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Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
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Content Ranking:#5861
Comment Ranking:#5363
Highest Content Rank:#5828
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Level 9 Content: New Here → Level 10 Content: New Here
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Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Content Views:9998
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Total Comments Made:804
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#98 - Picture 09/17/2012 on So, you're new to... +9
#12 - mine isn't working anymore... i miss it so much... i… 09/15/2012 on When your phone breaks 0
#45 - thank you, good sir  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Butthurt OC +2
User avatar #75 - elise (09/15/2012) [-]
no problemo
#216 - Picture 09/15/2012 on You just have to love Notch. -3
#2 - bitch please 09/13/2012 on Speed limit +4
#61 - Picture 09/13/2012 on Give money? +12
#10 - <<your MS Paint skills 09/13/2012 on black barbie +5
#32 - the things i really want to say... but can't, due to me being … 09/12/2012 on get off the damn phone 0
#161 - Picture 09/11/2012 on AAAAND IT'S GONE +20
#74 - i thank you for your kind advice, anon. :D but alas, … 09/10/2012 on So True 0
#57 - i used to go for a week without recharging my Nokia E63... now…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2012 on So True +8
User avatar #101 - rmoran (09/10/2012) [-]
Just a sidenote to the picture, you can replace broken iPhone backs for like $3 thanks to eBay. They slide off and on in about 1 minute.
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2012) [-]
Download JuiceDefender app on the Play Store, then download the full key on the BlackMart and the battery last for like 2 days... It kills every process on background, including turning off your Wi-fi, bluetooth, etc only able to make calls and sms, but if you need internet asap on your phone just disable JuiceDefender and it will automatically turn ON when you lock your phone (screen off).
#74 - valetparking (09/10/2012) [-]
i thank you for your kind advice, anon. :D

but alas, i already have JuiceDefender (and rooted - kinda had to) and i don't get much more battery life out of it. i will admit: the HTC Magic is a shitty phone and i only got it because it was the cheapest yet most capable Android replacement (i'm broke). it's good for what i ask of it, though, and i would definitely buy HTC phones in the future.

i still want a Lumia, though
#5 - i used to have a Nokia... but then i took an Android to the kn… 09/09/2012 on How else? +4
#797 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Seriously? +4
#161 - yeah, you don't see Apple doing THAT, now do ya? this… 09/01/2012 on Good Guy Samsung +15
#53 - i had a Nokia smartphone. does that count? 08/31/2012 on Every time I go out in public 0
#56 - Picture 08/31/2012 on When i Hear A.D.M.I.N. is... -1
#118 - well **** , that puts everyone at risk 08/30/2012 on furrytwo's profile 0
#33 - Comment deleted 08/30/2012 on Well Played Samsung +7
#36 - imma leave this here... 08/30/2012 on Poll +1
#107 - who the **** keeps banning innocent people? ad.mi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2012 on furrytwo's profile 0
User avatar #116 - furrytwo (08/30/2012) [-]
friend of mine got banned for posting porn out side of nsfw when in fact his account has never posted anything ever
#118 - valetparking (08/30/2012) [-]
well shit, that puts everyone at risk
#154 - i had a Nokia smartphone that would last a week on a single ch… 08/29/2012 on How to.. +3
#207 - apparently, FJ is being a dick about anons posting URLs in the… 08/29/2012 on Apple's Legal Team 0
#16842 - i guess THAT'S why people make profiles visible only to those … 08/29/2012 on sirizenhime's profile 0
#16745 - the ragingbrony account got banned? why? and what rule was it?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on sirizenhime's profile 0
#16754 - sirizenhime (08/29/2012) [-]
Got banned for posting porn.....on my own profile. Which is apparently against the rules!

pinkie pie made a post telling people to link porn to him so he could ban them, and he also said that this applied to Profiles.
So of course...someone who didn't like...reported me.

And here I am, back on my old account.
#16842 - valetparking (08/29/2012) [-]
i guess THAT'S why people make profiles visible only to those in their friends list. very understandable.
#186 - for me, it would idealistically depend on what i get. if i get… 08/27/2012 on would you rather 0



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