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    Raids are comin Raids are comin
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    Error 404 plane not found Error 404 plane not found
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    Title and a bawww Title and a bawww
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    gordon freeman gordon freeman
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    black overdose? black overdose?
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    Well do you? Well do you?
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    FUCK YOU OSAMA FUCK YOU OSAMA
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#342 - **velvan rolled image ** 05/24/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#341 - **velvan rolled image ** 05/24/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#340 - *roll image*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#341 - velvan (05/24/2014) [-]
**velvan rolled image**
#84 - Oh i see thanks bro 02/28/2014 on Grievous 0
#77 - Oh, well Why not replace his lungs ?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Grievous 0
User avatar #79 - lordxdanswich (02/28/2014) [-]
From Wookiepedia "As he fled, Jedi Master Mace Windu Force crushed the plates covering Grievous's internal organ sac, injuring his lungs and aggravating the General's already irritating wheezing and coughing problems; a result of his organic form not taking well to his cyborg implants. This crippling blow injured Grievous for the rest of his life, which would not be long" there you go
User avatar #78 - lordxdanswich (02/28/2014) [-]
I have no idea, maybe it wasn't possible without killing him?
User avatar #84 - velvan (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh i see thanks bro
#68 - Wait since Mace crushed his chest plate why didnt they just re…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Grievous 0
User avatar #91 - huntergriff (02/28/2014) [-]
It...was more of samuel L Jackson crushing the cyborgs organs partially.
User avatar #76 - lordxdanswich (02/28/2014) [-]
I think the problem was more that windu crushing his chest plate damaged his lungs, replacing the chest plate wouldn't have done much to alleviate his wheezing
User avatar #77 - velvan (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh, well Why not replace his lungs ?
User avatar #79 - lordxdanswich (02/28/2014) [-]
From Wookiepedia "As he fled, Jedi Master Mace Windu Force crushed the plates covering Grievous's internal organ sac, injuring his lungs and aggravating the General's already irritating wheezing and coughing problems; a result of his organic form not taking well to his cyborg implants. This crippling blow injured Grievous for the rest of his life, which would not be long" there you go
User avatar #78 - lordxdanswich (02/28/2014) [-]
I have no idea, maybe it wasn't possible without killing him?
User avatar #84 - velvan (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh i see thanks bro
#132 - Well, as the legion increased their size and power they had to… 02/18/2014 on A quality post 0
#11 - If my teacher was ******* me I would not tell any…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Couldn't Decide +77
#181 - fbiagent (02/12/2014) [-]
>nice car
#109 - ggdhindo (02/12/2014) [-]
wanna see a nice car?

here you go


subie gang anybody?
User avatar #65 - mcfluffykins (02/12/2014) [-]
A lot of them probably do keep their mouths shut. I mean come on, how would it be possible to document all of the cases where the kids never told anyone?
User avatar #57 - lolzordz (02/12/2014) [-]
you wouldnt brag if you were banging a hot teacher?

ya..
User avatar #48 - approval (02/12/2014) [-]
It's cause these kids are fucking dumb and take photos and videos.
#22 - jaketasticness (02/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - moistnuggests (02/12/2014) [-]
Maybe their parents checked their phones to find nude pics of their teacher?

>Parent: Why the fuck do you have nude pics of your teacher on your phone!?
>Kid: Well I kind of found them on the internet...
>Parent: This was sent to you!
>Kid: No it was one of my friends, he texted it so I could have on my phone
>Parent: Isn't this your teachers number?
>Kid: Ok, she game me a bj but its not a big deal Timmy fucked her


User avatar #12 - xturboxx (02/12/2014) [-]
Because they're 15. And uh, yeah that just about wraps it up.
#26 - Its a ******* cartoon  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2014 on you're goddamn right 0
User avatar #27 - Chubs (01/28/2014) [-]
its the fucking internet
User avatar #37 - lecorbi (01/28/2014) [-]
it is fucking
#42 - muscularsystem (01/28/2014) [-]
It sure is reddit in here.
User avatar #43 - lecorbi (01/28/2014) [-]
i've never been there. don't do such thing to me
#156 - I applaud you 01/27/2014 on Faces of FJ 0
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