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#497 - Comment deleted 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY 0
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#1768 - wtfduud (07/14/2013) [-]
Can't zoop the bip boppidy.
User avatar #504 - azumeow (07/14/2013) [-]
YES.

CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER.

CAN'T FLANK THE FRANK!!!

AAAAND NOOOWWWW, YOU CAN'T DIMMER THE ZIMMER!!!!
#2637 - dthegame (07/14/2013) [-]
You cant be holden the Snowden?
User avatar #2799 - azumeow (07/14/2013) [-]
These are amazing.
#2482 - hybridxproject (07/14/2013) [-]
you forgot "no catchin the chechen"
User avatar #2518 - azumeow (07/14/2013) [-]
Thank you.
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#295 - davidavidson (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh.... He's free alright
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#297 - davidavidson (07/19/2013) [-]
May I?
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#347 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
All is good. I do too
#400 - camcrunk (07/14/2013) [-]
As do I, and in a redneck town, in a redneck state (North Georgia) I'm probably good, but man Atlanta is only 50 miles away
#426 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
From what I've heard, Atlanta is one of the niggest cities in the USA. Hopefully, I have provided with you this godly portrait of myself (not really me) for your protection
#442 - camcrunk (07/14/2013) [-]
I feel better, here's a picture of my Brother. For real do dawg Lanta' be like 3rd niggest city bruh
#462 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
Damn your brother makes my God Emperor of Mankind look like a pansy. Anyways have fun holding the fort (both figuratively and literally). I'm just going to do some internet recon about this whole "controversy," for lack of better terms
#521 - camcrunk (07/14/2013) [-]
(Fort? You in the Military? 11B Infantry, Corporal Crunkleton stationed at Mothers house for a week lol) And keep an ear and eye out son.

Sadly i've always been a little jumpy so if someone knocks on my door it'll probably be *MFW
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User avatar #2918 - responsibletim (07/14/2013) [-]
ITS HABBENING.
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User avatar #2977 - responsibletim (07/15/2013) [-]
/pol/ lied.
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#332 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
Prepare the armies of Gondor, The Survey Corps, and The Adeptus Astartes; I have a feeling shit is going to go down.
#356 - camcrunk (07/14/2013) [-]
Preparing muh anus

>reactions when Zimmerman was innocent
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#347 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
All is good. I do too
#400 - camcrunk (07/14/2013) [-]
As do I, and in a redneck town, in a redneck state (North Georgia) I'm probably good, but man Atlanta is only 50 miles away
#426 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
From what I've heard, Atlanta is one of the niggest cities in the USA. Hopefully, I have provided with you this godly portrait of myself (not really me) for your protection
#442 - camcrunk (07/14/2013) [-]
I feel better, here's a picture of my Brother. For real do dawg Lanta' be like 3rd niggest city bruh
#462 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
Damn your brother makes my God Emperor of Mankind look like a pansy. Anyways have fun holding the fort (both figuratively and literally). I'm just going to do some internet recon about this whole "controversy," for lack of better terms
#521 - camcrunk (07/14/2013) [-]
(Fort? You in the Military? 11B Infantry, Corporal Crunkleton stationed at Mothers house for a week lol) And keep an ear and eye out son.

Sadly i've always been a little jumpy so if someone knocks on my door it'll probably be *MFW
#544 - unfitninjuh (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1586 - velvetunderground (07/26/2013) [+] (5 children)
stickied
pls respong
#1610 - girguy (01/01/2014) [-]
You have been visited by the Green Man.

Post this to 10 profiles or be haunted forever.
User avatar #1612 to #1610 - nippuhl (02/05/2014) [-]
Roarke
User avatar #1609 - lobsternewburg (12/01/2013) [-]
why
#1607 - gerdinn (11/25/2013) [-]
**gerdinn rolls 47**
#1605 - joshofsouls (08/11/2013) [-]


I have brought forth the power of the green mages and forged for you this thumb, take it and use it well.
#1604 - peacegirl (08/05/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday



omg im so late
#1603 - scaredog (08/04/2013) [-]
Happy belated birthday
#1602 - GodzillaFTW (08/02/2013) [-]
Merry birthmas Tom
#1601 - gerdinn (08/02/2013) [-]
happy birthday <3 <3 <3 <3   
   
TAKE THIS RANDOM CHICK
happy birthday <3 <3 <3 <3

TAKE THIS RANDOM CHICK
User avatar #1590 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
cunt
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
baby please
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
what up tho
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
about to play some blacklight
gonna level up to max to get a good weapon

and where the **** were you since 3 days?
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
on Obscurity
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
what?

you are obscurity?
#1599 to #1597 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
lol i had no idea

you're still an asshole
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
nah like

i'm sunset

obscurity is in college
User avatar #1585 - girguy (07/25/2013) [-]
13000 fj points pls thx
User avatar #1557 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
You should **** the monkey
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User avatar #1559 to #1556 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
it's not too late
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User avatar #1561 to #1560 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
whip it good
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User avatar #1565 to #1564 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1535 to #1534 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
how are you friend
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User avatar #1549 to #1548 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm so beautiful
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#1502 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
sup asshole
sup asshole
#1528 to #1527 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
just got back from taco bell and the ghetto
#1504 to #1503 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
i never had taco bell
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
is berry gudd
#1506 to #1505 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
now im hungry ....wanna go on runescape for old times sake?   
i havent loged in in a year
now im hungry ....wanna go on runescape for old times sake?
i havent loged in in a year
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
lol sure. what world? i'm assuming eoc
User avatar #1509 to #1507 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
send me friend rq

king roman56

new intro music is cool
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't know what the **** is going on
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
df zamy boss??
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
send rq once you sort out
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i'm tommy lol
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
whos tommy
User avatar #1517 to #1515 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
what?
who was i talking to before?
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't know lmao
User avatar #1520 to #1516 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
oh your id is tommy lol
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
yes

anyways i'm logging out because **** this
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
fine lets find a small world

try to adjust to the new habbitat?
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
noooo this is confusing
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
take a deep breath

we can do this
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
I CAN'T GET USED TO THIS
#1526 to #1525 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
dont be such a pussy
dont be such a pussy
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
w 3 and yes eoc.
User avatar #1041 - phanact (07/05/2013) [-]
So, are there any users on here with both #1 on their profile in both content and comments?
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