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vampchild

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/1vampchild
Consoles Owned: xbox
Video Games Played: all of 'em
X-box Gamertag: xvampchildx
Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location: my place
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11374
Highest Content Rank:#575
Highest Comment Rank:#9019
Content Thumbs: 10281 total,  11118 ,  837
Comment Thumbs: 600 total,  735 ,  135
Content Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 176 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 147 Comments: Faptastic → Level 148 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:3
Content Views:440384
Times Content Favorited:625 times
Total Comments Made:677
FJ Points:8151
female, gamer, (console and pc), home-employed artist. on about all sites you can find me by some variation of vampchild.

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#20 - I love that almost every photo is a photoshop of a very specif…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2015 on People with inward penises +3
#26 - talked (08/27/2015) [-]
You're addicted to popes?
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#33 - vampchild (08/28/2015) [-]
almost, its a term for those who enjoy popping pimples or watching pimples be popped, search Dr. Pimple Popper (NSFW)
#81 - Bought the game, computer cant play it, even on lowest blockie… 08/26/2015 on Ark Funnyjunk Server... 0
#5 - Picture 08/22/2015 on Halloween Costume Evolution +1
#1418 - awkward because i went to freind you and were already fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
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#1428 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
ah yes, i hate when that happens
#1411 - Picture 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1406 - Picture 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1401 - Just kidding, lets me friends! no spoiler, just having a…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1408 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
okay
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#1418 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
awkward because i went to freind you and were already friends. ahhhh
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#1428 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
ah yes, i hate when that happens
#1411 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1406 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1379 - bu-bye Friend! 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1362 - *figuratively  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1386 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
just kidding, i don't believe in beastiality
but seriously, you're too nice, you got a good outlook on life kid
#1401 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Just kidding, lets me friends! no spoiler, just having a good time letting people fuck with me
#1408 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
okay
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#1418 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
awkward because i went to freind you and were already friends. ahhhh
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#1428 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
ah yes, i hate when that happens
#1411 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1406 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1341 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1346 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
#1362 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
*figuratively
#1386 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
just kidding, i don't believe in beastiality
but seriously, you're too nice, you got a good outlook on life kid
#1401 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Just kidding, lets me friends! no spoiler, just having a good time letting people fuck with me
#1408 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
okay
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#1418 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
awkward because i went to freind you and were already friends. ahhhh
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#1428 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
ah yes, i hate when that happens
#1411 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1406 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1338 - toes=pain, gotta use the arches of your feet together ;) So y…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1343 - arolexion (08/19/2015) [-]
Eh.. I'm done being weird. Have a good one.
#1379 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
bu-bye Friend!
#1296 - I am pretty repulsive, thats why im a member of /fit now  [+] (11 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
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#1315 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
join /k, save yourself sometime and fix your problem with lead
#1341 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1346 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
#1362 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
*figuratively
#1386 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
just kidding, i don't believe in beastiality
but seriously, you're too nice, you got a good outlook on life kid
#1401 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Just kidding, lets me friends! no spoiler, just having a good time letting people fuck with me
#1408 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
okay
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#1418 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
awkward because i went to freind you and were already friends. ahhhh
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#1428 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
ah yes, i hate when that happens
#1411 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1406 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1286 - #DoneAndDone This picture is about 4 years old. I got fat. But…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
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#1292 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
i definitely need that, for motivation to stop eating
#1296 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
I am pretty repulsive, thats why im a member of /fit now
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#1315 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
join /k, save yourself sometime and fix your problem with lead
#1341 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1346 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
#1362 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
*figuratively
#1386 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
just kidding, i don't believe in beastiality
but seriously, you're too nice, you got a good outlook on life kid
#1401 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Just kidding, lets me friends! no spoiler, just having a good time letting people fuck with me
#1408 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
okay
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#1418 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
awkward because i went to freind you and were already friends. ahhhh
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#1428 - batmanbeyonddgrave (08/19/2015) [-]
ah yes, i hate when that happens
#1411 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1406 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
#1275 - Sorry 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me +1
#1263 - Sorry that ones not either... umm, whats that area opposite th…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1327 - arolexion (08/19/2015) [-]
Armpits? Between your toes? Damn girl.
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#1338 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
toes=pain, gotta use the arches of your feet together ;) So yea, i guess no to pits. look, youre a winner!
#1343 - arolexion (08/19/2015) [-]
Eh.. I'm done being weird. Have a good one.
#1379 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
bu-bye Friend!
#1228 - Wait, is trans-race a thing?? Cause im pretty sure thats not a thing  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
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#1235 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
Eh, there was that bitch that got famous for pretending to be black, and telling everyone she was black, even though she just had a really bad spray tan.
#1217 - No no Anon sweety, we all get sexually ripped new ones here. Y…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1251 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-]
fuck, you're married, all the good ones are
#1275 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Sorry
#1246 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
tbh I just lurk, but this page got really fun. Im not interested in committing to all the autism =c
#1194 - This is blowing up and I am in L O V E, Im cool with FJ rippin…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1205 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
not sure I agree with that but I was looking forward to getting ripped a new one. In a non-sexual way for once.
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#1217 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
No no Anon sweety, we all get sexually ripped new ones here. You just gotta log on to enjoy the fun! I almost posted an updated pic of me, but most are stupide girly selfie shots, or ones with my husband and those 'burns' are pretty unoriginal
#1251 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-]
fuck, you're married, all the good ones are
#1275 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Sorry
#1246 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
tbh I just lurk, but this page got really fun. Im not interested in committing to all the autism =c
#1180 - actually native, but I do have some mix of Danish (which is wh… 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1177 - MMM yes! thats what I wanna see <3 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#35 - **** this happened today, but in different context. I g… 08/19/2015 on Gotta go fast +1
#1159 - True spoiler, im not actually white  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
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#1173 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-]
then what are you then the other white meat?
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#1180 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
actually native, but I do have some mix of Danish (which is where i get really pale in the spring, and fucking dark in the summer) #NeverSunburnedBefore
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#1166 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
You look pretty damned white in the picture. Get back to tumblr with your trans-nigger shit.
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#1228 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Wait, is trans-race a thing?? Cause im pretty sure thats not a thing
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#1235 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
Eh, there was that bitch that got famous for pretending to be black, and telling everyone she was black, even though she just had a really bad spray tan.
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#1177 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
MMM yes! thats what I wanna see <3
#1155 - I do suppose that is true. A- moved to an A. Congratulations, … 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1149 - See Comment 1080 , I don't really get offended, but oh do i lo…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
#1175 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
exactly why im disappointed my post didnt get wrecked and only got one good zinger
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#1194 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
This is blowing up and I am in L O V E, Im cool with FJ ripping me a new one, because in the past (and probably future) if I ever needed help, or vice-versa, we're here for each other. FJ'ers care, unlike most shit sites
#1205 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
not sure I agree with that but I was looking forward to getting ripped a new one. In a non-sexual way for once.
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#1217 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
No no Anon sweety, we all get sexually ripped new ones here. You just gotta log on to enjoy the fun! I almost posted an updated pic of me, but most are stupide girly selfie shots, or ones with my husband and those 'burns' are pretty unoriginal
#1251 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-]
fuck, you're married, all the good ones are
#1275 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Sorry
#1246 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]
tbh I just lurk, but this page got really fun. Im not interested in committing to all the autism =c
#1139 - is it really a burn if you just relate me to a personal story …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me 0
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#1147 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
Coulda just called you white trash and moved on.
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#1159 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
True spoiler, im not actually white
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#1173 - saltyfries (08/19/2015) [-]
then what are you then the other white meat?
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#1180 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
actually native, but I do have some mix of Danish (which is where i get really pale in the spring, and fucking dark in the summer) #NeverSunburnedBefore
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#1166 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
You look pretty damned white in the picture. Get back to tumblr with your trans-nigger shit.
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#1228 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
Wait, is trans-race a thing?? Cause im pretty sure thats not a thing
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#1235 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2015) [-]
Eh, there was that bitch that got famous for pretending to be black, and telling everyone she was black, even though she just had a really bad spray tan.
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#1177 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
MMM yes! thats what I wanna see <3
#1155 - vampchild (08/19/2015) [-]
I do suppose that is true. A- moved to an A. Congratulations, thumby for you

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User avatar #31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #32 to #31 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
howdy venom
User avatar #33 to #32 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #34 to #33 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Pretty Good, and you?
User avatar #35 to #34 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Im ok. measured my height recently and found out im shorter than I thought.
User avatar #37 to #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
by an inch.
I thought I was 5'5" but im 5'4"
User avatar #38 to #37 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
you got me, 5'3 here
User avatar #39 to #38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
hehe. You'd still be taller than me in heels.
User avatar #40 to #39 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
true, so did you get that job at outback?
User avatar #41 to #40 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
idunno yet, I just applied yesterday.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Well good luck! Im currently trying to pretend that six credits is enough to justify not having a job. (because im a terrible human being)
User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
aw im sorry.
Im cold and want cuddles :c
User avatar #44 to #43 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Aw man, I can't get my place cool enough. I love having it cold so I can snuggle up my man without it getting to warm
User avatar #45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
yeah I gotcha.
User avatar #22 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #23 to #22 - vampchild (08/09/2015) [-]
Howdy whats up
User avatar #24 to #23 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
noothin much you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
Just chilling after a long day of work (where I found out everyone is quitting at the same time and basically Im gonna get laid off or have to quit too)
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
awh.. im sorry..
User avatar #27 to #26 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
its alright, life happens whats new with you?
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Nothin really. Games as usually.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
awesome, i just got a 3ds and pokemon x, been pretty great
User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
oh nice c:
#20 to #19 - vampchild (06/16/2015) [-]
howdy
howdy
User avatar #21 to #20 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
how be?
#4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Hello...
#5 to #4 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
hiya!
hiya!
#6 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm pretty happy  and you?
I'm pretty happy and you?
#8 to #7 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Im Ok. I'm playing warframe and stuff.
What are you up to?
User avatar #9 to #8 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
Scrolling FJ while I wait for Shadow of Mordor to reinstal
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Oh how is that game? I watched keshway play it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
Its really freaking good, I was worried it would get repetitive but honestly 10/10
User avatar #12 to #11 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Oh nice ehehe.
What other games do you play?
User avatar #13 to #12 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
umm, skyrim, gta, cod, pokemon minecraft, fiesta, tera online, assassins creed, etc, i play a decent variety of games, you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
I play Gta, minecraft, warframe, league, a bunch of vita games and stuff.
#15 to #14 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
living the life
living the life
User avatar #16 to #15 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hehe. Sooo
User avatar #17 to #16 - vampchild (06/10/2015) [-]
Something i forgot to ask, do you play on pc or console?
User avatar #18 to #17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
pc!
#3 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Here ya go.
#4 to #3 - vampchild (03/26/2015) [-]
YES.
YES.
User avatar #1 - hornack (02/17/2014) [-]
First!
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