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venus

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Gender: female
Age: 33
Date Signed Up:8/08/2009
Last Login:11/23/2011
Location:land of venus
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Asymmetrical...
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User avatar #172 - lawlasaur (07/14/2011) [-]
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#151 - helllo!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2011 on venus's profile 0
User avatar #152 - blackrosedragon (07/05/2011) [-]
What's happening?
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User avatar #153 - jingleforth (04/07/2013) [-]
Dibs on this account
User avatar #150 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (07/05/2011) [-]
Hi
User avatar #151 to #152 - venus (07/05/2011) [-]
helllo!
User avatar #152 to #153 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (07/05/2011) [-]
What's happening?
User avatar #149 - venus (06/27/2011) [-]
**venus rolls 17**
User avatar #142 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (01/02/2011) [-]
hey
User avatar #143 to #144 - venus (01/06/2011) [-]
yo
User avatar #144 to #145 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (01/06/2011) [-]
whats up
User avatar #145 to #146 - venus (01/07/2011) [-]
mah dick lol
User avatar #146 to #147 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (01/07/2011) [-]
lol im so confused. i did not know you where multi gendered XD
User avatar #147 to #148 - venus (01/10/2011) [-]
im not, i just say that everytime someone says whats up.
User avatar #148 to #149 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (01/10/2011) [-]
lol k
User avatar #102 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
so, how did your turkey turn out?
User avatar #123 to #104 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
thread too long, and yes, obvioulsy
User avatar #124 to #125 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
was your ex nice?
User avatar #125 to #126 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
ya, too nice, ne treated me like ******* idiot who didnt know how to take care of myself. he was too much of a doormat and i need a real man
User avatar #126 to #127 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
with a beard
User avatar #127 to #128 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
i see. well, im a real man. i eat bear burgers for breakfest, and shark meat for lunch. also i have a huge survivulist beard.
User avatar #128 to #129 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
well if your as manly as you say, why cant you get any chicks?
User avatar #129 to #130 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
because that was a dirty lie.
User avatar #130 to #131 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
i know, i know
User avatar #131 to #132 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
eh, i aint complaining though. i like being timid and shy
User avatar #132 to #133 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
no you dont, no man would taking being "timid and shy" over getting tons of pussy
User avatar #133 to #134 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
how would you know?
User avatar #134 to #135 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
becuase i now a lot of guys and its nature. If you would rather cower in the shadows instead of conquering and spreading your seed then your a deffective human male, plain and simple
User avatar #135 to #136 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
well, **** .
User avatar #136 to #137 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
yes, ****
User avatar #137 to #138 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
what do i do now?
User avatar #138 to #139 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
hire a prostitute!
User avatar #139 to #140 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
LIKE A BOSS
User avatar #140 to #141 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
well im off to log onto my brazzers acount so ttyl
User avatar #141 to #142 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
haha c ya
User avatar #103 to #104 - venus (11/27/2010) [-]
good
User avatar #104 to #105 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/27/2010) [-]
thats good
User avatar #105 to #106 - venus (11/27/2010) [-]
yup
User avatar #106 to #107 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/27/2010) [-]
how was your day?
User avatar #107 to #108 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
better then yours lol idk it was ok, why do you ask
User avatar #108 to #109 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
just wondering :p
User avatar #109 to #110 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
ok...
User avatar #110 to #111 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
do you have any cats?
User avatar #111 to #112 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
wtf? no
User avatar #112 to #113 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
oh.

DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?!
User avatar #113 to #114 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
no, fish are retarded
User avatar #114 to #115 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
dammit


ANY COWS?!!
User avatar #115 to #116 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
no, i'd be to tempted to eat them
User avatar #116 to #117 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
holy ****


ANY CHEETAHS?!?!
User avatar #117 to #118 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
no, i'd be to tempted to eat them
User avatar #118 to #119 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
cocks.


ANY HIPPOS?!?!!!
User avatar #119 to #120 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
lol you remind me of my ex
User avatar #120 to #121 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
is that good?
User avatar #121 to #122 - venus (11/28/2010) [-]
he's my ex, what do you think?
User avatar #122 to #123 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
so... yes?


IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD DONT JUDGE ME
User avatar #65 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
just wanted to say hi before i went to bed lol, and it was good talking to you again ^__^
User avatar #85 to #66 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
why? is there something i should be doing that im not at 17?
User avatar #86 to #87 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
uh ya! getting laid, ugh i could never wait that long. another reason i like being a girl, my raging sex drive is encouraged. are you a ginger?
User avatar #87 to #88 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
nope, i aint a ginger.

this may sound weird, but sometimes i wish i was a girl for that exact reason. then i think about child birth and periods and im like **** that
User avatar #88 to #89 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
ya, but too bad, i only have one night stands with gingers
User avatar #89 to #90 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
ah, damn. now i wish i was a ginger. WILL I NEVER WIN??
User avatar #90 to #91 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
lol sucks for you. But i dont understand why people hate gingers, there chosen
User avatar #91 to #92 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
lol chosen?

and i dont have a problem with gingers. its kinda like racism for me. i may say the darkest, vilest racist **** , but i dont mean any of it. im cool with black people haha
User avatar #92 to #93 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
yes there chosen, like the jews. but im the same way with racism
User avatar #93 to #94 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
chosen by who?
User avatar #94 to #95 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
me goddamit!
User avatar #95 to #96 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
oh my god, i didnt know! please dont smite me!
User avatar #96 to #97 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
lol hey, do you have any pictures of yourself?
User avatar #97 to #98 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
no, i dont have any saved on my computer and i lost my camera like 7 months ago. i think i might be getting a new one for christmas though
User avatar #98 to #99 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
too bad, if i new what you looked like i would be able to give you pointers on what you need to change to get laid
User avatar #99 to #100 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
i could give you a basic description of myself
User avatar #100 to #101 - venus (11/25/2010) [-]
that doesnt help. Theres details about yourself that you dont pick up on the others do. i need to go make a turkey, bye
User avatar #101 to #102 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
oh, okay. c ya
User avatar #64 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
alright ill see you tomorrow.
User avatar #41 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
NEW THREAD!
User avatar #42 to #42 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
"not with a fizzle but with a BANG"
User avatar #43 to #43 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
getting tired. : /
User avatar #44 to #44 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
why? what time is it where you are
User avatar #45 to #45 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
almost 9:30, but i had to wake up at 2
User avatar #46 to #46 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
why
User avatar #47 to #47 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
forgot to study for a math test, so i set my alarm.
User avatar #48 to #48 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
ah, i see, so lemme get this straight, you guys call eachother baby and stuff but have never even met?
User avatar #49 to #49 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
yessum.
User avatar #50 to #50 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
is that becuase you cant get a girl in real life?
User avatar #51 to #51 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
probably, but thats kinda mean : (
User avatar #52 to #52 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
how was that mean?
User avatar #53 to #53 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
you were implying that i cant get a girls, which i cant, but i still dont wanna be told it.
User avatar #54 to #54 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
why cant you geet girls, are you a gimp or somethig?
User avatar #55 to #55 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
no, i just dont care at the moment, im just assuming that when i do i wont be able to. all i have going for me is humor : /
User avatar #56 to #56 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
you dont care! what guy doesnt care about getting laid!
User avatar #57 to #57 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #58 to #58 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
oh geez, you cant be that ugly. and anyway, you have no confidence, you could be the hottest guy in the wolrd but it wont get you anywhere if dont love yourself
User avatar #60 to #59 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
really? cause im dreading gym tomorrow were i have to run 2 laps and then participate in god knows what, who'd wanna go out with someone like me?
User avatar #61 to #61 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
umm, i hate gym but i've gone out with plenty of guys
User avatar #59 to #59 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
and no girl wants a guy with a self-esteem lower then hers
User avatar #62 to #60 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
im sorry, but i really need to get to sleep. if your willing, we'll talk tomorrow. is that okay with you?
User avatar #63 to #63 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
ya, just comment or message me or something
User avatar #20 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
shower masturbation FTW
User avatar #21 to #21 - venus (10/03/2010) [-]
definitly, its always better when you cum standing up
User avatar #22 to #22 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
it felt quite nice too.
easy cleanup, dont have the danger of someone walking in on you, and kinda feelin better. thank you for showing me this pot of gold.
User avatar #23 to #23 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
lol your welcome, i always figured that it was my most private time so why not do my most private thing
User avatar #24 to #24 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
the only bad thing is that my legs kinda ache now because when im about to cum i kinda tense up
User avatar #25 to #25 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
ya i do too so i jst brace myself in a corner when im about to cum, or hold myself up on the one place in the wall where you put shampoo and stuff
User avatar #26 to #26 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
hmmm ill have to try that. ha, all this fap talk is reminding me of when i was 10-11 lol

i knew what it was and i tried multiple times but all that happened was id make my dick hurt, AND THE BONERS WOULDNT GO AWAY
User avatar #27 to #27 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
it reminds me of when i was 5..., but how did you make your dick hurt?
User avatar #28 to #28 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
i tried and i tried but nothing would happen, but i was stubborn and i persisted. that is how i burned my dick with friction.
User avatar #29 to #29 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
ohhh, well obviously girls dont have age restrictions...
User avatar #30 to #30 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
haha apperently so if you were orgasming at 5 lol
User avatar #31 to #31 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
yes, and loving every second of it. hey, who's kristin marie?
User avatar #32 to #32 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
oh, shes my friend on here, we have an internet thing lol. why?
User avatar #33 to #33 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
lol well i was just on your profile and then i saw your guy's comments and then i went to her profile and saw even more comments, so i wastn sure if you guys were husband wife, bf gf, or just two people on the internet
User avatar #34 to #34 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
haha just people on the internetz. she was posting creepy gifs and im a natural pussy, so thats how we met, when i told her to stop making me **** mahself lol.

probably gonna go jerk, brb
User avatar #35 to #35 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
wouldnt be the first time i've heard that from someone
User avatar #36 to #36 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
BOOm im that quick! lol
User avatar #37 to #37 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
lol thats prooooobly not something you should brag about, if you were a girl it would be a different story
User avatar #38 to #38 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
hmm, i just now see my mistake. : /
User avatar #39 to #39 - venus (10/04/2010) [-]
ok im still confused, when you say internet "thing" does that mean you have never talked with her outside of fj?
User avatar #40 to #40 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/04/2010) [-]
pretty much it, if FB doesnt count
User avatar #1 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
long thread was long.

ANYWAAAAAAAAYS that sounds....... hot.


also i just stole your profile virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - venus (10/03/2010) [-]
lol not true before the whole time warp thing a guy named "rape baby" told me i should have been an abortion, then the time warp thingy happened so i couldnt ask him what he meant by that
User avatar #4 to #3 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
dammit, well at least i tried lol
User avatar #6 to #5 - venus (10/03/2010) [-]
lol its ok, you took my second virginty
User avatar #8 to #7 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
haha is that even possible?
User avatar #10 to #9 - venus (10/03/2010) [-]
i guess it would similar to taking a chicks ass virginity, its kinda of her second one
User avatar #12 to #11 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
haha, ass virginity = taken!
User avatar #14 to #13 - venus (10/03/2010) [-]
HA! congratulations you have just deflowered my accounts butt, you shall be called "ass violater" from now on
User avatar #16 to #15 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
good....... this pleases me.
User avatar #17 to #17 - venus (10/03/2010) [-]
while the though of violating asses pleases you, i must go to sleep, goodnight
User avatar #18 to #18 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
goodnight
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