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Consoles Owned: Sega genesis,PS1,PS2,Xbox360,
Video Games Played: dishonered, dead island series. tekken series.FIFA series, red faction guerilla, elderscrolls series, fallout series,AC series,saintsrow series,farcry 3, dead rising 2, borderlands series,midnightclub, Cod series,splintercell series,alan wake, FIFA street
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:9/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6474
Highest Content Rank:#1369
Highest Comment Rank:#1316
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Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:230360
Times Content Favorited:308 times
Total Comments Made:3020
FJ Points:12931

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#434 - my bald head reflected in toiletwater 09/13/2014 on 6 word stories +2
#155 - mfw i only play fifa and people keep bonering on their pc's 09/11/2014 on 10/10 0
#140 - lol germans drink 4 bottles of wine, 10 bottles of water, 10 …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Cost of food around the world +1
#154 - saxong (09/11/2014) [-]
I did an exchange with a German family in high school, and yes. That is accurate. 100%.
#10 - id watch miranda cosgrove get ****** by nic cage, 09/10/2014 on Jimmies +7
#14 - just becausethe basement is old doest mean the ******* … 09/08/2014 on Come play with us, Terry 0
#4 - mfw i used to be a dorky too go kyle, spread your wings b… 09/08/2014 on old or new, fake or real, 0
#40 - thats what they'd look like if someone gave a **** … 09/04/2014 on It's all about perspective 0
#108 - my face when people tell me to get a gaming pc while i only bu… 09/04/2014 on the evolution of man 0
#51 - cat and dog is 24 dog and bunny is 20 the diffren…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Problem -3
#88 - honzo (08/31/2014) [-]
nice job, dumbass
User avatar #55 - carneymaster (08/31/2014) [-]
so if bunny is 6 and dog is 16 how does that make 20???
#84 - to be honest i once went full asshole to a pack of 3 girls who… 08/31/2014 on (untitled) +1
#36 - dick jokes inbound 08/30/2014 on WELL? 0
#96 - **vedgetable rolls 7,551** FOR NAZI GERMANY 08/30/2014 on JEWISH GIGGA NIGGA 0
#2 - mfw when there is this skank in my school who gets streight A'…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/30/2014 on (untitled) +128
User avatar #79 - atrocitustheking (08/30/2014) [-]
It is conceivably possible to both be promiscuous and intelligent.
User avatar #75 - chimpaflimp (08/30/2014) [-]
Maybe if you compliment her academic abilities, she'll show you why she's known as a skank. Get off FJ and go get laid, faggot.
User avatar #84 - vedgetable (08/31/2014) [-]
to be honest i once went full asshole to a pack of 3 girls who where going on at her and i basicly told all of the shut the fuck up, afterwards boththe 3 girls somehow liked me and the other girl
bitches is crazy dog
User avatar #59 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/30/2014) [-]
There was a girl at my school that was widely known to be a slut, a drunkard, and to do cocaine on the weekends, yet still got straight A's and a perfect score on the SAT. Everyone mocked and hated her for the most part, but I couldn't help but respect her for being so successful in spite of being a party skank. More power to them both in my opinion.
User avatar #54 - aherorising (08/30/2014) [-]
maybe she's providing special services to the teach lol
User avatar #42 - masterboll (08/30/2014) [-]
slut =/= retarded slut

you can usually find sluts in different groups of girls
User avatar #34 - pokemonstheshiz (08/30/2014) [-]
what does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #56 - podins (08/30/2014) [-]
TOO BAD SHE DONT SLEEP WITH YOU
STATUS :
COMISSAR REKT
User avatar #83 - pokemonstheshiz (08/31/2014) [-]
I didn't even say anything about the girl dumbass.
User avatar #31 - veryevilmen (08/30/2014) [-]
what does her being a slut have to do with getting good grades? I mean its possible to do both and doesnt really matter in the end.
#27 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
But you can be both... right? I mean, bangin everyone doesn't necessarily mean you're stupid.
#23 - bible (08/30/2014) [-]
Society is fucking weird, illogical, and it sucks. Give her a heads up, or some positive notion if you haven't already.

Makes my fucking night when someone says something nice when I'm having a bad day.
#4 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
"my face when when...."
#165 - like im not kidding i have this i get a weirds sensation in my… 08/25/2014 on Hooray for cringe +1
#164 - i also have two personalities, one is social and talks to peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Hooray for cringe +1
User avatar #165 - vedgetable (08/25/2014) [-]
like im not kidding i have this i get a weirds sensation in my spine and feet, thats how ashamed i am of what a random dude is posting, like somehow i feel like something is judging me
#338 - i would touch wieners. 08/25/2014 on Time +1
#57 - Comment deleted 08/24/2014 on Easy choice -1
#75 - thank god. too bad youre a ******* lost cause  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
#73 - i never said that but i guess i shouldnt **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #74 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
aww man what's wrong with you?
but you know, there are people who can help you, don't worry
User avatar #75 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
thank god.
too bad youre a fucking lost cause
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
#71 - > gets into a discussion on the internet >tells me t…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #72 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
naa that's your terrain, keep on telling how you fucked peoples moms
User avatar #73 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
i never said that
but i guess i shouldnt fuck with you, you are, after all, trained in gorilla warfare, and youre in the top ten of the united states armed force.
i dont just want to be another target to you
User avatar #74 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
aww man what's wrong with you?
but you know, there are people who can help you, don't worry
User avatar #75 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
thank god.
too bad youre a fucking lost cause
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
#69 - #53 - nice try faggot 08/17/2014 on PC gaming -1 #85 …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #70 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
get a life man, you'e an emberessment
User avatar #71 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
> gets into a discussion on the internet
>tells me to get a life

how bout you go back to playing call of duty so you can insult people on chat
User avatar #72 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
naa that's your terrain, keep on telling how you fucked peoples moms
User avatar #73 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
i never said that
but i guess i shouldnt fuck with you, you are, after all, trained in gorilla warfare, and youre in the top ten of the united states armed force.
i dont just want to be another target to you
User avatar #74 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
aww man what's wrong with you?
but you know, there are people who can help you, don't worry
User avatar #75 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
thank god.
too bad youre a fucking lost cause
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
#67 - >tries to insult people over the internet by calling them a…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #68 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
>tries to insult people over the internet by saying you fucked their mom
sorry you lowered the bar deeper than marianas trench
but it's ok, i know your type of character...
User avatar #69 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]

#53 - nice try faggot 08/17/2014 on PC gaming -1
#85 - like a white shooting a black... [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on They call it "equal rights" -1
#401 - >nephew >complete stranger [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil -1
#47 - it both has it's ups and down, open carry makes you the first … 08/15/2014 on Not a great plan -1
#31 - it's almost like 9gag 08/18/2014 on How a helmet gets its... -1
#17 - nürnberg - nuremberg [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Meanwhile in Germany -1
#438 - Picture 08/17/2014 on R8 The World -1


i know yours too
User avatar #70 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
get a life man, you'e an emberessment
User avatar #71 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
> gets into a discussion on the internet
>tells me to get a life

how bout you go back to playing call of duty so you can insult people on chat
User avatar #72 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
naa that's your terrain, keep on telling how you fucked peoples moms
User avatar #73 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
i never said that
but i guess i shouldnt fuck with you, you are, after all, trained in gorilla warfare, and youre in the top ten of the united states armed force.
i dont just want to be another target to you
User avatar #74 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
aww man what's wrong with you?
but you know, there are people who can help you, don't worry
User avatar #75 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
thank god.
too bad youre a fucking lost cause
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
#65 - because your mom likes to **** retards, thats why…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #66 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
guess it sucks being a virgin, but stop crying, your time will come eventually...
and no, your dad doesn't count, so don't bring that up
User avatar #67 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
>tries to insult people over the internet by calling them a virgin
you lower the bar like its tied to solid gold and trown into the ocean
User avatar #68 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
>tries to insult people over the internet by saying you fucked their mom
sorry you lowered the bar deeper than marianas trench
but it's ok, i know your type of character...
User avatar #69 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]

#53 - nice try faggot 08/17/2014 on PC gaming -1
#85 - like a white shooting a black... [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on They call it "equal rights" -1
#401 - >nephew >complete stranger [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil -1
#47 - it both has it's ups and down, open carry makes you the first … 08/15/2014 on Not a great plan -1
#31 - it's almost like 9gag 08/18/2014 on How a helmet gets its... -1
#17 - nürnberg - nuremberg [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Meanwhile in Germany -1
#438 - Picture 08/17/2014 on R8 The World -1


i know yours too
User avatar #70 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
get a life man, you'e an emberessment
User avatar #71 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
> gets into a discussion on the internet
>tells me to get a life

how bout you go back to playing call of duty so you can insult people on chat
User avatar #72 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
naa that's your terrain, keep on telling how you fucked peoples moms
User avatar #73 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
i never said that
but i guess i shouldnt fuck with you, you are, after all, trained in gorilla warfare, and youre in the top ten of the united states armed force.
i dont just want to be another target to you
User avatar #74 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
aww man what's wrong with you?
but you know, there are people who can help you, don't worry
User avatar #75 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
thank god.
too bad youre a fucking lost cause
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
#63 - ive been on here longer than youve been, and im sure " …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #64 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
how good for you, then why the fuck are you still acting like a fucking retard?
User avatar #65 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
because your mom likes to fuck retards, thats why you came out so wrong
User avatar #66 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
guess it sucks being a virgin, but stop crying, your time will come eventually...
and no, your dad doesn't count, so don't bring that up
User avatar #67 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
>tries to insult people over the internet by calling them a virgin
you lower the bar like its tied to solid gold and trown into the ocean
User avatar #68 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
>tries to insult people over the internet by saying you fucked their mom
sorry you lowered the bar deeper than marianas trench
but it's ok, i know your type of character...
User avatar #69 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]

#53 - nice try faggot 08/17/2014 on PC gaming -1
#85 - like a white shooting a black... [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on They call it "equal rights" -1
#401 - >nephew >complete stranger [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil -1
#47 - it both has it's ups and down, open carry makes you the first … 08/15/2014 on Not a great plan -1
#31 - it's almost like 9gag 08/18/2014 on How a helmet gets its... -1
#17 - nürnberg - nuremberg [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Meanwhile in Germany -1
#438 - Picture 08/17/2014 on R8 The World -1


i know yours too
User avatar #70 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
get a life man, you'e an emberessment
User avatar #71 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
> gets into a discussion on the internet
>tells me to get a life

how bout you go back to playing call of duty so you can insult people on chat
User avatar #72 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
naa that's your terrain, keep on telling how you fucked peoples moms
User avatar #73 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
i never said that
but i guess i shouldnt fuck with you, you are, after all, trained in gorilla warfare, and youre in the top ten of the united states armed force.
i dont just want to be another target to you
User avatar #74 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
aww man what's wrong with you?
but you know, there are people who can help you, don't worry
User avatar #75 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
thank god.
too bad youre a fucking lost cause
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
#60 - **** friends get that pussy  [+] (17 new replies) 08/24/2014 on The game 0
User avatar #61 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
fuck you and your 9gag comments
User avatar #63 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
ive been on here longer than youve been, and im sure " fuck friends get pussy" isnt a nine gag line as much as its a rap lyric.
so how about you go wage a war on 9gag or reddit or something like the rest of the 8 year olds on this site kid
User avatar #64 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
how good for you, then why the fuck are you still acting like a fucking retard?
User avatar #65 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
because your mom likes to fuck retards, thats why you came out so wrong
User avatar #66 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
guess it sucks being a virgin, but stop crying, your time will come eventually...
and no, your dad doesn't count, so don't bring that up
User avatar #67 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
>tries to insult people over the internet by calling them a virgin
you lower the bar like its tied to solid gold and trown into the ocean
User avatar #68 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
>tries to insult people over the internet by saying you fucked their mom
sorry you lowered the bar deeper than marianas trench
but it's ok, i know your type of character...
User avatar #69 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]

#53 - nice try faggot 08/17/2014 on PC gaming -1
#85 - like a white shooting a black... [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on They call it "equal rights" -1
#401 - >nephew >complete stranger [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil -1
#47 - it both has it's ups and down, open carry makes you the first … 08/15/2014 on Not a great plan -1
#31 - it's almost like 9gag 08/18/2014 on How a helmet gets its... -1
#17 - nürnberg - nuremberg [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Meanwhile in Germany -1
#438 - Picture 08/17/2014 on R8 The World -1


i know yours too
User avatar #70 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
get a life man, you'e an emberessment
User avatar #71 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
> gets into a discussion on the internet
>tells me to get a life

how bout you go back to playing call of duty so you can insult people on chat
User avatar #72 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
naa that's your terrain, keep on telling how you fucked peoples moms
User avatar #73 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
i never said that
but i guess i shouldnt fuck with you, you are, after all, trained in gorilla warfare, and youre in the top ten of the united states armed force.
i dont just want to be another target to you
User avatar #74 - poeci (08/24/2014) [-]
aww man what's wrong with you?
but you know, there are people who can help you, don't worry
User avatar #75 - vedgetable (08/24/2014) [-]
thank god.
too bad youre a fucking lost cause
User avatar #83 - zaiopeperse (08/24/2014) [-]
this internet fight is the internet fightiest internet fight I have ever seen
#86 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
yea.. I think vedgetable won, not that it matters.
User avatar #85 - reloyjerkins (08/24/2014) [-]
Amen
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User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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