460 to #1457 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
**mranldestroyer kisses vincento goodnight**
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