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Gender:	female
Age:	21
Youtube Channel:	youtube.com/user/1vampchild
Consoles Owned:	xbox
Video Games Played:	all of 'em
X-box Gamertag:	xvampchildx
Date Signed Up:	8/08/2012
Last Login:	1/12/2016
Location:	my place
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female, gamer, (console and pc), home-employed artist. on about all sites you can find me by some variation of vampchild.

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#1118 - A) look at you being all sweet (cause i can always take a comp… [+] (9 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	+1
#1133 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] If I said that in public everyone would look bewildered at me, which sort of happened (supervisor was talking about a woman with huge boobs, and i just said to her, "so were they huge tracts of land?", she got it but only 1 of my 4 other co-workers at the time got it and the rest just looked at me confused.), or they would slap, thank you for not being offended. #1149 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] See Comment 1080 , I don't really get offended, but oh do i love to fj #1175 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] exactly why im disappointed my post didnt get wrecked and only got one good zinger #1194 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] This is blowing up and I am in L O V E, Im cool with FJ ripping me a new one, because in the past (and probably future) if I ever needed help, or vice-versa, we're here for each other. FJ'ers care, unlike most shit sites #1205 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] not sure I agree with that but I was looking forward to getting ripped a new one. In a non-sexual way for once. #1217 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] No no Anon sweety, we all get sexually ripped new ones here. You just gotta log on to enjoy the fun! I almost posted an updated pic of me, but most are stupide girly selfie shots, or ones with my husband and those 'burns' are pretty unoriginal #1251 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] fuck, you're married, all the good ones are #1275 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] Sorry #1246 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] tbh I just lurk, but this page got really fun. Im not interested in committing to all the autism =c
#1092 - i.. i am unsure what it is your roasting exactly? [+] (11 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1101 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] actually... that was a pickup line... both are lines from Monty Python and the holy grail. Huge Tracts of Land is a joke on boobs, 50 pounds each was how much each guard costed, also it's a british film. so the 50 pounds wasn't poking fun at weight it was how much they're worth... idk I"m being an idiot #1118 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] A) look at you being all sweet (cause i can always take a compliment bout da titties) B) i was weirdly disappointed it wasn't an insult But you know, thanks anyway #1133 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] If I said that in public everyone would look bewildered at me, which sort of happened (supervisor was talking about a woman with huge boobs, and i just said to her, "so were they huge tracts of land?", she got it but only 1 of my 4 other co-workers at the time got it and the rest just looked at me confused.), or they would slap, thank you for not being offended. #1149 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] See Comment 1080 , I don't really get offended, but oh do i love to fj #1175 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] exactly why im disappointed my post didnt get wrecked and only got one good zinger #1194 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] This is blowing up and I am in L O V E, Im cool with FJ ripping me a new one, because in the past (and probably future) if I ever needed help, or vice-versa, we're here for each other. FJ'ers care, unlike most shit sites #1205 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] not sure I agree with that but I was looking forward to getting ripped a new one. In a non-sexual way for once. #1217 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] No no Anon sweety, we all get sexually ripped new ones here. You just gotta log on to enjoy the fun! I almost posted an updated pic of me, but most are stupide girly selfie shots, or ones with my husband and those 'burns' are pretty unoriginal #1251 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] fuck, you're married, all the good ones are #1275 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] Sorry #1246 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] tbh I just lurk, but this page got really fun. Im not interested in committing to all the autism =c
#1080 - Why not? Im a perfect candidate, i am not easily offended, i … [+] (2 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	+1
#1088 - theugandanhero (08/19/2015) [-] Good deal, I leave a picture of myself on my profile for that exact reason, I still have yet to hear something I haven't heard before. #1084 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] props and a greenie
#1065 - ahh anon get on in here, no need to be shy, I can take it Fam [+] (1 new reply)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1071 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] I have been.
#1060 - MMM i love a good roast	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1044 - Just Do It. using my highschool senior pic because reasons. [+] (59 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1310 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] Replying to everyones' comments: #1280 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-] maybe if you gain some more weight yo'll have boobs #1286 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] #DoneAndDone This picture is about 4 years old. I got fat. But I got tits. Theres a photo around here somewhere of me being boobalicious #1292 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-] i definitely need that, for motivation to stop eating #1296 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] I am pretty repulsive, thats why im a member of /fit now #1315 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-] join /k, save yourself sometime and fix your problem with lead #1341 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] #1346 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-] #1362 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] figuratively #1386 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-] just kidding, i don't believe in beastiality but seriously, you're too nice, you got a good outlook on life kid #1401 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] Just kidding, lets me friends! no spoiler, just having a good time letting people fuck with me #1408 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-] okay #1418 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] awkward because i went to freind you and were already friends. ahhhh #1428 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-] ah yes, i hate when that happens #1411 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] #1406 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] #1233 - arolexion (08/19/2015) [-] I'd say I'd roast your ass, but your probably used to that.. Can we do behind the knee? Maybe that hole is still a virgin. #1263 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] Sorry that ones not either... umm, whats that area opposite the elbow? wait, no.. Fuck Idk man, your gonna have to get creative #1327 - arolexion (08/19/2015) [-] Armpits? Between your toes? Damn girl. #1338 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] toes=pain, gotta use the arches of your feet together ;) So yea, i guess no to pits. look, youre a winner! #1343 - arolexion (08/19/2015) [-] Eh.. I'm done being weird. Have a good one. #1379 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] bu-bye Friend! #1089 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You look like my sister's slutty friend who I smacked the shit out of for trying to sell my sister weed. Which she tried to buy using money she stole from me. #1139 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] is it really a burn if you just relate me to a personal story that no one else gets kicks from? but A- for getting some stuff in there with "slutty' #1147 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Coulda just called you white trash and moved on. #1159 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] True spoiler, im not actually white #1173 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] then what are you then the other white meat? #1180 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] actually native, but I do have some mix of Danish (which is where i get really pale in the spring, and fucking dark in the summer) #NeverSunburnedBefore #1166 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] You look pretty damned white in the picture. Get back to tumblr with your trans-nigger shit. #1228 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] Wait, is trans-race a thing?? Cause im pretty sure thats not a thing #1235 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-] Eh, there was that bitch that got famous for pretending to be black, and telling everyone she was black, even though she just had a really bad spray tan. #1177 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] MMM yes! thats what I wanna see <3 #1155 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] I do suppose that is true. A- moved to an A. Congratulations, thumby for you #1076 - theugandanhero (08/19/2015) [-] Honestly I don't know why you are subjecting yourself to this. #1081 - anon* (08/19/2015) [-] oo oo whiteknight me next! #1085 - theugandanhero (08/19/2015) [-] I will if you suck my big meaty cock bae #1100 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] Sorry, not into, "cool cancer", chic. #1153 - theugandanhero (08/19/2015) [-] That was too many commas for my liking. #1080 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] Why not? Im a perfect candidate, i am not easily offended, i love the cruel humor, and ... well, really maybe Im a terrible person who wants to make these jokes to others and its only fair to turn it around #1088 - theugandanhero (08/19/2015) [-] Good deal, I leave a picture of myself on my profile for that exact reason, I still have yet to hear something I haven't heard before. #1084 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] props and a greenie #1062 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] lol why is there a cable attached to your ass? where you towed? #1065 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] ahh anon get on in here, no need to be shy, I can take it Fam #1071 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] I have been. #1052 - asotil (08/19/2015) [-] How many blowjobs did it take to pass middle school #1060 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] MMM i love a good roast #1047 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] are those huge tracts of land 50 pounds each? #1092 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] i.. i am unsure what it is your roasting exactly? #1101 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] actually... that was a pickup line... both are lines from Monty Python and the holy grail. Huge Tracts of Land is a joke on boobs, 50 pounds each was how much each guard costed, also it's a british film. so the 50 pounds wasn't poking fun at weight it was how much they're worth... idk I"m being an idiot #1118 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] A) look at you being all sweet (cause i can always take a compliment bout da titties) B) i was weirdly disappointed it wasn't an insult But you know, thanks anyway #1133 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] If I said that in public everyone would look bewildered at me, which sort of happened (supervisor was talking about a woman with huge boobs, and i just said to her, "so were they huge tracts of land?", she got it but only 1 of my 4 other co-workers at the time got it and the rest just looked at me confused.), or they would slap, thank you for not being offended. #1149 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] See Comment 1080 , I don't really get offended, but oh do i love to fj #1175 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] exactly why im disappointed my post didnt get wrecked and only got one good zinger #1194 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] This is blowing up and I am in L O V E, Im cool with FJ ripping me a new one, because in the past (and probably future) if I ever needed help, or vice-versa, we're here for each other. FJ'ers care, unlike most shit sites #1205 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] not sure I agree with that but I was looking forward to getting ripped a new one. In a non-sexual way for once. #1217 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] No no Anon sweety, we all get sexually ripped new ones here. You just gotta log on to enjoy the fun! I almost posted an updated pic of me, but most are stupide girly selfie shots, or ones with my husband and those 'burns' are pretty unoriginal #1251 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-] fuck, you're married, all the good ones are #1275 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-] Sorry #1246 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] tbh I just lurk, but this page got really fun. Im not interested in committing to all the autism =c
#2 - Hamilton the Hipster Cat! ... Did not know that…	08/19/2015 on Stop it	+1
#117 - Sauce	08/18/2015 on Massive sinkhole in China...	0
#340 - Minnesota Broship! You can and will make it back to us.	08/18/2015 on ...	0
#28 - Picture	08/17/2015 on When youre a morning person	+3
#92 - Ah yea, thats the stuff	08/11/2015 on Anime Soundtrack Comp #16...	+2
#80 - "Could we force it?" Jack asked. …	08/11/2015 on (untitled)	0
#2 - is this Hamilton the hipster cat?	08/11/2015 on Old cat	0
#34 - I just need your posts straight into the veins [+] (2 new replies)	08/11/2015 on Anime Soundtrack Comp #16...	+1
#90 - glabellanutella (08/11/2015) [-] Here ya go #92 - vampchild (08/11/2015) [-] Ah yea, thats the stuff
#29 - awesome, i just got a 3ds and pokemon x, been pretty great [+] (1 new reply)	08/10/2015 on vampchild's profile	0
#30 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] oh nice c:
#27 - its alright, life happens whats new with you? [+] (3 new replies)	08/10/2015 on vampchild's profile	0
#28 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] Nothin really. Games as usually. #29 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-] awesome, i just got a 3ds and pokemon x, been pretty great #30 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] oh nice c:
#25 - Just chilling after a long day of work (where I found out ever… [+] (5 new replies)	08/10/2015 on vampchild's profile	0
#26 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] awh.. im sorry.. #27 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-] its alright, life happens whats new with you? #28 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] Nothin really. Games as usually. #29 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-] awesome, i just got a 3ds and pokemon x, been pretty great #30 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] oh nice c:
#61 - My **** computer can't even do that. It crashes after l… [+] (1 new reply)	08/10/2015 on Ark	0
#63 - poutinesalad (08/10/2015) [-] What specs you got? I've got 12 gigs ram, 4700HQ i7 and the aforementioned GTX 765m
#23 - Howdy whats up [+] (7 new replies)	08/09/2015 on vampchild's profile	0
#24 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] noothin much you? #25 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-] Just chilling after a long day of work (where I found out everyone is quitting at the same time and basically Im gonna get laid off or have to quit too) #26 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] awh.. im sorry.. #27 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-] its alright, life happens whats new with you? #28 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] Nothin really. Games as usually. #29 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-] awesome, i just got a 3ds and pokemon x, been pretty great #30 - venomousvalentine (08/10/2015) [-] oh nice c:
#10 - themeerkat	08/08/2015 on Twerkout	0
#12 - I wanna be able to do that. That strength though. /fit/	08/06/2015 on Pole Dance	0
#33 - or the fact that its nicer then every car, shiny, and brand ne…	08/06/2015 on PSA	-2
#168 - this. The following is 100% Rant I hate when other gir…	08/06/2015 on Females comp	0
#167 - GOD DAMMIT. I hope this woman never procreates. She believes a… [+] (1 new reply)	08/06/2015 on Females comp	+1
#185 - stonetomcat (08/06/2015) [-] >Implying there's any chance whatsoever that she'll procreate
#16 - I sing this every god damn I paint, no ****	07/31/2015 on Hand paintings in short time	+1

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#31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

#32 to #31 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]

howdy venom

#33 to #32 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

how are you?

#34 to #33 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]

Pretty Good, and you?

#35 to #34 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

Im ok. measured my height recently and found out im shorter than I thought.

#36 to #35 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]

by a lot?

#37 to #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

by an inch.
I thought I was 5'5" but im 5'4"

#38 to #37 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]

you got me, 5'3 here

#39 to #38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

hehe. You'd still be taller than me in heels.

#40 to #39 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]

true, so did you get that job at outback?

#41 to #40 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

idunno yet, I just applied yesterday.

#42 to #41 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]

Well good luck! Im currently trying to pretend that six credits is enough to justify not having a job. (because im a terrible human being)

#43 to #42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

aw im sorry.
Im cold and want cuddles :c

#44 to #43 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]

Aw man, I can't get my place cool enough. I love having it cold so I can snuggle up my man without it getting to warm

#45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

yeah I gotcha.

#22 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]

#23 to #22 - vampchild (08/09/2015) [-]

Howdy whats up

#24 to #23 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]

noothin much you?

#25 to #24 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]

Just chilling after a long day of work (where I found out everyone is quitting at the same time and basically Im gonna get laid off or have to quit too)