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#17 - its Shiki. A pretty good show but damn does it take a while t… 07/26/2016 on Ecta Kocor Kepsuneerg 0
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#19 - sertar (07/21/2016) [-]
Thank you for this
#5 - what is going on with the torch one? Did that make any sense?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Game over #9 0
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#7 - osamacare (07/15/2016) [-]
Corrosive frog touched club, then th princess held it and it picked her face. Club then princess melts.
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#6 - midam (07/15/2016) [-]
The little thing's saliva was acid, burning his club and the princess's face
#15 - someone help fill in the gaps but 1. Subaru from re:zero 3 kin…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2016 on their squad is ready to feel +2
#22 - anon (07/12/2016) [-]
7 is touma kamijou and i beilieve it is referencing volume 10 of the new testament where he is forced to live in the world created by a magic god after she destroyed reality as he knew it and cause he is immune to magic he just exists until she actually decides to off him
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#21 - phoenixtwo (07/12/2016) [-]
King Crimson is the Stand
That's Diavolo
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#19 - sladee (07/12/2016) [-]
number 4 is MC from Boku dake ga inai machi
#26 - anon (07/13/2016) [-]
he said that one m8 "Satoru from Erased"
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#27 - sladee (07/13/2016) [-]
Oh shit
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#17 - tenshiro (07/12/2016) [-]
Number 2 I believe is the older brother from Charlotte.
#71 - this sounds fake as hell to me. Not saying it isnt possible s… 06/13/2016 on Sweet mercy +3
#55 - can you explain why people hate squirrel girl? All i really …  [+] (15 new replies) 06/06/2016 on kissing booth 0
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#56 - iwillrulenorway (06/06/2016) [-]
it is indeed pretty amazing that she beat dr.doom, one of the most powerful supervillans alive with a few hundred squirrels.

in fact it's pretty goddamn incredible, as in, not credible, dr.doom has on several occation beaten back armies of well trained and well armed human soldiers, hundreds of them, this is a man who goes toe to toe with Iron man warmachine, the goddamn fantastic four, and thor on a regular basis.

and the way she did it is by sending a bunch of squishy squirrels at a guy with a fucking impenetrable magical forcefield.
and he just panics and fall over unconscious for some reason.

have you also perhaps heard of the time she beat wolverine, fucking wolverine, ''the best there is at what I do'' wolverine, the beat goddamn captain america to near death without his claws wolverine. and she beat him at hand to hand combat, easily.

oh and you may think well, that can be accounted to luck perhaps, maybe she's a bit ridiculous, but that doesn't mean she's a bad character.
well hold your horses son cause we're about to get serious.

have you mayhaps ever heard of thanos?
one of the big bads of the marvel univers, The Mad Titan, aka the guy every marvel movie has been building up to for the last 10 or so years now, the guy who has beater back the entirety of the avengers, including thor, iron man, and the fucking Hulk.
seriously, this is a guy is stronger than the hulk, smarter than iron man, and has more bullshit abilities than dr.strange for gods sake.

and can you guess how she defeated him?
that's right, bingo, yatzee, and whatever else.

she sent squirrels at him
and he fell over unconscious.

marvel has several bad characters, and that's fine, but she humiliated thanos to such an extent that I can't even view him as anything more than a gag character. wolverine, a fan favourite for 20 something years, a character who's entirely dedicated to melee combat defeated by some random gag character.
dr.doom, one of the few villans that appear often to still take an entire team of superheroes normally the fantastic four, who are arguably just as powerful as the avengers, and certainly more cohesive, is taken down by a goddamn squirrel themed superhero.

and that's why I'll take calender man seriously before I even think about reading anything with squirrel girl in it
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#101 - angelious (06/07/2016) [-]
she is a joke character..literally..is that really so hard to understand?
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#102 - iwillrulenorway (06/07/2016) [-]
deadpool is too, but besides the deadpool kills the marvel universe story arc he mostly keeps to himself, he interacts with other heroes, but doesn't drastically change their story arcs, and his stupidity and ridiculousness doesn't really flow over to other characters so It can't ruin them. deadpool fights hulk and he gets smashed, everybody laughs, deadpool fights wolverine, he gets skewered, maybe makes a few short jokes along the way, everybody laughs, deadpool defeats thanos in a fair fight, the laughting stops, deadpool just went from a comic relief character to a major powerhouse in the marvel universe, when thanos comes back they call deadpool, when apocalypse comes around they call deadpool, suddenly deadpool becomes a major and essential cog in the marvel universe. there's a good reason why comic relief characters are underdogs, that never truly win an important battle without the help of more central character, which is why deadpool works, he doesn't make himself more important than he should be that is the only reason I'm fine with deadpool as a character. and why I'm not fine with squirrel girl.

joke characters are for jokes, is that really so hard to understand?
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#103 - angelious (06/07/2016) [-]
different sort of characters with different inspirations. another difficult concept to understand i take it?

deadpool started as a parody of another character.

squirrel started as a parody of an entire age of comic books.
#67 - jazzeki (06/06/2016) [-]
the way i had her explained is that she's a silver age hero trapped in todays comics.

those fights she wins because she's the hero. it doesn't have to make sense it doesn't have to be shown how she really did it.

it's anti-shark-bat-spray in a can and it works because she's the hero and the hero always win.

can't say anything about the nwer comics though. they most likely fucked up what was previously a joke charecter.
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#64 - matamune (06/06/2016) [-]
She has the most powerful super power of any character except for one above all in the marvel universe: Probability manipulation. Her version of it works by inverting the odds of her winning. So fighting Thanos, she would have a 0% of winning and 100% of losing. Her power switches the two, giving her 100% chance of winning.
She is 99% comic relief though, like those marvel zombies or Deapool kills the marvel universe things
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#75 - iwillrulenorway (06/06/2016) [-]
marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Doreen_Green_ (Earth-616)#cite_note-39

I didn't find it on her wiki page, is it non-cannon or something?

where have you heard this?
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#80 - matamune (06/06/2016) [-]
Can't remember, perhaps one of the fact comps. I can't find any proof of this either, but the Thanos victory might have been against a clone. Comic relief is always silly, i guess some people like it. I usually don't. Except for the pool guy
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#81 - iwillrulenorway (06/06/2016) [-]
found a list of everyone she's defeated, none of these are clones or mind controlled by the by

Doctor Doom
The Mandarin
Giganto
M.O.D.O.K.
Thanos
Terrax
Bug-Eyed Voice
Bi-Beast
Deadpool
Pluto
Wolverine
Fin Fang Foom
Baron Mordo
Korvac
Ego the Living Planet
Kraven the Hunter
Whiplash
Avengers
Hawkeye
Spider-Man
Captain America (Sam Wilson)
Black Widow

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#76 - iwillrulenorway (06/06/2016) [-]
don't know why the link got fucked up

retry: marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Doreen_Green_ (Earth-616)#cite_note-39
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#77 - iwillrulenorway (06/06/2016) [-]
well you can just click hr name when you reach the page anyway
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#60 - thesoulseeker (06/06/2016) [-]
What if all the sotrylines of squirrel girl beating bbeg is just her daydreams or something? I haven't read them, but that would be the best explanation I can think of based on what you said.

The other one is that she's basically god and the marvel universe can go fuck itself.
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#74 - iwillrulenorway (06/06/2016) [-]
no it's cannon unfortunately

I mean, there has been several ridiculous storylines, deadpool/punisher kills the marvel universe, earth-z aka marvel zombies. but they where all non-cannon, just good fun.
but the fact that it's cannon just fucks with the seriousness of some many other established characters.
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#88 - thesoulseeker (06/06/2016) [-]
Well that's just fucking weird.
I'm not much into comics, I've seen squirrelgirl in one of the new spiderman animations and I quite liked her there. She was adorable and that's my weakness.

But she wasn't that much of a fighter in the show. The squirrels did some pretty amazing things and the bad guys didn't just squash them. Though really what kind of monster would you have to be to kill a bunch of squirrels.
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#95 - iwillrulenorway (06/06/2016) [-]
I dunno, but thanos, you know, the guy who wants to kill every single living thing in the universe, might at least give it a stomp
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#41 - tarkus (05/15/2016) [-]
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