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User avatar #115 to #7 - bradyfoursixthree (05/12/2013) [-]
Cutie4lyfe
User avatar #8 to #7 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
you see, i beg to differ, you may not look how i expected but you still look cute :3
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User avatar #65 to #46 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
(reply limit) not as good, but still humorous.
yeah, i hate my school, it's all split between the girls saying i want sex, the guys saying "i want da' pussy, tit's are great, blah blah blah" and i'm just like i'd like a happy relationship with someone who likes me just the same and a cock inside me ;)
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User avatar #67 to #66 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
yeah, i think it's now becoming common amongst our generation, but i just wish if they are going to act like that then cant they at least dial it down a bit.
Ooo, slushie, you do know how to make a ginger blush and i wouldn't complain if you were that person
User avatar #83 to #67 - slushie (05/07/2013) [-]
This is becoming a common occurrence. . . damn it slushieman. your name will be the end of me.
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User avatar #87 to #85 - slushie (05/08/2013) [-]
It's ok. Just keep it down, i'm trying to sleep
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User avatar #84 to #83 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
Oops. Sorry, i didnt mean to drag you into our gay coversation
User avatar #88 to #84 - slushie (05/08/2013) [-]
I didn't realize. . . it's ok. i forgive you lol
User avatar #89 to #88 - victreebro (05/08/2013) [-]
Hehe, thank you. i'll try not to shorten down slushieman's name again
User avatar #90 to #89 - slushie (05/08/2013) [-]
its ok. it may seem like im complaining but i enjoy the company
User avatar #91 to #90 - victreebro (05/08/2013) [-]
Its fine but considering the content of what we have been and will be talking abiut, i doubt you'd want to be dragged into our covo's
User avatar #94 to #91 - slushie (05/09/2013) [-]
doesn't matter too much to me. i do enjoy surprises.
User avatar #95 to #94 - victreebro (05/09/2013) [-]
Well ok then, i'll try to include you in one of our convos every so often
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User avatar #69 to #68 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
I know I hate all of our generation with the exception of you and ninjask
Yeah, I dont like it though, i'm thinking of dyeing it before i start 6th form
Well i mean obviously you wouldn't, you'd be having your dick sucked :P
are you tired yet, those energy drinks keeping you up?
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User avatar #71 to #70 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
Of course you are an exception, why wouldn't you be :)
yeah i think i am, but im going to do it round a friends house so my mu cant stop me
i didn't even consider that when i types it, i more meant it as in what i had previously said which was "and a dick inside me" which meant in general
i'm awake, but i think i may have to go soon, either my sis is going to come down to get a bottle of milk for the baby, or my mum/bro will come down for a glass of water
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User avatar #73 to #72 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
how silly of you :D
either light brown or a dark blond, 1. so they will match my eyebrows more, and 2. becuase i don't want to go to brown because my bro did that and his hair went purple
I did, stop making me blush
not yet, i said imay have to go, implying that the position for 1st, may belong to you, or may not, if i don't go
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User avatar #75 to #74 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
yeah, but at the time my bro had similar coloured hair to mine now, and it went a horrible kind of purple, and everyone says not to go black becuase i wouldn't suit it.
No, you're beautiful you still know how to make one blush
Yes that is that case here, if i go, you'll win and i'll have to suck your dick, if i do go, you'll probably tell you've won when i don't reply for about 6 hours.
Btw, are you by any chance a furry?
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User avatar #77 to #76 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
Stop making me blush, i dont want my face to turn the same colour as my hair XD
no, you're beautiful
yeah, it may be a bit sooner than you think
AH, it's just that i saw your pic, and couldn't work out what it was and then wwhen i wwent to your profile i could see it properly
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User avatar #79 to #78 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
Well ,i oppose your point with the fact that it is YOU who is beautiful and funny (i still keep laughing at the revenge of the filth) and you are more awesomerer than i am.
don't count your chickens just yet
no, but it's never turned me off when i've seen it (with the exception of the horse one, they are the only ones where i've not liked it)
i think i somehow managed to download and start playing a shota game (i'm really not sure how i managed this)
User avatar #80 to #79 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
No you're more awesome and funny!
I don't have any chickens :I
I wouldn't say I'm that much of a furry I just fap to whattever I can find c:
User avatar #81 to #80 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
God damn it no, you are way more awesome and fonny
you know wwhat i meant :P
oh, i'm not a furry, but i've had a fap to it sometimes.
and i'm going to wait until your last reply, but well done, i hope you enjoy the bj you are going to recieve, whether irl, or roleplay, or even a pic as we haven't decided yet, but imy eyes are about to drop off and im going to bed after you reply.
User avatar #86 to #81 - ninjask (05/07/2013) [-]
You guys are gay.
User avatar #82 to #81 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Well good night, hun c: Nice meeting you today and hope we'll speak again tomorrow :D
User avatar #47 to #46 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
Oooh, well the only time i really get to myself is on a saturday, when my sis, her bf and bro are at work and my mum goes up to visit my nan and granddad for about 2 hours
User avatar #48 to #47 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Mhmm.. where did you say you were from again? and Just to be clear are we actually going t meet up somewhere?
User avatar #49 to #48 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
im from hertfordshire. i don't even know, i think it started as a joke and we've both taken it a bit more seriously, but still you know
User avatar #50 to #49 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, how far would you say that is from London? I'm about 3 or 2 hours away
and yeah, but you never know, just incase we ever do want to meet up we know what to do :3
User avatar #51 to #50 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
well it takes about 1 hour to get to regents park form my house. and i like the way you think. however, if we ever did do something, i think i'd rather wait until we both get a year older, what month is your birthday?
User avatar #52 to #51 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, mines further away me thinks. November, yours?
User avatar #53 to #52 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
just slightly. August, i actually should have been born in july but i was 12 days late :D
User avatar #54 to #53 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing XD
But anyhow I'm legal for every sex related activity next year, yayay!
User avatar #55 to #54 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
well my mum was kinda pissed at me about it even though i was a baby, but i find it hilarious :)
I'm legal for every sex related activity in just under 3 months *woop woop*
User avatar #56 to #55 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
How can your mum be pissed at you for being 12 days late XD
and you lucky son of a bitch, I really hope they would've passed the bill for legal age to be changed to 14
:I
User avatar #57 to #56 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
she's an idiot that's why.
i doesn't feel so lucky at school though becuase i'm one of the youngest people keep ridiculing me (as a joke) or keep bragging when it approaches their 16th and are saying thing like "oh, i cant wait for MY birthday, i can have legal sex." and i'm like no one would touch you with a bargepole, now close your legs you filthy whore. when did they make a bill for that?
User avatar #58 to #57 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
She sounds it (not to be rude)
I don't want sex just for the sake of it but sometimes it would seem nice
I would usually want a relationship or something with the person c:
It was a couple of months ago I think, but it didn't pass, obviously
User avatar #59 to #58 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
don't worry about it, she is.
yeah, i know what you mean, it would seem quite nice sometimes, it's just when people keep going on about the fact they can now have sex, legally and it's like shut up.
maybe it didn't pass because there are a lot of people who would be in yr 9 or yr 10 and are having sex, which seems a bit like they're too young, i mean lots of people would already are having sex under the legal age, so maybe they decided well **** it, they're already doing it,there's no need for us to make it legal, if they're going to do it regardless or not if it s legal
User avatar #60 to #59 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes in year 10 in my school they have a contest between who can lose their virginity the fastest.
Yeah, but thats seriously the wrong away about going about that XD
User avatar #61 to #60 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
omg it is exactly like that, i never saw it before. i mean there's a girl in my year down my road, who has had sex in their shoe cupboard at a party round hers, and she's apparently had 3 abortions already, and this was in the begining of year 10. someone should fund money into it and develop a tv show called 'slag wars'
yeah i dunno, i'm just trying to think of why they passed on that bill.
on a different but somewhat related note, i kinda told my friend i was bi by accident when she was talking about our friend and said that the friend has sex with her bf, but they only do anal. and i said so would I, without thinking and the friend was like wait what
User avatar #62 to #61 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
"Revenge of the filth"
Its just stupid really, the younger generation has ruined everything
smooth move, dumbass XD
User avatar #63 to #62 - victreebro (05/07/2013) [-]
oh my god, i cant stop laughing
i know, if it wasn't for them being such slags and 'players' then im sure that bill would have been passed and i would be a bit more fine with meeting up with you before we turn a year older.
it was a slip of the tongue, shut up. she was fine with it so alls good with that.
User avatar #64 to #63 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
What about " receiving from the Headi"
I know, they pretty much ruined for all the normal people
Hehe :3 well atleast shes fine with it c:
User avatar #9 to #8 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Exactly the same for your picture and thanks *I blushed a little*
User avatar #28 to #9 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
(reply limit) it happened to me this time. yeah, i sometimes have a good assumptions to what people might do, even if i can only see them through the internet. we're making the most of tonight and i have school too but i can withstand sleep for longer than you :P
User avatar #29 to #28 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I get that too sometimes c:
and we will make the most out of it and I have Lucozade to keep me awake so good luck trying to out stand me with my energy drink!
User avatar #30 to #29 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
well i dont have any energy drinks, but i'm sure i'll still be abe to out stand you. lets make a bet, winner get a certain prize from the loser ;)
User avatar #31 to #30 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Well what kind of certain prize are we talking about here? ;)
User avatar #32 to #31 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
oh i think we both know ;P
User avatar #33 to #32 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Well we both know its gonna be dirty but are we talking about pictures?
User avatar #34 to #33 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
very dirty but that wasn't what was in my mind, unless that's what you'd prefer
User avatar #35 to #34 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Very dirty hmmm? Well what did you have in mind then? ;D
User avatar #36 to #35 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
that the loser would have to :O the winners 8==D~
User avatar #37 to #36 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
In irl or roleplay!?
User avatar #38 to #37 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
well i was thinking more irl, but roleplay?
User avatar #39 to #38 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Well I don't see how we'd do it irl
User avatar #40 to #39 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
meet up?
User avatar #41 to #40 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Well yeah, I guessed that. Its just, I've never met up with someone from the internet and where would we even meet?
User avatar #42 to #41 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
same, somewhere in london or closer to you, i dont even know :/
User avatar #43 to #42 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
If its closer to me then the chance are we would be headed back to mice and my place is terrible, I live in a flat and its just generally terrible here :c so either we could go back to yours or we could go somewhere else you can think of
User avatar #44 to #43 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
oh god we would never be able to go back to mine, there's always someone at home, and share a room with my brother so he'd be like who the **** is this. i can't think of anywhere unless it literally happens in a bathroom stall XD
User avatar #45 to #44 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Well the only time I ever have my house to myself on the weekends and I say I'm not going down to my dads. But I suppose my house isn't that bad, I have my room, its not too small and its a bunk bed.
User avatar #10 to #9 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
i blushed from your text too, even though it was a lie and nearly cried because i couldnt get something off my finger
User avatar #11 to #10 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
It wasn't a lie, I barely ever lie. I never lie on FJ anyway
and I genuinely laughed when you said the "nearly cried because I couldn't get something off my finger!
User avatar #12 to #11 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
but you lied about meeeeee!!!!!!! wwhy wwould you laugh :( i had the ring part of a keychain on it because it play with it when i need to scratch my eczema and it stops me. but it got stuck when i tried moving it and was using one hand because i was trying to type with the other
User avatar #13 to #12 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
No, I didn't and when did I laugh at you?
ahahaha
User avatar #14 to #13 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
but you diiiiiddddd! and you said "I genuinely laughed" so you did laugh. it hurt slush, it hurt
User avatar #15 to #14 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
I laughed at the bit where you couldnt get the thing off your finger D: I'm sowwi D: want a hug? *opens arms with grabby hands*
User avatar #16 to #15 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
i didnt laugh, yeah i do want a hug, i'd rather something else though ;3
User avatar #17 to #16 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
A cup of tea? sure. *Gets a cup of tea for you*
User avatar #18 to #17 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
uh, i detest tea
User avatar #19 to #18 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Not much f a fan of it myself. Ok, what about a new vibrator? that good enough?
User avatar #20 to #19 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
hm, i'd rather something similar but is real and attached to you
User avatar #21 to #20 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Well that can be arranged, not easily but it can ;3
User avatar #22 to #21 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
hehe, well i text you back, but i have to go now, sorry :(. i'll hopefuly be back around 12
User avatar #23 to #22 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Okay, bye hun don't be sorry XD
User avatar #24 to #23 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
Guess who's back
User avatar #25 to #24 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
Back again, Shady's back, tell a friend c: Welcome back, hun c:
User avatar #26 to #25 - victreebro (05/06/2013) [-]
oh god, i had a feeling you'd do that. it feels good to be back. i'd say i have until 4, or at least until my bro or mum come down
User avatar #27 to #26 - slushieman (05/06/2013) [-]
You know me too well (even though you just met me today)
All right, well lets make the most of it until you have to go, but I may leave sooner seeing as I have school too and I may get tired c:
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