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Age: 21
X-box Gamertag: Mr RageMate
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Finland
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#24 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2013 on something smart +1
#41 - satrenkotheone (08/04/2013) [-]
Can I get a Griffon?
User avatar #25 - rikter (08/04/2013) [-]
By the Maker. If it isn't Hunkster McStudly. Tell me a story, please.
#26 - varric (08/04/2013) [-]
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Well well well... Have you heard a story when I met my only love Bianca
User avatar #28 - rikter (08/04/2013) [-]
*Scoot scoot* Tell us uncle Varric.
#33 - varric (08/04/2013) [-]
One day I was going to the Hanged Man to tell all my friends a story about my chest hair.
Then there was one little group of assassin's after me.
There I was. Alone against 500 men.
I beat 352 of them only with my fists and my good look.
But they had a mage whit them. Blood mage. I knew that he was going to kill me.
Then I found crossbow, beautiful crossbow. With her we won against rest 461 assassin's and 37 blood mages. And that is the story how I met Bianca.
And it's all true.
User avatar #34 - rikter (08/04/2013) [-]
Sounds about right
#33 - Picture 08/04/2013 on Prince of all Saiyans +4
#609444 - It's the chest hair, isn't it? Women can't resist my chest hair. 08/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#22 - ...father... 08/02/2013 on The lunar landing was a farce. 0
#81 - It's the chest hair, isn't it? Women can't resist my chest hair. 08/02/2013 on Internet's Dream Game +3
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Make your own +8
#7 - klina (08/01/2013) [-]
But, that just makes it even better.
#7 - you spelled virgin wrong 08/01/2013 on When someone asks if I'm... +5
#60 - **varric rolls 91,278,427** 08/01/2013 on Ouch... 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Ouch... -5
#61 - bontank (08/01/2013) [-]
No it it's because he does not win a lot
#62 - bontank (08/01/2013) [-]
LOTtery
#90 - Ulmer (08/01/2013) [-]
#82 - jaymeelu (08/01/2013) [-]
If it takes longer to explain the joke then it did to actually tell it, the jokes probably shit.
#281 - Picture 08/01/2013 on Assvolution +3
#308 - Picture 07/31/2013 on hello 0
#306 - But how you will be specter if reapers have already killed us all  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on hello 0
#307 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
They kill most of the things anyway in the end.
#308 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
#304 - It was Tali who had the evidence against Saren. And withou…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on hello 0
#305 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
You say its a shitty ability until she gets you in bed.

Also, IIRC, Shepard died, after becoming a spectre, and then lost his spectre status, and had to be reinstated anyway.
#306 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
But how you will be specter if reapers have already killed us all
#307 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
They kill most of the things anyway in the end.
#308 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
#218 - did samus ever save galaxy from Reapers? Did she know Comm…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2013 on hello +1
#302 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
Shepard was teh savior guy.

Whoopteedoo, she knows that guy.

I GUESS admiralty is a thing.

And Tali needs more than just a shotgun. Samus can make doe with nothing but a pew pew pistol.

All in all, they're both cool characters. I prefer the Samus though.
#304 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
It was Tali who had the evidence against Saren.
And without that evidence Shepard never would become Spectre and Council never would question Saren.
And what Saren tried to do?? oh right... REAPERS EVERYWHERE!!
...and ''..curl up into a tiny ball?'' shitty ability
#305 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
You say its a shitty ability until she gets you in bed.

Also, IIRC, Shepard died, after becoming a spectre, and then lost his spectre status, and had to be reinstated anyway.
#306 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
But how you will be specter if reapers have already killed us all
#307 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
They kill most of the things anyway in the end.
#308 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
#157 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/31/2013 on hello +1
User avatar #175 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
Does Tali have a blaster cannon on her arm?

Can Tali curl up into a tiny ball?

Does Tali have a ship the size of a transport shuttle with a micro munitions factory?

Then she can' shut her mouth.
#218 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
did samus ever save galaxy from Reapers?
Did she know Commander Shepard?
Samus was never admiral of the largest fleet of galaxy.
and samus needs a blaster, all tali needs is SHOTGUN!
#302 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
Shepard was teh savior guy.

Whoopteedoo, she knows that guy.

I GUESS admiralty is a thing.

And Tali needs more than just a shotgun. Samus can make doe with nothing but a pew pew pistol.

All in all, they're both cool characters. I prefer the Samus though.
#304 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
It was Tali who had the evidence against Saren.
And without that evidence Shepard never would become Spectre and Council never would question Saren.
And what Saren tried to do?? oh right... REAPERS EVERYWHERE!!
...and ''..curl up into a tiny ball?'' shitty ability
#305 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
You say its a shitty ability until she gets you in bed.

Also, IIRC, Shepard died, after becoming a spectre, and then lost his spectre status, and had to be reinstated anyway.
#306 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
But how you will be specter if reapers have already killed us all
#307 - brokentrucker (07/31/2013) [-]
They kill most of the things anyway in the end.
#308 - varric (07/31/2013) [-]
#373 - I know, I know, I'm awesome 07/31/2013 on Things I have learned from... 0
#275 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Only way to wake up 3... 0
#32 - Comment deleted 07/26/2013 on erotic 0
#93 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Kidney anyone? 0
#95 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Death Note +14
#54 - Picture 07/24/2013 on In need of pics 0
#19 - MFW This movie sucks 07/21/2013 on Pokemans -1
#13 - Don't you tell me what to do 07/18/2013 on The Danish +47
#37 - Picture 07/16/2013 on despicable me irl +1
#181 - Picture 07/16/2013 on Better Jaegers [Pacific Rim] +22
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#35 to #37 - varric (05/15/2012) [-]
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thanks, bro
#28 - Fuckbox (11/27/2011) [-]
FUS RO YUNOLIKEMYVID?
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nobodys getting dubs -.-
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DUBS

Y U DONT LOVE ME
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****
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