Login or register


Last status update:
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:South Carolina
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 198 total,  237 ,  39
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 111 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Comments: Funny Junkie
Content Views:2
Total Comments Made:99
FJ Points:166
I mod Cryaotic's livestream. I do youtube and music. What more do you want?

latest user's comments

#66 - Oh what. She real? 10/19/2014 on Error: Witty Title Not Found 0
#39 - Seeing that KiKaida costume brought back some memories. 10/19/2014 on Halloween in Japan 2013 +1
#32 - And there's no such thing as the friend zone. The onl…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Error: Witty Title Not Found +17
User avatar
#35 - crunchyspoon (10/18/2014) [-]
Why don't girls see the inside?
Oh they do!
And they see
That you're still fat and gay
User avatar
#36 - jamiemsm (10/18/2014) [-]
actually i was friendzoned once

but then again im fat and im gay
User avatar
#34 - bendingtimeisgood (10/18/2014) [-]
Girls don't choose the nice guys. And you're a nice guy... but you're fat, and you're fucking gay.
#42 - Don't some paintball models look like that as well? … 10/18/2014 on too serious 0
#94 - I respect that kid's ninja level, but I disrespect them steali… 10/18/2014 on true +1
#17 - **vexedlp rolled image ** Nice Nice. So are you a virgin? 10/17/2014 on Toys +1
#22 - Where's your store? I don't care how far it is. I'm going to g…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on true +4
User avatar
#31 - butteredhamster (10/17/2014) [-]
Come to my store then, I need some nice kids! I work in a place right next to a High School. Either they are too polite or they are so damn rude like "I come in here every week, why do i have to keep showing my ID for cigs? You can't remember my fucking face?"... I legally have to ask for it every time you come in until you look like you are in your 30's, you Miley Cyrus turd. Mostly they try and steal stuff. I give props to one person who came in with the school rush and was able to eat two packets of poptarts without anyone noticing and shoving the wrappers behind some trail mix. That is Ninja level 100.
#94 - vexedlp (10/18/2014) [-]
I respect that kid's ninja level, but I disrespect them stealing like so. Stuff like that can affect your paycheck, my dude. And if you're working next to a high school, those damn kids better be thankful when you're there!

There's a gas station down the road from my school. Every Friday, I head up there after school because they sell some damn good fried chicken, pork chop, etc.
Anyways, my group of friends and I are always the most polite and do all we can to make their day just because they supply us with the stuff. If people can't enjoy the little things, they shouldn't have them.
#41 - Hey Ash What'cha Playin' is the series it's from. I believe th… 10/17/2014 on Forty keks 0
#113 - **vexedlp rolled image ** I drew this from burns.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on The art of burning +1
User avatar
#125 - theejoshster (10/15/2014) [-]
[ 99 Total ]

user's friends