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    User avatar#1431 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    #1462 to #1431 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    yay!   
now I can go bed    
have fun <3
    yay!
    now I can go bed
    have fun <3
    User avatar#1463 to #1462 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    you going too bed for real?
    #1464 to #1463 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    well it is kinda 3 am
    well it is kinda 3 am
    User avatar#1465 to #1464 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    sleep well <3
    User avatar#1466 to #1465 - vincento [OP]
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    will do <3
    #1432 to #1431 - vincento [OP]
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    welcome back
    welcome back
    User avatar#1433 to #1432 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    tfw school
    #1434 to #1433 - vincento [OP]
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    tfw laughing at you   
tfw gay rommie gonna cook stuff for me even tho he doesn't have too
    tfw laughing at you
    tfw gay rommie gonna cook stuff for me even tho he doesn't have too
    User avatar#1436 to #1434 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    what if he is really thim.em :~)
    User avatar#1438 to #1436 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    lel my rommie posts ponies :~)
    User avatar#1443 to #1438 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    well he is gay :~)
    User avatar#1444 to #1443 - vincento [OP]
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    damn I shoul've seen it sooner
    User avatar#1452 to #1444 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    well now you can get gay sex if you fly over her :~)
    #1454 to #1452 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    hell yeah and I already know a whole word   
tussen   
it means swab right?
    hell yeah and I already know a whole word
    tussen
    it means swab right?
    User avatar#1456 to #1454 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    yes
    User avatar#1458 to #1456 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    wow I can do so much with that
    User avatar#1459 to #1458 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
    Reply
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    what?
    User avatar#1461 to #1459 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    survive in wild Sweden knowing only word tussen
    User avatar#1435 to #1434 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    tfw school gives you a free laptop
    awww so cute :3
    User avatar#1437 to #1435 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    SWELLING WITH PRIDE AGAIN I SEE???
    User avatar#1439 to #1437 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    dirty american have too share computers
    User avatar#1440 to #1439 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    i'll sue u for harassment
    User avatar#1441 to #1440 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    well you can ban me for harassment
    #1442 to #1441 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    not high enough level
    not high enough level
    User avatar#1445 to #1442 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    what can you do?
    #1446 to #1445 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    I can just do nothing and look pretty    
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    I can just do nothing and look pretty
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    User avatar#1447 to #1446 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    how much is the time there you live?
    User avatar#1448 to #1447 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    it's totally not my bed time 2:46 am
    User avatar#1449 to #1448 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    i can read a bedtime story too you :~)
    #1450 to #1449 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    Can I also get a goodnight kiss?
    Can I also get a goodnight kiss?
    User avatar#1451 to #1450 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    yes
    #1453 to #1451 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    okay I'm ready for my bedtime story
    okay I'm ready for my bedtime story
    User avatar#1455 to #1453 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    >I was only 9 years old
    >I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
    >I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
    >"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
    >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
    >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
    >I called him a cunt
    >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
    >I'm crying now, and my face hurts
    >I lay in bed and it's really cold
    >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
    >It's Shrek
    >I am so happy
    He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
    >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
    >I'm ready
    >I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
    >He penetrates my butt-hole
    >It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
    >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
    >I push against his force
    >I want to please Shrek
    >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
    >My dad walks in>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now.">Shrek leaves through my window>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
    #1457 to #1455 - vincento [OP]
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    (11/28/2013)[-]
    beautiful :&quot;&quot;)   
now my kiss!
    beautiful :"")
    now my kiss!
    User avatar#1460 to #1457 - mranldestroyer#219 on contentRank#219
    (11/28/2013)[-]
    **mranldestroyer kisses vincento goodnight**
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