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#180 - I want to fox with you!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2010 on Best Disses Part 1 +1
#190 - slapyousillyfoo (08/08/2010) [-]
i know i'm going to get the reds but where did ray get that from because its on his t shirt that they sell in hot topic.
#1296 - But eventually you will have to hide and sooner or later you w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2010 on Face it Pt.3 0
User avatar #1297 - psychostriker (07/21/2010) [-]
why thank you for the thumb up!

and i hope that, should myself and a few others be tailed by zombies and someone needs to distract them with only a grenade and a bladed weapon, i say "chill the fuck out...i got dis" and go out slashing zombies as they bite me, and before they completely devour me, i pull the pin on the grenade and blow up myself and several other zombies, dying in a blaze of mental glory.
#796 - These posts are annoying, jersey shore sucks. Its about abunch… 07/10/2010 on Face it Pt.4 +2
#1231 - In a zombie apocalypse i wouldn't be a pussy, there wouldn't b…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2010 on Face it Pt.3 -1
User avatar #1247 - psychostriker (07/10/2010) [-]
-1 thumb. why?
"Thumbs down this queers post!" reverse-psychology is a bitch.

however you make a very good point verbaljordan: if you're potentially the last one left facing a horde of zombies that may not be easily visible, you would want to either
1) try and take them out/hit & run till you find a place to hide out (however unlikely), or
2) run for your life.
Realistically, I would probably run for my life till i find someone else, then use them as bait (i expect them to do the same with me). After all:
"You don't have to outrun the zombies, just whoever is with you."
#1296 - verbaljordan (07/21/2010) [-]
But eventually you will have to hide and sooner or later you will hide for to long in one place, and zombies will pick up on your sent and swarm and your stuck in some place with limited supplies leading you to die a slow death of starvation.

I would want to die faster and in a crowd of zombies cause its a cooler way of dying.

Your plan would be partially good except that my scenario was that if you were the last survivor and not other people alive,

You get a free thumbs up tough.

:D
User avatar #1297 - psychostriker (07/21/2010) [-]
why thank you for the thumb up!

and i hope that, should myself and a few others be tailed by zombies and someone needs to distract them with only a grenade and a bladed weapon, i say "chill the fuck out...i got dis" and go out slashing zombies as they bite me, and before they completely devour me, i pull the pin on the grenade and blow up myself and several other zombies, dying in a blaze of mental glory.
#383 - Where there's a bridge... there's a troll. 06/14/2010 on holy shit bridge tunnel 0
#98 - **verbaljordan rolls 8** If single then the world ends  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2010 on MLIA -2
User avatar #100 - Jakesonpoint (06/05/2010) [-]
....fail
#97 - **verbaljordan rolls 48** if doubles i wont kill Justin bieber 06/05/2010 on MLIA +1
#275 - He can impersonate almost everyone accept himself. His Brock i… 06/05/2010 on The Man of 101 Voices +3
#1123 - Have fun spending a etturnity in a coffin  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2010 on Evangelical Atheist 0
User avatar #1127 - darthmidget (03/02/2010) [-]
i will i got one of those old school game boys. you know thegray ones with shitty sound and no color on the screen. im gonna fuckin tetris the afterlife like no oth...wait i dont believe in the afterlife
#1119 - then i'll burn the homeless do to my lack of morals and other …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2010 on Evangelical Atheist 0
User avatar #1121 - darthmidget (03/02/2010) [-]
true it didnt. but it sure as fuck supported it
#1123 - verbaljordan (03/02/2010) [-]
Have fun spending a etturnity in a coffin
User avatar #1127 - darthmidget (03/02/2010) [-]
i will i got one of those old school game boys. you know thegray ones with shitty sound and no color on the screen. im gonna fuckin tetris the afterlife like no oth...wait i dont believe in the afterlife
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