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Date Signed Up:9/29/2012
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#363 - **** . Yes. more of this 13 hours ago on sometimes 0
#95 - wanna pleh sometime?  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Tabletop Quotes New Years... 0
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#96 - sketchyz (11 hours ago) [-]
I guess. I'm Sk37chyz, I'm easier to find.
#93 - My steam profile name is cdmontney ChristicaesarTheWise is…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Tabletop Quotes New Years... 0
#94 - sketchyz (01/11/2016) [-]
And you're telling me this why....?
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#95 - valigar (13 hours ago) [-]
wanna pleh sometime?
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#96 - sketchyz (11 hours ago) [-]
I guess. I'm Sk37chyz, I'm easier to find.
#158 - Picture 01/10/2016 on True 0
#140 - Sleep well sweet prince ss 01/07/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 3/9 -1
#35 - That's some real **** right there. Holy **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on [ ] not rekt [✓] rekt +11
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#37 - mrwalkerfour (01/07/2016) [-]
he had to be good at occlumency because voldemort would enter the minds of hhis subjects to make sure they were loyal to him, snape had to be able to trick voldemort in these situations, because if he didnt voldemort would see snapes true identity as an ally to dumbledore. he had to be capable of tricking one of the most powerful dark wizards to ever live, on a daily basis.

this is why other death eaters dont fuck with him, he is second only to voldemort, maybe even stronger in some ways. the death eaters know this which is why none except bellatrix dare to show distain towards him for his years at hogwarts.
#297 - Finally, I'll get to use this pic!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on H-bomb launched by FJ! +1
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#309 - inyerfase (01/07/2016) [-]
wow good usage my broth8er
#11 - I forgot to put the pic in the last one- sue me 1… 01/06/2016 on I need a favor +3
#10 - So real **** ? 12 yo me. Bike riding and su…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on I need a favor +3
#11 - valigar (01/06/2016) [-]
I forgot to put the pic in the last one- sue me
14yo me.

Halfway through freshman year, meet this girl. 9/11, beautiful, sweet, feels my pain.
Next month, can't get to sleep. Thinking about her, writing poetry for when I pop the question in retrospect, pretty shitty poetry too . Meet her before classes, ask her out in the cheeziest way possible. We'd already been inseparable- text, call, email every night, met up whenever possible- we share our first kiss right then and there without a second thought a real kiss, with tongue and shit- though we probably looked pretty special since neither of us knew what we were doing .
mfw we're still together today, 6 years later and still talking every night.
mfw moving was worth it for meeting her.
mfw life is a beautiful thing.
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User avatar #49 - twentyseconds ONLINE (04/17/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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i ******* love you.

The tewentysecond amendment... ******* great haha
#46 - anon (03/09/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Hey asshole, don't thumb down everyone in a thread just to be a douche
User avatar #44 - norrisblade (01/26/2015) [-]
Hahahaha you want to **** the robot chicken from friday night at freddies hahaha
#45 to #44 - valigar (01/29/2015) [-]
Now that sounds positively titillating!
#32 - Shadow Guardian (11/10/2014) [-]
Feel free to praise the sun at your leisure.
#38 to #32 - valigar (11/11/2014) [-]
Finally! one that isn't MLP!!!
Finally! one that isn't MLP!!!
User avatar #39 to #38 - Shadow Guardian (11/12/2014) [-]
It's humanized Princess Celestia.
#40 to #39 - valigar (11/12/2014) [-]
Dass fyne
#31 - flutterkrieg (11/10/2014) [-]
Gah, I'm sorry m8
#37 to #31 - valigar (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm sor-- fk u m8.
User avatar #30 - cheezersnacks (11/10/2014) [-]
You're lucky I couldn't upload via URL
#36 to #30 - valigar (11/11/2014) [-]
You only think it was by chance...
#29 - bemmo (11/10/2014) [-]
The roll Gods have spoken
Looking for tame r34 is harder than finding explicit r34.
#28 - guldknight (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
#27 - zealotgold (11/10/2014) [-]
im sorry man rules are rules.
#25 - vellion (11/09/2014) [-]
Well, rules are rules. Here's nastiest pony r34 I could find. I also censored it, because I don't want anyone else to suffer
#34 to #25 - valigar (11/11/2014) [-]
Oh sweet!...



Hey, w8 a minute!
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Hold the phone!
#22 - notgayinathreeway (11/09/2014) [-]
MLP Nissan skyline r34
#33 to #22 - valigar (11/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #33 - notgayinathreeway (11/11/2014) [-]
Don't ask me, the roll gods only sent me to post r34
#24 to #22 - anon (11/09/2014) [-]
rope yourself
User avatar #11 - gugek (11/07/2014) [-]
Good morning! Have a good day today :-]
#12 to #11 - valigar (11/07/2014) [-]
You as well friend
User avatar #13 to #12 - gugek (11/07/2014) [-]
whew godbless.
User avatar #4 - amissingmouse (11/23/2012) [-]
Hi...
#5 to #4 - valigar (11/23/2012) [-]
Hello... and welcome to my lair...
Hello... and welcome to my lair...
User avatar #8 to #5 - amissingmouse (11/23/2012) [-]
Are you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - amissingmouse (11/23/2012) [-]
O-o///
Uhm...
I just wanted to say I'm lonely and if you were up for a chat...
#7 to #6 - valigar (11/23/2012) [-]
well, tell me about yourself...
well, tell me about yourself...
User avatar #9 to #7 - amissingmouse (11/23/2012) [-]
What do you wanna know exactly ?
#10 to #9 - valigar (11/23/2012) [-]
Social security- sex- age- full name- maiden name if any- credit card information if any- why you wanna talk- life story- sexual orientation- place of residence. The usual.
Social security- sex- age- full name- maiden name if any- credit card information if any- why you wanna talk- life story- sexual orientation- place of residence. The usual.
User avatar #3 - laserkirby (11/11/2012) [-]
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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