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mranldestroyer
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vincento
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yay!
now I can go bed
have fun <3
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mranldestroyer
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you going too bed for real?
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vincento
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(11/28/2013)
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well it is kinda 3 am
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mranldestroyer
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sleep well <3
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vincento
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(11/28/2013)
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will do <3
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vincento
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(11/28/2013)
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welcome back
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mranldestroyer
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tfw school
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vincento
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tfw laughing at you
tfw gay rommie gonna cook stuff for me even tho he doesn't have too
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mranldestroyer
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what if he is really thim.em :~)
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vincento
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lel my rommie posts ponies :~)
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mranldestroyer
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well he is gay :~)
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vincento
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damn I shoul've seen it sooner
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mranldestroyer
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well now you can get gay sex if you fly over her :~)
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vincento
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(11/28/2013)
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hell yeah and I already know a whole word
tussen
it means swab right?
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mranldestroyer
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yes
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vincento
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wow I can do so much with that
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mranldestroyer
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what?
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vincento
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survive in wild Sweden knowing only word tussen
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tfw school gives you a free laptop
awww so cute :3
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vincento
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SWELLING WITH PRIDE AGAIN I SEE???
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dirty american have too share computers
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vincento
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i'll sue u for harassment
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mranldestroyer
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well you can ban me for harassment
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vincento
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not high enough level
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mranldestroyer
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what can you do?
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vincento
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I can just do nothing and look pretty
flag picture
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how much is the time there you live?
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vincento
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(11/28/2013)
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it's totally not my bed time
2:46 am
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i can read a bedtime story too you :~)
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vincento
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Can I also get a goodnight kiss?
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yes
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vincento
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okay I'm ready for my bedtime story
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mranldestroyer
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now.">Shrek leaves through my window>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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beautiful :"")
now my kiss!
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**mranldestroyer kisses vincento goodnight**
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