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#167 - **vicktow rolls 286,271** 9 hours ago on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#114 - didn't miss when that guy took his ******* hand.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Fuck your white horse. 0
User avatar #122 - realreality (9 hours ago) [-]
He wasn't wearing his armour then was he ?
#229 - **vicktow rolls 433** 15 hours ago on fuck you 0
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#2 - Well **** .. I don't come to this site much obvio… 04/15/2014 on damn it tina 0
#18 - Is that what a fox says? 09/20/2013 on the classics 0
#47 - you have to beat that just to get to the main menu on Dark souls.  [+] (30 new replies) 09/19/2013 on lvl +7
#48 - melonllama (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm not very knowledgeable about Dark Souls, why does that guy just turn around and run away?
#116 - kinginthenorth (09/19/2013) [-]
Catacombs, the area he changed the name of to "2spooky", is a pretty dark place filled with skeletons that get up if you don't kill them with a Holy weapon (and they get up anyway if you don't kill the local necromancer). The weapon he has can't be reinforced with anything, so it won't keep the skeletons down, but it does the job of knocking them down easily.

He probably ran away to serve as a funny thing.
#108 - melonllama (09/19/2013) [-]
My thoughts on it would be that it is based on a new player to Dark Souls, and they just got to The Catacombs, whether at the beginning of the game, or when they're meant to get their. I would say that the player was a bit too scared to go any further, so they turned around to go somewhere else.
User avatar #126 - melonllama (09/19/2013) [-]
Shit, used their instead of there
User avatar #106 - koinx (09/19/2013) [-]
Because EVERYONE in this game made the horrible error of going in this place at the begginning of the game, while there is a graveyard just before this place with immortal skelletons that kept on farming players. I died like 15 times before understandong that I had to go somewhere else.

So that's your reaction when you know you might be going to hell not prepared at all.
User avatar #103 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
He sees that the place is a big, dark cave and swiftly chooses to continue no further.
User avatar #104 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
Is darkness that bad in that game? I've never actually played it, just seen my buddy play it
User avatar #119 - raamageddon (09/19/2013) [-]
I just recently bought the game and beat it. Looks like that's the entrance to the Catacombs.

If he was playing for the first time and went in with either a hint given by a couple NPCs or some prior knowledge, he might have been running because he lacked a Divine weapon. The Catacombs weren't difficult for me, but I was rocking a very powerful Divine weapon because I knew I'd need it. The Skeletons in the Catacombs will reassemble continuously unless the Necromancers controlling them are killed, or they are slain with a Divine weapon. There also might have been something he heard or saw that we can't see in the .gif, like the Wisps that would have been floating ahead of him.

Darkness in Dark Souls isn't necessarily bad, but it can be absurdly dark in some areas. The Tomb of the Giants is pitch fucking black, even if your brightness is at the highest setting. You [i]must[/i] have a light source unless you want to fall to your death or get raped by unseen enemies. Darkness in and of itself will never kill you, it's just that you're very likely to die if you can't see.
User avatar #107 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
Well, it means that you can't see enemies from far away (obviously), and if you haven't been in the area before that can be very intimidating (assuming you're really into it).

The Tomb of Giants is the worst though, if you don't have a source of light your field of view is shrunk down to like 30% of normal. Plus all the enemies there are either giant skeletons with massive greatswords or giant skeletons that come at you on all fours, so if you're just running through there's a big chance a giant skelly is going to jump attack your shit outta nowhere.
User avatar #111 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
Well god damn haha
User avatar #113 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
Basically if you can really get into the game, everything is scary.

Especially the giant mushrooms.
User avatar #115 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
I remember seeing my friend take on the giant Hydra and the giant Wolf with the Sword, those were pretty horrifying
User avatar #121 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh god first time I fought the wolf I was just thinking "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!" the whole time. Gotta say though, the creepiest boss in the game (even if he's easy as hell) would have to be Pinwheel.
User avatar #124 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
Just googled it, and blech, that thing DOES look creepy!
User avatar #133 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
Another crazy one that I just remembered is the Gaping Dragon.
#118 - kinginthenorth (09/19/2013) [-]
The wolf actually has a pretty sad backstory to it.
User avatar #128 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
I felt so bad killing him for his soul in order to make the weapons for the Knight's Honour achievement. So instead I waited till my second playthrough and just used cheat engine to get the third soul so I could start sparing his life sooner. No Regrets.
#129 - kinginthenorth (09/19/2013) [-]
I actually was invaded by a canadian Giant Dad in the Depths, who as i defeated him, progressively rewarded me with souls and weapons.
One of the things he dropped for me was Soul of Sif.

I felt proud for defeating him with the standard Cleric gear and a +2 mace.
He later even helped me with the gaping dragon.
User avatar #130 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]

Last time I played Dark Souls I just turned into the absolute worst person to invade. I just hid on the second floor of Undead Parish, in the room next to the ladder where there's only one doorway. Chameleon for barrel camo, stood right next to the door so that when the poor person came charging in I would just move over to block the exit then unleash Fire Tempest.

So many easy kills
User avatar #134 - kinginthenorth (09/19/2013) [-]
I did that in the Forest so many times, just Chameleon into a tree with some friends i summoned up and sent the invader messages saying "ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
Most invaders got the fun idea to chameleon along with us, so we ended up with a mini-forest of trees.
Then some Park Guard had the idea to cast fire tempest.
User avatar #136 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
I could almost hear him shitting his pants.
User avatar #137 - kinginthenorth (09/19/2013) [-]
The glory of chameleon is fun if you're creative with it.
Never found any good spots in Township, they usually end up being out of place.
User avatar #138 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
Yea, the forest is the only good place for it there. That was just the first time I had a chance to use it. Planning on trying it out in the Archives at some point, probably inside one of the two rooms right before you go outside towards Crystal Cave.

Anor Londo is another place where Chameleon gives you fucking amazing camo.
User avatar #135 - hydraetis (09/19/2013) [-]
Lol that's awesome. The first time I discovered the glory of chameleon was Oolacile, I got invaded and in a panic I ended up hiding on a balcony. Guy runs in, looks around thinking wtf, sees me (Oolacile chameleon is those black crystal things, I stuck out like a sore thumb but I was small enough that he didn't see me until he turned around), I lunge forward with my Iato +15 and bleed damage his shit down to 4% health in less than 3 seconds. It was amazing.
User avatar #120 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
I bet, I can imagine something like that probably would O.o
#122 - kinginthenorth (09/19/2013) [-]
Almost every bit of lore is sad in Dark Souls!

But then there are Sunbros, who will jolly co-op everyone and anyone and Praise the Sun while doing it.
User avatar #123 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
Haha I've only ever seen my friend get invaded by dudes that would kill him, he would only get good phantoms when they were the NPC ones
User avatar #125 - kinginthenorth (09/19/2013) [-]
Well, depending on wich area, the amount of signs vary.
In Darkroot (i'm assuming that's where he went), there's just many no rules PvP going on and there's barely any signs because not many sunbros wish to go through the hassle of defeating every invader they see to get you to the boss.
User avatar #127 - dyllygaf (09/19/2013) [-]
Ahhh, yeah I haven't seen too much, I just remember lots of anger and I laughed at him while I played Pokemon lol
#156 - Good thing she didn't go commando that day. 09/18/2013 on 日本のジョーク 0
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#55 - there is a black kid on there team though, Gorge's friend. 08/22/2013 on Cracker 0
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