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#42 - all you ******* citrus fruits are the same b…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2014 on When life gives you lemons,... +23
User avatar #43 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
Frankly, sir, I'm offended
User avatar #62 - swagasauruss (01/14/2014) [-]
Hi offended, I'm dad
#60 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
See guys, Phanact is not as much of a faggot as we make him out to be.
#86 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
aaaaaand downvote. Guess I knew that was coming anyway.
User avatar #44 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
since when did your kind get the right to feel offended?
#39 - phanact,.. you came all the way over here? okay, thats all…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/13/2014 on When life gives you lemons,... +8
User avatar #40 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm an orange, not a lemon
#49 - oyes (01/14/2014) [-]
oranges have seeds, seeds are like the productive glands of fruits.
seeds are like babies, oranges have babies.
Phanact is a woman.

Btw you should capitalize your name. You're a mod, not a toddler. maybe you are
User avatar #46 - FRAMIUS (01/13/2014) [-]
What does your name mean...
User avatar #47 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
It means 'orange' in swahili
User avatar #73 - thomasman (01/14/2014) [-]
machungwa is orange in swahili according to google translate

User avatar #74 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
Yes, its a joke.
User avatar #75 - thomasman (01/14/2014) [-]
i didn't get it

im so sorry
#42 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
all you fucking citrus fruits are the same bunch of bitterskinned, no good juice fruits is what you are.
User avatar #43 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
Frankly, sir, I'm offended
User avatar #62 - swagasauruss (01/14/2014) [-]
Hi offended, I'm dad
#60 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
See guys, Phanact is not as much of a faggot as we make him out to be.
#86 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
aaaaaand downvote. Guess I knew that was coming anyway.
User avatar #44 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
since when did your kind get the right to feel offended?
#140 - FUND RAISER TO BAN PHANACT!!  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Ideas To Get FunnyJunk Money +8
User avatar #184 - laschat (01/13/2014) [-]
We could call it the BAN-ACT! Sorry for the lame pun.
User avatar #141 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
First to 1000$ bans me
User avatar #245 - freakyorange (01/13/2014) [-]
are you orange because the pictures of yourself you posted are orange?
User avatar #315 - pokemonstheshiz (01/13/2014) [-]
he's orange because of his horse pictures
User avatar #142 - Pwnisher (01/12/2014) [-]
fucking genius. there we solved the financial problem
#4 - ... what subject is that?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Not nice +4
#84 - thewoozlewaazle (01/13/2014) [-]
the subject of preschool
User avatar #21 - captainrattrap (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm glad someone asked. Like, what was the point of this question? That he knows not to swim in trash? What?
#85 - thewoozlewaazle (01/13/2014) [-]
to teach someone not to swim with a dark ginger
User avatar #11 - muffintime (01/13/2014) [-]
probably a university course in murica'
User avatar #14 - subtard (01/13/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to his question...
#6 - pootismang (01/13/2014) [-]
Kindergarten in Murica is where we teach kids things that come naturally to most.
#10 - you know, you should, arm it to him ..gheh  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on You gotta hand it to this guy +1
User avatar #11 - deathklokiller (01/12/2014) [-]
he dose look like a handy man look what he did to that door
#9 - gheheh. hand..  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on You gotta hand it to this guy 0
User avatar #10 - vedgetable (01/12/2014) [-]
you know, you should, arm it to him ..gheh
User avatar #11 - deathklokiller (01/12/2014) [-]
he dose look like a handy man look what he did to that door
#17 - this was actually done in the mid evil times, they would catap…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Buh-bye! +2
#42 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
medieval*
#33 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
lol, mid-evil
#115 - "unban for ten dollar" yes like where not alread… 01/12/2014 on Ideas To Get FunnyJunk Money 0
#485 - >you > ******* >tard … 01/12/2014 on its funny because its true 0
#484 - you brought it on yourselfs, you didnt want to work in your ow… 01/12/2014 on its funny because its true 0
#92 - looks like you aint hangin with no real ***** , ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on problem 0
User avatar #95 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
Damn right.
#210 - thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem
#206 - :\ and seeing you a girl, like on a scale of 1-10 how much doe…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #207 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
In my experiences, the pain only ever reaches a level 2-3. Never anything over a 4. It's not so much painful as it is uncomfortable. It's an odd feeling for your body and your concentration has to play a part in it or else it will hurt. After the first few times I was able to control myself better and know what to expect.. This made things a lot easier. Plus I always ask for more lube if I feel I need it, no matter what.

Using fingers (or whatever else) can help beforehand. Of course, enter in slowly. Also, I've learned it seems to be less uncomfortable for me if he completely crouches over me (assuming this is in doggy. So like, he's on all fours over top of me), rather than standing straight up on his knees (but I like this better because it's sexier, I think). The angle of the penis makes a significant difference.
User avatar #210 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,
User avatar #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem
#204 - so i cant hide a lubetube  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
#203 - does nut juice count as lube or spit my parents …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #205 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
It can, but it may not be enough.
And I heard not to use spit.
User avatar #206 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
:\ and seeing you a girl, like on a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt cause i stopped when i started feeling she was hurting
User avatar #207 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
In my experiences, the pain only ever reaches a level 2-3. Never anything over a 4. It's not so much painful as it is uncomfortable. It's an odd feeling for your body and your concentration has to play a part in it or else it will hurt. After the first few times I was able to control myself better and know what to expect.. This made things a lot easier. Plus I always ask for more lube if I feel I need it, no matter what.

Using fingers (or whatever else) can help beforehand. Of course, enter in slowly. Also, I've learned it seems to be less uncomfortable for me if he completely crouches over me (assuming this is in doggy. So like, he's on all fours over top of me), rather than standing straight up on his knees (but I like this better because it's sexier, I think). The angle of the penis makes a significant difference.
User avatar #210 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,
User avatar #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #204 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
so i cant hide a lubetube
User avatar #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
#68 - irohnicly* 01/11/2014 on problem 0
#67 - having a strong back means carrying those who you care for. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2014 on problem 0
User avatar #91 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
and what if you don't care for anyone because they don't care for you?
I really really want to care but I can't because I would just end up being used.
User avatar #92 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
looks like you aint hangin with no real nigga, are you a real nigga?
User avatar #95 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
Damn right.
User avatar #68 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
irohnicly*
#60 - anal isnt all fun and games, like really it took me half…  [+] (25 new replies) 01/09/2014 on heh times sure have changed +28
#138 - marioauditore (01/10/2014) [-]
Anal protip: Try it first thing in the morning. While she's still sleeping. Her asshole is going to be completely relaxed. Also, by the time she wake up completely and realizes she's not just having a very realistic and exciting anal rape dream, she will be so wet and turned on that she's going to love anal for the rest of her life.

Or she's going to punch you in the face. Still worth a try.
User avatar #209 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
How do I tell my bf to try this without sounding weird?
#212 - marioauditore (01/11/2014) [-]
Blame it on me. Invite him at your place, leave your browser open on this thread and wait until he finds it. If he read this comment he'll know what's up. If he asks you about it don't give a stright answer but act flirty. For maximum efficiency sleep on your side. Naked. Enjoy.
User avatar #213 - prettypalmtrees (01/13/2014) [-]
I'll do this. Thanks <3
User avatar #121 - prettypalmtrees (01/10/2014) [-]
Use more lube. And if that's not enough, use even more.
User avatar #203 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
does nut juice count as lube or spit my parents cant know im already fucking.
User avatar #205 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
It can, but it may not be enough.
And I heard not to use spit.
User avatar #206 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
:\ and seeing you a girl, like on a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt cause i stopped when i started feeling she was hurting
User avatar #207 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
In my experiences, the pain only ever reaches a level 2-3. Never anything over a 4. It's not so much painful as it is uncomfortable. It's an odd feeling for your body and your concentration has to play a part in it or else it will hurt. After the first few times I was able to control myself better and know what to expect.. This made things a lot easier. Plus I always ask for more lube if I feel I need it, no matter what.

Using fingers (or whatever else) can help beforehand. Of course, enter in slowly. Also, I've learned it seems to be less uncomfortable for me if he completely crouches over me (assuming this is in doggy. So like, he's on all fours over top of me), rather than standing straight up on his knees (but I like this better because it's sexier, I think). The angle of the penis makes a significant difference.
User avatar #210 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,
User avatar #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #204 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
so i cant hide a lubetube
User avatar #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
User avatar #109 - harryb (01/10/2014) [-]
Should have probably brought a key.
#93 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
You're telling me!
#201 - bossguycumsplash (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #119 - exclamation (01/10/2014) [-]
What?!
#100 - jewcmarshal (01/10/2014) [-]
#99 - niggasaurus (01/10/2014) [-]
#92 - dharkmoswen has deleted their comment.
User avatar #84 - misticalz (01/09/2014) [-]
That's why you go
1 finger
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dick
User avatar #65 - Kingsteveooo (01/09/2014) [-]
btw doesn't sound like you used enough lube
User avatar #63 - Kingsteveooo (01/09/2014) [-]
Sex might make your day, but anal will make your hole weak!
#66 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
#71 - megamonsterman (01/09/2014) [-]
i liked this better then the actual image
#168 - its like ten degrees celcius here, in holland, thats like 10 d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on This is how cold it is in... +1
#181 - jesa (01/07/2014) [-]
It has been -15 and lower in New Brunswick Canada for the past 2 weeks, 10 is t-shirt weather.
#128 - sounds like the ******** my mom spurts out on a d… 01/07/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science +1
#103 - its cause your an acid rapper 01/07/2014 on (untitled) -1
#13 - **vedgetable rolls 142** 01/07/2014 on IM ON A SPREE 0
#154 - YEAHHH TOP COMMENTS **** YOUR **** JESUS! 01/06/2014 on looks like he knows what is... 0
#2 - magpull iphone case ... 01/06/2014 on home alone 0
#5 - yeah id **** her, **** her right in …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2014 on (untitled) +54
User avatar #84 - earloflemondgrab (01/07/2014) [-]
That is where I'd fuck her too!!! I thought I was the only one!!
User avatar #39 - legamethatyoulost (01/07/2014) [-]
Could you please clarify? I don't know what you mean.
User avatar #43 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (01/07/2014) [-]
i would do so many things to her she would be like "o yea mmm yea i like that" and i would just be like "yeaaaaa"
User avatar #103 - vedgetable (01/07/2014) [-]
its cause your an acid rapper
User avatar #61 - legamethatyoulost (01/07/2014) [-]
oohhhhhhhhhh.
#76 - neurofuzzy (01/07/2014) [-]
Reporter fired for remarks about missing woman on LIVE TV A reference!
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User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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