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#19 - Picture 12/04/2012 on A gift for your reaction... +2
#455 - words of truth, bro 12/02/2012 on Stereotyping 0
#14 - i'll wait with you! 11/28/2012 on When I am tired of everything. +1
#58 - Picture 11/28/2012 on It's a shame what some... +10
#38 - YES!!! 11/25/2012 on sdjgjhg +5
#372 - <<MFW i get to the turkey baster one  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on foul bachelorette frog +2
User avatar #411 - anonymoused (11/20/2012) [-]
that's the only one i didn't get
#20 - range and accuracy mean nothing when it comes to a matter of i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2012 on Truth 0
User avatar #22 - nogphille (11/16/2012) [-]
i thought this was a matter of safety, not intimidation?

and if homemade weapons are so effectively intimidating, why not use them against "crazy people"?

but we're going off subject...
THERE WILL BE LESS ILLEGAL GUNS IF GUN CONTROL IS STRICTER

anyone trying to refute that is just an idiot
#50 - in all honesty, i would take MLP over most of the other …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on Dear Bronys 0
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (11/13/2012) [-]
adventure time, nigga
#12 - Picture 11/08/2012 on 4chan concurs ebay +12
#93 - Picture 11/08/2012 on wat +4
#229 - i agree that there should be measures to keep guns away from c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on I love my facebook -1
User avatar #249 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
only very wealthy criminals could afford the black market . not your every day smuck robbing a liquor store.
#193 - Chicago and New York have some of the highest crime rates - an…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on I love my facebook -2
User avatar #305 - afterwards (11/06/2012) [-]
And there are countries that allow open carry and have an extremely high crime rate. There is also countries that have a complete ban on guns yet have low crime rates. Your logic is flawed.
#246 - rieskimo (11/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #210 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
yes, New york and Chicago have very high population and have had lots of crime and organized crime for 200 years.
#151 - self-defense happens to come to mind. it's not like the cops t…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2012 on I love my facebook 0
User avatar #215 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
if you are really serious about self defense you would take a martial art class not buy a gun .
User avatar #268 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, in what world is martial arts going to save me from a criminal with a gun? I would rather be able to defend myself equally than try to get close enough to physically grape with someone pointing a gun at me.
User avatar #272 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
In everyworld there are proven techniques to quickly disarm opponets has steven segal taught you nothing ?
#277 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm just. I can't. It's just... I'm going to take a nap.
User avatar #280 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
also if as you said the criminal is trying to rob and beat you he will be close.
User avatar #288 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
I would still rather have the option to shoot. Punching someone doesn't have an immediate result like shooting someone does. Even punching someone in the throat won't put them down immediately. My goal is to survive the encounter, not feel better about myself.
User avatar #296 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
are you retarded ? punch someone with martial arts training does have a immediate effect. and you disarm first then punch in one smooth motion seriouly watch a segal or jet li film dude.
User avatar #297 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
Obvious trol.
User avatar #157 - xzynth (11/06/2012) [-]
if no one is allowed to bear arms except police you don't need a gun. Because then fewer criminals would have guns aswell, whereas all the police have.

I live in Norway, a gun hating country, and the only guns some people have is hunting rifles for hunting. And guess what, there are close to none gun-related crimes.
#127 - liberals always talk about how guns are "deadly weapons&q…  [+] (33 new replies) 11/06/2012 on I love my facebook -5
User avatar #276 - willindor (11/06/2012) [-]
Next time you should change the word liberal to progressives because the word liberal can have a different meaning in another country.
User avatar #225 - Crusader (11/06/2012) [-]
But cars were not created with the intent of hurting people
#190 - bodasion (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm a left-leaning independent, for those of you who require association to judge the merits of a comment;

I am largely supportive of conceal-and-carry ballot measures partially because I strongly believe in the purpose and spirit of the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, but also because I think the ability to immediately defend oneself should the need arise should be a Right largely retained by individual citizens. Furthermore, full gun control leaves only criminals and cops in possession of weapons, and that doesn't sound like a very good recipe for success for any citizenry.

That said, I'm very disappointed in the right in America for labeling any and all gun control-related measures an attempt to "ban guns." Hyperbole like that is just unreasonable and evinces bad logic. It shouldn't be impossible to keep gun rights in place and protect people who don't like or use guns all at once.

Furthermore, open-carry laws only work in places like Oklahoma because there's nobody there, anyway. Lots of space, few people. Places like New York City, for instance, would be a terrible place for open-carry laws.

That said, New York City's carry laws, even for knives, is draconian by most measures.

Pic related...?
User avatar #229 - valetparking (11/06/2012) [-]
i agree that there should be measures to keep guns away from criminals and in the hands of the lawful, but it just seems to me (and many others, i'm sure) that the way the current government wants to handle it is to not give ANYONE guns - but, unfortunately, there is something called the black market, and that's where it gets heated; again, criminals have no regard for the law. i don't understand why no one gets this!
User avatar #249 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
only very wealthy criminals could afford the black market . not your every day smuck robbing a liquor store.
User avatar #169 - Keoul (11/06/2012) [-]
But but teeth, fists, and cars have other uses! Eating, creating, and transporting. Guns have only one purpose and that is to kill!
Besides they're not banning it, just restricting it's usage.
User avatar #231 - reconred (11/06/2012) [-]
Which is against our constitution, our right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed nor by the state or the federal government, what part of that is so hard to understand?
User avatar #610 - Keoul (11/07/2012) [-]
To be fair times are changing, and the constitution was drafted decades ago.
If rules never changed women would still never vote, and slavery would be legal.

Adapting old rules to the current method of thinking is what makes the world move on and advance. After all that's why there's amendments right?
User avatar #643 - reconred (11/07/2012) [-]
"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing."

- Adolf Hitler

So, as an American I have the right to defend myself and my family against the government. Ever wonder why you can't own a gun in Australia, Europe (more or less), and pretty much everywhere, so you can't defend yourself against the government and you have to fall in line like a sheep or die. *cough*WWll*cough*

Our constitution gives us our god-given rights, so that they can't be taken away.

So if I was dropped into the jungle I would have all the rights to defend myself, free speech, freedom, privacy, ect... of course if I were to attack somebody else in the jungle, they'll do whatever they have to, to stop me and that makes sense.

Also, what are you planing on doing to somebody that you can't do it with a gun around?

What would've happened to that lady that had to barricade herself and her newborn in their own house to stop attackers from getting in? because they got past the barricade, her husband died on christmas eve, do you know what she did to the men that tried to break in? She shot them, what if she hadn't? She probably would've been brutally raped and murdered along with her child and the police would have found her the next day.

Times aren't changing. Wars are still being fought with firearms, and the reason we have the world we have today is because of firearms. They are an important part of human history, and we shouldn't so easily disregard them.
User avatar #646 - Keoul (11/08/2012) [-]
You seem nigh obsessive on the subject
Quoting Hitler?
"God-Given Rights"?
There is no reasoning with you sir, there is absolutely no point at all.

So I simply bid you good day
User avatar #657 - reconred (11/08/2012) [-]
Lol, I make a good point and you call me obsessive, as if WWll never happened or I don't have the right to defend myself, go fuck yourself.
User avatar #160 - mcfunkdaddy (11/06/2012) [-]
stupid american
User avatar #244 - rieskimo (11/06/2012) [-]
You're obviously a much better person, having not been born in the borders of America.
User avatar #148 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
Here in Canada "a Very Liberial Country" you can carry a gun or knife around if you like but you just can't bring it into "churches school libarys governmen buildings or shopping malls." but you do have to have it registered in case it get stolen and some one uses it in a crime or a accident occurs plus it makes it eaiser to find where the smuggled gus are comming from . any way I can assure you no "liberals" have any intrest in taking your guns away, unless they are rocket launchers or automatic machine guns because there is no logical reason for civilians to have rockets. the NRA have been claiming that the government wants to take guns away for 50 years and there hasn't been a single attempt coincidence ?
TLDR: you are a moron.
User avatar #193 - valetparking (11/06/2012) [-]
Chicago and New York have some of the highest crime rates - and they also have among the strictest gun laws. coincidence?
User avatar #305 - afterwards (11/06/2012) [-]
And there are countries that allow open carry and have an extremely high crime rate. There is also countries that have a complete ban on guns yet have low crime rates. Your logic is flawed.
#246 - rieskimo (11/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #210 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
yes, New york and Chicago have very high population and have had lots of crime and organized crime for 200 years.
User avatar #145 - xzynth (11/06/2012) [-]
what do fuck do you need the gun for? except cocking about in the forest, shooting bins.
#167 - captfuckhead (11/06/2012) [-]
"It's better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it."

Coming from someone that was a victim of a violent crime, I know all to well what being truly helpless feels like. It's not about "cocking about in the forest", or fucking around at the range, or trying to act like some wannabe 'gangsta'. It's about having the capacity to at least fight back.

The world is fucked up, no matter where you go. I got jumped, beat and robbed 50 feet from my front door, when I was 15. Did cops magically spring up to rescue me? No. Did they catch the guys that did it? No. Mind you, I'm in no way bashing police officers. But there isn't enough of them to watch over you every single moment of every single day.(And even then, a handgun won't judge you if you get the rancid Taco Bell shits)

Another good saying is "I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy and difficult to feed." Which essentially sums up what I just stated. Cops can't be everywhere at once. That's where RESPONSIBLE citizens come in, to hold the line against the ones that don't give two shits about the law or your safety, until the cops can arrive and handle it.

Yes, I know I will probably get red-thumbed and TL;DR'd, but I don't care, I'll go down with my post.

For those that do read, please have a fun picture from my collection.
User avatar #188 - xzynth (11/06/2012) [-]
i still wouldn't feel safe walking down a street knowing most of these people have guns.

I don't think guns fit in a modern society, mind you i am aware it is nowhere in the future.
User avatar #270 - rieskimo (11/06/2012) [-]
Watch out we got a TL;DR over here.

You would get used to the idea, very quickly.

You see I live in Rhode Island where the roads are shitty and the drivers are SHITTIER. There is a large population of people that if you told me that person has at their disposal a multi-ton hunk of metal that moves easily over 25 MPH(~40 KPH for non-US) I start to stammer and sweat at the thought.

Then I realize, most people drive within the lines at a reasonable(ish) speed. Most people don't drink and drive(and we have a serious drink-driving issue). Most people don't run me down when I walk on the sidewalks or in the crosswalks. So you know what I do? I calm my tits and get on with my day.
User avatar #250 - captfuckhead (11/06/2012) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but reading a few of your other posts here....your ideology is good, but flawed.

Criminals can get guns when they want to. Why? Because laws like the ones you suggest only make it harder, not impossible.

Also, not all criminals carry guns. As I stated I got jumped, beaten and robbed when I was 15. Did the two...well, fuck it, call them what they are. Did the two niggers that jumped me have a gun between them? No. They grabbed my hands and gave me a concussion before going through my pockets. Why is that? Well, let's take a look at it. As I also stated, I own and carry a Ruger P89. A lower-end but still very functional(and popular) handgun. I paid $400 for this piece, legally, through a local gun shop. Will someone that's looking for a quick buck by beating up someone for their money have the cash on hand to drop $400 or more on a gun?

The Dyke in the picture is carrying a 1911, what appears to be a higher end model. Those can run up to $1,200 US and sometimes even more. Will your average thug have the money or the patience to purchase something so expensive? Not when they can buy chains and nikes.

I'm not expecting you to change your mind based on my words alone, but Don't let the actions of the few outweigh the actions of the many. Many people own guns, safely and responsibly. Many people carry guns, be it open carry, concealed, or for their profession. You can't always plan for everything, but a gun in the hand is worth more(to me at least) than being in a hospital with my family around me wondering why someone hurt me.
User avatar #151 - valetparking (11/06/2012) [-]
self-defense happens to come to mind. it's not like the cops teleport to your side and criminals have any regard for the law. :P
User avatar #215 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
if you are really serious about self defense you would take a martial art class not buy a gun .
User avatar #268 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, in what world is martial arts going to save me from a criminal with a gun? I would rather be able to defend myself equally than try to get close enough to physically grape with someone pointing a gun at me.
User avatar #272 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
In everyworld there are proven techniques to quickly disarm opponets has steven segal taught you nothing ?
#277 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm just. I can't. It's just... I'm going to take a nap.
User avatar #280 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
also if as you said the criminal is trying to rob and beat you he will be close.
User avatar #288 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
I would still rather have the option to shoot. Punching someone doesn't have an immediate result like shooting someone does. Even punching someone in the throat won't put them down immediately. My goal is to survive the encounter, not feel better about myself.
User avatar #296 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
are you retarded ? punch someone with martial arts training does have a immediate effect. and you disarm first then punch in one smooth motion seriouly watch a segal or jet li film dude.
User avatar #297 - thelastamerican (11/06/2012) [-]
Obvious trol.
User avatar #157 - xzynth (11/06/2012) [-]
if no one is allowed to bear arms except police you don't need a gun. Because then fewer criminals would have guns aswell, whereas all the police have.

I live in Norway, a gun hating country, and the only guns some people have is hunting rifles for hunting. And guess what, there are close to none gun-related crimes.
#20 - this is probably one of my favorite animes, and certainly one …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2012 on When someone on the... +8
#25 - trancepyre (11/03/2012) [-]
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Me neither, but I found GITS to be extremely interesting.
User avatar #31 - tealkangaroo (11/03/2012) [-]
now I have to fap
#18 - Picture 11/03/2012 on Best way for a man to die +6
#117 - thank you! 11/03/2012 on storytime +3
#51 - Picture 10/31/2012 on Mixed Messages +5
#59 - <<MFW it's baby Toothless and not a Charizard 10/31/2012 on I found a shiny charizard +9
#75 - Picture 10/30/2012 on Extremely disturbing +1
#21 - sad thing is, it's true  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Timelapse of a McDonalds... +9
#24 - mmmilovemeth (10/26/2012) [-]
#11 - Picture 10/26/2012 on Oh, Japan +6
#15 - << MFW i first found "Lusty Argonian Maid" 10/25/2012 on spike the dragon born +3
#20 - looks pretty beastly. i'm looking at a Cooler Master V6 for my…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Fuck i'm cool 0
User avatar #21 - basstard (10/21/2012) [-]
Judging by the design,yes.
#18 - i know, because i've seen their stock heatsinks.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Fuck i'm cool 0
#19 - basstard (10/21/2012) [-]
Now i have this.
Noctua nh-d12.
User avatar #20 - valetparking (10/21/2012) [-]
looks pretty beastly. i'm looking at a Cooler Master V6 for my next build (Piledriver or Ivy Bridge, depending on if the former has PCI-E 3.0 lanes), though i'm glad to see i have a viable alternative if it doesn't work out (judging by your picture).

would a Cooler Master V10 be too overkill? :P
User avatar #21 - basstard (10/21/2012) [-]
Judging by the design,yes.

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