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Gender: female
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/1vampchild
Consoles Owned: xbox
Video Games Played: all of 'em
X-box Gamertag: xvampchildx
Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location: my place
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female, gamer, (console and pc), home-employed artist. on about all sites you can find me by some variation of vampchild.

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#7 - yes.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2015 on Wrong Hole +1
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#8 - chilipadiboy (07/06/2015) [-]
why?
#34 - deadzone (07/07/2015) [-]
Photographer basically payed people to let them get tazed so they could take pictures. Videos online somewhere
#14 - vegasstoner (07/07/2015) [-]
your kinks are getting really specific.jpeg
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#10 - verrek (07/06/2015) [-]
why not?
#5 - FROM THE WINDOW TO THE WALL 07/02/2015 on When the bass drops the bus +1
#54 - Not hyped becuase I simply purchased the game (2 actually) 07/02/2015 on Barely Any Visible Hype... 0
#27 - Pretty sure its just called I love you Will check 06/29/2015 on Tron Traffic 0
#14 - I feel ya bro. I've been there. I won't be that person that ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Tron Traffic 0
#24 - ibadgeryou (06/29/2015) [-]
sauce on this anime? looks cute.
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#27 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure its just called I love you
Will check
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#15 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
i wish more girls were like you
#17 - AMEN! 06/29/2015 on Text 0
#12 - I never told you that you were a ****** person, I quite…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Tron Traffic 0
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#13 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
im sorry too. im not even really that mad at you. ive just had a lot of bad experiences with women in the past. ive contemplated suicide becuase all these fucking tumblr posts about sjws and feminazis. i cant live in a world like this. ive dated girls, ive had real relationships and they all end for those same three reasons that i said that are the only things girls care about. to me it seems so true and i just dont even know what to do with my self. i dont belong in this world.
#14 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I feel ya bro. I've been there. I won't be that person that just says "hold your head high" and "suck it up" because it can be so damn hard. I got through my tough times but turning to art, and just devoting myself to something, and in doing so, I found my someone special. I hope everything works out for you. If you ever need to rant or anything, I'm just a PM away. FJ family forever.
#24 - ibadgeryou (06/29/2015) [-]
sauce on this anime? looks cute.
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#27 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure its just called I love you
Will check
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#15 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
i wish more girls were like you
#10 - Calm your tits, If you want to find love, you need to reach ou…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Tron Traffic 0
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#11 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
ive tried and tried and tried and tried and tried. im not stupid. i already know all of those things. in fact i cant tell you how many girls have told me exactly what you said. when i first messaged you all i was trying to do was compliment you and make a joke thats it. but youre so fucking full of yourself you have to make it into something more. i want love. i want to be dad. i dare you to find another guy my age who wants that. i try to talk to girls all the time. im not creepy. im not ugly. im not rude. women only care about three things. the size of your dick, the size of your muscles, and the size of your wallet. thats it. i was just trying to fucking be nice to you from the start but go ahead be all high and mighty and tell me why im a shitty person for thinking it was rude for you to insult me for no good reason
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#12 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I never told you that you were a shitty person, I quite literally said that I thought you seemed really nice. But when you complimented me, while yes it was nice and thank you for that, I had no idea that you weren't like others who just wanted to comment on my picture which was a little scandalous. And before "you're just lumping me in with all the shit guys" you just did the same thing to me. "all women ony care about three things" My Ass. Yes some women are shit, but so are some men. and excuse me for making a joke on FUNNYJUNK. and for letting you know from the get go that im married is high and mighty? excuse me for not wanting you to get the wrong impression. Im sorry you felt I was being mean but that was not at all my intention. Sorry.
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#13 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
im sorry too. im not even really that mad at you. ive just had a lot of bad experiences with women in the past. ive contemplated suicide becuase all these fucking tumblr posts about sjws and feminazis. i cant live in a world like this. ive dated girls, ive had real relationships and they all end for those same three reasons that i said that are the only things girls care about. to me it seems so true and i just dont even know what to do with my self. i dont belong in this world.
#14 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I feel ya bro. I've been there. I won't be that person that just says "hold your head high" and "suck it up" because it can be so damn hard. I got through my tough times but turning to art, and just devoting myself to something, and in doing so, I found my someone special. I hope everything works out for you. If you ever need to rant or anything, I'm just a PM away. FJ family forever.
#24 - ibadgeryou (06/29/2015) [-]
sauce on this anime? looks cute.
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#27 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure its just called I love you
Will check
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#15 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
i wish more girls were like you
#8 - A) pretty sure that was not at all mean 2) Im having a ha…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Tron Traffic 0
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#9 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
^one of many reasons ive recently lost faith in women.
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#10 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
Calm your tits, If you want to find love, you need to reach out, find someone with common interests, and if your really serious, learn that not everyone you find attractive will be interested back, you seem like a nice guy, although complaining about being lonely instead of actively doing something isn't gonna get you anywhere. I wouldnt have gotten married by getting butthurt every time someone rejected me. You can do better. Amen.
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#11 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
ive tried and tried and tried and tried and tried. im not stupid. i already know all of those things. in fact i cant tell you how many girls have told me exactly what you said. when i first messaged you all i was trying to do was compliment you and make a joke thats it. but youre so fucking full of yourself you have to make it into something more. i want love. i want to be dad. i dare you to find another guy my age who wants that. i try to talk to girls all the time. im not creepy. im not ugly. im not rude. women only care about three things. the size of your dick, the size of your muscles, and the size of your wallet. thats it. i was just trying to fucking be nice to you from the start but go ahead be all high and mighty and tell me why im a shitty person for thinking it was rude for you to insult me for no good reason
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#12 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I never told you that you were a shitty person, I quite literally said that I thought you seemed really nice. But when you complimented me, while yes it was nice and thank you for that, I had no idea that you weren't like others who just wanted to comment on my picture which was a little scandalous. And before "you're just lumping me in with all the shit guys" you just did the same thing to me. "all women ony care about three things" My Ass. Yes some women are shit, but so are some men. and excuse me for making a joke on FUNNYJUNK. and for letting you know from the get go that im married is high and mighty? excuse me for not wanting you to get the wrong impression. Im sorry you felt I was being mean but that was not at all my intention. Sorry.
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#13 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
im sorry too. im not even really that mad at you. ive just had a lot of bad experiences with women in the past. ive contemplated suicide becuase all these fucking tumblr posts about sjws and feminazis. i cant live in a world like this. ive dated girls, ive had real relationships and they all end for those same three reasons that i said that are the only things girls care about. to me it seems so true and i just dont even know what to do with my self. i dont belong in this world.
#14 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I feel ya bro. I've been there. I won't be that person that just says "hold your head high" and "suck it up" because it can be so damn hard. I got through my tough times but turning to art, and just devoting myself to something, and in doing so, I found my someone special. I hope everything works out for you. If you ever need to rant or anything, I'm just a PM away. FJ family forever.
#24 - ibadgeryou (06/29/2015) [-]
sauce on this anime? looks cute.
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#27 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure its just called I love you
Will check
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#15 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
i wish more girls were like you
#6 - #usingTheSamePicEre'day  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Tron Traffic 0
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#7 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
#unnecessarilymeantosomeoneyoualreadyhurttodayforajokethatnoonewillgetexceptyoua ndme
#8 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
A) pretty sure that was not at all mean
2) Im having a hard time believing you actually meant to get with me
3) If 2 was true, I apologize for hurting your feelings, but for realsies, we are on FJ
D) Why cant we be friends! Why cant we beeee friends
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#9 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
^one of many reasons ive recently lost faith in women.
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#10 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
Calm your tits, If you want to find love, you need to reach out, find someone with common interests, and if your really serious, learn that not everyone you find attractive will be interested back, you seem like a nice guy, although complaining about being lonely instead of actively doing something isn't gonna get you anywhere. I wouldnt have gotten married by getting butthurt every time someone rejected me. You can do better. Amen.
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#11 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
ive tried and tried and tried and tried and tried. im not stupid. i already know all of those things. in fact i cant tell you how many girls have told me exactly what you said. when i first messaged you all i was trying to do was compliment you and make a joke thats it. but youre so fucking full of yourself you have to make it into something more. i want love. i want to be dad. i dare you to find another guy my age who wants that. i try to talk to girls all the time. im not creepy. im not ugly. im not rude. women only care about three things. the size of your dick, the size of your muscles, and the size of your wallet. thats it. i was just trying to fucking be nice to you from the start but go ahead be all high and mighty and tell me why im a shitty person for thinking it was rude for you to insult me for no good reason
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#12 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I never told you that you were a shitty person, I quite literally said that I thought you seemed really nice. But when you complimented me, while yes it was nice and thank you for that, I had no idea that you weren't like others who just wanted to comment on my picture which was a little scandalous. And before "you're just lumping me in with all the shit guys" you just did the same thing to me. "all women ony care about three things" My Ass. Yes some women are shit, but so are some men. and excuse me for making a joke on FUNNYJUNK. and for letting you know from the get go that im married is high and mighty? excuse me for not wanting you to get the wrong impression. Im sorry you felt I was being mean but that was not at all my intention. Sorry.
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#13 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
im sorry too. im not even really that mad at you. ive just had a lot of bad experiences with women in the past. ive contemplated suicide becuase all these fucking tumblr posts about sjws and feminazis. i cant live in a world like this. ive dated girls, ive had real relationships and they all end for those same three reasons that i said that are the only things girls care about. to me it seems so true and i just dont even know what to do with my self. i dont belong in this world.
#14 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I feel ya bro. I've been there. I won't be that person that just says "hold your head high" and "suck it up" because it can be so damn hard. I got through my tough times but turning to art, and just devoting myself to something, and in doing so, I found my someone special. I hope everything works out for you. If you ever need to rant or anything, I'm just a PM away. FJ family forever.
#24 - ibadgeryou (06/29/2015) [-]
sauce on this anime? looks cute.
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#27 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure its just called I love you
Will check
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#15 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
i wish more girls were like you
#17 - I apologize for my previous boobalicious picture, I got marrie…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on pretty much.. 0
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#26 - angelusprimus (06/29/2015) [-]
You should have taken him up on it.
Never said anything about the sex slave. He could cook, clean and do the laundry so you can have more time with the hubby.
#62 - Valid (07/01/2015) [-]
How the fuck did this go from waking up at 5:30 to having sex slaves
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#63 - angelusprimus (07/01/2015) [-]
How could it not?
#18 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
#13 - Some of us work @ 5:30 Actually  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2015 on pretty much.. +3
#14 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
youre the most beautiful fj'er ive ever seen...can i be your personal slave?
#37 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
lol
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#17 - vampchild (06/29/2015) [-]
I apologize for my previous boobalicious picture, I got married yesterday, and I think my hubby would be against me having slaves, although, a coffee getting slave does sound good, but I think I'll need to let you go to other hotties on FJ, because believe me, there is a surprising over-abundance of hotties here. Be Free corybufkin!
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#26 - angelusprimus (06/29/2015) [-]
You should have taken him up on it.
Never said anything about the sex slave. He could cook, clean and do the laundry so you can have more time with the hubby.
#62 - Valid (07/01/2015) [-]
How the fuck did this go from waking up at 5:30 to having sex slaves
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#63 - angelusprimus (07/01/2015) [-]
How could it not?
#18 - corybufkin (06/29/2015) [-]
#207 - Oh My. 06/28/2015 on Elsanna comic +2
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#8 - Comment deleted 06/22/2015 on LFG - Dungeons And Dragons +1
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2015 on LFG - Dungeons And Dragons 0
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#155 - hey themeerkat ! I found a gif of you! 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#20 - howdy  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on vampchild's profile 0
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#21 - venomousvalentine (06/16/2015) [-]
how be?
#6 - Its not even friday yet 06/10/2015 on * fixed +2
#17 - Something i forgot to ask, do you play on pc or console?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on vampchild's profile 0
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#18 - venomousvalentine (06/11/2015) [-]
pc!
#105 - another kamisama one, but has more beat and a great soft melo… 06/09/2015 on Anime Soundtrack Comp #4... 0
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User avatar #31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #32 to #31 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
howdy venom
User avatar #33 to #32 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #34 to #33 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Pretty Good, and you?
User avatar #35 to #34 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Im ok. measured my height recently and found out im shorter than I thought.
User avatar #37 to #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
by an inch.
I thought I was 5'5" but im 5'4"
User avatar #38 to #37 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
you got me, 5'3 here
User avatar #39 to #38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
hehe. You'd still be taller than me in heels.
User avatar #40 to #39 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
true, so did you get that job at outback?
User avatar #41 to #40 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
idunno yet, I just applied yesterday.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Well good luck! Im currently trying to pretend that six credits is enough to justify not having a job. (because im a terrible human being)
User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
aw im sorry.
Im cold and want cuddles :c
User avatar #44 to #43 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Aw man, I can't get my place cool enough. I love having it cold so I can snuggle up my man without it getting to warm
User avatar #45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
yeah I gotcha.
User avatar #22 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #23 to #22 - vampchild (08/09/2015) [-]
Howdy whats up
User avatar #24 to #23 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
noothin much you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
Just chilling after a long day of work (where I found out everyone is quitting at the same time and basically Im gonna get laid off or have to quit too)
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
awh.. im sorry..
User avatar #27 to #26 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
its alright, life happens whats new with you?
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Nothin really. Games as usually.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
awesome, i just got a 3ds and pokemon x, been pretty great
User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
oh nice c:
#20 to #19 - vampchild (06/16/2015) [-]
howdy
howdy
User avatar #21 to #20 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
how be?
#4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Hello...
#5 to #4 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
hiya!
hiya!
#6 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm pretty happy  and you?
I'm pretty happy and you?
#8 to #7 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Im Ok. I'm playing warframe and stuff.
What are you up to?
User avatar #9 to #8 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
Scrolling FJ while I wait for Shadow of Mordor to reinstal
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Oh how is that game? I watched keshway play it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
Its really freaking good, I was worried it would get repetitive but honestly 10/10
User avatar #12 to #11 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Oh nice ehehe.
What other games do you play?
User avatar #13 to #12 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
umm, skyrim, gta, cod, pokemon minecraft, fiesta, tera online, assassins creed, etc, i play a decent variety of games, you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
I play Gta, minecraft, warframe, league, a bunch of vita games and stuff.
#15 to #14 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
living the life
living the life
User avatar #16 to #15 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hehe. Sooo
User avatar #17 to #16 - vampchild (06/10/2015) [-]
Something i forgot to ask, do you play on pc or console?
User avatar #18 to #17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
pc!
#3 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Here ya go.
#4 to #3 - vampchild (03/26/2015) [-]
YES.
YES.
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First!
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