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vampchild

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/1vampchild
Consoles Owned: xbox
Video Games Played: all of 'em
X-box Gamertag: xvampchildx
Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location: my place
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Total Comments Made:677
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female, gamer, (console and pc), home-employed artist. on about all sites you can find me by some variation of vampchild.

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#238 - **vampchild used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **vampchild roll… 11/07/2015 on Has IFWA gone crazy? 0
#252 - **vampchild used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **vampchild roll… 11/07/2015 on I'm running out of titles 0
#3 - I know. We just had a little snow drop here in my part of MN a… 10/29/2015 on That's hardly any snow tho. 0
#25 - **** , every other comment on the vid is "shoe on t… 10/29/2015 on viper +7
#29 - Comment deleted 10/25/2015 on My dad thought bathbomb was... 0
#1 - Picture 10/24/2015 on It's murder! +1
#135 - I need to know who also lives in mn. NEED IT 10/24/2015 on Where you at FJ? 0
#31 - This is the first im seeing of it, got that sht on repeat. 10/23/2015 on Behind the scenes: webm... 0
#44 - So alone, so very alone Actually Im married, qu… 10/22/2015 on How forever alone are you? 0
#27 - I want to do that hallibel cosplay so bad, but alas. I eat to … 10/22/2015 on Cosplay comp +1
#17 - Picture 10/22/2015 on Oh Shit! +26
#55 - damn, i didnt want that to be true but ... ****  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2015 on ye +3
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#97 - Rei (10/20/2015) [-]
Not really that different from Factory Farms really, but really people would get more upset over this from them being dogs, rather than other types of animals.
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#75 - doctorprofessornv (10/20/2015) [-]
Man, that sucks.
Just goes to show that even 'moral' people can be assholes.
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#63 - crypticmerle (10/19/2015) [-]
Unfortunately so.
A neighboring city to where I live recently OK'd an 80 female breeding operation for them to continue what they do. EIGHTY females that can produce almost 1000 puppies in just over a year (average 6 per, two times a year). This is only months after MN passed another law putting a restriction on 10 intact dogs (male or female) to cut down on operations like this. I was so disgusted I just wanted to move to another planet.
#1276 - Comment deleted 10/16/2015 on $50 steam cash + mousepad... 0
#10 - damn. must be this stress to crank out another 1000 words, im… 10/13/2015 on El ooh El 0
#8 - How's this? To conclude; the 2006 film; Snakes on a Plan…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2015 on El ooh El 0
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#9 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
No no, don't oversell it people will think you're desperate, also two wills make a wont.
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#10 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
damn. must be this stress to crank out another 1000 words, im cracking under the pressure, making such an obvious mistake
#6 - I smell a solid A- so far.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2015 on El ooh El 0
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#7 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
Make a bold statement in the conclusion that wraps it all up, something like "And I, without a doubt, will not hesitate to suck any cock presented to me". Yeah, that will kill it. Shit with a paper like that your professor might just help you work towards a PhD!
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#8 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
How's this? To conclude; the 2006 film; Snakes on a Plane was a well loved movie throughout its production, when it was released, and to this day. It’s cinematography, plot, and it’s audience's involvement of its development were understated by many critics and this movie did not receive its fair dues. And also, I will, without doubt, will not hesitate to such any cock presented to me. Also, thank you for your help :3
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#9 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
No no, don't oversell it people will think you're desperate, also two wills make a wont.
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#10 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
damn. must be this stress to crank out another 1000 words, im cracking under the pressure, making such an obvious mistake
#4 - OOhhh, so then i can tie back into that in my conclusion, awes…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2015 on El ooh El 0
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#5 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
Oh capitalize on that, too! You can have two ideas going at the same time! It will be brilliant!
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#6 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
I smell a solid A- so far.
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#7 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
Make a bold statement in the conclusion that wraps it all up, something like "And I, without a doubt, will not hesitate to suck any cock presented to me". Yeah, that will kill it. Shit with a paper like that your professor might just help you work towards a PhD!
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#8 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
How's this? To conclude; the 2006 film; Snakes on a Plane was a well loved movie throughout its production, when it was released, and to this day. It’s cinematography, plot, and it’s audience's involvement of its development were understated by many critics and this movie did not receive its fair dues. And also, I will, without doubt, will not hesitate to such any cock presented to me. Also, thank you for your help :3
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#9 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
No no, don't oversell it people will think you're desperate, also two wills make a wont.
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#10 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
damn. must be this stress to crank out another 1000 words, im cracking under the pressure, making such an obvious mistake
#4 - Im not sure why, but this makes me uncomfortable.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on It's Just a Prank Bro! +3
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#9 - skeidar (10/13/2015) [-]
Not all are comfortable with seeing a wet pussy
#2 - Do you think that would go best under cinematography or plot d…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2015 on El ooh El 0
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#3 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
No, it's going in the introduction bro, it's the best way to open your paper, regardless of the subject. That way when people are reading, instead of getting confused they'll go "Oh, yeah that's right" because they read the introduction and know what to expect and how it all ties together.
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#4 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
OOhhh, so then i can tie back into that in my conclusion, awesome (actually im just milking the fact the internet loved the fck out of the plot idea, thus helping turn the rating from pg13 to r )
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#5 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
Oh capitalize on that, too! You can have two ideas going at the same time! It will be brilliant!
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#6 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
I smell a solid A- so far.
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#7 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
Make a bold statement in the conclusion that wraps it all up, something like "And I, without a doubt, will not hesitate to suck any cock presented to me". Yeah, that will kill it. Shit with a paper like that your professor might just help you work towards a PhD!
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#8 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
How's this? To conclude; the 2006 film; Snakes on a Plane was a well loved movie throughout its production, when it was released, and to this day. It’s cinematography, plot, and it’s audience's involvement of its development were understated by many critics and this movie did not receive its fair dues. And also, I will, without doubt, will not hesitate to such any cock presented to me. Also, thank you for your help :3
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#9 - brobathehutt (10/13/2015) [-]
No no, don't oversell it people will think you're desperate, also two wills make a wont.
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#10 - vampchild (10/13/2015) [-]
damn. must be this stress to crank out another 1000 words, im cracking under the pressure, making such an obvious mistake
#11 - You can tell its real by the camera quality 10/10/2015 on actual ghost footage 0
#4 - honestly, the number doesn't mean much to me if im healthy and… 10/09/2015 on Online accountability 0
#2 - I know that, I would like to lose 50 lbs of fat, so if i put o…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Online accountability 0
#3 - poeg (10/09/2015) [-]
ok, just making sure, when i first started working out regularly everything was going great i was sure i was losing weight my pants which always fit where huge on me, so i was rather confused when i weighed my self and learned that i had gained 6lbs. I've since gained another 12lbs.
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#4 - vampchild (10/09/2015) [-]
honestly, the number doesn't mean much to me if im healthy and fit, but where i am now, i know that it reflects my previous bad habits. Right now i try to eat better, smaller portions and run every night. Im kinda hoping others have my problem where i fall off the wagon too often
#6 - but but.. im from upper minnesota, ad i often start my convers… 10/09/2015 on o-okay then +1
#3 - Accountability is a big one. Finding someone who you are okay … 10/09/2015 on I got fat..... 0
#40 - **** . you got me, I lol'd too hard. 10/09/2015 on Mistakes Women, and... +1

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User avatar #31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #32 to #31 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
howdy venom
User avatar #33 to #32 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #34 to #33 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Pretty Good, and you?
User avatar #35 to #34 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Im ok. measured my height recently and found out im shorter than I thought.
User avatar #37 to #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
by an inch.
I thought I was 5'5" but im 5'4"
User avatar #38 to #37 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
you got me, 5'3 here
User avatar #39 to #38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
hehe. You'd still be taller than me in heels.
User avatar #40 to #39 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
true, so did you get that job at outback?
User avatar #41 to #40 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
idunno yet, I just applied yesterday.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Well good luck! Im currently trying to pretend that six credits is enough to justify not having a job. (because im a terrible human being)
User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
aw im sorry.
Im cold and want cuddles :c
User avatar #44 to #43 - vampchild (09/27/2015) [-]
Aw man, I can't get my place cool enough. I love having it cold so I can snuggle up my man without it getting to warm
User avatar #45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
yeah I gotcha.
User avatar #22 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #23 to #22 - vampchild (08/09/2015) [-]
Howdy whats up
User avatar #24 to #23 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
noothin much you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
Just chilling after a long day of work (where I found out everyone is quitting at the same time and basically Im gonna get laid off or have to quit too)
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
awh.. im sorry..
User avatar #27 to #26 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
its alright, life happens whats new with you?
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Nothin really. Games as usually.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vampchild (08/10/2015) [-]
awesome, i just got a 3ds and pokemon x, been pretty great
User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
oh nice c:
#20 to #19 - vampchild (06/16/2015) [-]
howdy
howdy
User avatar #21 to #20 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
how be?
#4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Hello...
#5 to #4 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
hiya!
hiya!
#6 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm pretty happy  and you?
I'm pretty happy and you?
#8 to #7 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Im Ok. I'm playing warframe and stuff.
What are you up to?
User avatar #9 to #8 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
Scrolling FJ while I wait for Shadow of Mordor to reinstal
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Oh how is that game? I watched keshway play it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
Its really freaking good, I was worried it would get repetitive but honestly 10/10
User avatar #12 to #11 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Oh nice ehehe.
What other games do you play?
User avatar #13 to #12 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
umm, skyrim, gta, cod, pokemon minecraft, fiesta, tera online, assassins creed, etc, i play a decent variety of games, you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
I play Gta, minecraft, warframe, league, a bunch of vita games and stuff.
#15 to #14 - vampchild (04/24/2015) [-]
living the life
living the life
User avatar #16 to #15 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hehe. Sooo
User avatar #17 to #16 - vampchild (06/10/2015) [-]
Something i forgot to ask, do you play on pc or console?
User avatar #18 to #17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
pc!
#3 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Here ya go.
#4 to #3 - vampchild (03/26/2015) [-]
YES.
YES.
User avatar #1 - hornack (02/17/2014) [-]
First!
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