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Date Signed Up:1/02/2010
Last Login:4/17/2015
Location:Your Nans Bed
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    does this need a title? does this need a title?
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    You don't say? You don't say?
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#44 - Stop giving him the satisfaction of red thumbs. 03/14/2015 on DBZ Names +1
#92 - I sort of understand what you mean, I didn't get as nostalgic … 03/02/2015 on Fable Facts 0
#83 - Cheers 03/01/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #48 +1
#14 - No one likes a show off. 03/01/2015 on I must go, my people need me +2
#85 - But it's the same game?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Fable Facts 0
User avatar #87 - jiichei (03/02/2015) [-]
not exactly. they updated the graphics and changed the menu systems and I swear that I'm noticing some minor differences in there too... but yeah, could be nostalgia goggles. basically it's the same game.
#92 - verlander (03/02/2015) [-]
I sort of understand what you mean, I didn't get as nostalgic as i thought I would but it was basically the same game. Nothing was added or taken away.
#74 - Can someone explain these green and red pictures please?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #48 +1
#82 - inept (03/01/2015) [-]
Colours from this..
#83 - verlander (03/01/2015) [-]
Cheers
#100 - Yeah but, how often do you get the opportunity to **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Clients from Hell... +2
User avatar #126 - leifbunny (02/19/2015) [-]
As little as I want. Which really, is zero times. I had a friend who edited porn together for an undisclosed company. Apparently, porn stars are the most jaded, bored, disinterested people ever when it comes to sex. And why wouldn't they be? They have to take the same shot a good 5-10 times to get the lighting right, the correct, most flattering angles, etc. I wouldn't want to be the one dealing with "Oh... yeah ok. Thaaat's somethin. Dick in vag. Wooo... ok hurry this up!" Of course... that's a dramatization but really... she's had a lot of dick. Roger no no no no no no no
#32 - I dunno man, that pornstar gig sounds pretty sweet.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Clients from Hell... +2
User avatar #40 - leifbunny (02/19/2015) [-]
It doesn't pay the bills. Design jobs take a lot of time and effort, and you can't just play barter system with the people who do them. This kills the designer.
#100 - verlander (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah but, how often do you get the opportunity to fuck a a Portnstar?
User avatar #126 - leifbunny (02/19/2015) [-]
As little as I want. Which really, is zero times. I had a friend who edited porn together for an undisclosed company. Apparently, porn stars are the most jaded, bored, disinterested people ever when it comes to sex. And why wouldn't they be? They have to take the same shot a good 5-10 times to get the lighting right, the correct, most flattering angles, etc. I wouldn't want to be the one dealing with "Oh... yeah ok. Thaaat's somethin. Dick in vag. Wooo... ok hurry this up!" Of course... that's a dramatization but really... she's had a lot of dick. Roger no no no no no no no
#57 - anonymous (02/19/2015) [-]
it never said you have to stop
make him sign a contract
fuck her once a week till she gets old
even when homeless, fuck her all the time. you can even have some snacks in bed.
#33 - I am not a smart man. 02/12/2015 on 50 years of war 0
#32 - I watched this for so long before realising that I was just wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on 50 years of war 0
#33 - verlander (02/12/2015) [-]
I am not a smart man.

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#1 - damianwowfreak (01/25/2015) [-]
Can you do this one ?
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