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#4138545 - can u pass  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... -2
#4138551 - dishesaredone (07/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #4138553 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
please pass
User avatar #4138558 - dishesaredone (07/22/2013) [-]
all items were wiped out. you are fucking stupid
User avatar #4138561 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
pass the item bro
#4138483 - nippuhl 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... -1
#4137859 - he did that to me too  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4137861 - mrhypnoticmagic has deleted their comment.
#4137854 - i go to eat lunch for 1 second and i miss a stand 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4137842 - u stole ym heart  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
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#308 - lol sorry 07/22/2013 on alfakroll's profile 0
#306 - oh i thought that said decline lol my bad  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on alfakroll's profile 0
User avatar #307 - alfakroll (07/22/2013) [-]
That's a funny mistake
User avatar #308 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
lol sorry
#304 - what do you want for it?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2013 on alfakroll's profile 0
User avatar #305 - alfakroll (07/22/2013) [-]
I accepted, didn't I?
User avatar #306 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh i thought that said decline lol

my bad
User avatar #307 - alfakroll (07/22/2013) [-]
That's a funny mistake
User avatar #308 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
lol sorry
#4137690 - anyone mind trading that white tail? 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... -1
#4137677 - huh? 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... -1
#4137673 - **velvetunderground rolls 23** 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#1348 - oh **** i don't, thanks i guess i am, ju… 07/22/2013 on grail's profile 0
#1346 - why so?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on grail's profile 0
User avatar #1347 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
You don't have one. Not sure if you're going for uniques or not though.
User avatar #1348 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh shit i don't, thanks

i guess i am, just going for everything all around really
#4137566 - HUEHEUEHEUEHUEUHEHEHHEEUEHHUEU 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#1344 - noticed, yeah. was a bit strange to see them honestly, i thoug…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2013 on grail's profile 0
User avatar #1345 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
No worries, pick up a strawberry when you see one.
User avatar #1346 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
why so?
User avatar #1347 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
You don't have one. Not sure if you're going for uniques or not though.
User avatar #1348 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh shit i don't, thanks

i guess i am, just going for everything all around really
#1342 - lel you want one?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2013 on grail's profile 0
User avatar #1343 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Nah that's ok, thanks though. Those bits drop most from wooden chests, thumb chests and mecha chests, pistol was always hardest to get, you'll have tons of the rest eventually.
User avatar #1344 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
noticed, yeah. was a bit strange to see them honestly, i thought they were just there for show (like a lot of chest items). thanks for the info, and alright
User avatar #1345 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
No worries, pick up a strawberry when you see one.
User avatar #1346 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
why so?
User avatar #1347 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
You don't have one. Not sure if you're going for uniques or not though.
User avatar #1348 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh shit i don't, thanks

i guess i am, just going for everything all around really
#1340 - wait what? i haven't combined items in so long, how do i do that  [+] (8 new replies) 07/22/2013 on grail's profile 0
User avatar #1341 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Combine one of each (8 in total) of those bits (pistol, ibit, bit phones etc.) and it gives a chance on getting pixel golems, there are three golems that are really common and 5-8 or so that are really rare, if you get all golems you can combine those into a golem lord.
#1342 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
lel

you want one?
User avatar #1343 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Nah that's ok, thanks though. Those bits drop most from wooden chests, thumb chests and mecha chests, pistol was always hardest to get, you'll have tons of the rest eventually.
User avatar #1344 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
noticed, yeah. was a bit strange to see them honestly, i thought they were just there for show (like a lot of chest items). thanks for the info, and alright
User avatar #1345 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
No worries, pick up a strawberry when you see one.
User avatar #1346 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
why so?
User avatar #1347 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
You don't have one. Not sure if you're going for uniques or not though.
User avatar #1348 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh shit i don't, thanks

i guess i am, just going for everything all around really
#1338 - bits?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/22/2013 on grail's profile 0
User avatar #1339 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Those pixel things, for the pixel golems.
User avatar #1340 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
wait what? i haven't combined items in so long, how do i do that
User avatar #1341 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Combine one of each (8 in total) of those bits (pistol, ibit, bit phones etc.) and it gives a chance on getting pixel golems, there are three golems that are really common and 5-8 or so that are really rare, if you get all golems you can combine those into a golem lord.
#1342 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
lel

you want one?
User avatar #1343 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Nah that's ok, thanks though. Those bits drop most from wooden chests, thumb chests and mecha chests, pistol was always hardest to get, you'll have tons of the rest eventually.
User avatar #1344 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
noticed, yeah. was a bit strange to see them honestly, i thought they were just there for show (like a lot of chest items). thanks for the info, and alright
User avatar #1345 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
No worries, pick up a strawberry when you see one.
User avatar #1346 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
why so?
User avatar #1347 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
You don't have one. Not sure if you're going for uniques or not though.
User avatar #1348 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh shit i don't, thanks

i guess i am, just going for everything all around really
#1336 - thanks this is what i got  [+] (12 new replies) 07/22/2013 on grail's profile 0
User avatar #1337 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Bummer, had that with all the bits I tried so far as well.
User avatar #1338 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
bits?
User avatar #1339 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Those pixel things, for the pixel golems.
User avatar #1340 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
wait what? i haven't combined items in so long, how do i do that
User avatar #1341 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Combine one of each (8 in total) of those bits (pistol, ibit, bit phones etc.) and it gives a chance on getting pixel golems, there are three golems that are really common and 5-8 or so that are really rare, if you get all golems you can combine those into a golem lord.
#1342 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
lel

you want one?
User avatar #1343 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
Nah that's ok, thanks though. Those bits drop most from wooden chests, thumb chests and mecha chests, pistol was always hardest to get, you'll have tons of the rest eventually.
User avatar #1344 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
noticed, yeah. was a bit strange to see them honestly, i thought they were just there for show (like a lot of chest items). thanks for the info, and alright
User avatar #1345 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
No worries, pick up a strawberry when you see one.
User avatar #1346 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
why so?
User avatar #1347 - grail (07/22/2013) [-]
You don't have one. Not sure if you're going for uniques or not though.
User avatar #1348 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh shit i don't, thanks

i guess i am, just going for everything all around really
#4137500 - blaze it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4137505 - MrMysteriousMagic has deleted their comment.
#4137494 - oh neat 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4137492 - what rare?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4137493 - danielfm (07/22/2013) [-]
demigod scroll lol
User avatar #4137494 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
oh neat
#4137436 - yeah 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4137425 - no 07/22/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#6382 - hi  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6383 - jmezfm (07/22/2013) [-]
i am hillary duff
User avatar #6384 - velvetunderground (07/22/2013) [-]
hot
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User avatar #1586 - velvetunderground (07/26/2013) [+] (5 children)
stickied
pls respong
#1610 - girguy (01/01/2014) [-]
You have been visited by the Green Man.

Post this to 10 profiles or be haunted forever.
User avatar #1609 - lobsternewburg (12/01/2013) [-]
why
#1607 - gerdinn (11/25/2013) [-]
**gerdinn rolls 47**
#1605 - joshofsouls ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]


I have brought forth the power of the green mages and forged for you this thumb, take it and use it well.
#1604 - peacegirl (08/05/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday



omg im so late
#1603 - scaredog (08/04/2013) [-]
Happy belated birthday
#1602 - GodzillaFTW (08/02/2013) [-]
Merry birthmas Tom
#1601 - gerdinn (08/02/2013) [-]
happy birthday <3 <3 <3 <3   
   
TAKE THIS RANDOM CHICK
happy birthday <3 <3 <3 <3

TAKE THIS RANDOM CHICK
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
baby please
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
what up tho
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - funnyjunkforlife (07/28/2013) [-]
about to play some blacklight
gonna level up to max to get a good weapon

and where the **** were you since 3 days?
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
on Obscurity
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - funnyjunkforlife (07/28/2013) [-]
what?

you are obscurity?
#1599 to #1597 - funnyjunkforlife (07/28/2013) [-]
lol i had no idea

you're still an *******
#1600 to #1599 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
nah like

i'm sunset

obscurity is in college
User avatar #1585 - girguy (07/25/2013) [-]
13000 fj points pls thx
User avatar #1557 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
You should **** the monkey
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User avatar #1559 to #1556 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
it's not too late
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User avatar #1561 to #1560 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
whip it good
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User avatar #1565 to #1564 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1535 to #1534 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
how are you friend
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User avatar #1549 to #1548 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm so beautiful
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#1528 to #1527 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
just got back from taco bell and the ghetto
#1504 to #1503 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
i never had taco bell
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
is berry gudd
#1506 to #1505 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
now im hungry ....wanna go on runescape for old times sake?   
i havent loged in in a year
now im hungry ....wanna go on runescape for old times sake?
i havent loged in in a year
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
lol sure. what world? i'm assuming eoc
User avatar #1509 to #1507 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
send me friend rq

king roman56

new intro music is cool
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't know what the **** is going on
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
df zamy boss??
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
send rq once you sort out
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i'm tommy lol
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
whos tommy
User avatar #1517 to #1515 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
what?
who was i talking to before?
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't know lmao
User avatar #1520 to #1516 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
oh your id is tommy lol
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
yes

anyways i'm logging out because **** this
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
fine lets find a small world

try to adjust to the new habbitat?
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
noooo this is confusing
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
take a deep breath

we can do this
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
I CAN'T GET USED TO THIS
#1526 to #1525 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
dont be such a 						*****
dont be such a *****
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
w 3 and yes eoc.
User avatar #1041 - phanact (07/05/2013) [-]
So, are there any users on here with both #1 on their profile in both content and comments?
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