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#390 - Yeah, okay. 09/14/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#388 - Quite.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#389 - keltainenlumi (09/03/2014) [-]
Ur slow.
User avatar #390 - vallander (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay.
#1060 - The cake's gone by now, though. That was made during the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1061 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
#1058 - I made this cake.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1059 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
you can be an even bigger dick than me sometimes
#1060 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
The cake's gone by now, though.
That was made during the summer.

He's a pretty piece of cake.
#1061 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
#1056 - Picture 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1054 - Your emotions' dick will curl up and die.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1055 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
people that do that belong on the gay baby jail
#1056 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#1052 - Breaking up right after sex is the ********* thing ever.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1053 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
that makes your dick go inside your body
#1054 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Your emotions' dick will curl up and die.
#1055 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
people that do that belong on the gay baby jail
#1056 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#386 - Picture 08/24/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#384 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#385 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
Dat sounds butter
#386 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#1050 - What if they confess during or after sex? That they love you, …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1051 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
well theres worse thing to say during sex

did i leave the oven on?
#1052 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Breaking up right after sex is the shittiest thing ever.
#1053 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
that makes your dick go inside your body
#1054 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Your emotions' dick will curl up and die.
#1055 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
people that do that belong on the gay baby jail
#1056 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #387 - keltainenlumi (08/25/2014) [-]
Dicks.
User avatar #388 to #387 - vallander (09/03/2014) [-]
Quite.
User avatar #390 to #389 - vallander (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay.
User avatar #367 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
y
User avatar #368 to #367 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Y- Yo, dog.
Wh- What up in da hood, y- yo..!!
User avatar #371 to #370 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
You cumming onto me?
User avatar #373 to #372 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
That's a pretty bold approach.

Not that I mind.

#377 to #376 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
Lick lick mofo
Lick lick mofo
#379 to #378 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
You're acting pretty gay. Uknow?
#380 to #379 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Having fun, hehe.
#381 to #380 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
So I'm nothing more to you than a small source of amusement
#382 to #381 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Naww.
Friendships are good and important.
User avatar #383 to #382 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
But friends do not sex each other
#385 to #384 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
Dat sounds butter
User avatar #365 - TheFlamingFlamingo (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know why and we've only talked like ******* twice ever but I just felt like saying hi so hi
User avatar #332 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Cont​rolling a ba​dminton game is g​ay as f​agmin.

Try typing out this sentence yourself.
#354 to #332 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
You need new pictures, bro.
You need new pictures, bro.
#355 to #354 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
I also have this.
I also have this.
#356 to #355 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Fetch me new pictures, slave.
Fetch me new pictures, slave.
#357 to #356 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
OMG I'VE SEEN YOU USE THAT BEFORE YOU NEED NEW PICTURES
#358 to #357 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Just go get the 						*******					 pictures, Mutzaki.
Just go get the ******* pictures, Mutzaki.
#360 to #359 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Haha, you've used that picture before, you 						*******					 gullible git.   
   
(You get off from profanities, right?)
Haha, you've used that picture before, you ******* gullible git.

(You get off from profanities, right?)
User avatar #361 to #360 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
God damn it, vally, stop knowing me better than my own mother!
User avatar #362 to #361 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
You love it, hahah.
User avatar #363 to #362 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
You can't prove **** ...
User avatar #364 to #363 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
I can still make believe, tho'.
Ha ha ha!
User avatar #334 to #332 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
What ever for? Seems fishy.
User avatar #335 to #334 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Naaaah, just try it. Type out the first sentence in my previous comment.
User avatar #336 to #335 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Tried typing it once, but don't wanna post it.
I don't know what you're up to, hmmmmph. *frown*
User avatar #337 to #336 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Nuuuh, come ooon. Pleeease? Nothing bad will happen.
I just wanna trull you a bit.
#338 to #337 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Why do you wanna troll me!? *in Batman voice*
User avatar #339 to #338 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Because I never get to trull anyone D:
Pleeeease? :c
#340 to #339 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
I'll do it when you learn to dance.
I'll do it when you learn to dance.
#342 to #341 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
'Tis what I thought.
'Tis what I thought.
#344 to #343 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Fans are great, we should get more fans.
Fans are great, we should get more fans.
#346 to #345 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Is your body ready?
Is your body ready?
#347 to #346 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
No...no, it is not.
No...no, it is not.
#348 to #347 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm cool with that.
I'm cool with that.
User avatar #349 to #348 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
You're a meanie...
#350 to #349 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
The fandom for this one's pretty great.   
<-
The fandom for this one's pretty great.
<-
User avatar #351 to #350 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
The fandom for what now...?
#352 to #351 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
The series from which that's from.
The series from which that's from.
#353 to #352 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, I see...*slurp*
Oh, I see, I see...*slurp*
#322 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #333 to #324 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Hah!
You and your assumptions.
#325 to #324 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
#326 to #325 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
I got it


You're vallander!
#327 to #326 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
The original one, too.
#329 to #328 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
What's the 'um' for?
#330 to #329 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
I thought you were someone I knew or something
#331 to #330 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
You should get EX and play it with me.
#267 - swordwoman (01/06/2013) [-]
Yesterday a cop flirted with me, first he talked to me and later on he pulled out this line.   
   
&quot;Did you misbehave? I've got cuffs that you might like.&quot;   
   
My first thought of this horrid waste of time was, &quot;Does he not fear me?&quot;   
I just smiled awkwardly and he 'coughed' and walked away....   
This was 						*******					 awkward to the max....    
   
   
   
So how you doin'?
Yesterday a cop flirted with me, first he talked to me and later on he pulled out this line.

"Did you misbehave? I've got cuffs that you might like."

My first thought of this horrid waste of time was, "Does he not fear me?"
I just smiled awkwardly and he 'coughed' and walked away....
This was ******* awkward to the max....



So how you doin'?
#321 to #267 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, you've hardly flirted with me. (Not like I have flirted with you either, tho'..)

Tomboys are nice.

My hands smell really good...
I gave a try to this new shower gel thing. It smells really attractive.
#288 to #267 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Let's just say: they look exactly like my friend's.
#289 to #288 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
PROVE IT!
PROVE IT!
#290 to #289 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
You're not very clever, are you?
Just read the few last messages over again, it's truly not that subtle.
#291 to #290 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
No i did see it. but was hoping for a picture of your face
User avatar #293 to #291 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
And, uh, sorry for assuming you were a dum dum. It's just that people seem really retarded all the time.
#295 to #293 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Lol, can agree with that. Like the whole cut for bieber 						****					....
Lol, can agree with that. Like the whole cut for bieber **** ....
#298 to #295 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
I feel like going "Yeah, or <???>..." and complaining about something from my personal life.
#299 to #298 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
What ever is on yer mind, show it!!
#301 to #299 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
This guy is dissing me for being gay.
And, it sorta makes me feel uncomfortable.

I'm not sure if that's what I'm pissed off a bout, tho'.
#304 to #301 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Maybe he got the hots for you? or is gay himself and is afraid to come out for it.    
Don't show it that it's hurting you in any kind of way, just be yourself.   
   
*hugs* Don't worry sweetheart, I can always stomp their 						*******					 face in.
Maybe he got the hots for you? or is gay himself and is afraid to come out for it.
Don't show it that it's hurting you in any kind of way, just be yourself.

*hugs* Don't worry sweetheart, I can always stomp their ******* face in.
#305 to #304 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Dunno, he said something about having a girlfriend.
I've already opened up about how he's obviously a dick towards me.

Oh, I wish that was true.
#308 to #305 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah he has a girlfriends doesn't mean 						****					, it could always be a cover up, or he wants to convince himself. Anywho, just live your life ^-^
Yeah he has a girlfriends doesn't mean **** , it could always be a cover up, or he wants to convince himself. Anywho, just live your life ^-^
#309 to #308 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
He says he's creeped out by how I'm 'coming onto him all the time'.
Pfft, this isn't living, this is enduring and surviving. I want a holiday.. but people keep stacking up obligations to me, sigh.
#312 to #309 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
This is your life, your path to walk on. Put those people in their place when they even dare to step on you path.


When he says he's creeped out, fine his lost. Find a different toy to play with *wink*
#313 to #312 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
I should beat up the government and just take what I want? Dunno, I'd go to jail and lose all my nice things if I did that.

It's not like I'm doing it for any real reason. I like it, it's fun.
Him complaining about it is making it less fun, sigh.
#315 to #313 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
No guts no Glory.
No guts no Glory.
#292 to #291 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Don't wanna.
I'd get nothing in return, anyway.
#294 to #292 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
If you show me your face i will show you mine!
If you show me your face i will show you mine!
#296 to #294 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Don't try to pressure people into something you wouldn't be willing to do first yourself.
Qq.
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#300 to #297 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
You... weren't suppose to agree to those terms..
Aaanyways, look, here, you.
I don't honestly want to show my face, for stupid reasons.
And, I don't have a picture at hand. (I did try looking for one on my comp.)

But, I guess I could maybe agree to revealing my looks with time. ..but... I'd have to be bestest of pals with you..

You already got to see my beautiful eyes..!
#302 to #300 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Never play with me, you'll never win and I will always get what I want~

Buttt we are bestest of pals~ you post your face and delete afterwards, no biggie~
#303 to #302 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
I hate people like that, they stress me out so much.
I also hate pushy people.

I have no real luck, huh.
#306 to #303 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
I guess we have something in common, but post your picture when you feel comfy to do so. I don't care really when, I'm just curious how you look~
#307 to #306 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Finally! Thank you, *huggles*.
Why? Don't tell me you like me.
#310 to #307 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't fall for anyone~ But I can tell that you like me very much~   
   
Don't worry, I won't tell your little boy toys about this naughty thing you're trying to hide~
Nah, I don't fall for anyone~ But I can tell that you like me very much~

Don't worry, I won't tell your little boy toys about this naughty thing you're trying to hide~
#311 to #310 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
How come? Did something happen?
Well, interested in me, same thing.

Oh? What am I hiding?
#314 to #311 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
I have a dream to fulfill, a man would stop me from doing so.   
As a friend yes darling~ I like your personality very much~   
   
You're hiding your dark little secret~ me~   
   
That picture, the guy has blue eyes =-=
I have a dream to fulfill, a man would stop me from doing so.
As a friend yes darling~ I like your personality very much~

You're hiding your dark little secret~ me~

That picture, the guy has blue eyes =-=
#316 to #314 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
That's like saying it'd have to get serious.
Woah, someone who appreciates me for my personality. I feel blessed.

You're my dirty little secret? Haha.

He's pretty hot, ain' he?
#318 to #316 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
No, no relationship what so ever.
What we are a little bit alike no?

Yesh he is, I would whip him around a bit~
#319 to #318 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
How boring.
Me and you? Alike?

What else do you do besides sadism?
#320 to #319 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, a little bit, we both are huge flirts, and some other things.

I fight, train. Don't let that picture fool you, I just attempted a 'cute' pose.
#268 to #267 - vallander (01/07/2013) [-]
Cops aren't allowed to hit on people!
Only handsome young detectives are!

I'm alright, tired, tho'.
First day of skewl in few weeks.... feels bad...
Oh, well.. Maybe I'll have some fun.

<- Look.
#269 to #268 - swordwoman (01/07/2013) [-]
School in a few weeks!? when!? I have school tomorrow T^T   
I don't like cops!!! nor detectives! Yes maybe you will have some fun in school &lt;u&lt;   
   
I know that animal, I've seen it before but is that you? I guess it is, tell me moar about this picture!
School in a few weeks!? when!? I have school tomorrow T^T
I don't like cops!!! nor detectives! Yes maybe you will have some fun in school <u<

I know that animal, I've seen it before but is that you? I guess it is, tell me moar about this picture!
#270 to #269 - vallander (01/07/2013) [-]
I had school just now. It... wasn't that awful.. I suppose..
Got something to hide? Hehe.

It ain' me, jeez. It's just a picture I thought looked nice.
The pig-thing i's a peculiar creature.
#271 to #270 - swordwoman (01/07/2013) [-]
What happened in school? and whats new with the guy that fell for you charms?   
....I've got nothing to tell &lt;_&lt;   
   
Show me a picture of yourself!!
What happened in school? and whats new with the guy that fell for you charms?
....I've got nothing to tell <_<

Show me a picture of yourself!!
#272 to #271 - vallander (01/07/2013) [-]
What guy?
Tell me your secrets... *touch*

No.
#273 to #272 - swordwoman (01/07/2013) [-]
tell my secrets?   
   
show me your face!   
   
You made a guy fall for you? remember? what happened to that?
tell my secrets?

show me your face!

You made a guy fall for you? remember? what happened to that?
#274 to #273 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.

Why? I'd hardly stay fully anonymous if I revealed my face to you.

Well, I do that all the time. So I can hardly remember all the guys I hit on.
#275 to #274 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Boring.

So you kind of broke the poor things heart.
bad...
#276 to #275 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
You sorta made me get pictures of myself.
I'm.. so sexy... jeez... my smile.. it's so beautiful... such handsome figures..!! Gah! I'm so ******* attractive, man.

It's okay, he's just some guy.
#277 to #276 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Yay! *claps hands in a excited fashion* show me one!!    
   
And yes, my eyes are beautiful~ I'm Beautiful~    
Lol, he's just some guy. Bad boy, not nice. Don't play with a heart.
Yay! *claps hands in a excited fashion* show me one!!

And yes, my eyes are beautiful~ I'm Beautiful~
Lol, he's just some guy. Bad boy, not nice. Don't play with a heart.
#278 to #277 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope.

Mine are more interesting, jajaja.
Nyeh, I'm just passing a favor.
#279 to #278 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Mean.   
   
As you can see, my eyes are beautiful~   
Passing a favor?
Mean.

As you can see, my eyes are beautiful~
Passing a favor?
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#281 to #280 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Turquoise

lol, little boy don't play a game with fire~
#282 to #281 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
What kinda homo has turquoise eyes, hmph.

Wanna play with me? Hehe~.
#283 to #282 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
If he did had turquoise eyes, he would have beautiful eyes!
#284 to #283 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
You sayin' those eyes are adorable?
#285 to #284 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, yes i am~
#286 to #285 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you~.
My friend will be happy to hear that.
#287 to #286 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Now show me a picture of your eyes.
User avatar #255 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
:D
#257 to #255 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
(Smoother version is smoother.)
User avatar #258 to #257 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
God Jul, notvallander!
(check me name again)
User avatar #259 to #258 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
Feliz Navidad, bro.
I know, jajaja.
User avatar #260 to #259 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
Joyeux Noël, brutha.
User avatar #261 to #260 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
One day, bro. One day.
User avatar #262 to #261 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
:(
Yes, one day not too far from now.
#263 to #262 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
Want a kiss under a mistletoe with me?
User avatar #264 to #263 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
You know it <3
#265 to #264 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
You're not suppose to agree to it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MllTKxrGL9g
#256 to #255 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas, NotMutzaki!
User avatar #242 - notmutzaki (12/17/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIBNxMXtWtM
I love this commercial.

Also, I just love that song below.
User avatar #245 to #242 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
How lewd.

youtu.be/s3Q80mk7bxE
I heard you like Jackson 5.
User avatar #248 to #245 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
Eh, they're kinda all right.
User avatar #243 to #241 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Han år en vampyr?
Damn.
User avatar #244 to #243 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
Han är en vampyr, silly nilly.
User avatar #246 to #244 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Right! År would be a year, wouldn't it.
Hanging out with you can be so educational, jeez.
User avatar #247 to #246 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
I enjoy feeling useful :D
You're a good Vally.
User avatar #249 to #247 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Yay, I made someone relatively happy~.
What? You're gonna pet me now? Hehe.
#250 to #249 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
You know you'd love it.
You know you'd love it.
#252 to #250 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
My face when.
User avatar #253 to #252 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
D'aww, vally is a cutie.

It's been lovely talking to you once more. I must be off now, though, so I can fail my exam in roughly 4 hours and endure this last bit of school. Nightynight!
User avatar #254 to #253 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Right!?

A- Ah? Well, good luck, do your best! Have fun, see you soon.
User avatar #234 - valax (12/14/2012) [-]
Turbo's good at singing.
User avatar #235 to #234 - vallander (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, he is. It's a shame he's sorta getting old, right?
Just like Kamui.
User avatar #236 to #235 - valax (12/14/2012) [-]
Mhm.
They're both cool, I wonder what albums I'm missing out on.
User avatar #237 to #236 - vallander (12/14/2012) [-]
At least we have UVER.
They're gonna be around for a while, probably.
Going to a concert would be nice, shame that's not a viable option, huh?
User avatar #238 to #237 - valax (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, probably. I'd assume so.
Would be great, I wish I had everyone's schedules on one thing so I could check them all out.
User avatar #239 to #238 - vallander (12/14/2012) [-]
It's be great, you could easily plan everything, right?
User avatar #240 to #239 - valax (12/14/2012) [-]
Ye. I wonder if someone has done one, someone probably has. But, it's probably not the sorta I'd like.
User avatar #222 - zameckis (12/14/2012) [-]
thx for the add!!1
hope we can get along~
User avatar #224 to #223 - zameckis (12/14/2012) [-]
wait a sec
who is this!?
User avatar #225 to #224 - vallander (12/14/2012) [-]
What do you mean? Haha.
#226 to #225 - zameckis (12/14/2012) [-]
who are you!?!??!

what do you want from me??!
#227 to #226 - vallander (12/14/2012) [-]
Friends call me Steve, dunno why, tho'.

Dunno, yet. Hehe.
#230 to #229 - zameckis (12/14/2012) [-]
atleast don't act so shady

#231 to #230 - vallander (12/14/2012) [-]
Hahaha, fine, if you insist.
#232 to #231 - zameckis (12/14/2012) [-]
so, introduce thine self
i doubt you are random strangers
#233 to #232 - vallander (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm just a guy who enjoys a variety of things. Loves doing all sorts of fun stuff. I joke around a lot, too.
H- Huh?
#133 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
And who might you be?
#217 to #133 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
B- Brunette..? No one has ever categorized me like that before..
#218 to #217 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
you think that's cute? i was stating a fact.
you think that's cute? i was stating a fact.
#219 to #218 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
I quote Wikipedia: Brunette literally means "little brown-haired girl" or "young brown-haired woman"
#220 to #219 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Wiki says that? what do you call a tall brown haired woman.
Wiki says that? what do you call a tall brown haired woman.
#221 to #220 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
A big friggen' brunette.
#194 to #133 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
When the guy starts crying, nobody's gonna have a good time.   
   
Hahaha.
When the guy starts crying, nobody's gonna have a good time.

Hahaha.
#195 to #194 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
No crying, that's an order.
No crying, that's an order.
#199 to #198 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Be a good boy and submit.
Be a good boy and submit.
#201 to #200 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Good boy.
Good boy.
#202 to #201 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]



You like it when I act like you're a guy, right? *troll face*
#207 to #205 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
No, but yeah, don't take me seriously, I like hitting on and flirting with people for no reason.
#209 to #207 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
You can never top my fabulous ways.
You can never top my fabulous ways.
#206 to #205 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
A- Are you mad..?
#208 to #206 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
I am having one of my dense blond moments.
I am having one of my dense blond moments.
#210 to #208 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
You have a naturally blonde hair?
#212 to #210 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Nope, i have light brown hair that gets darker nearing the top of my head.
Nope, i have light brown hair that gets darker nearing the top of my head.
#213 to #212 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
I have a brown hair, not dark brown, a bit lighter.
#214 to #213 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Almost blond then.
Almost blond then.
#215 to #214 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
I wouldn't go that far, jeez.
#216 to #215 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
alright, alright. don't get mad little brunet.
alright, alright. don't get mad little brunet.
#174 to #133 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
I dunno which would be the best, gimme a day or two to think it over.
Hit me with your best shot.
#175 to #174 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh, someone is actually challenging me?

This should be fun~
#176 to #175 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Look, here, now. I'm just sayin': Come at me, bro.

Mhm~.
#177 to #176 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
You wouldn't want that sweetheart, you just wouldn't want that...
You wouldn't want that sweetheart, you just wouldn't want that...
#178 to #177 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh? I wouldn't?
#179 to #178 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
****					, you're adorable. so ignorant.
**** , you're adorable. so ignorant.
#180 to #179 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Eh-he~.
Thank you kindly.
#183 to #182 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Don't mistake me for a man god damn it.
Don't mistake me for a man god damn it.
#184 to #183 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Is that an.. order..?
#185 to #184 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
yes, it is.
yes, it is.
#186 to #185 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Can I call you 'sir'?
#187 to #186 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't see why not.
#188 to #187 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Aye, captain, my captain.
#189 to #188 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
How did you know i wanted to be a pirate.
#190 to #189 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
You seemed the type, heh.
#191 to #190 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
oh? type, ey?  feed my ego and tell me more.
oh? type, ey? feed my ego and tell me more.
#192 to #191 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
You only want me for my kind words?   
   
Hahaha.
You only want me for my kind words?

Hahaha.
#193 to #192 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
No, for my amusement.
No, for my amusement.

#154 to #133 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Hahaha, people keep asking that, jeez.

- Why did you add me
A: 'Cause you probably looked interesting.

- State your sex
A: My, what kinda thing is that to ask right off the start?

- How you doin'?
A: I'm alright, feelin' happy, hehe.

How do you do?
#155 to #154 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
- How you doin'?
A: I'm alright, feelin' happy, hehe.
Dat answer.... might i add that i am a perverted person~ so many things going on in my mind.

I looked interesting? what made me look that way.
I have a feeling that you're a guy, I am feeling relaxed.
#156 to #155 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh, my. That's certainly one way to introduce yourself, haha.

Oh, I don't know, I added many people in hopes of meeting someone interesting. So far, you're the best I've gotten. I'm still new to this, so go easy on me.
Really now?
#157 to #156 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
New? as in new in adding random people? is that a thing now?   
So wait. You are a boy?    
   
State your age and country. I live in Holland and age 20.
New? as in new in adding random people? is that a thing now?
So wait. You are a boy?

State your age and country. I live in Holland and age 20.
#158 to #157 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Well, y'know, shake a tree and see what falls out.
Yes, as you can tell, I am a man.

Scandinavia, don't ask for specific location, jeez. I'm 17.
#159 to #158 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Sake a tree and see..... i am dyslectic and have a perverted brain.

Scandinavia, awesome place.

17
17
SEVENTEEN

so, how was school?
#160 to #159 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
It's an expression. Basically means you gotta take chances if you wanna win something good.

Yes, the weather is quite nice. Lots of snow.

I'm past age of consent, hahahaha.

Super, met lots of nice people, had tons of fun.
You work already?
#161 to #160 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
I love snow~ building forts and 						****					.   
oh? so you're the popular kid?   
nah, i am in college, last year .... have to work my ass of if i want to get my degree.... 						*******					 						****					..
I love snow~ building forts and **** .
oh? so you're the popular kid?
nah, i am in college, last year .... have to work my ass of if i want to get my degree.... ******* **** ..
#162 to #161 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
You get an excuse to wear a coat, yaysers.
Naw, I'm the chill guy.
Feels bad, eh?
#163 to #162 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
i am not so different? from who?   
   
I don't like to carry too much stuff with me like bags and such, that's why i like summers and spring so much.   
Yes, it does, i like freedom to do as you wish, too damn much.
i am not so different? from who?

I don't like to carry too much stuff with me like bags and such, that's why i like summers and spring so much.
Yes, it does, i like freedom to do as you wish, too damn much.
#164 to #163 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
A chill guy / popular kid.

Carrying stuff is great, ha.
Right!? I wish I could just do what I wanna do and get away with it, it'd be sweet.
#165 to #164 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
I like to walk through nature and take naps, i am a very lazy person..... i am thinking about taking a nap right now.
I like to walk through nature and take naps, i am a very lazy person..... i am thinking about taking a nap right now.
#166 to #165 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
I'm a really stressful person, I think.
I try to get done as much as I can.
#167 to #166 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
i always try to figure out how to make a job that i have to do, easier and if i can manipulate a person into doing half the work.
Lazy people problems...
#168 to #167 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
I'm really tired, I wonder if going to sleep would be okay, hm.

I got a great album, ya jelly?
#169 to #168 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
what album? gimmie.

and hell yes it's okay to take a nap or two.
#170 to #169 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
How?

My eyes, hngh, they hurt from the tiredness.
#171 to #170 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
give me names and or the song name with the band name   
then go sleep damn you.
give me names and or the song name with the band name
then go sleep damn you.
#172 to #171 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
But, it's a collab album with tons of remixes..
Is that an order?
#173 to #172 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
give me the name of the best song in there.   
i am a very scary person, it's up to you if you do it, or not.
give me the name of the best song in there.
i am a very scary person, it's up to you if you do it, or not.
#134 to #133 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
Ah so he sent you a random FR too eh?
#135 to #134 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
yeah, and still waiting for the answer.
#136 to #135 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
Do stalk him and find out for us then.
#137 to #136 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
I'm too lazy for stalking, you do it.
I'm too lazy for stalking, you do it.
#138 to #137 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
Fine
baka

Well looking at his recent comments its probably a alt account of mutzaki...i think
#139 to #138 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
Oooh, great work detective-san.
What is your next step going to be? are you going to dissect him?
#140 to #139 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
I did my part with this, now you go do yours.

#141 to #140 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
But you're doing it so well Detective-san! what could i possibly do to help such a first grade detective like yourself, i would be just a burden, a chain bounding your hands and legs.
But you're doing it so well Detective-san! what could i possibly do to help such a first grade detective like yourself, i would be just a burden, a chain bounding your hands and legs.
#143 to #142 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
There is no pleasing you...
#144 to #143 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
Worthship me

Do your work then, that will please me.
#145 to #144 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
i got confused reading the comments, i quit.    
   
i shall be the one you bow to
i got confused reading the comments, i quit.

i shall be the one you bow to
#146 to #145 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
I lost track after the 3rd reply.   
   
Get on your knees then.
I lost track after the 3rd reply.

Get on your knees then.
#147 to #146 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
No darling, you. bow. to. me.
No darling, you. bow. to. me.

#148 to #147 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
Pftttt, bowing to someone else,

Ahh you funny.
#149 to #148 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
oh~ you cheeky dick waffle.
oh~ you cheeky dick waffle.
#150 to #149 - asuka (12/11/2012) [-]
Oh.....yaoi lover

stay away from me...
#151 to #150 - swordwoman (12/11/2012) [-]
if you're a girl then i don't see a problem if you're a boy i will rape you.
if you're a girl then i don't see a problem if you're a boy i will rape you.
#152 to #151 - vallander (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh, aren't you two just so cute.
#153 to #152 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Cute? did you fly down the stairs?    
   
- Why did you add me   
- State your sex   
- How you doin'?
Cute? did you fly down the stairs?

- Why did you add me
- State your sex
- How you doin'?
User avatar #107 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Hey, man.
How you been?
#128 to #107 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Dunno, at times, I guess.
It'd be pretty awful of you to do so, y'know.

Hm, I asked one guy, but dunno, he probably has problems speaking his mind. So dunno if he'd be the right guy for the job.

Hm, do you honestly care about that, if the music is alright?
#129 to #128 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
One-sided love sucks, man.
I guess I should just accept you for who you are.

Right? Could be an issue.

Hm, I don't know.
#130 to #129 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Right?
Ya-huh. You should.

' **** others!', just yolo your way to victory. Hahaha.

There's at least one great song, ain' there?
User avatar #132 to #130 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Never mind, I'm bored of you. I'll talk later, maybe.
User avatar #131 to #130 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
One sec.
User avatar #108 to #107 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Been a'ight.
You?
User avatar #109 to #108 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, y'kno'. The same olde, same olde. Can ya dig it?
User avatar #110 to #109 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Aye, man. I feel ya.
Thinkin' 'bout quitting drinkin' coffee, hah.
User avatar #111 to #110 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Why? That stuff's great, tastes good and should be relatively healthy.
I mean, sure, there's pro's and con's, but have fun while you can, right?
User avatar #112 to #111 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, but, I mean. Apparently it can cause stress, and I ain' been feelin' all that great lately.
So, could quitting drinkin' it mayhaps make me a bit more... y'kno', cheerful?
User avatar #113 to #112 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Still, ain' it a habit already? Making a cup of coffee an' addin' a cube o' sugar and tons of milk 'n' drinkin' all that, that is.
User avatar #114 to #113 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
It's not like I'm a coffee fanatic / addict.
Some days I drink one cup, some days two, some days not at all.
User avatar #115 to #114 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Would quittin' truly change anything?
Let's be honest, now. What can a cup or two a day do for you?
#116 to #115 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Y'kno', now that I think about it. I'm quite into coffee, I remember once using a pic related to it as my avatar, remember those times?
#117 to #116 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I wonder how long back that goes.
We used to hang out with Daniel more, didn't we?

It did make a nice avatar, tho'. Dez commented on it, said it was cool with 'im.
How about the new avatar?
#118 to #117 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Dan was a nice guy. He really was almost always available back then, and willing too. Sure was nice havin' som' 'ne like that around, eh?

So he did.
Methinks it's quite offputting, I do hope people aren't getting scared by it.
#119 to #118 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Did you know Fate destroyed his account? Like, deleted it?

Yeah, people can easily misunderstand it.
But what else could you use as a picture? Nothing suits you quite right, yeah?
#120 to #119 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
He wasn't even that hot, dude.

Mhm, must be the way he stares. But, I think it's a good avatar, captures my mood.
Yeah, I don't wanna represent myself the wrong way, so getting a good avatar is hard.
How about my name? Do you like it? Should I change it?
#121 to #120 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Riiight.

It does, does it?
I know that feel, oh well, we probably should stop caring what others think, eh? Could be relaxing.
I think it's pretty good. Tho', people never can pronounce it right. Well, Krog may have gotten it right, but the guys you usually hang around with can't.
#122 to #121 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
**** others!, is what I'd like to say. But, I guess we're really dependent on 'em.

Not like I could change it to what I'd change it to.
#123 to #122 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
Mhm, bet you're wishing you knew more people like me, hahaha.

If it ain' broken, don' fix it.
But, I guess updates can make the experience more fun.
#124 to #123 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, it'd be great. You're, like, the person I've ever met.

Hm, I wonder what'd be a good name..
#125 to #124 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
That's... kinda sad, hahahaha.

Adding some weird letters behind the current name could be fun, but it'd be kinda cliché.
#126 to #125 - vallander (12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, but you totally get me, unlike some people.
Can you honestly blame me for taking such a liking to you?

I suppose. I'd like to add my horoscope there, I think it'd be cool. ♑

Liking the new album you got?
#127 to #126 - valax (12/11/2012) [-]
I got the same problem, do you get me?
Dunno, can I?

You should ask someone else, I'd probably be a biased critic.

Seems alright, but the target audience seems to be women of ages 13 - 35.
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