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#244 - Shut up dude. I'm just saying, because MOST people in the com… 2 hours ago on A world without female drivers -1
#242 - Like at 0:43, a guy just phases through a car... 2 hours ago on A world without female drivers 0
#240 - This is fake though. Don't get me wrong, traffic like this doe…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on A world without female drivers 0
User avatar #243 - thewalruss (2 hours ago) [-]
WOW! THIS IS NOT REAL???? ARE YOU SURE????? ARE YOU REALLY SUREEEE???? D:
User avatar #244 - vexaton (2 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi_asUAIn_4 Shut up dude. I'm just saying, because MOST people in the comments look like they actually believe it is real.
User avatar #242 - vexaton (2 hours ago) [-]
Like at 0:43, a guy just phases through a car...
#132 - More of them? Well, I used to have slyus, but that's it. Slyus… 3 hours ago on Space Jam 0
#14 - I know how laugh tracks work m8. I like bazingo because I like… 3 hours ago on Modern Family Comp 2 0
#143 - Oh, wow. That looks sad. Let me watch it, and I'll tell you wh… 05/04/2015 on A different perspective on... +1
#259 - Thought you were being serious. I got thumbed down, so I thoug… 05/04/2015 on Transgendered -1
#114 - I actually have an account on here named Onta. 05/04/2015 on Space Jam 0
#254 - Ok... Umm... Sorry for having opinions?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Transgendered 0
#256 - straitedge (05/04/2015) [-]
Oi m8 learn to joke about stuff
User avatar #259 - vexaton (05/04/2015) [-]
Thought you were being serious. I got thumbed down, so I thought you were one of them.
#89 - OLED screen biatch! I can't see it... 05/04/2015 on Space Jam 0

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#865 - jettom (06/21/2014) [-]
stickied by vexaton
#903 - jettom (03/29/2015) [-]
Våken?
#902 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
#895 - jettom (12/31/2014) [-]
Skarru på torget iår ellee??
Skarru på torget iår ellee??
User avatar #896 to #895 - vexaton ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Nei jeg er på Toten jeg.
#897 to #896 - jettom (12/31/2014) [-]
Kaisvartehelveteertotendaforfaen
User avatar #898 to #897 - vexaton ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Sorry m8
#899 to #898 - jettom (12/31/2014) [-]
Jaja. Godt nyttår og alt det der! Sjåast i Mai-Juni!
Jaja. Godt nyttår og alt det der! Sjåast i Mai-Juni!
User avatar #900 to #899 - vexaton ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Godt nyttår. Får se om vi får tatt en fest eller no da ja
User avatar #901 to #900 - jettom (12/31/2014) [-]
Stikker opp til Ørsta etter nyttår såå kanke før uheldigvis men ja ja.
#893 - jeffthellamaking (09/12/2014) [-]
>Dat roll
>Dat roll
User avatar #894 to #893 - vexaton ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Wut
#891 - antiponiesuser (08/27/2014) [-]
let be friends!!!! again
User avatar #892 to #891 - vexaton ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
What? Why? Sorry for being inactive, and for forgetting people...
#872 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
Sword Art Online season 2 er alt Sword Art Online season 1 ikke var.   
   
faen.
Sword Art Online season 2 er alt Sword Art Online season 1 ikke var.

faen.
User avatar #880 to #872 - vexaton ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Venter med å se den til den er ferdig. Eller til jeg får typen til å se på sesong 1 del to, hvilket jeg egentlig ikke har lyst til
User avatar #881 to #880 - jettom (08/13/2014) [-]
Typen?
Eh. Foretrekker Aincrad over Sword Art selv men smak & behag I suppose.
User avatar #882 to #881 - vexaton ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Ja, Erlend? Jeg mislikte Aincrad fordi det ble til et skikkelig love-drama. Og hele den "Hun er ikke egentlig søstra hans, så det går bra at hun liker ham" greia var bare forced.
#883 to #882 - jettom (08/13/2014) [-]
Right, right. Litt småfull.
Sword Art Online er love drama. Foretrekker det over hva faen season 1 var.
User avatar #884 to #883 - vexaton ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Nå gir du ikke mening. Sword Art var sesong 1...
User avatar #885 to #884 - jettom (08/13/2014) [-]
Mente Sword Art.
User avatar #886 to #885 - vexaton ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I hvilken sammenheng?
User avatar #887 to #886 - jettom (08/13/2014) [-]
Mente plottet rundt Aincrad var bedre enn plottet rundt Sword Art Online.
User avatar #888 to #887 - vexaton ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Ah, ok. Ja kanskje det var mer plot å gå etter, men jeg likte feelinga til SAO bedre. Hver sin smak, som du sa. Kommer jeg til å like sesong 2 tror du?
User avatar #889 to #888 - jettom (08/13/2014) [-]
Lite love drama, men lite skjer sånn overall. Kirito er trap though.
User avatar #890 to #889 - vexaton ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Det er jeg into :p
#873 to #872 - jettom (08/10/2014) [-]
The saviour
#875 to #874 - jettom (08/10/2014) [-]
Sword Art
#877 to #876 - jettom (08/10/2014) [-]
Shinon-sama~
#878 to #877 - jettom (08/10/2014) [-]
I'd pay her to step on me.
No homo.
User avatar #871 to #870 - vexaton ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Lel
User avatar #869 to #868 - vexaton ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Kuroni har jeg lest før. Den er bare merkelig. Men ja, jeg ser du liker merkelige greier.
#863 - jettom (06/08/2014) [-]
Du ringte meg inatt, men da jeg ringte deg opp igjen var det en stemme som sa de ikke visste hvem jeg ringte å ba meg skrive inn nummeret så jeg sa "2lazy4dis"
Hvorfor ringte du?
User avatar #864 to #863 - vexaton ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Husker ikke helt, tror det var at vi lette etter fest. Telefonen min er blitt stjålet, så jeg har sperra dritten. Den meldinga der kom før jeg sperra den da, hvilket er litt merkelig.
#851 - vexaton ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
thirdjess If you were wondering. Also, I don't think that discussion is worth having in a comment section, since we're already getting hate from the community. I know the one about how good guys are taken. As I've said before, I'm bisexual, and I struggle finding good people that are available.
#852 to #851 - thirdjess (05/21/2014) [-]
Don't pull ridiculously angled selfie poses like that, makes you look like an idiot. Taking a straight on photo with a nice smile shows confidence. For example this one of me, hashtag no makeup mustache.
#853 to #852 - vexaton ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I was sitting in a freezer, so it wasn't easy taking that picture. It was for ***** and giggles mostly. You mean like this?
User avatar #854 to #853 - thirdjess (05/21/2014) [-]
Much better! Awe see now look at that pretty face. Hahaha, why were you sitting in a freezer?
User avatar #855 to #854 - vexaton ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I work in a bowling alley, where we have our french fries in a freezer. It was really hot, and I had to cool off. Went head first in there, then sat down and looked at snapchats...

And thanks! You're really pretty yourself. Mustache and all haha
User avatar #856 to #855 - thirdjess (05/21/2014) [-]
Yea I remember doing that when I worked in a fish and chip shop. "Jess, what're you doing in the freezer?" "Uh.. organising the lettuce?" The mustache I painted on my face becuse it was the birthday of a musician I rather like who's a little bit famous in the community for having a mustache and saying very little, so I drew him a picture, painted a mustache on my face and sent him both, ahaha
User avatar #857 to #856 - vexaton ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Haha, awesome. And I would never have guessed that there was so much to the mustache. Do you use skype? I'm in school at the moment, and we have a quota time on sites like these. Mine ends in 5 minutes. It blocks me off completely. If you wanna continue chatting, add erik.noztik ;)
User avatar #858 to #857 - thirdjess (05/21/2014) [-]
I do but I use it for work (graphic designer), it'd be like me adding you on LinkedIn. Do you have twitter (I succumed about a year ago)?
User avatar #859 to #858 - vexaton ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Same as my FJ name ;) I don't use it much though
User avatar #860 to #859 - thirdjess (05/21/2014) [-]
As you may have guessed by my comments, I tend to just let my mouth hang open on a public forum. My 'irl' friends started commenting to me about how weird and inconsequential my status updates were, so I moved to twitter, ahaha
#848 - jettom (05/18/2014) [-]
Du vet jeg kommer til å hamstre inn noe jævlig på hva jeg gjorde den 16, sant?
User avatar #850 to #848 - vexaton ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
Ja jeg er jævlig takknemlig altså. Regna med du kom til å gjøre det :p
User avatar #849 to #848 - vexaton ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Hæ?
User avatar #862 to #849 - jettom (05/23/2014) [-]
store.steampowered.com/app/245620/ kjøp Steam Special Ed. For meg pls.
User avatar #846 - jettom (05/15/2014) [-]
Skal vi på messa iår, som ifjor?
Send SMS med svar, er nok på jobb.
User avatar #847 to #846 - jettom (05/15/2014) [-]
nevermind.. de har flytta det til 21-25. ******** .
User avatar #840 - jettom (05/09/2014) [-]
Han under deg er en Gud.
User avatar #841 to #840 - vexaton ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Driter jeg i, han er en jævla audiofil.
User avatar #842 to #841 - jettom (05/09/2014) [-]
Koselig kar da, nonetheless. Han er bare vanskelig i starten.
User avatar #843 to #842 - vexaton ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Var drita full når jeg skrev det x)
User avatar #845 to #844 - vexaton ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Ja det er et bra kort
User avatar #833 to #808 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Well, as I said, I have to deal with headsets mostly, because I can't pump the volume with a speaker system. Because of this, I don't feel the need to pay out absurd amounts of money to get the best system possible. That's why I deal with equalizers.
#834 to #833 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
I too, use headphones widely, but even in mobile use I just find flat curve to be the best.
User avatar #835 to #834 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Depends on the music you listen to. I listen to a lot of bass-heavy music, so I need to up the lower frequencies and the upper midtones. I also spike the treble around 13-16kHz, because I like to have a little crunch in the sound aswell.

All personal preference really.
#836 to #835 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
Indeed. To me eq's just, ruin it... rarely, on mobile, I use them, but very moderately. And when I do, it's not the music I equalize, it's the headphones I'm using.
Indeed. To me eq's just, ruin it... rarely, on mobile, I use them, but very moderately. And when I do, it's not the music I equalize, it's the headphones I'm using.
User avatar #837 to #836 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Good we sorted that out. I'm not an audiophile, but I like to make it as perfect as I can, in my ears, whenever I'm listening to music.
#838 to #837 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
You're a horrible person.

loljk

I'm going to bed, 'twas nice meeting you.
User avatar #839 to #838 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Same, and same Good night
User avatar #809 to #808 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Not much. Just cleaned and redecorated my room for the first time since I moved here or something lol. How about you?
#810 to #809 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
When have you moved? Where did you previously live?

Just got home from work, nothing aside that, should prolly eat soon.
User avatar #811 to #810 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Moved to Horten, Norway like 3 years ago or so. Lived in the same city, just a different place for about a year prior to that, and before that, I lived in a place called Hurum.

Where do you live?
#812 to #811 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
Three years and you haven't cleaned your room? Funland.

User avatar #813 to #812 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Kind of exaggerating there. And funland isn't a country I've ever heard of. Explain.
#814 to #813 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
I sure hope so.

Finland. How old are you?
User avatar #815 to #814 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
You know that your profile says lolno on the facebook bit, and that it links to a creepy dude? I'm 18, turning 19
#816 to #815 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
Did not notice that, kek.

Martin said you like audio things, is that true?
User avatar #817 to #816 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Sounds and such, mixed in a beautiful manner, yes. I beatbox, I listen to a lot of genres, and I can't go so much as a 5 minute bustrip without music.
#818 to #817 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
Martin said you were an "audiophile", as they call us - personally hate that word -, guess he lied.
Martin said you were an "audiophile", as they call us - personally hate that word -, guess he lied.
User avatar #819 to #818 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean by audiophile... I don't think he would lie about my passion for music.
#820 to #819 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
An audiophile is a word for someone who doesn't just love music, it goes a bit deeper than that.   
   
So GJ, pimp jettom. We barely have any shared interests.
An audiophile is a word for someone who doesn't just love music, it goes a bit deeper than that.

So GJ, pimp jettom. We barely have any shared interests.
User avatar #822 to #820 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Well, you mean to the point of getting a boner over a good melody? I don't just get shivers when I hear something I really like, I get an adrenaline/endorphine rush, similar to that of a crush smiling at you. I never identified as audiophile, but I would guess I am. Masturbation requires good music to accompany it of course.
#824 to #822 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
One is considered an audiophile when he's into this kind of stuff. You sir, are a music lover. I am too, but it's a different thing.

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User avatar #827 to #824 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Oooh, you're talking perfect sound. Well no, I'm not into that. I do my fair share to get a hold of good sound equipment, but nothing too special.
#828 to #827 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
Well what kind of stuff do you have?
User avatar #829 to #828 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I don't have anything good at the moment. I mostly deal in headsets, since I live in an apartment building. Had a pretty good AKG headset I lost at a party a few weeks ago, which had a 20-20 frequency rate, and a pretty good impedance. Managed to watt out enough for it to hurt your ears without distorting the sound, so I was satisfied.

What I pay more attention to is the equalizer itself. I have a setting for each genre of music, and some settings for individual headsets and speakers. It has to be as perfect as it can be, and if there isn't an equalizer on the computer I'm using, I'm not gonna use it for music at all.
#830 to #829 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
You have a very non-puristic approach to enjoying music. Not that I have anything wrong with it, but still.

What AKG's?
User avatar #831 to #830 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
What do you mean about "non-puristic"?

And I don't know, that's the sad part. I never checked the model name, and now I can't
#832 to #831 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
I mean, when you seriously get into audio, you start loathing equalizers. The very purpose of high end audio gear is to be as neutral as possible, to lack coloration in sound. The only widely adopted form of equalization in the hi-fi field is room equalization, really. You do that to get rid of impurities in the sound that are caused by the room that you are listening in.

They used to make proper rack equalizers though, but the industry changed and there wasn't much use to them anymore. I'd love to get one just because some of them 80's models look extra sexy.

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#825 to #824 - jettom (05/08/2014) [-]
Well you still have me as a shared interest.
User avatar #826 to #825 - kaitora (05/08/2014) [-]
Fok off m8.
#821 to #820 - jettom (05/08/2014) [-]
"Sorry jett, this person does not masturbate to car sounds. He's not a true audiophile."?
User avatar #823 to #821 - vexaton ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Wut...
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User avatar #794 - satrenkotheone (04/20/2014) [-]
I said magics.
User avatar #795 to #794 - vexaton ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #797 to #796 - vexaton ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #798 to #797 - satrenkotheone (04/20/2014) [-]
What up?
User avatar #799 to #798 - vexaton ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
At my brothers house, trying to get the time to go faster. You?
User avatar #800 to #799 - satrenkotheone (04/20/2014) [-]
Being bored, mostly.
#801 to #800 - vexaton ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Why be bored when you have photoshop?
User avatar #802 to #801 - satrenkotheone (04/20/2014) [-]
Cuz I can't photoshop.
#803 to #802 - vexaton ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Start learning. It's fun
User avatar #805 to #804 - vexaton ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
k...
User avatar #792 - jettom (04/18/2014) [-]
Skal du/noen bekjente på Banzaicon?
User avatar #793 to #792 - vexaton ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
Nei jeg tror jeg dropper det i år. Vet ikke om noen venner skal dit heller.
User avatar #791 - satrenkotheone (04/17/2014) [-]
Magics
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