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Date Signed Up:2/22/2011
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latest user's comments

#30 - Bro: High Mobility Multi Wheeled Vehicle … 05/15/2015 on Have you? 0
#17 - Or you ******* man the **** up. Now go grab …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Have you? +6
#19 - isolovegames (05/15/2015) [-]
>Mfw the first time I was ordered to fetch the HUMWV keys
For those who don't know HUMWV's have no keys- they are always kind of ON in a way, so all you have to do is get in and start driving.
#67 - oinos (05/16/2015) [-]
Your command structure fucked up then. There should be motor pool keys to lock the steering or something to prevent them from just vanishing.
User avatar #37 - propanex (05/16/2015) [-]
Should have went to the store and got a set of baby key toys... probably would've been promoted on the spot
#30 - verby (05/15/2015) [-]
Bro:
High
Mobility
Multi
Wheeled
Vehicle
HMMWV

Also, what the guy under you said
User avatar #24 - ScottishMinor (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you lock those bitches up before leaving the motorpool.
User avatar #26 - isolovegames (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah but I guess I wasn't that clear- there ARE keys for the doors but not to start up the HUMWV.
User avatar #27 - ScottishMinor (05/15/2015) [-]
Yessir. Gotta love the flip switch though.
#19 - I have never used a dishwasher as anything buy a drying rack 05/10/2015 on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 0
#174 - Wanna have an unregulated bake sale for awareness?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on Obama 0
#175 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Fuck yea.
#171 - I feel like we're both saying the same thing. Which is that we…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Obama 0
#172 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Yes, exactly.
#174 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
Wanna have an unregulated bake sale for awareness?
#175 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Fuck yea.
#169 - why?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Obama 0
#170 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Because you want to stay wealthy and powerful, and you don't want it to cost you anything.
#171 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
I feel like we're both saying the same thing. Which is that we live in an aristocracy. Because we let rich people run the government
#172 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Yes, exactly.
#174 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
Wanna have an unregulated bake sale for awareness?
#175 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Fuck yea.
#165 - Why not stop buying all their debt and allow good ol' American…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Obama 0
#168 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Because when big changes happen in an economy you want it to play out in a course that is most beneficial to the ruling class, the wealthy. You want the cost/consequence to be born by the poor underclass. War is a good way to get poor people to do that, because you can use things like patriotism and good ol fear mongering to get them to sacrifice for you.
#169 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
why?
#170 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Because you want to stay wealthy and powerful, and you don't want it to cost you anything.
#171 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
I feel like we're both saying the same thing. Which is that we live in an aristocracy. Because we let rich people run the government
#172 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Yes, exactly.
#174 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
Wanna have an unregulated bake sale for awareness?
#175 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Fuck yea.
#191 - I think the issue here is that he didn't do that. Which is pre… 05/10/2015 on FUCK THIS GAY EARTH 0
#160 - NATO actually represents the defense industry, which supports …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Obama 0
User avatar #191 - thatoneiranianguy (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, and it's exactly the same situation across the pond, just with different values.
#164 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Because China is a threat to the global economy, and the U.S.'s status. So, the best way to reduce their influence is through war. I mean, the U.S. would likely lose politically, but win financially, and cause china a large number of casualties.
#165 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
Why not stop buying all their debt and allow good ol' American capitalism to run its course?
#168 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Because when big changes happen in an economy you want it to play out in a course that is most beneficial to the ruling class, the wealthy. You want the cost/consequence to be born by the poor underclass. War is a good way to get poor people to do that, because you can use things like patriotism and good ol fear mongering to get them to sacrifice for you.
#169 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
why?
#170 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Because you want to stay wealthy and powerful, and you don't want it to cost you anything.
#171 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
I feel like we're both saying the same thing. Which is that we live in an aristocracy. Because we let rich people run the government
#172 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Yes, exactly.
#174 - verby (05/10/2015) [-]
Wanna have an unregulated bake sale for awareness?
#175 - xgolgothax (05/10/2015) [-]
Fuck yea.
#159 - Well, that's also why we don't have wooden ships. But moun… 05/10/2015 on Obama 0

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#22 - venilly (07/18/2012) [-]
thank you for helping me make them so strong
#20 - kumquatchaos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #20 - verby ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
What this is I don't even
User avatar #16 - bronan (05/05/2012) [-]
Sub-par trolling for a brony.
#17 to #27 - verby ONLINE (05/07/2012) [-]
IDK dude, you seem pretty rustled
User avatar #19 to #28 - bronan (05/07/2012) [-]
Infact i just got 500+ thumbs for doing jack **** . im pretty happy.
User avatar #18 to #28 - bronan (05/07/2012) [-]
Not in the slightest my boy.
#3 - toxicnachos (03/30/2012) [-]
Been awhile since i posted a comment here
Been awhile since i posted a comment here
#4 to #14 - verby ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
sup dude? whats goin on?
#5 to #15 - toxicnachos (03/30/2012) [-]
No pictures to reply with=No thread
#7 to #17 - toxicnachos (03/30/2012) [-]
You're a brony?
#10 to #20 - verby ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
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#13 to #23 - toxicnachos (03/30/2012) [-]
Seems like you're posting random images now...so i'm gonna abandon this thread
Seems like you're posting random images now...so i'm gonna abandon this thread
#14 to #24 - verby ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
that's what i was doing the whole time, though
#27 to #15 - verby ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
hi
#2 to #12 - verby ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
wut?
User avatar #23 to #2 - toxicnachos (03/30/2013) [-]
He took your comment virginity.
#24 to #23 - verby ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
not even
User avatar #25 to #24 - toxicnachos (03/30/2013) [-]
Fo real. I do it all the time, just go on someones profile and if no one commented then I go like "Comment virginity taken" and post a funny sexist gif.
#26 to #25 - verby ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I mean ive had comments on here before
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