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#1654 - skype has never been more intimate  [+] (18 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
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#1655 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Skype is always on the brim of pure intimate ecstasy
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#1656 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm more comfortable talking on skype than in real life
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#1657 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm starting to enjoy conversation with people in school more than on the internet personally
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#1658 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i don't talk to people irl really
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#1659 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't either really until half way through last year had an amazing lunch table of cool people and it just kind of went on from there
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#1660 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i just kept silent for the most part, maybe talked to someone a few times or something
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#1661 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
This year if you're still going to school try and sit with one of your good friends and then try to make friends with his friends that's what I did and it was the most fun I've ever had even if it was for only 50 minutes a day
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#1662 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
nooooo
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#1663 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
yus nigga
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#1664 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
nooooooooo
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#1665 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
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#1666 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
pls no
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#1667 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
pls yus
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#1668 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
why
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#1669 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
why not
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#1670 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm shy
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#1671 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I dislike interaction with people so much that I'll go so far as to change my sleep schedule so everyone's asleep while I wander around and if they're up I'll sit in my room/avoid them until they're gone there have been times were I don't like interacting with people so much I won't even see or talk to my parents for a week or two even though half the time they're right outside my door if I can talk to people you can too
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#1672 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
hey that's what i do
#1652 - todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back t… 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
#1650 - and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall yyy…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu
#1648 - i've been singing Oasis in skype calls  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
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#1649 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
That sounds entertaining
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#1650 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

yyyyou're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu
#1646 - thank god for circulating air  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
#1647 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
So how has your day been besides that heat problem
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#1648 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i've been singing Oasis in skype calls
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#1649 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
That sounds entertaining
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#1650 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

yyyyou're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu
#1644 - i don't mind it, i'm inside when the heat is most fierce  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
#1645 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Yea thankfully I was inside the whole time that heat wave was here thank god for air conditioners and fans
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#1646 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
thank god for circulating air
#1647 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
So how has your day been besides that heat problem
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#1648 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i've been singing Oasis in skype calls
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#1649 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
That sounds entertaining
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#1650 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

yyyyou're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu
#1642 - it's in the 90s here  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
#1643 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Jesus we just got out of a heat wave a day or two ago so I understand your pain
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#1644 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i don't mind it, i'm inside when the heat is most fierce
#1645 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Yea thankfully I was inside the whole time that heat wave was here thank god for air conditioners and fans
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#1646 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
thank god for circulating air
#1647 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
So how has your day been besides that heat problem
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#1648 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i've been singing Oasis in skype calls
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#1649 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
That sounds entertaining
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#1650 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

yyyyou're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu
#1640 - i'm hot and watching a movie  [+] (12 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
#1641 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I can't wait till it gets colder it's still a bit too hot here even at only mid 80's
#1642 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
it's in the 90s here
#1643 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Jesus we just got out of a heat wave a day or two ago so I understand your pain
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#1644 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i don't mind it, i'm inside when the heat is most fierce
#1645 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Yea thankfully I was inside the whole time that heat wave was here thank god for air conditioners and fans
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#1646 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
thank god for circulating air
#1647 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
So how has your day been besides that heat problem
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#1648 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i've been singing Oasis in skype calls
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#1649 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
That sounds entertaining
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#1650 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

yyyyou're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu
#1638 - how are you  [+] (14 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
#1639 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I am testicles and you my friend?
#1640 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm hot and watching a movie
#1641 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I can't wait till it gets colder it's still a bit too hot here even at only mid 80's
#1642 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
it's in the 90s here
#1643 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Jesus we just got out of a heat wave a day or two ago so I understand your pain
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#1644 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i don't mind it, i'm inside when the heat is most fierce
#1645 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Yea thankfully I was inside the whole time that heat wave was here thank god for air conditioners and fans
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#1646 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
thank god for circulating air
#1647 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
So how has your day been besides that heat problem
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#1648 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i've been singing Oasis in skype calls
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#1649 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
That sounds entertaining
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#1650 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

yyyyou're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu
#1636 - and so does luke  [+] (16 new replies) 07/25/2013 on laclosa's profile 0
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#1637 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes he does
#1638 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
how are you
#1639 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I am testicles and you my friend?
#1640 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i'm hot and watching a movie
#1641 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
I can't wait till it gets colder it's still a bit too hot here even at only mid 80's
#1642 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
it's in the 90s here
#1643 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Jesus we just got out of a heat wave a day or two ago so I understand your pain
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#1644 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i don't mind it, i'm inside when the heat is most fierce
#1645 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Yea thankfully I was inside the whole time that heat wave was here thank god for air conditioners and fans
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#1646 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
thank god for circulating air
#1647 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
So how has your day been besides that heat problem
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#1648 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
i've been singing Oasis in skype calls
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#1649 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
That sounds entertaining
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#1650 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
and afterrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

yyyyou're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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#1651 - laclosa (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh lord
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#1652 - velvetunderground (07/25/2013) [-]
todaaay is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuu