tfw school gives you a free laptop awww so cute - #106828293 added by mranldestroyer at vincento's profile

#1431 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

#1462 to #1431 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

yay!
now I can go bed
have fun <3

#1463 to #1462 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

you going too bed for real?

#1464 to #1463 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

well it is kinda 3 am

#1465 to #1464 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

sleep well <3

#1466 to #1465 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

will do <3

#1432 to #1431 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

welcome back

#1433 to #1432 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

tfw school

#1434 to #1433 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

tfw laughing at you
tfw gay rommie gonna cook stuff for me even tho he doesn't have too

#1436 to #1434 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

what if he is really thim.em :~)

#1438 to #1436 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

lel my rommie posts ponies :~)

#1443 to #1438 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

well he is gay :~)

#1444 to #1443 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

damn I shoul've seen it sooner

#1452 to #1444 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

well now you can get gay sex if you fly over her :~)

#1454 to #1452 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

hell yeah and I already know a whole word
tussen
it means swab right?

#1456 to #1454 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

yes

#1458 to #1456 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

wow I can do so much with that

#1459 to #1458 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

what?

#1461 to #1459 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

survive in wild Sweden knowing only word tussen

#1435 to #1434 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

tfw school gives you a free laptop
awww so cute :3

#1437 to #1435 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

SWELLING WITH PRIDE AGAIN I SEE???

#1439 to #1437 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

dirty american have too share computers

#1440 to #1439 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

i'll sue u for harassment

#1441 to #1440 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

well you can ban me for harassment

#1442 to #1441 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

not high enough level

#1445 to #1442 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

what can you do?

#1446 to #1445 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

I can just do nothing and look pretty
flag picture

#1447 to #1446 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

how much is the time there you live?

#1448 to #1447 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

it's totally not my bed time ~~2:46 am~~

#1449 to #1448 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

i can read a bedtime story too you :~)

#1450 to #1449 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

Can I also get a goodnight kiss?

#1451 to #1450 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

yes

#1453 to #1451 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

okay I'm ready for my bedtime story

#1455 to #1453 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now.">Shrek leaves through my window>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

#1457 to #1455 - vincento

(11/28/2013) [-]

beautiful :"")
now my kiss!

#1460 to #1457 - mranldestroyer

(11/28/2013) [-]

**mranldestroyer kisses vincento goodnight**