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|#4 - you are entitled to your own opinion||06/06/2013 on Sick of Game of Thrones...||+1|
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|#4 - why yes, yes he is. [+] (2 new replies)||06/06/2013 on Good Point||+1|
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|#9 - maybe OP is younger and lives at his sisters house? [+] (1 new reply)||06/06/2013 on Is it okay for me to be...||0|
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|#22 - Undercooked Tofu. That doesnt sound good at all||06/06/2013 on Quizzes these days...||+1|
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|#4 - no man, its obviously Sam and Frodo||06/05/2013 on Supervillain employees||+1|
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|#20 - *SPOILER ALERT* I haven'tread the book series, but as soon…||06/04/2013 on The Red Wedding source||0|
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|#7 - I just washed my hands so my finger aren't freasy [+] (1 new reply)||06/03/2013 on dot||+4|
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|#3 - july 20||06/03/2013 on Badass grandpa||+1|
|#1 - just watched the new episode this sums it up pretty well ;_; [+] (10 new replies)||06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin||+79|
#58 - anonexplains (06/03/2013) [-]
I watched the episode with a girl that I really, really like.
She started crying like crazy when she saw it, and I thought I'd be nice and give her a box of tissues, to dry her eyes. This backfired on me, however, as she and I were sitting in my bed, looking at the Episode on my computer.
The question that I had not expected her to ask, was asked. "Why do you have this box of tissues by your bed?". I don't think I'll ever see her again.
Sufficient to say, nothing good was born of this episode.
#79 - anonexplains (06/03/2013) [-]
I think that the fact that guys masturbate was clear to her. What might have been the major factor of super-death in any form of relationship with us could have been the fact that she'd been sitting and lying on my bed, numerous times. Even going to far as to wrap herself in my covers and hug my pillows, and then realizing that I had masturbated in that bed. A lot.
I don't know, though. It just might have been my curtains.
#89 - anonexplains (06/03/2013) [-]
I could have, but when somebody asks that one question that you'd never - in a million years - be prepared for, you become sort of like a Deer in a car's headlights. You just freeze there, looking like the guilty, stupid fucker that you are.
So, while I could have - I didn't, because I didn't really think that far ahead. When I try to do something nice for people (which isn't very often), I'm completely unprepared for the person to say anything else than "Thanks.". I suppose it's sort of socially programmed into me to expect nothing else than "Thanks".
#97 - anonexplains (06/03/2013) [-]
You speak of this "Next one" as though you believe that a Girl voluntarily sitting down in my bed and watching movies with me is a common occurrence.
|#52 - I did that too||06/02/2013 on Math Magic.||0|
|#1 - Not also does it smell different, It tastes a lot better as well||06/01/2013 on /b/ does science||+4|
|#3 - Lara Croft, from the Tomb Raider series||06/01/2013 on Behind the voices||0|
|#19 - Djibouti, Iguana, Grape [+] (2 new replies)||06/01/2013 on Math Magic.||+1|
#25 - anonexplains (06/01/2013) [-]
i got that too but i feel like i cheated by looking at my map of the world with countrys listed in alphbetic order. am i a bad person?