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#5 - They could reintegrate in those nicer prisons, atleast thats w… 09/12/2014 on Knittaz +1
#154 - I enjoy Call of Duty 1, 2 and 4, rest is pretty **… 09/12/2014 on United we stand -1
#31 - Actually orthodoxy came first. Catholicism splintered of…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on family reuinion +1
User avatar #36 - mrselfdestruct (08/25/2014) [-]
Catholicism is the branch founded by Peter.
Peter was the disciple chosen by Jesus to lead the church
#12 - The map above shows that there is a country in every continent…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I'm not even mad +22
User avatar #49 - itstuesday (07/29/2014) [-]
yeah but if all the poorest countries cancel out the ones that are richer than Bill Gates, then it's possible for Africa to be poorer than him.
#57 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
value of continent = sum of all countries. No cancelling out, just adding up. Therefore no continent is poorer than Bill Gates besides Antarctica of course.
#154 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
There's always debt to be paid, and plenty of cancelling out to do. If you had debt included on that list, I doubt even the US would have more money than Bill gates
#169 - Orc (07/29/2014) [-]
You're an idiot.
User avatar #164 - zevran (07/29/2014) [-]
This is likely measured in GDP compared to Bill Gates' estimated value. So the US would still be worth more than him even with debt paid.
#48 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
He was asking about whether or not there is a continent who's collective countries income is less than what Bill Gates makes. Which it looks like Africa may in fact make less than Bill Gates, and of course Antartica.

The question wasn't stupid, the people who read it are apparently the stupid ones.
#55 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
First of all, Antarctica's case is trivial and irrelevant. Sure, it is poorer technically but nobody was thinking about that.

Secondly, Africa cannot possibly be poorer than Bill Gates. If a continent contains even one country that is richer than Bill Gates, then obviously the entire continent must be richer than Bill Gates. The collective sum cannot be less than any individual member. Make sense?

Noble intentions fellow anon, but your brain is tired.
#54 - hopporto (07/29/2014) [-]
#29 - stealteddy (07/29/2014) [-]
the question isnt stupid, justthe asker
#56 - Killerwale (07/29/2014) [-]
The question was indeed not stupid, it was down right unintelligent and fucking stupid, especially when there's a fucking maps of world already showing countries that are poorer, and you can clearly see that continents have countries in them, and you can clearly see again, that no single continent has all it's countries that are poorer than Bill. #WhatAreYouEvenDoing
#84 - I'd really pay to see a pile of ashes turn into a zombie  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Hitler flirting with Eva... +4
User avatar #334 - chrispoot (06/11/2014) [-]
I might sound stupid for this, but, does the public even know where the body of Hitler was burried, or perhaps.... Tested on?
User avatar #323 - spceinvdr (06/11/2014) [-]
what if it was like ashes in a human shape like sandman or something

that would be the tightest shit
#15 - Picture 06/03/2014 on SLAM DUNK +2
#4 - Both the car and the pedestrian stopped.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on "democracy" 0
User avatar #7 - Ruspanic (05/20/2014) [-]
...what exactly does this have to do with democracy?
#15 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
#13 - At a point in history the king of Denmark was crowned the king…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2014 on title about how norway has... 0
User avatar #68 - confusedasian (03/07/2014) [-]
When was this? I saw last month that Swedes and Nords were buddy buddies.
User avatar #78 - zevran (03/07/2014) [-]
The Kalmar Union lasted from 1397 to 1523, when the Swedes finaly achived inderpendence after over a century of on and off revolts and rebellions. Denmark and Norway continued on and united in 1536 into Denmark-Norway.
#15 - gabemczombie (03/07/2014) [-]
#25 - Because IQ is relatable to genetics. So she didn't lose  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Oh, the Genetic Lotto... +3
#322 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
explain the ghettos ? oh ill be fair and trailer parks most there are not well on avrage are they so your point being better gentics ? in some regards yes but hwat gentic do you mean those htat effect inutalct or those htat effect deise fighting cells your body makes ? lets not forget the major issue within inbreeding shouldi point isseu with certain large cats? for someone who like getnic intulcate you dont have much alos i all get shit for speeling lck of grammer but this is also the point people i wonder how mnay will get this (i dont consider to be smart in any shape or form jsut dont like idea of people assume inulact solo based upon genetics while it is factor i know people hwo have 150+ iq but work doing construction jsut beaceu you ahve doesnt mean thye will use it to the full potatnal )
#434 - AdamBaum (03/07/2014) [-]
I don't know, I think the little guy is trying to talk to us.
#42 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
There are quite a few people with IQs of 160+ as in several hundred if not thousand of them. None of them have or will do 1/10th of the things Einstein or Stephen hawking did. IQ means nothing if your an uninspired uncreative genius who never thinks out of the box you will never discover anything even with a 220 IQ and yes someone does have a IQ of 200+ and they never done anything with their lives except go to community college and talk about their high IQ.
User avatar #343 - commontroll (03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, thousands out of 7 billion people. That's a pretty high achievement.
#328 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
An IQ of 200 is literally top of the scale, which requires creativity and logical thinking.

People would line up to give people like that jobs. You're probably thinking of people with IQs of 130-150.
#245 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
The IQ requirement for being a genius is actually at just 120 points (Diminishing returns start at 130), but you also need to have a low latent inhibition in order to be a genius.
Without it, you're just a little smarter than other people - Not a genius.

#22 - Initiating rant: Welcome to reality. That's how human…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on . +3
#33 - Tommovdv (02/08/2014) [-]
To use your own words,

Welcome to reality. Where everyone is a selfish asshole when it all comes down to it.
I have never been suicidal nor have I known someone who is. But I feel that people are taking their own lives way too easily these days. People don't like me, better kill myself, I get bullied in school, better kill myself. There are so many teens these days slitting their own wrists for the stupidest reasons. While there are children out there with terminal diseases, crippling injuries and fucked up home situations that have a better take on life than teenagers these days. I swear if bullying is a reason to kill yourself I would have been dead a loooooooong fucking time ago.

Why would you kill yourself? If you do that, that means everything wrong in your life that has ever been thrown at you has won. Grow a fucking spine, stand up to it. What makes one so fucking desperate they're even thinking of ending their own life?
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