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#2040356 - it is? 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#2040342 - weak  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2040345 - themanwithnoplan (08/22/2014) [-]
It used to be a lot higher, but I like to think that it nature took it's course and they went further down the RP-site ladder.
#2040229 - no 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#2040136 - what kind of monster is that alistar  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2040371 - zenith (08/22/2014) [-]
Idk man, that guy was a boss thoguh.
#2040037 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#2040019 - do what you want dont bring a child in the world if you do… 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#2039957 - the eyebrow game is strong  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#2039961 - NutHut (08/22/2014) [-]
[Eyebrows intensifies into infinity]
#2039950 - thats pretty sad 08/22/2014 on Friendly 0
#2039768 - sorry brah, just cause I understand ya doesn't mean Im much of a help 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#2039757 - honestly I just think if I was gay I'd secretly think the same…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2039766 - wiredguy (08/22/2014) [-]
fair enough, I guess :/
User avatar #2039768 - valve (08/22/2014) [-]
sorry brah, just cause I understand ya doesn't mean Im much of a help
#2039717 - I can understand that  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2039730 - wiredguy (08/22/2014) [-]
no please, share your wisdom?
User avatar #2039757 - valve (08/22/2014) [-]
honestly I just think if I was gay I'd secretly think the same way, I don't think I have more of a reason though
User avatar #2039766 - wiredguy (08/22/2014) [-]
fair enough, I guess :/
User avatar #2039768 - valve (08/22/2014) [-]
sorry brah, just cause I understand ya doesn't mean Im much of a help
User avatar #2039726 - wiredguy (08/22/2014) [-]
I can't
#2039613 - The **** Leave Don't talk to people who p… 08/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#2039263 - Pretty sure everyone did 08/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#2039262 - Ikr 08/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#2039255 - I know the feeling to why you didn't share 08/21/2014 on Friendly 0
#2039000 - Thirst be real?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2039005 - zoopityzop (08/21/2014) [-]
Starting to look like that
#2037117 - I wished it'd be more interesting than some girl ******… 08/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#2034037 - Get a job hippie  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2034041 - NutHut (08/21/2014) [-]
You'll never catch me alive
#2031327 - What if like You contacted them?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2031339 - sammythepylon (08/20/2014) [-]
"Hey dude, you guys busy this friday?"

no reply
#2029322 - Man, you pulled a fast one on me bro 08/20/2014 on Friendly 0
#2029314 - Everyone does? I thought only one person could  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2029317 - admiralhowe (08/20/2014) [-]
you should consider getting cancer.
User avatar #2029322 - valve (08/20/2014) [-]
Man, you pulled a fast one on me bro
#604 - Oh I plan too 08/20/2014 on valve's profile 0
#602 - Yup, I have a total of 4 classes  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on valve's profile 0
User avatar #603 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
Kickass, man. Senior year is so easy. Enjoy the fuck out of it.
User avatar #604 - valve (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh I plan too
#600 - Pretty awesome. School's short, I have a wonderful girlfriend,…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on valve's profile 0
User avatar #601 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
So you've started school back up, then?
User avatar #602 - valve (08/19/2014) [-]
Yup, I have a total of 4 classes
User avatar #603 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
Kickass, man. Senior year is so easy. Enjoy the fuck out of it.
User avatar #604 - valve (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh I plan too
#2021520 - Good Night Thread  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2021539 - xerros (08/19/2014) [-]
nightly
User avatar #2021535 - inteus (08/19/2014) [-]
nighty night
User avatar #2021531 - NinjaKnight (08/19/2014) [-]
knightly
User avatar #2021525 - lightningunicorn (08/19/2014) [-]
Nini

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User avatar #610 to #609 - valve ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Holy ******* ****
That's amazing
#612 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Also have this.
User avatar #611 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
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Here's what we got so far. I just want to see my ability and Khan ;n;
User avatar #613 to #611 - valve ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I've been paying attention to it. I like the Outlast ability
User avatar #614 to #613 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
It's pretty neat.

Prowess has me turned on the most, though. I love combat tricks.
User avatar #615 to #614 - valve ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Too bad its mainly blue
User avatar #616 to #615 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
As much as I dislike Blue, I love the mechanic.
User avatar #617 to #616 - valve ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Still be better in green
Pump spells ftw
User avatar #618 to #617 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. But Red has Titan's Strength and White's got protection.
User avatar #619 to #618 - valve ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Ooor you could just run bug pump :3
User avatar #620 to #619 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Well I'm gonna be running Sultai anyways (Sounds so much better than BUG), so I think I just might.
User avatar #621 to #620 - valve ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Boon of erbos gonna do work
User avatar #622 to #621 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
*prays for Giant Growth reprint so he doesn't have to use Gather Courage*
User avatar #623 to #622 - valve ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Sadly probably not happening
User avatar #624 to #623 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
This would be the first time it hasn't, wouldn't it?

The only Standard without Giant Growth?
User avatar #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/mm/metamorphosis

Okay, holy **** . Big changes.
1) Blocks are now two sets in length. One large set, one small.
2) There will be two blocks released every year.
3) No more Core Sets.
4) Standard will rotate every 18 months.
#606 to #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
Changes take effect fall 2015
Changes take effect fall 2015
#599 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
What's good?
User avatar #600 to #599 - valve ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Pretty awesome. School's short, I have a wonderful girlfriend, and I have a lot to look forward to
Life is ******* good man
User avatar #601 to #600 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
So you've started school back up, then?
User avatar #602 to #601 - valve ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Yup, I have a total of 4 classes
User avatar #603 to #602 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
Kickass, man. Senior year is so easy. Enjoy the **** out of it.
User avatar #604 to #603 - valve ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh I plan too
#597 - lightarcanine (08/16/2014) [-]
>Finish Norin EDH deck
>On Draw
>T1
>Mountain, Norin
>T2
>Mountain, Null Rod
>T3
>Mountain, Pyretic Ritual, Seething song, Fork seething song, Reverberate Fork, Geosurge, Gauntlet of Might, Warstorm Surge
>T4
>Mycosynth Lattice
User avatar #598 to #597 - valve ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Pls
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#557 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
>Game 2, I'm up a game
>Playing against Bant
>Stuck on 4 lands
>Opponent Drops Elspeth, kills my Desecration Demon
>Drop Master of the Feast
>Erebos gets put in the Time-Out Ball
>Swing with master, opponent at 4
>He gains 1 from Nyx-Fleece Ram
>Makes more Soldiers
>Swing with Master again
>Sphinx's Rev for 6
>Golgari Charm the Detention Sphere
gg
User avatar #578 to #557 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
That's what we call, no spot removal
User avatar #579 to #578 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
"178 Mana or so"
User avatar #580 to #579 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes, a 1 of Clan Defiance doesn't sound too bad
User avatar #581 to #580 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
brb making stupid Clan Defiance deck
User avatar #583 to #581 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I made a r/g devotion with one in it to play test, surprisingly works well
User avatar #584 to #583 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I remember back when i played Gruul
It was bad.
User avatar #585 to #584 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Well yeah, it was one of your first decks right? It'd be crazy if it was actually good good
User avatar #586 to #585 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That's a good point.

It was fun, though. Made cool things happen.
User avatar #587 to #586 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly that deck was a lot better than most peoples first decks too
User avatar #588 to #587 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, I played Pokémon for a long time.
User avatar #589 to #588 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah past card game experience does help
User avatar #590 to #589 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
What all have you played?
User avatar #591 to #590 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Lol none, buty other friends who played yugioh got in it a bit faster than I did
User avatar #592 to #591 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
YuGiOh is kinda fun
User avatar #593 to #592 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I decided not to ever get in more than 1 card game
User avatar #594 to #593 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That's a good idea. I'm trying to keep some of me in Pokémon, but I vastly prefer Magic.
User avatar #558 to #557 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Siiiick tech
User avatar #582 to #558 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I made a r/g devotion with one in it to play test, surprisingly works well
User avatar #559 to #558 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
So did you go to FNM?
User avatar #560 to #559 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
No... I had to work for my friend which really sucked because I was looking forward to it all week
User avatar #561 to #560 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I hate that, man. But hey, you helped out a friend and that's important. What'd you have to do?
User avatar #562 to #561 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I just had to take his shift, that was coincidentally from 6-10
User avatar #563 to #562 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Holla holla at least.
User avatar #564 to #563 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Money's always nice but I want those sacred hours not tainted, I just wanna play card games (((((
User avatar #565 to #564 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
What do you play in Standard right now?
User avatar #566 to #565 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Mono Green
Its ****** rockin
User avatar #567 to #566 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Turn 2 Primordial?
User avatar #568 to #567 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Not the Devotion one if that's what you mean, its more centered around Chord of Calling
User avatar #569 to #568 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #570 to #569 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Its always funny to see peoples reaction when I respond with tapping all my mana and guys and get a Primordial in at the end of their turn
User avatar #571 to #570 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I want to see that happen so bad right now.
User avatar #572 to #571 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Its honestly surprising how often I actually get to do it too
User avatar #573 to #572 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
It's like Burst of Strength on your Desecration Demon
User avatar #574 to #573 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I love that you play that card, I wanted it to have potential and you've proved to me single handedly it has it
User avatar #575 to #574 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't see how it can't have potential. In my opinion, it's the best combat trick in Standard.
User avatar #576 to #575 - valve ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh I agree, its just that combat tricks usually aren't efficient enough to be played in competitive formats
#577 to #576 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, on Cockatrice...
User avatar #553 - lightarcanine (07/31/2014) [-]
Retraction Helix + Midnight Guard + Purphoros + Ornithopter

I win
User avatar #554 to #553 - valve ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Huh, didn't even think about that
User avatar #555 to #554 - lightarcanine (07/31/2014) [-]
Trips get
User avatar #556 to #555 - valve ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Wowoow, steelin muh thundar
#550 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
>Playing Jhoira against Glissa, the Traitor
>Down to 2 life, opponent at 32
>He's gonna win next turn
>Bribery out his Blightsteel
>Overload Cyclonic Rift
>Lightning Greaves
gg no re
User avatar #551 to #550 - valve ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn son
User avatar #549 to #548 - valve ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Put a necrotic sliver in
Continuous vindicate on a stick
#543 - lightarcanine (07/07/2014) [-]
>mfw my oppponent drops 4 Boros Charms
#544 to #543 - valve ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Mfw playing modern against Big Zoo and draw my 4th path
#545 to #544 - lightarcanine (07/07/2014) [-]
>mfw I keep an iffy card in my deck after board and it gets me there
User avatar #546 to #545 - valve ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Gotta get that 1 of Ruric Thar
User avatar #547 to #546 - lightarcanine (07/07/2014) [-]
Gonna cast a spell?

k have fun
User avatar #542 - thatnerdyguy (07/03/2014) [-]
>Video Games Played: Guess
>Interests: Making hats

Gonna have to guess TF2.
#539 - goomy (07/03/2014) [-]
I, too, was unaware that you were Valve.
User avatar #541 to #539 - valve ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
im thinking light?
User avatar #540 to #539 - valve ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know who you are
User avatar #533 - joshkroger ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
lol I had no idea you were this user.


I hate this alias too, I've tried to switch accounts but everyone that knew me before didn't acknowledge me so I just switched back.
User avatar #534 to #533 - valve ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
its cool dan, I'll make sure to remember your name
User avatar #528 - ubisoft (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh hey babeh we haven't talked in a long timew
User avatar #526 - cycloneclone (05/09/2013) [-]
valve sux half life's gunz suck faget suk my 2 inc cock ashole i bet u dont evn snip in cod or smok faget
User avatar #527 to #526 - valve ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
But seriously, if HL3 ran on the CoD engine and is published by Microsoft, no one would be defending it.
User avatar #529 to #527 - phanact (07/01/2014) [-]
Doubt that.
User avatar #530 to #529 - valve ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know, I didn't write that
User avatar #531 to #530 - phanact (07/01/2014) [-]
then who did
User avatar #532 to #531 - valve ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
betars, I let him use this account for awhile
User avatar #535 to #532 - betars (07/01/2014) [-]
Why did you summon me?
User avatar #536 to #535 - valve ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
did you not make that comment?
User avatar #537 to #536 - betars (07/01/2014) [-]
ye bb
User avatar #538 to #537 - valve ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
yup, thats all i was wonderin
User avatar #522 - eagames (02/25/2013) [-]
why do people like you
And don't like me? :(

I do my best
User avatar #523 to #522 - valve ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
you need to stop making game DCL and that stupid online pass ********
aint no one got money for that
User avatar #524 to #523 - eagames (02/26/2013) [-]
but ubi does it...
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#491 to #490 - valve ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
this be a different guy, me and betars were sharing since he got banana'd awhile ago
I believe you want him
#493 to #491 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#495 to #493 - valve ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
well hello then
well hello then
#496 to #495 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#497 to #496 - valve ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
good good, been procrastinating all day here, how bout you?
#498 to #497 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#501 to #498 - valve ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
wuz wrong?
#502 to #501 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#504 to #502 - valve ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
oooooh don't everyone know that feel
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