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#4 - you are entitled to your own opinion 06/06/2013 on Sick of Game of Thrones... +1
#7 - Picture 06/06/2013 on I can't sleep now. +11
#4 - why yes, yes he is.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Good Point +1
User avatar #5 - trojandetected (06/06/2013) [-]
i tried to make a funny
User avatar #6 - vegardwd (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, it wasn't funny
#17 - I am eating chocolate ice cream 06/06/2013 on Glossy technology 0
#9 - maybe OP is younger and lives at his sisters house?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Is it okay for me to be... 0
User avatar #10 - flemsdfer (06/06/2013) [-]
Well it was put "Who lives with me" Sounds like they are head of household.
#3 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Kinda a dick move, but i lol'd +1
#22 - Undercooked Tofu. That doesnt sound good at all 06/06/2013 on Quizzes these days... +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Rebel +27
#41 - escapedfromkitchen (06/06/2013) [-]
#8 - Would someone please explain to me what is happening in this G…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Faaake +16
User avatar #9 - InspectorGadget (06/06/2013) [-]
He's cutting off his scalp with some kind of electrical saw
User avatar #10 - mrjbrown (06/06/2013) [-]
*jigsaw* for future reference
#27 - ddylann (06/06/2013) [-]
believe its called a sawzall
User avatar #28 - mrjbrown (06/06/2013) [-]
ya . . look below . . .
#16 - mookiez (06/06/2013) [-]
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This is a jigsaw.
User avatar #23 - mrjbrown (06/06/2013) [-]
you are correct it is a sawzall get the confused here and there dont use them frequently enough
User avatar #26 - mookiez (06/06/2013) [-]
It's cool. I've done construction for years and used everything under the sun.
#20 - ryannagle (06/06/2013) [-]
no this is a jigsaw
#24 - HomelessPhilMo (06/06/2013) [-]
#11 - derpepper (06/06/2013) [-]
Thats actually a reciprocating saw, commonly known as a sawzall because of the brand name. Ten points for trying though!
User avatar #18 - bottleofrum (06/06/2013) [-]
some guy got his face cut open with a sawsaw and FJ is arguing exactly what kind of saw it is. I'm proud to be an FJ.
#25 - derpepper (06/06/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to argue, I was trying to educate ...and as a carpenter with self diagnosed ocd I HAD to educate.

But hey., Im proud too!!! thumbs
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#4 - no man, its obviously Sam and Frodo 06/05/2013 on Supervillain employees +1
#6 - This is my personal favoutite of all SW duels  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2013 on sword fights +1
#20 - angelious (06/05/2013) [-]
y know.this may come of stupid.but dont you think this fight scene is very similiar to dooku vs anakin in sw3

when anakin kills dooku...kinda similiar....am i onto something or am i just being stoopid?
User avatar #150 - kuchikirukia (06/06/2013) [-]
One has acting. The other doesn't.
#151 - angelious (06/06/2013) [-]
yeah but the overall scene and the way it plays out.palpatine sits in a chair as his supposed new student takes on his old student and in the end kills the old student and blaa blaa blaa


User avatar #7 - blazekingxxx (06/05/2013) [-]
I think it is one of the best out of the original 3
#3 - At first I wondered where the other starks were, then I realiz… 06/05/2013 on Make a syndrome out of... 0
#20 - *SPOILER ALERT* I haven'tread the book series, but as soon… 06/04/2013 on The Red Wedding source 0
#50 - BIngo, altough his name is walder ive heard 06/04/2013 on Hodor +1
#18 - meh 06/04/2013 on vegardwd's profile 0
#14 - tahtb was shaggydog, rIckons wolf  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on I love a wedding +2
#15 - taurusguy (06/03/2013) [-]
I have yet to find the books in my country, my language, yes the books are here, but i want them in English, so sorry but i wont be visiting this anymore because spoilers.
#16 - taurusguy (06/03/2013) [-]
inb someone starts posting pictures of car spoilers...
#8 - Greasy* 06/03/2013 on dot 0
#7 - I just washed my hands so my finger aren't freasy  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on dot +4
User avatar #8 - vegardwd (06/03/2013) [-]
Greasy*
#12 - Why would Brans wolf be with Robb?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2013 on I love a wedding +2
#13 - taurusguy (06/03/2013) [-]
Bran's wolf was there when Snow killed the guys and took the horse, there were 2 wolves, idk who's the 2nd one was.
User avatar #14 - vegardwd (06/03/2013) [-]
tahtb was shaggydog, rIckons wolf
#15 - taurusguy (06/03/2013) [-]
I have yet to find the books in my country, my language, yes the books are here, but i want them in English, so sorry but i wont be visiting this anymore because spoilers.
#16 - taurusguy (06/03/2013) [-]
inb someone starts posting pictures of car spoilers...
#3 - july 20 06/03/2013 on Badass grandpa +1
#1 - just watched the new episode this sums it up pretty well ;_;  [+] (10 new replies) 06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin +79
#58 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
I watched the episode with a girl that I really, really like.
She started crying like crazy when she saw it, and I thought I'd be nice and give her a box of tissues, to dry her eyes. This backfired on me, however, as she and I were sitting in my bed, looking at the Episode on my computer.
The question that I had not expected her to ask, was asked. "Why do you have this box of tissues by your bed?". I don't think I'll ever see her again.

Sufficient to say, nothing good was born of this episode.
User avatar #68 - admiralen (06/03/2013) [-]
if she didnt realize guys masturbate shes to stupid to see again
#79 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
I think that the fact that guys masturbate was clear to her. What might have been the major factor of super-death in any form of relationship with us could have been the fact that she'd been sitting and lying on my bed, numerous times. Even going to far as to wrap herself in my covers and hug my pillows, and then realizing that I had masturbated in that bed. A lot.

I don't know, though. It just might have been my curtains.
#82 - sfagias (06/03/2013) [-]
Could have told her that you caught a cold.
#89 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
I could have, but when somebody asks that one question that you'd never - in a million years - be prepared for, you become sort of like a Deer in a car's headlights. You just freeze there, looking like the guilty, stupid fucker that you are.
So, while I could have - I didn't, because I didn't really think that far ahead. When I try to do something nice for people (which isn't very often), I'm completely unprepared for the person to say anything else than "Thanks.". I suppose it's sort of socially programmed into me to expect nothing else than "Thanks".
#95 - sfagias (06/03/2013) [-]
True, but now you'll be prepared for the next one!
#97 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
You speak of this "Next one" as though you believe that a Girl voluntarily sitting down in my bed and watching movies with me is a common occurrence.
#107 - sfagias (06/03/2013) [-]
you have to BELIEVE son! BELIEVE!
User avatar #2 - episode (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm not that new....
#17 - rongkong (06/03/2013) [-]
#52 - I did that too 06/02/2013 on Math Magic. 0
#1 - Not also does it smell different, It tastes a lot better as well 06/01/2013 on /b/ does science +4
#3 - Lara Croft, from the Tomb Raider series 06/01/2013 on Behind the voices 0
#19 - Djibouti, Iguana, Grape  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Math Magic. +1
#25 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
i got that too but i feel like i cheated by looking at my map of the world with countrys listed in alphbetic order. am i a bad person?
User avatar #52 - vegardwd (06/02/2013) [-]
I did that too

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#17 - jonsnowiskill (06/04/2013) [-]
Hey, do you like my username?
User avatar #18 to #17 - vegardwd (06/04/2013) [-]
meh
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User avatar #10 to #11 - vegardwd (01/29/2012) [-]
only time i get dubs is on my profile -.-
User avatar #6 - macoos (09/20/2011) [-]
Yay! Fint å se at ikke ALLE nordmenn er artige.no newfags <3
User avatar #7 to #8 - vegardwd (09/21/2011) [-]
artige.no er shait, nesten alle jeg kjenner går rundt og roper forever alone og me gusta. oh god what have this world come to?
User avatar #8 to #9 - macoos (09/21/2011) [-]
ikr!
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#4 - xbananus (05/15/2011) [-]
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#2 - vegardwd (03/26/2011) [-]
i love this fkn picture :D
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