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#933 - well the last time i tried playing it was 2007 so i guess thin…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/25/2013 on joshofsouls's profile 0
User avatar #934 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh no, I know very well how to play it, I've gotten quite used to that.
IT'S JUST FUCKING BORING.

Like, I understand it's an old ass game, but they could at LEAST spice up the combat more, it's so fucking dull it actually hurts.
#935 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
they could add dildo fights
#936 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


Dildo fighting would make it so much better.
Hell, ACTUAL fighting would make it better.
#937 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
imagine a game where all you do is throw things at people and the best item is a dildo and you have to walk around with a dildo in your hand just to show that you're better than everyone else
#938 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


So like saint's row 3, but with throwing things.
User avatar #939 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
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>watched a stream of Saints Row 3 with my friend playing as a fat-ass black chick
>did not understand a single thing that was happening
#976 - reapermaster has deleted their comment.
#940 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Okay, let me break it down for you.
Saint's row 1 was about a small rival gang war that draws in the service of your character, it's a pretty serious game most of the time but can be quite funny.

Saint's row 2 was a slightly more goofy game about waking up in prison after being in a coma for several years after the gang leader who you thought was your friend turned you in to the cops and blew up your boat. Silly, yet most of the time pretty serious in story.

Saint's row the third.
LET'S MAKE THIS GAME AS STUPID AS POSSIBLE AND THROW THE FUCKING STORY OUT THE WINDOW, WHO NEEDS A SERIOUS STORY ABOUT GANGS, DILDO SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS.

And finally.
Saint's row 4.
Fuck it, let's just make this game the most retarded thing in the history of gaming.
Super powers, dubstep guns, bigger dildo swords, no story what-so-fucking ever.
#941 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#942 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Needless to say, I wasn't exactly happy about saint's row being turned into the shitfest it is today.

In fact, I was quite furious.
#943 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
dildo swords are pretty funny though
#944 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


Well, yeah.
but ruining a completely awesome story, not so funny.
Imagine if they threw out GTA'S story, made it about mechs and japan, and then gave you super powers.

It wouldn't be fun.
User avatar #945 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i guess so

i'ma go now, peace mate
#946 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Please don't leave me.
#1318 - Picture 07/25/2013 on onehotspur's profile 0
#3806 - hi sir  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Guvy's profile 0
User avatar #3807 - Guvy (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai
User avatar #3808 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
we haven't talked much, or at all

how are you
User avatar #3809 - Guvy (07/25/2013) [-]
oh I'm good just making items and stuff

You?
#3810 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
talking to my friends and practicing geetar
User avatar #3811 - Guvy (07/25/2013) [-]
gotta to finish 300 by tomorrow so i can leave /items/ with something.

after tomorrow i won't be able to make items for a while.
User avatar #3812 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i got back into items when the game got reset but i got bored afterwards. you need to make 300 ITEMS?
#3813 - Guvy (07/25/2013) [-]
yeah 300 combinations of different swords.

I'm currently at 150-160
felt bad so many devoted users lost all their items and addys working pretty hard on the game. I felt i should do my share before i leave.


#3814 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
you're doing god's work, son
#3815 - Guvy (07/25/2013) [-]
god, i hope the board likes it.
or this was for nothing.
#3816 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
it's ok baby, i'll like it just the way it is

unless it's black
#7374 - why tho why tho y  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
#931 - i never understood how to attack anything in WoW  [+] (16 new replies) 07/25/2013 on joshofsouls's profile 0
#932 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


See, neither did I, I really don't like WoW at all, but my friend has shut himself in with his girlfriend and abandoned all his friends, so this is my way to get close to him again.

Basically, right click to start basic attacking an enemy, and use the number bar to use abilities. It's fucking boring.
#933 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
well the last time i tried playing it was 2007 so i guess things changed. have you tried reading how to play it? that's the first mistake i made
User avatar #934 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh no, I know very well how to play it, I've gotten quite used to that.
IT'S JUST FUCKING BORING.

Like, I understand it's an old ass game, but they could at LEAST spice up the combat more, it's so fucking dull it actually hurts.
#935 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
they could add dildo fights
#936 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


Dildo fighting would make it so much better.
Hell, ACTUAL fighting would make it better.
#937 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
imagine a game where all you do is throw things at people and the best item is a dildo and you have to walk around with a dildo in your hand just to show that you're better than everyone else
#938 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


So like saint's row 3, but with throwing things.
User avatar #939 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
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>watched a stream of Saints Row 3 with my friend playing as a fat-ass black chick
>did not understand a single thing that was happening
#976 - reapermaster has deleted their comment.
#940 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Okay, let me break it down for you.
Saint's row 1 was about a small rival gang war that draws in the service of your character, it's a pretty serious game most of the time but can be quite funny.

Saint's row 2 was a slightly more goofy game about waking up in prison after being in a coma for several years after the gang leader who you thought was your friend turned you in to the cops and blew up your boat. Silly, yet most of the time pretty serious in story.

Saint's row the third.
LET'S MAKE THIS GAME AS STUPID AS POSSIBLE AND THROW THE FUCKING STORY OUT THE WINDOW, WHO NEEDS A SERIOUS STORY ABOUT GANGS, DILDO SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS.

And finally.
Saint's row 4.
Fuck it, let's just make this game the most retarded thing in the history of gaming.
Super powers, dubstep guns, bigger dildo swords, no story what-so-fucking ever.
#941 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#942 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Needless to say, I wasn't exactly happy about saint's row being turned into the shitfest it is today.

In fact, I was quite furious.
#943 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
dildo swords are pretty funny though
#944 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


Well, yeah.
but ruining a completely awesome story, not so funny.
Imagine if they threw out GTA'S story, made it about mechs and japan, and then gave you super powers.

It wouldn't be fun.
User avatar #945 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i guess so

i'ma go now, peace mate
#946 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Please don't leave me.
#7372 - i'm considering it  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7373 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
It's worth it
#7374 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why tho

why

tho

y
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
#12589 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 07/25/2013 on scaredog's profile 0
#12590 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
#12591 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#12592 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #12593 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
How are you, love?
User avatar #12594 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
Alright I guess.

You?
User avatar #12595 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm great!
User avatar #12596 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
Excellent!
#12597 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
yep!
#12598 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
#12599 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
what movie is the little light show from?
User avatar #12600 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
Dunno.
#12601 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
q
#12602 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
#12603 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm gonna go now, peace
User avatar #12604 - scaredog (07/25/2013) [-]
M'kay. See ya'.
#929 - suppity sup sup joshua my *****  [+] (18 new replies) 07/25/2013 on joshofsouls's profile 0
#930 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]



Nothing much, just Listening to Dethklok while continuing to think if I should play more WoW.
#931 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i never understood how to attack anything in WoW
#932 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


See, neither did I, I really don't like WoW at all, but my friend has shut himself in with his girlfriend and abandoned all his friends, so this is my way to get close to him again.

Basically, right click to start basic attacking an enemy, and use the number bar to use abilities. It's fucking boring.
#933 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
well the last time i tried playing it was 2007 so i guess things changed. have you tried reading how to play it? that's the first mistake i made
User avatar #934 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh no, I know very well how to play it, I've gotten quite used to that.
IT'S JUST FUCKING BORING.

Like, I understand it's an old ass game, but they could at LEAST spice up the combat more, it's so fucking dull it actually hurts.
#935 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
they could add dildo fights
#936 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


Dildo fighting would make it so much better.
Hell, ACTUAL fighting would make it better.
#937 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
imagine a game where all you do is throw things at people and the best item is a dildo and you have to walk around with a dildo in your hand just to show that you're better than everyone else
#938 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


So like saint's row 3, but with throwing things.
User avatar #939 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
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>watched a stream of Saints Row 3 with my friend playing as a fat-ass black chick
>did not understand a single thing that was happening
#976 - reapermaster has deleted their comment.
#940 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Okay, let me break it down for you.
Saint's row 1 was about a small rival gang war that draws in the service of your character, it's a pretty serious game most of the time but can be quite funny.

Saint's row 2 was a slightly more goofy game about waking up in prison after being in a coma for several years after the gang leader who you thought was your friend turned you in to the cops and blew up your boat. Silly, yet most of the time pretty serious in story.

Saint's row the third.
LET'S MAKE THIS GAME AS STUPID AS POSSIBLE AND THROW THE FUCKING STORY OUT THE WINDOW, WHO NEEDS A SERIOUS STORY ABOUT GANGS, DILDO SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS.

And finally.
Saint's row 4.
Fuck it, let's just make this game the most retarded thing in the history of gaming.
Super powers, dubstep guns, bigger dildo swords, no story what-so-fucking ever.
#941 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#942 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Needless to say, I wasn't exactly happy about saint's row being turned into the shitfest it is today.

In fact, I was quite furious.
#943 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
dildo swords are pretty funny though
#944 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]


Well, yeah.
but ruining a completely awesome story, not so funny.
Imagine if they threw out GTA'S story, made it about mechs and japan, and then gave you super powers.

It wouldn't be fun.
User avatar #945 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i guess so

i'ma go now, peace mate
#946 - joshofsouls (07/25/2013) [-]
Please don't leave me.
#105 - dammit eh, it's whatever lol. don't play much anyways… 07/25/2013 on funnyjunkforlife's profile 0
#7370 - and to think my birthday is in a week  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7371 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY MY NUGGA.
Get a red Velvet cake
#7372 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm considering it
#7373 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
It's worth it
#7374 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why tho

why

tho

y
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
#7368 - at least this didn't happen  [+] (12 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7369 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HOH SHYT

Happy anniversary, BITCH
#7370 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and to think my birthday is in a week
#7371 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY MY NUGGA.
Get a red Velvet cake
#7372 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm considering it
#7373 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
It's worth it
#7374 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why tho

why

tho

y
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
#19306 - yo 07/25/2013 on learcticfox's profile 0
#103 - indeedily doo get membership so i can play 07scape with you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on funnyjunkforlife's profile 0
User avatar #104 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
impossible
No payment methods available in my countrey only time I was member was when I bought 6 months membership last year whwhen I was in germany after thT didnt want to
User avatar #105 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
dammit

eh, it's whatever lol. don't play much anyways, only sparsely to mess around with my friends
#7366 - i hope your home life is stable  [+] (14 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7367 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, then that happened
#7368 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
at least this didn't happen
#7369 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HOH SHYT

Happy anniversary, BITCH
#7370 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and to think my birthday is in a week
#7371 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY MY NUGGA.
Get a red Velvet cake
#7372 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm considering it
#7373 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
It's worth it
#7374 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why tho

why

tho

y
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
#101 - i noticed haha. not sure why  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on funnyjunkforlife's profile 0
User avatar #102 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
Cause hes a pony fag
User avatar #103 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
indeedily doo

get membership so i can play 07scape with you
User avatar #104 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
impossible
No payment methods available in my countrey only time I was member was when I bought 6 months membership last year whwhen I was in germany after thT didnt want to
User avatar #105 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
dammit

eh, it's whatever lol. don't play much anyways, only sparsely to mess around with my friends
#7364 - BITCHIN' M80  [+] (16 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7365 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
TOP LEL

#7366 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i hope your home life is stable
#7367 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, then that happened
#7368 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
at least this didn't happen
#7369 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HOH SHYT

Happy anniversary, BITCH
#7370 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and to think my birthday is in a week
#7371 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY MY NUGGA.
Get a red Velvet cake
#7372 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm considering it
#7373 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
It's worth it
#7374 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why tho

why

tho

y
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
#7362 - HOW R U  [+] (18 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7363 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
i R GUD

HOW U IS BE
#7364 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
BITCHIN' M80
#7365 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
TOP LEL

#7366 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i hope your home life is stable
#7367 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, then that happened
#7368 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
at least this didn't happen
#7369 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HOH SHYT

Happy anniversary, BITCH
#7370 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and to think my birthday is in a week
#7371 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY MY NUGGA.
Get a red Velvet cake
#7372 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm considering it
#7373 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
It's worth it
#7374 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why tho

why

tho

y
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
#98 - wuzzat  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on funnyjunkforlife's profile 0
User avatar #100 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
Haha my filthy item daddy changed fa.got to phanact
User avatar #101 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i noticed haha. not sure why
User avatar #102 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
Cause hes a pony fag
User avatar #103 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
indeedily doo

get membership so i can play 07scape with you
User avatar #104 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
impossible
No payment methods available in my countrey only time I was member was when I bought 6 months membership last year whwhen I was in germany after thT didnt want to
User avatar #105 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
dammit

eh, it's whatever lol. don't play much anyways, only sparsely to mess around with my friends
#7360 - HEY ADAM  [+] (37 new replies) 07/25/2013 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#7381 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
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#7383 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
#7384 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#7385 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
#7386 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#7387 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
#7388 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#7389 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
#7390 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
#7391 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
#7392 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
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#7395 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
#7396 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm gonna go pracitice instruments now, bye aDUM
#7397 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Later Timmy
Jimmy
Dalton.
#7361 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HI TOMMY
#7362 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
HOW R U
#7363 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
i R GUD

HOW U IS BE
#7364 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
BITCHIN' M80
#7365 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
TOP LEL

#7366 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i hope your home life is stable
#7367 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, then that happened
#7368 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
at least this didn't happen
#7369 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HOH SHYT

Happy anniversary, BITCH
#7370 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and to think my birthday is in a week
#7371 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY MY NUGGA.
Get a red Velvet cake
#7372 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm considering it
#7373 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
It's worth it
#7374 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why tho

why

tho

y
#7375 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
Because if you dont,

lol i dunno
#7376 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA WRECK U ADAM
#7377 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
OH SHIT
IT'S SMASH-IT SAMMMY
#7378 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
AW NO IT'S SEXY SQUIDWARD

WHAT WILL ADAM DO?

A) Give up
B) Suck dick
#7379 - grimmwaters (07/25/2013) [-]
MAY I PHONE A FRIEND?
#7380 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
NO STOP YOU FAIL
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User avatar #97 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
Meh not much
Just browsing....FROM MY BRAND NEW NOTE 2 phanact
User avatar #99 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
Ok I wanted to say phanact and I sware it auto changed to phanact
User avatar #98 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
wuzzat
User avatar #100 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
Haha my filthy item daddy changed fa.got to phanact
User avatar #101 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i noticed haha. not sure why
User avatar #102 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
Cause hes a pony fag
User avatar #103 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
indeedily doo

get membership so i can play 07scape with you
User avatar #104 - funnyjunkforlife (07/25/2013) [-]
impossible
No payment methods available in my countrey only time I was member was when I bought 6 months membership last year whwhen I was in germany after thT didnt want to
User avatar #105 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
dammit

eh, it's whatever lol. don't play much anyways, only sparsely to mess around with my friends
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#1528 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
GET IN HERE
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User avatar #1586 - velvetunderground (07/26/2013) [+] (5 children)
stickied
pls respong
#1610 - girguy (01/01/2014) [-]
You have been visited by the Green Man.

Post this to 10 profiles or be haunted forever.
User avatar #1612 to #1610 - nippuhl (02/05/2014) [-]
Roarke
User avatar #1609 - lobsternewburg (12/01/2013) [-]
why
#1607 - gerdinn (11/25/2013) [-]
**gerdinn rolls 47**
#1605 - joshofsouls (08/11/2013) [-]


I have brought forth the power of the green mages and forged for you this thumb, take it and use it well.
#1604 - peacegirl (08/05/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday



omg im so late
#1603 - scaredog (08/04/2013) [-]
Happy belated birthday
#1602 - GodzillaFTW (08/02/2013) [-]
Merry birthmas Tom
#1601 - gerdinn (08/02/2013) [-]
happy birthday <3 <3 <3 <3   
   
TAKE THIS RANDOM CHICK
happy birthday <3 <3 <3 <3

TAKE THIS RANDOM CHICK
User avatar #1590 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
cunt
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
baby please
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
what up tho
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
about to play some blacklight
gonna level up to max to get a good weapon

and where the **** were you since 3 days?
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - velvetunderground (07/28/2013) [-]
on Obscurity
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
what?

you are obscurity?
#1599 to #1597 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
lol i had no idea

you're still an asshole
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
nah like

i'm sunset

obscurity is in college
User avatar #1585 - girguy (07/25/2013) [-]
13000 fj points pls thx
User avatar #1557 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
You should **** the monkey
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User avatar #1559 to #1556 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
it's not too late
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User avatar #1561 to #1560 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
whip it good
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User avatar #1535 to #1534 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
how are you friend
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User avatar #1549 to #1548 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm so beautiful
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#1502 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
sup asshole
sup asshole
#1528 to #1527 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
just got back from taco bell and the ghetto
#1504 to #1503 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
i never had taco bell
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
is berry gudd
#1506 to #1505 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
now im hungry ....wanna go on runescape for old times sake?   
i havent loged in in a year
now im hungry ....wanna go on runescape for old times sake?
i havent loged in in a year
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
lol sure. what world? i'm assuming eoc
User avatar #1509 to #1507 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
send me friend rq

king roman56

new intro music is cool
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't know what the **** is going on
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
df zamy boss??
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
send rq once you sort out
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i'm tommy lol
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
whos tommy
User avatar #1517 to #1515 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
what?
who was i talking to before?
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't know lmao
User avatar #1520 to #1516 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
oh your id is tommy lol
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
yes

anyways i'm logging out because **** this
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
fine lets find a small world

try to adjust to the new habbitat?
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
noooo this is confusing
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
take a deep breath

we can do this
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - velvetunderground (07/23/2013) [-]
I CAN'T GET USED TO THIS
#1526 to #1525 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
dont be such a pussy
dont be such a pussy
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
w 3 and yes eoc.
User avatar #1041 - phanact (07/05/2013) [-]
So, are there any users on here with both #1 on their profile in both content and comments?
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