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#9 - its because they whole point of the movie was a stunt they did… 04/28/2013 on Inception 0
#1 - NECTASHA  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on I found it funny... +1
#2 - olafthebard (04/27/2013) [-]
I personally enjoyed windrunners derp face!
#6 - what the heck is going on? eurofag here, what the fuck are ama…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2013 on FOX news and the bill of... 0
User avatar #17 - europeanswallow (04/26/2013) [-]
Essentially, the Constitution set up how the government is run (Created all the offices, made the Senate/House of Representatives, made the supreme court, checks and balances, etc.) and the bill or rights limits what congress can do within the parameters that the constitution sets.

^This is a really basic overview
User avatar #10 - aproudpatriot (04/26/2013) [-]
It's our rights. They are what give us the freedom of speech, freedom of (and from) religion, the right to bear arms, you get the idea
User avatar #8 - churrundo (04/26/2013) [-]
From what i learned in 3 months of living there, there was the constitution, and then they decided to amend it (edit it). they created something called the bill of rights, and it has 12 amendments if i'm not wrong. The second is a very famous one, allowing americans to own guns. Correct me if i'm wrong.
#15 - BizzarreCoyote (04/26/2013) [-]
We actually have 27 Amendments (One of which repealed another). The first ten are called the 'Bill of Rights', literally there to preserve our freedoms and, well, our rights.

A1: Freedom of Speech and of the Press. Both a blessing and a curse, in this particular instance, but you're allowed to say anything you want.

A2: The right to bear arms. Self explanatory.

A3: Protection from Quartering Troops. The government can't force you to provide housing to soldiers.

A4: Protection from Unreasonable Search and Seizure. Having a 'hunch' isn't enough, you have to have undeniable proof.

A5: Protection from Double Jeopardy, meaning you can't be tried for the same crime twice.

A6: Right to a speedy and Just trail

A7: The right to a jury in cases where the damages exceed $20 USD

A8: Protection from excessive and cruel punishment. AKA: Bob Dole stole a piece of gum, you can't hang him for it.

A9: A little confusing, but essentially this: Just because a right isn't explicitly stated in the Constitution, doesn't mean it isn't protected... As long as you aren't infringing on the rights of others.

A10: Powers not specifically stated to be held by the States or Federal Government are held by the people.

It's actually interesting how far reaching this goes. Sometimes people in places like France list off American rights, thinking they have them as well...when they don't.
#11 - oldenglishassassin (04/26/2013) [-]
The first 10 amendmentments to the Constitution are known as the bill of rights.
1. Freedom of Speech,Press, and Assembly. (Can share any opinion, press can report on anything, people can gather whenever they want)
2. Right to keep and bare arms. (Can own firearms)
3. Protection from quartering of troops. (Don't have to let soldiers occupy your house/propoerty)
4. Protection from unreasonable search and seizure. (Government and police can't just take your stuff or arrest you with no reason)
5. Right to due process, eminent domain, and reedom from self-incrimination and double-jeopardy. (Innocent until proven guilty, can't take your land without compensating you for it, you don't have to testify against yourself, and you can't be tried more than once for the same crime)
6. Right to a trial by a jury of your peers (guilt determeined by consensus of 12 random literate adults from your area after hearing evidence)
7. Civil trial by jury. (court cases of dispute between two citizens can be determined by jury of their peers)
8. Prohibition of excessive bail and cruel and unusual punishment. (bail must be equitable to crime charged and punishment can not be "creative" or cruel or sadistic in nature)
9. Protection of non-specific rights. (Just because we don't identify a specific right in the constitution or its amendments does not mean the people are denied said right)
10. Powers of State and People (Those powers not specifically reserved to the Federal Government or the States are reserved for the people)
#18 - durpington (04/26/2013) [-]
Fun fact, when the second amendment actually means the public should be allowed the same arms as the military. That means you should all be allowed UAVs and nukes
#117 - my fav heroes: Pudge, Mirana, Void, Invoker, Clockwerk, Puck …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Team work +1
User avatar #119 - crazylance (04/26/2013) [-]
Dat Abbadon ult, imagine activating it before Skywrath Mage drops his ult on you, such a cockblock, especially if you have low HP.
#139 - thedoctorhooves (04/26/2013) [-]
Lina yoou fucking whore. don't you DARE make my waifu cry.
I Locked myself into permanant support role once i got an ultra kill with her and my Damage was higher than the carries, and it STILL managed to ward the map
#113 - you don't need to run from bloodseeker as slark you can 1v1 hi… 04/26/2013 on Team work 0
#112 - i play Treant as a carry, reminds me of old days when he was O…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Team work +1
User avatar #114 - crazylance (04/26/2013) [-]
I suppose I'd take Crystal as a "Ward Bitch" because she has a pretty neat mana regen aura that has a global range, plus, her abilities slow, but then again, Lina has the potential to build up some expensive items.

I also like Night Stalker, Io (though having problems getting along with his skills, his ult is so badass if team mates actually play well), Clockwerk, Ogre Magi, Warlock and Razor, I'm REALLY expecting to see Legion Commander (Well, Legion CommanderSS since he's been changed to female), anyone else you're waiting for? I'm also waiting for Abaddon, the guy who had Frostmourne before it's name got changed due to copyrights.
#117 - vaskaduzea (04/26/2013) [-]
my fav heroes: Pudge, Mirana, Void, Invoker, Clockwerk, Puck
looking forward to Abbadon, so op
User avatar #119 - crazylance (04/26/2013) [-]
Dat Abbadon ult, imagine activating it before Skywrath Mage drops his ult on you, such a cockblock, especially if you have low HP.
#139 - thedoctorhooves (04/26/2013) [-]
Lina yoou fucking whore. don't you DARE make my waifu cry.
I Locked myself into permanant support role once i got an ultra kill with her and my Damage was higher than the carries, and it STILL managed to ward the map
#105 - catch up to slark, lol and also if you he has bkb he can't get…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Team work +1
User avatar #109 - creamNscream (04/26/2013) [-]
true that, but then the same could be said for any escape hero, pop bkb, blink / teleport and they're good to go, although it's better for slardar because of his regeneration, he can stick around for a bit. but that's when bloodseeker comes it, won't give you a chance to heal as long as he keeps running at you at near mach 1, and if he gets his ultimate off on you as you jump away, it's pretty much suicide, ( as with any escape facing him ).
#113 - vaskaduzea (04/26/2013) [-]
you don't need to run from bloodseeker as slark you can 1v1 him anytime
#4 - >singsing picks Kunkka >singsing carrying qpad &… 04/26/2013 on I need dis +1
#97 - lol @drow being OP. try slark if he hits you 10 times your ult…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Team work +1
User avatar #103 - creamNscream (04/26/2013) [-]
Slardar's ultimate grants truesight and armor reduction, and his stun is pretty damn good, then your team can hit him, or if your lucky your minibash can hit him and keep him stunned, and catch up to him with sprint. I love slardar, get's rid of riki right quick without the need for gem or wards.
#105 - vaskaduzea (04/26/2013) [-]
catch up to slark, lol and also if you he has bkb he can't get stunned and he can just jump out go ultimate(doesn't matter if you see him he moves faster) and when he is far enough he heals
User avatar #109 - creamNscream (04/26/2013) [-]
true that, but then the same could be said for any escape hero, pop bkb, blink / teleport and they're good to go, although it's better for slardar because of his regeneration, he can stick around for a bit. but that's when bloodseeker comes it, won't give you a chance to heal as long as he keeps running at you at near mach 1, and if he gets his ultimate off on you as you jump away, it's pretty much suicide, ( as with any escape facing him ).
#113 - vaskaduzea (04/26/2013) [-]
you don't need to run from bloodseeker as slark you can 1v1 him anytime
#93 - both are ward bitches, why is the fire ward bitch so mean then…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Team work 0
User avatar #124 - wrought (04/26/2013) [-]
I like CM more
mostly because I always miss Lina's stuns
User avatar #110 - crazylance (04/26/2013) [-]
Why so cruel brah? I play supports, alot, and so far, I like Treant the most, as a support.
I play Invoker alot, I love him, he's so awesome and arrogant, just fuck everyone.
#112 - vaskaduzea (04/26/2013) [-]
i play Treant as a carry, reminds me of old days when he was OP :D
ye invoker is cool i guess i don't like playing with him cause i always win with him, i like playing heroes i can't play like visage and puck.
im not cruel, is a joke that women supports are ward bitches :D
gogo poll, vote now :)
User avatar #114 - crazylance (04/26/2013) [-]
I suppose I'd take Crystal as a "Ward Bitch" because she has a pretty neat mana regen aura that has a global range, plus, her abilities slow, but then again, Lina has the potential to build up some expensive items.

I also like Night Stalker, Io (though having problems getting along with his skills, his ult is so badass if team mates actually play well), Clockwerk, Ogre Magi, Warlock and Razor, I'm REALLY expecting to see Legion Commander (Well, Legion CommanderSS since he's been changed to female), anyone else you're waiting for? I'm also waiting for Abaddon, the guy who had Frostmourne before it's name got changed due to copyrights.
#117 - vaskaduzea (04/26/2013) [-]
my fav heroes: Pudge, Mirana, Void, Invoker, Clockwerk, Puck
looking forward to Abbadon, so op
User avatar #119 - crazylance (04/26/2013) [-]
Dat Abbadon ult, imagine activating it before Skywrath Mage drops his ult on you, such a cockblock, especially if you have low HP.
#139 - thedoctorhooves (04/26/2013) [-]
Lina yoou fucking whore. don't you DARE make my waifu cry.
I Locked myself into permanant support role once i got an ultra kill with her and my Damage was higher than the carries, and it STILL managed to ward the map
#6 - burek is awesome, but that is sarajevo pie 04/26/2013 on why +1
#2 - wow that's neat. how was it making guns for a living ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Fucking Pew 0
User avatar #4 - charagrin (04/25/2013) [-]
Pretty cool actually. I was a junior gunsmith, and key holder for the armory section. We did a lot of assembly, milling, and customization for military, law enforcement, and private security contracts. I worked on pretty much every standardized weapon in the states(1911's, M9's, AR's, AK's, CZ's, 700's, Glocks, Sig's, the list goes on for awhile.) Most interesting thing I worked on was a stock M247 SAW. They wanted it shortened, and lightened as much as possible while still maintaining a large portion of it's functionality, compatibility, and reliability. I milled it's brace, frame, lock's, and pin's from aluminum, and then milled steel inserts for them to provide rigidity and reliability, and then shortened the gas system and barrel. I took it from about 18 pounds, to 12, and shortened it from a bit over 40 inches down to 37. No where near as cool as some of the stuff the senior smith's were doing(they once had a freakin GAU-8 they re-made for .50BMG once) but I was proud of it.
#15 - i don't feel anything 04/25/2013 on Desricption, follow it,... 0
#5 - half life 3 is not even in plans, what is in plans is half lif… 04/25/2013 on hl3 0
#19 - thumbed down cause you didn't say nigger 04/25/2013 on Ginger 0
#4 - what does it say i can't read it  [+] (12 new replies) 04/25/2013 on MOTHERF- +54
User avatar #14 - JonnyFirecrackr (04/26/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #23 - Darianvincent (04/26/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #44 - heroicvenom (04/26/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
#53 - cockgeddon (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - suddenlypotatoes (04/26/2013) [-]
lol, I thought it was funny
User avatar #16 - JonnyFirecrackr (04/26/2013) [-]
I guess no one sees the irony of all that text in such a small speck on that sign
#17 - gmarrox (04/26/2013) [-]
That's not irony.
User avatar #41 - JonnyFirecrackr (04/26/2013) [-]
is it ironic that i used irony wrong? or am i wrong again
User avatar #59 - rockamekishiko (04/26/2013) [-]
yes, you are wrong. Irony is something complete opposite of what is expected. Like a fireman dying when his house caught on fire.
User avatar #9 - trollins (04/25/2013) [-]
"You need glasses"
User avatar #8 - SuperSixONE (04/25/2013) [-]
.25
#6 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
nigger
#16 - yeah that's why i like glasses, kinda turn me on 04/25/2013 on Incest. Suddenly acceptable +1
#4 - but branches are only called sticks if they are not attached t… 04/25/2013 on We're all faggots 0
#78 - and he motivated his people so hard that they beat the crysis …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Very True +2
User avatar #278 - snowshark (04/24/2013) [-]
And Hitler had that kick-ass stache!
#9 - i know a place where i can stab you(with fingers or anything d…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Title -1
User avatar #17 - karvarausku (04/24/2013) [-]
I can imagine some one beating the shit out of you and you being "Alllmmmoooost...!!"
#9 - my pee also smells like cereal 04/23/2013 on I have no idea. 0
#11 - golden 04/22/2013 on We will meet again 0
#7 - i don't like salty water 04/22/2013 on Largest Pool in the World +2
#3 - coolstorybroughttoyoubybroinc.jpeg 04/22/2013 on Suarez 0
#20 - what the fuck is going on, someone explain please  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on You know it's true.. +5
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User avatar #30 - davidavidson (04/23/2013) [-]
The game is up shitface!!

Have a good life :)
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