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#347 - **valve rolled a random image posted in comment #290800 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on Hole in the floor +2
#352 - valve (09/18/2012) [-]
Nailed it.
#1203067 - My friend's Gamer tag was Sandman. Doesn't matter, you are… 09/17/2012 on sfw random board +1
#1203038 - why is this so funny to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on sfw random board +1
#1203053 - thepatriarch has deleted their comment.
#1202968 - Hey I remember you. I was playing BF3 as you! hi Sandman.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on sfw random board +1
#1203032 - sniffythebird (09/17/2012) [-]
>2012.
>BF3.

And by "Sandman" don't you mean MW3? I can't remember anyone named that in BF3, and Sandman in MW2 uses sunglasses and a face mask.
User avatar #1203067 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
My friend's Gamer tag was Sandman.
Doesn't matter, you are still Elite Commando.
#1202869 - LE YES LE XDDDDDDDD UR SMART LOL LE XDDDD 09/17/2012 on sfw random board 0
#1202857 - *jew 09/17/2012 on sfw random board 0
#1202849 - make him watch MLP so he can be a lifeless faggot hew *…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #1202857 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
*jew
#1202832 - **valve rolled user yoh **  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #1209891 - yoh (09/17/2012) [-]
Oh hi?
#1202766 - "Do you be(Le)ive in magic in a new meme's start. Le le l… 09/17/2012 on sfw random board +1
#1199839 - don't have water has to drink Brisk the entire d… 09/17/2012 on sfw random board 0
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on MOSHI MOSHI, MOTHERFUCKER +1
#40 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Good one.
#37 - no.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2012 on MOSHI MOSHI, MOTHERFUCKER +1
#38 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Why would you wish to stay?
#39 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
#40 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Good one.
#35 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2012 on MOSHI MOSHI, MOTHERFUCKER 0
#36 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Just go. GTFO.
#37 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
no.
#38 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Why would you wish to stay?
#39 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
#40 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Good one.
#31 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2012 on MOSHI MOSHI, MOTHERFUCKER 0
#33 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
You're not helping your case.
#35 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
#36 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Just go. GTFO.
#37 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
no.
#38 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Why would you wish to stay?
#39 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
#40 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Good one.
#29 - I love you too  [+] (9 new replies) 09/16/2012 on MOSHI MOSHI, MOTHERFUCKER 0
#30 - duudegladiator (09/16/2012) [-]
Well, that ruined what i thought of you.
#31 - valve (09/16/2012) [-]
#33 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
You're not helping your case.
#35 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
#36 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Just go. GTFO.
#37 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
no.
#38 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Why would you wish to stay?
#39 - valve (09/17/2012) [-]
#40 - duudegladiator (09/17/2012) [-]
Good one.
#1199132 - **** , what?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #1199152 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
GET.
#1199107 - Picture 09/16/2012 on sfw random board +1
#1199090 - le 9gag armi is le interrupt again le lol 09/16/2012 on sfw random board -1
#1199066 - LE 9GAG ARMI IS LE INTERRUPT 09/16/2012 on sfw random board -2
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#1199046 - an hero 09/16/2012 on sfw random board 0
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#1199000 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2012 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #1199123 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
dat get.
User avatar #1199132 - valve (09/16/2012) [-]
shit, what?
User avatar #1199152 - lordfuckerslives (09/16/2012) [-]
GET.
#1199015 - kidwonderumad has deleted their comment.
#1198929 - NO U DIS IS GREAT GIF UR JUST JELLY CUZ 9GAG ARMI IS … 09/16/2012 on sfw random board +1
#1198904 - Treasure your lifes, everybody. After all, we all only live twice.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on sfw random board +1
#1198971 - thirteenthdoctor (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, what was that?

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#637 - lightarcanine (11 hours ago) [-]
So how'd pre-release treat you?
User avatar #638 to #637 - valve (5 hours ago) [-]
Super good
6 fetches, and almost all the Temur stuff I was looking for for my deck
#633 - lightarcanine (09/16/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/DAIMd#gUl5RHD

"Stolen collection found in trash bags under a porch."
#634 to #633 - valve (09/17/2014) [-]
That foil scalding tarn though
That foil scalding tarn though
#635 to #634 - lightarcanine (09/17/2014) [-]
So a judge gets his promo lands...
User avatar #628 - mrrandomness (09/06/2014) [-]
nice snag on that username m8o
User avatar #629 to #628 - valve (09/06/2014) [-]
Ty
User avatar #626 - lightarcanine (09/05/2014) [-]
Is Plains confirmed for Khans?
User avatar #627 to #626 - valve (09/05/2014) [-]
Hmmm?
User avatar #610 to #609 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Holy ******* ****
That's amazing
#612 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Also have this.
User avatar #611 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
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Here's what we got so far. I just want to see my ability and Khan ;n;
User avatar #613 to #611 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I've been paying attention to it. I like the Outlast ability
User avatar #614 to #613 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
It's pretty neat.

Prowess has me turned on the most, though. I love combat tricks.
User avatar #615 to #614 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Too bad its mainly blue
User avatar #616 to #615 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
As much as I dislike Blue, I love the mechanic.
User avatar #617 to #616 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Still be better in green
Pump spells ftw
User avatar #618 to #617 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. But Red has Titan's Strength and White's got protection.
User avatar #619 to #618 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Ooor you could just run bug pump :3
User avatar #620 to #619 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Well I'm gonna be running Sultai anyways (Sounds so much better than BUG), so I think I just might.
User avatar #621 to #620 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Boon of erbos gonna do work
User avatar #636 to #621 - erbos (09/19/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #622 to #621 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
*prays for Giant Growth reprint so he doesn't have to use Gather Courage*
User avatar #623 to #622 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Sadly probably not happening
User avatar #624 to #623 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
This would be the first time it hasn't, wouldn't it?

The only Standard without Giant Growth?
User avatar #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/mm/metamorphosis

Okay, holy **** . Big changes.
1) Blocks are now two sets in length. One large set, one small.
2) There will be two blocks released every year.
3) No more Core Sets.
4) Standard will rotate every 18 months.
#606 to #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
Changes take effect fall 2015
Changes take effect fall 2015
#599 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
What's good?
User avatar #600 to #599 - valve (08/19/2014) [-]
Pretty awesome. School's short, I have a wonderful girlfriend, and I have a lot to look forward to
Life is ******* good man
User avatar #601 to #600 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
So you've started school back up, then?
User avatar #602 to #601 - valve (08/19/2014) [-]
Yup, I have a total of 4 classes
User avatar #603 to #602 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
Kickass, man. Senior year is so easy. Enjoy the **** out of it.
User avatar #604 to #603 - valve (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh I plan too
#597 - lightarcanine (08/16/2014) [-]
>Finish Norin EDH deck
>On Draw
>T1
>Mountain, Norin
>T2
>Mountain, Null Rod
>T3
>Mountain, Pyretic Ritual, Seething song, Fork seething song, Reverberate Fork, Geosurge, Gauntlet of Might, Warstorm Surge
>T4
>Mycosynth Lattice
User avatar #598 to #597 - valve (08/16/2014) [-]
Pls
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#557 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
>Game 2, I'm up a game
>Playing against Bant
>Stuck on 4 lands
>Opponent Drops Elspeth, kills my Desecration Demon
>Drop Master of the Feast
>Erebos gets put in the Time-Out Ball
>Swing with master, opponent at 4
>He gains 1 from Nyx-Fleece Ram
>Makes more Soldiers
>Swing with Master again
>Sphinx's Rev for 6
>Golgari Charm the Detention Sphere
gg
User avatar #578 to #557 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
That's what we call, no spot removal
User avatar #579 to #578 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
"178 Mana or so"
User avatar #580 to #579 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes, a 1 of Clan Defiance doesn't sound too bad
User avatar #581 to #580 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
brb making stupid Clan Defiance deck
User avatar #583 to #581 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I made a r/g devotion with one in it to play test, surprisingly works well
User avatar #584 to #583 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I remember back when i played Gruul
It was bad.
User avatar #585 to #584 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Well yeah, it was one of your first decks right? It'd be crazy if it was actually good good
User avatar #586 to #585 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That's a good point.

It was fun, though. Made cool things happen.
User avatar #587 to #586 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly that deck was a lot better than most peoples first decks too
User avatar #588 to #587 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, I played Pokémon for a long time.
User avatar #589 to #588 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah past card game experience does help
User avatar #590 to #589 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
What all have you played?
User avatar #591 to #590 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Lol none, buty other friends who played yugioh got in it a bit faster than I did
User avatar #592 to #591 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
YuGiOh is kinda fun
User avatar #593 to #592 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I decided not to ever get in more than 1 card game
User avatar #594 to #593 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That's a good idea. I'm trying to keep some of me in Pokémon, but I vastly prefer Magic.
User avatar #558 to #557 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Siiiick tech
User avatar #582 to #558 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I made a r/g devotion with one in it to play test, surprisingly works well
User avatar #559 to #558 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
So did you go to FNM?
User avatar #560 to #559 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
No... I had to work for my friend which really sucked because I was looking forward to it all week
User avatar #561 to #560 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I hate that, man. But hey, you helped out a friend and that's important. What'd you have to do?
User avatar #562 to #561 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I just had to take his shift, that was coincidentally from 6-10
User avatar #563 to #562 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Holla holla at least.
User avatar #564 to #563 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Money's always nice but I want those sacred hours not tainted, I just wanna play card games (((((
User avatar #565 to #564 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
What do you play in Standard right now?
User avatar #566 to #565 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Mono Green
Its ****** rockin
User avatar #567 to #566 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Turn 2 Primordial?
User avatar #568 to #567 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Not the Devotion one if that's what you mean, its more centered around Chord of Calling
User avatar #569 to #568 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #570 to #569 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Its always funny to see peoples reaction when I respond with tapping all my mana and guys and get a Primordial in at the end of their turn
User avatar #571 to #570 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I want to see that happen so bad right now.
User avatar #572 to #571 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Its honestly surprising how often I actually get to do it too
User avatar #573 to #572 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
It's like Burst of Strength on your Desecration Demon
User avatar #574 to #573 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I love that you play that card, I wanted it to have potential and you've proved to me single handedly it has it
User avatar #575 to #574 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't see how it can't have potential. In my opinion, it's the best combat trick in Standard.
User avatar #576 to #575 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh I agree, its just that combat tricks usually aren't efficient enough to be played in competitive formats
#577 to #576 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, on Cockatrice...
User avatar #553 - lightarcanine (07/31/2014) [-]
Retraction Helix + Midnight Guard + Purphoros + Ornithopter

I win
User avatar #554 to #553 - valve (07/31/2014) [-]
Huh, didn't even think about that
User avatar #555 to #554 - lightarcanine (07/31/2014) [-]
Trips get
User avatar #556 to #555 - valve (07/31/2014) [-]
Wowoow, steelin muh thundar
#550 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
>Playing Jhoira against Glissa, the Traitor
>Down to 2 life, opponent at 32
>He's gonna win next turn
>Bribery out his Blightsteel
>Overload Cyclonic Rift
>Lightning Greaves
gg no re
User avatar #551 to #550 - valve (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn son
User avatar #549 to #548 - valve (07/09/2014) [-]
Put a necrotic sliver in
Continuous vindicate on a stick
#543 - lightarcanine (07/07/2014) [-]
>mfw my oppponent drops 4 Boros Charms
#544 to #543 - valve (07/07/2014) [-]
Mfw playing modern against Big Zoo and draw my 4th path
#545 to #544 - lightarcanine (07/07/2014) [-]
>mfw I keep an iffy card in my deck after board and it gets me there
User avatar #546 to #545 - valve (07/07/2014) [-]
Gotta get that 1 of Ruric Thar
User avatar #547 to #546 - lightarcanine (07/07/2014) [-]
Gonna cast a spell?

k have fun
User avatar #542 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
>Video Games Played: Guess
>Interests: Making hats

Gonna have to guess TF2.
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