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Gender: female
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: xbox1, 3ds
Video Games Played: Skyrim, GTA, Borderlands, etc.
Interests: Singing, laughing, languages, etc.
Date Signed Up:4/24/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Oak Ridge Tennessee
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I love music, singing, and having fun! Laughing makes me feel better which is why I go here. Anyway, have a cool day ladies and gents.

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#979 - I know this is super late...like really really late...but it w… 9 hours ago on What's making you depressed? 0
#47 - Picture 12/31/2015 on The stuff of nightmares 0
#31 - No, actually. I'm perfectly aware of the difference. As I've s… 12/24/2015 on Except during sexy time -1
#30 - I'm well aware there is a difference. However, the content sai…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Except during sexy time -1
#44 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Someone: "you should never do meth"

You: "but what if someone holds your family hostage and threatens to murder them unless you do meth?!?"
#13 - Well I know that some guys like being hit, pushed around, made…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Except during sexy time +3
#29 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Are you genuinely too stupid to know the difference between abuse and BDSM, or was that a joke?
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#31 - velutluna (12/24/2015) [-]
No, actually. I'm perfectly aware of the difference. As I've said prior, the content said to NEVER hit a man. There are times when you can, but ONLY if he wants it. THAT is the difference between abuse and a healthy D/s relationship.
#27 - vigilum (12/24/2015) [-]
There's a difference between a D/s relationship and simply being abusive, and equating the two only encourages shitty doms.
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#30 - velutluna (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm well aware there is a difference. However, the content said to NEVER hit a man. Not to hit a man when he doesn't like it. Some men like it. Some don't. That being said, due to this scenario, you should hit a man, only if he wants it.
#44 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Someone: "you should never do meth"

You: "but what if someone holds your family hostage and threatens to murder them unless you do meth?!?"
#20 - vexeranhd (12/24/2015) [-]
Is that Jennifer Love Hewitt?
If not, it looks like her. pic related, it's her.
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#18 - jokexplain (12/24/2015) [-]
Some girls like the same thing. ;)
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#16 - hirollin (12/24/2015) [-]
Title.
#80 - you have a fun sized cat with you? 12/20/2015 on velutluna's profile 0
#77 - but so is being under 5 ft tall. soooo  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on velutluna's profile 0
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#79 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Also if I'm slow to reply, I've a cat with me.
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#78 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Fun-sized! :333333333
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#80 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
you have a fun sized cat with you?
#75 - if anything, I'M the one jumping  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2015 on velutluna's profile 0
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#76 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
But the wheelchair is a thing.
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#77 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
but so is being under 5 ft tall. soooo
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#79 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Also if I'm slow to reply, I've a cat with me.
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#78 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Fun-sized! :333333333
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#80 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
you have a fun sized cat with you?
#73 - im 4 8..you aint gotta jump xD  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2015 on velutluna's profile 0
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#74 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm 6'3".
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#75 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
if anything, I'M the one jumping
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#76 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
But the wheelchair is a thing.
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#77 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
but so is being under 5 ft tall. soooo
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#79 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Also if I'm slow to reply, I've a cat with me.
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#78 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Fun-sized! :333333333
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#80 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
you have a fun sized cat with you?
#71 - congrats!!!!!! up top! -high fives-  [+] (9 new replies) 12/20/2015 on velutluna's profile 0
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#72 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
**plataeiou jumps and high fives**
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#73 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
im 4 8..you aint gotta jump xD
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#74 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm 6'3".
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#75 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
if anything, I'M the one jumping
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#76 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
But the wheelchair is a thing.
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#77 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
but so is being under 5 ft tall. soooo
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#79 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Also if I'm slow to reply, I've a cat with me.
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#78 - plataeiou (12/20/2015) [-]
Fun-sized! :333333333
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#80 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
you have a fun sized cat with you?

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User avatar #68 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
cheekyness intensifies
User avatar #69 to #68 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
ur a cheeky cunt m8
User avatar #70 to #69 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
cheeky cunt who got straight A's :^)
User avatar #71 to #70 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
congrats!!!!!! up top! -high fives-
User avatar #72 to #71 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**plataeiou jumps and high fives**
User avatar #73 to #72 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
im 4 8..you aint gotta jump xD
User avatar #74 to #73 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm 6'3".
User avatar #75 to #74 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
if anything, I'M the one jumping
User avatar #76 to #75 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
But the wheelchair is a thing.
User avatar #77 to #76 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
but so is being under 5 ft tall. soooo
User avatar #79 to #77 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Also if I'm slow to reply, I've a cat with me.
User avatar #78 to #77 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Fun-sized! :333333333
User avatar #80 to #78 - velutluna (12/20/2015) [-]
you have a fun sized cat with you?
User avatar #67 - crazyeyedbioll (12/19/2015) [-]
luuuunaaaa babeh hope you have a good night ;) thought Id surprise you on here
User avatar #66 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
HA
HA
essays suck
User avatar #58 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
bap
User avatar #59 to #58 - velutluna (11/27/2015) [-]
pab
User avatar #60 to #59 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
beep
User avatar #61 to #60 - velutluna (11/27/2015) [-]
sup brah.
User avatar #62 to #61 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
da sky
User avatar #63 to #62 - velutluna (11/27/2015) [-]
u cheeky basterd
User avatar #64 to #63 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
<3333
User avatar #65 to #64 - velutluna (11/27/2015) [-]
o u
User avatar #42 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
lunaaaaaaa
User avatar #43 to #42 - velutluna (11/23/2015) [-]
YOOOOOO what's up playa!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
AIN'T NO THANG HOME SLICE JUST crippling stress
User avatar #45 to #44 - velutluna (11/23/2015) [-]
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING MY DAWWWG. you okay there homeslice
User avatar #46 to #45 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Haven't been okay for a few months. I'm in desperate need of a break.
User avatar #47 to #46 - velutluna (11/23/2015) [-]
got to a chiropractor On a serious note though, you are awesome and a cool dude. Just keep on pushin. Ah shh ****** . ah shh ****** . (get up on this) YO YO YO BABY POP YEAH, YOU COME HERE, GIVE ME A KISS. BETTER MAKE IT FAST OR ELSE I'M GONNA GET PISSED.
User avatar #48 to #47 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
PUSH IT REAL GOOD
User avatar #49 to #48 - velutluna (11/23/2015) [-]
YEAAHHHHHH
User avatar #50 to #49 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Would you be Salt or Peppah?
User avatar #51 to #50 - velutluna (11/23/2015) [-]
Which one is shorter?
User avatar #53 to #51 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Should I go to bed? I have class at 9:20.
User avatar #54 to #53 - velutluna (11/23/2015) [-]
Yes. You should go to bed. But you should message me tomorrow ^^
User avatar #55 to #54 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Fair warning, I'm gonna be studying for most of tomorrow. Exam on Tuesday. :c
User avatar #56 to #55 - velutluna (11/23/2015) [-]
YOU CAN DO IT BRUH
User avatar #57 to #56 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
I'LL MESSAGE YOU AS SOON AS I CAN TOMORROW BRUH
User avatar #52 to #51 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
They're both pretty short.
#40 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
I miss talking to you
User avatar #41 to #40 - velutluna (08/12/2015) [-]
I don't know if you can see this, but I miss talking to you too. I can't talk to you like how I used to, but wanna give friendship another shot?
#39 - anon (07/07/2015) [-]
Day *********** : luna still being a stupid head and wont talk to me
User avatar #31 - crazyeyedbioll (06/18/2015) [-]
You're mine ;) Alllll mine bb gimme sum luna luvin
User avatar #32 to #31 - velutluna (06/18/2015) [-]
yes bby. I gib you luvins <3
#30 to #29 - velutluna (06/10/2015) [-]
AWWW YEAHH
User avatar #24 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
lunaaaaaa
#25 to #24 - velutluna (03/30/2015) [-]
WAT

hey bruh. I've been busy with moving and having to get rid of my awesome Alienware for a Dell piece of **** :/ I miss ma Alienware. Anyway what's up with you? How you been?
User avatar #26 to #25 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I've been fabulous, dahling. Gonna be alright?
User avatar #27 to #26 - velutluna (03/30/2015) [-]
Wonderful, dahling, wonderful
User avatar #28 to #27 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Yaaas queen! You da queen.
User avatar #3 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I agree. Profile chat time!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to my profile! I really sold the whole moon thing, huh? I actually don't like the moon that much, it just goes along with my username. I got it because of the song O Fortuna, which is like the most epic song ever.
User avatar #5 to #4 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
It is pretty damn epic, yes.
So we'll go to a game, go ice skating, then the beach...
Where else?
User avatar #6 to #5 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hmmm, well I know the Orlando area better than the Cocoa area but maybe a movie? Or dinner?
User avatar #7 to #6 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Dinner and a movie?
User avatar #8 to #7 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Well I guess so. I'd like anything really


*sigh* also I reeeeaaalllly hate to do this, but he wants you to know that I do have a boyfriend BUT I REAALLLYYY wanna friend to have fun with and that sounds like an awesome night and I just really want a friend irl, you know? You sound really awesome and I want to get closer to you and be awesometastic people together.
User avatar #9 to #8 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
'Course it'll be friendly, duuuuuh.
User avatar #10 to #9 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
WHEW! Thank you sooo much!!! You really are awesome. So hockey, ice skating, beach, dinner, and movie? That sounds AMAZING. I just wish that this summer, they were playing Deadpool because I am SO looking forward to that. Are you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I'll probably go see it, yes. =p
User avatar #12 to #11 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
They chose the perfect person. Ryan Reynolds is hilarious and I've always thought he'd be a good deadpool (he also played Deadpool in the Wolverine movie). Anyway, where do you go to school? You live in Lakeland right? Does that mean you go to Florida Southern?
User avatar #13 to #12 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
o_____________o
Yes, actually...I do.
User avatar #14 to #13 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm psychic 0_0

Nah, I looked up colleges in the Lakeland Area and that was the first. I remember being in High School and seeing a few Colleges I'd never heard before and Florida Southern was one of them. I'd eventually like to go to UF, after transferring from UT. Do you play hockey?
User avatar #15 to #14 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I play sledge hockey, yes. I have a wheelchair. :3
User avatar #16 to #15 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
First, hearing sledge, I now want to listen to Sledgehammer and second, that's cool dawg. I'm 4'8 so we'll probably be the same height. (I won't feel short!!)
User avatar #17 to #16 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Perfect height!!
User avatar #18 to #17 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hooray! Already proving to be perfect homies! (because I'm not like the whitest person to be saying that kind of stuff. Seriously. You could go blind)
User avatar #19 to #18 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Perfect hug height. c:
User avatar #20 to #19 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't mean to brag, but yes. I am the perfect huggable person. I've been told I'm very comfy too. People sleep on me all the time. Heh. I'm like a travel-sized bed.
User avatar #21 to #20 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Hugs can be friendly, yeeee?
Also, I'm getting really sleepy. :c
User avatar #22 to #21 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Of course! I love hugging people! If it makes them happy, I do it ^^ Nuuuuu my newfound friend don't leaaavvee meee
User avatar #23 to #22 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Biut but I have class in the morniiiinnnngggg. ;____;
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#1 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
And took your comment virginity
And took your comment virginity
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