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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
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#32 - Not for long my friend, allah snackbar. 08/17/2015 on a true husband +10
#39 - >cooking >survival mixing anything is left in the fr… 08/17/2015 on Description 0
#87 - Picture 08/15/2015 on My contribution to 4chan 0
#29 - Hmm, yet you sound a little bit that there could be a golden c…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2015 on How street fights should end 0
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#31 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
But at least I live in one of the nations which are least likely to go to war on their own.

Biggest plus from loosing 2 world wars.
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#56 - roninneko (08/13/2015) [-]
Man, this'll teach me to make a joke about being a muscled white boy with a high-and-tight who dresses in surplus flecktarn.
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#30 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
A golden centre would be utopian. Utopia is not possible if humans are involved.

Germany had it's shit together till the 90s, since then it started to become the USA of Europe.

I'm waiting for the whole thing to collapse and maybe I'll live to see what happens next.
#18 - Picture 08/13/2015 on Astronauts +3
#24 - Ah yes, you didnt make it by military power, you manage that b…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2015 on How street fights should end 0
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#25 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Yes indeed Germany lost the war and won the peace thanks to the Marshall Plan.

While the U.S.A continued waging or supporting wars against communism Germany ecoed the shit out of everyone.

I think it's better that way, I have no interest in living in a facist regime.

The Verfassungschutz won't do shit if you are a Nazi, they just watch left wing extremists and politicians.

The danger to our democrazy does not come from political correctness it comes from people who are just looking out for their own profit, using the media to silence everyone (often people with good intentions by labeling them) political correctness can be used as a tool to do so. (And too much poor people tend to form extremist groups)

By the way I don't have any interest in living in an oligarchy or sociallist regime either.

tl,dr: Nazis are stupid, Lefties are stupid, Capitalists are stupid, mankind is flawed and what does it matter.
#29 - venomthc (08/13/2015) [-]
Hmm, yet you sound a little bit that there could be a golden centre. Oh and I am jelly if it comes for success of your country and people. Copmared to Americunts you got your shit rite. And yes, there is an issue with media, trying to change the focus etc. I am just a little bit scared of cenzorship, if it is going to get through behind our backs.
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#31 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
But at least I live in one of the nations which are least likely to go to war on their own.

Biggest plus from loosing 2 world wars.
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#56 - roninneko (08/13/2015) [-]
Man, this'll teach me to make a joke about being a muscled white boy with a high-and-tight who dresses in surplus flecktarn.
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#30 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
A golden centre would be utopian. Utopia is not possible if humans are involved.

Germany had it's shit together till the 90s, since then it started to become the USA of Europe.

I'm waiting for the whole thing to collapse and maybe I'll live to see what happens next.
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#27 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Also I guess my humor is kind of hard to understand I was joking when I was saying "I'm not allowed to say that I'm German." I am allowed to do so if it is my opinion, I can even say that in public. It's not my opinion tho.
#22 - NO YOU FOOL! That is what makes me cringe, you owned europe li…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/13/2015 on How street fights should end 0
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#23 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Pssst be quiet the Verfassungschutz will find me.

We still own Europe, economically
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#127 - rollmeanddie (08/14/2015) [-]
Germany took Europe back over the way the Chinese took China back over. Business.
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#129 - xxbutthurtxx (08/14/2015) [-]
With less political persecution yes.
#24 - venomthc (08/13/2015) [-]
Ah yes, you didnt make it by military power, you manage that by economy/culture. I would still count it as a victory Civilization wise . OH and before someone gonna call me neonazi or whatever, I just like efficiency. Ah, of course, the political correctness polizei, no wonder their "democracy" is in danger.
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#25 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Yes indeed Germany lost the war and won the peace thanks to the Marshall Plan.

While the U.S.A continued waging or supporting wars against communism Germany ecoed the shit out of everyone.

I think it's better that way, I have no interest in living in a facist regime.

The Verfassungschutz won't do shit if you are a Nazi, they just watch left wing extremists and politicians.

The danger to our democrazy does not come from political correctness it comes from people who are just looking out for their own profit, using the media to silence everyone (often people with good intentions by labeling them) political correctness can be used as a tool to do so. (And too much poor people tend to form extremist groups)

By the way I don't have any interest in living in an oligarchy or sociallist regime either.

tl,dr: Nazis are stupid, Lefties are stupid, Capitalists are stupid, mankind is flawed and what does it matter.
#29 - venomthc (08/13/2015) [-]
Hmm, yet you sound a little bit that there could be a golden centre. Oh and I am jelly if it comes for success of your country and people. Copmared to Americunts you got your shit rite. And yes, there is an issue with media, trying to change the focus etc. I am just a little bit scared of cenzorship, if it is going to get through behind our backs.
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#31 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
But at least I live in one of the nations which are least likely to go to war on their own.

Biggest plus from loosing 2 world wars.
User avatar
#56 - roninneko (08/13/2015) [-]
Man, this'll teach me to make a joke about being a muscled white boy with a high-and-tight who dresses in surplus flecktarn.
User avatar
#30 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
A golden centre would be utopian. Utopia is not possible if humans are involved.

Germany had it's shit together till the 90s, since then it started to become the USA of Europe.

I'm waiting for the whole thing to collapse and maybe I'll live to see what happens next.
User avatar
#27 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Also I guess my humor is kind of hard to understand I was joking when I was saying "I'm not allowed to say that I'm German." I am allowed to do so if it is my opinion, I can even say that in public. It's not my opinion tho.
#20 - INB4 hitler did nothing wrong  [+] (13 new replies) 08/13/2015 on How street fights should end 0
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#105 - zombifier (08/13/2015) [-]
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#21 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
I'm not allowed to say that I'm German.
#22 - venomthc (08/13/2015) [-]
NO YOU FOOL! That is what makes me cringe, you owned europe like your little bitch back in the days, and nowadays? If you show a lil bit of nationality you are called a nazi. I do not get it, your country blazed in WWII, after WWI i would do the same as Germany was fucked over some balkan bitches. Ah and Ruskies still are proud of their Red Army, while they raped throu every country they went.

I dunno man, I do not like the whole political corectness, and I am Polish.
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#23 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Pssst be quiet the Verfassungschutz will find me.

We still own Europe, economically
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#127 - rollmeanddie (08/14/2015) [-]
Germany took Europe back over the way the Chinese took China back over. Business.
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#129 - xxbutthurtxx (08/14/2015) [-]
With less political persecution yes.
#24 - venomthc (08/13/2015) [-]
Ah yes, you didnt make it by military power, you manage that by economy/culture. I would still count it as a victory Civilization wise . OH and before someone gonna call me neonazi or whatever, I just like efficiency. Ah, of course, the political correctness polizei, no wonder their "democracy" is in danger.
User avatar
#25 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Yes indeed Germany lost the war and won the peace thanks to the Marshall Plan.

While the U.S.A continued waging or supporting wars against communism Germany ecoed the shit out of everyone.

I think it's better that way, I have no interest in living in a facist regime.

The Verfassungschutz won't do shit if you are a Nazi, they just watch left wing extremists and politicians.

The danger to our democrazy does not come from political correctness it comes from people who are just looking out for their own profit, using the media to silence everyone (often people with good intentions by labeling them) political correctness can be used as a tool to do so. (And too much poor people tend to form extremist groups)

By the way I don't have any interest in living in an oligarchy or sociallist regime either.

tl,dr: Nazis are stupid, Lefties are stupid, Capitalists are stupid, mankind is flawed and what does it matter.
#29 - venomthc (08/13/2015) [-]
Hmm, yet you sound a little bit that there could be a golden centre. Oh and I am jelly if it comes for success of your country and people. Copmared to Americunts you got your shit rite. And yes, there is an issue with media, trying to change the focus etc. I am just a little bit scared of cenzorship, if it is going to get through behind our backs.
User avatar
#31 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
But at least I live in one of the nations which are least likely to go to war on their own.

Biggest plus from loosing 2 world wars.
User avatar
#56 - roninneko (08/13/2015) [-]
Man, this'll teach me to make a joke about being a muscled white boy with a high-and-tight who dresses in surplus flecktarn.
User avatar
#30 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
A golden centre would be utopian. Utopia is not possible if humans are involved.

Germany had it's shit together till the 90s, since then it started to become the USA of Europe.

I'm waiting for the whole thing to collapse and maybe I'll live to see what happens next.
User avatar
#27 - xxbutthurtxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Also I guess my humor is kind of hard to understand I was joking when I was saying "I'm not allowed to say that I'm German." I am allowed to do so if it is my opinion, I can even say that in public. It's not my opinion tho.
#14 - their? Probably some grammar nazi shagged him. 08/12/2015 on Books are the better +11
#1 - I am not an expert but WD40 is alll you need. 08/11/2015 on Fix yer own damn motorcycle +1
#65 - dat heresy bro 08/11/2015 on Totally legit quote 0
#101 - Samefags everywhere 08/04/2015 on Oops I ran a red light 0
#52 - Islam will destroy Islam  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2015 on This happened +6
#230 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
just like christianity and all of its subbranches, soon shit will be tamed
#281 - gerfox (08/04/2015) [-]
Thirty years war 2.0
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#174 - wtfduud (08/03/2015) [-]
It's already doing so in the middle east.
#282 - anon (08/04/2015) [-]
You forgot to replace "America" with "It's".
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#284 - wtfduud (08/04/2015) [-]
From what I gathered, the content was about an ISIS terrorist bombing a mosque, no?
#16 - not bad person, just a faggot 08/03/2015 on Hentai story +2
#200 - Payday MMO looks great 08/02/2015 on 60 frames per second 0
#155 - Prob cus rest of cunts thought he was bein salty 08/01/2015 on Fashion Challenged 0
#37 - DIcks 07/30/2015 on Fashion Challenged +1
#109 - **** you now i can only see stash 07/30/2015 on Kim 0
#545 - in b4 hitler did nothing wrong etc 07/20/2015 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin +1
#1032 - **venomthc used "*roll picture*"** **venomthc rolled image ** 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy +1
#37 - Shhhh, at least there is allways fanfiction. 07/14/2015 on Meeting 0
#25 - Magic, Bullets. I do not know, the thought of guns being used …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Meeting 0
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#26 - schneidend (07/13/2015) [-]
It's definitely a neat archetype, but it just isn't terribly plausible in the HP universe.
Depends on the D&D in question. 4E, Pathfinder, and 5E have lower-level spells that don't run out. Also, in 3E and Pathfinder, you've got wands with 50 charges, or staves you can repeatedly recharge by casting spells into them.
#37 - venomthc (07/14/2015) [-]
Shhhh, at least there is allways fanfiction.
#29 - caninecrossover (07/13/2015) [-]
#23 - AHA! ANd there you have it, a soon to be dead wizzard need to …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Meeting 0
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#24 - schneidend (07/13/2015) [-]
If you've played D&D then you know that a wizard could easily cast Armor, Shield, Stoneskin, and countless other defensive spells to protect themselves from guns. And, spending feats on firearm proficiency might not be a bad idea, but that takes away from feats spent on metamagic or focusing on a particular school.
#25 - venomthc (07/13/2015) [-]
Magic, Bullets. I do not know, the thought of guns being used by some wizzhunter sounded nice. Plus in D&D you could run out dry on spells. Ah fuck it, this is going nowhere, time for carrot cake, with bullets.
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#26 - schneidend (07/13/2015) [-]
It's definitely a neat archetype, but it just isn't terribly plausible in the HP universe.
Depends on the D&D in question. 4E, Pathfinder, and 5E have lower-level spells that don't run out. Also, in 3E and Pathfinder, you've got wands with 50 charges, or staves you can repeatedly recharge by casting spells into them.
#37 - venomthc (07/14/2015) [-]
Shhhh, at least there is allways fanfiction.
#29 - caninecrossover (07/13/2015) [-]
#18 - That was fast.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Remember +3
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#76 - Lilstow (07/14/2015) [-]
yeah, it only took 2 hours to comment.
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#42 - lesolan (07/14/2015) [-]
We're getting pretty good at it these gays.
#21 - I it is hard when you are a wimpy, skinny drag queen that thin…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Meeting 0
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#22 - schneidend (07/13/2015) [-]
Have you ever fired a gun? They're loud, and they have recoil, and bullets travel very linear paths. If you're not aiming, you're likely missing, unless you're like five feet away. Then, add in the complication of a moving target who does not want to get shot or can simply deflect your bullets by yelling some fake-ass Latin. There's a reason gunmen aim for center mass, to reduce the chances of missing.

And, by the same token as your question, what is a gunman without a gun? A wizard without a wand still has magical items that may protect them or function as weapons.
#23 - venomthc (07/13/2015) [-]
AHA! ANd there you have it, a soon to be dead wizzard need to scream something in latin while you shoot him and scream at him in latin. Cmon man, no wizard in HP would expect a gun on an other wizzard. We can argue all night about it, but thing still stands, it would be useful. And who said that gun excludes magical items, I am thinking more about expanding the arsenal not narrowing it as they did it already, those 6 inches of polished wood. It might be that I played to much D&D and lack of versatility makes me sad.
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#24 - schneidend (07/13/2015) [-]
If you've played D&D then you know that a wizard could easily cast Armor, Shield, Stoneskin, and countless other defensive spells to protect themselves from guns. And, spending feats on firearm proficiency might not be a bad idea, but that takes away from feats spent on metamagic or focusing on a particular school.
#25 - venomthc (07/13/2015) [-]
Magic, Bullets. I do not know, the thought of guns being used by some wizzhunter sounded nice. Plus in D&D you could run out dry on spells. Ah fuck it, this is going nowhere, time for carrot cake, with bullets.
User avatar
#26 - schneidend (07/13/2015) [-]
It's definitely a neat archetype, but it just isn't terribly plausible in the HP universe.
Depends on the D&D in question. 4E, Pathfinder, and 5E have lower-level spells that don't run out. Also, in 3E and Pathfinder, you've got wands with 50 charges, or staves you can repeatedly recharge by casting spells into them.
#37 - venomthc (07/14/2015) [-]
Shhhh, at least there is allways fanfiction.
#29 - caninecrossover (07/13/2015) [-]

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#3 to #2 - venomthc (07/06/2014) [-]
What is this sorcery? What are you doing at my house?
What is this sorcery? What are you doing at my house?
User avatar #4 to #3 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
you added me.
#5 to #4 - venomthc (07/06/2014) [-]
Remind me to not to do things while drunk. Or not. I wouldn't remember anyways. So hello FRIEND!
User avatar #6 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
hello
#7 to #6 - venomthc (01/04/2015) [-]
Oh, You still alive?
User avatar #8 to #7 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
yes.
#9 to #8 - venomthc (01/05/2015) [-]
I feel like I haven't wrote to you in a year or so, how is it mah friend? It feels like writing letters abroad. How is life?
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
I've not been doing too well.
#11 to #10 - venomthc (01/05/2015) [-]
It sounds like usuall 2014 for everybody.
User avatar #12 to #11 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
bluh.
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