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#14 - yeah, i know, i tend to leave out code comments when doing my …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on Simple Password Generator 0
User avatar #16 - nildnas (07/28/2012) [-]
The guy I was working with programming didn't comment anything. We were working on stuff that I was learning how to use as I went, so I forced him to comment in his code so I could learn what he was doing, and actually help him out. When I write something up for my self, I don't comment either.
#10 - alright then, i'll keep that in mind next time. :D  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on Simple Password Generator 0
User avatar #12 - rustyrabbit (07/28/2012) [-]
Actually, there's not need for the casting and because it's only one line we can remove the {}

for (int i='a'; i <='z'; i++)
ascii[ i-'a'] = i;

much simpler :D
#7 - if i can get the same code for Java, i'd like to release it (o… 07/27/2012 on Simple Password Generator +1
#6 - i think i tried that, but it didn't quite work out the way i w…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Simple Password Generator 0
#9 - rustyrabbit (07/27/2012) [-]
Screenshot's not working on Ubuntu :(



Well anyway here's proof
User avatar #10 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
alright then, i'll keep that in mind next time. :D
User avatar #12 - rustyrabbit (07/28/2012) [-]
Actually, there's not need for the casting and because it's only one line we can remove the {}

for (int i='a'; i <='z'; i++)
ascii[ i-'a'] = i;

much simpler :D
#8 - rustyrabbit has deleted their comment.
#76 - a very respectable GPU, yes, and i hope it lasts a long time  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on True Geek 0
#77 - Wolonga (07/27/2012) [-]
as far as i know it will, supposed to be the most stable fermi gaming card on the market
#74 - oh cool, it looks like we have the exact same graphics card!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2012 on True Geek +2
#75 - Wolonga (07/27/2012) [-]
its pretty good actually, specially for vray and other GPU based rendering engines
User avatar #76 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
a very respectable GPU, yes, and i hope it lasts a long time
#77 - Wolonga (07/27/2012) [-]
as far as i know it will, supposed to be the most stable fermi gaming card on the market
#208 - // **** , forgot to use " #include<ctime>… 07/27/2012 on Exclusive way to plug in a USB 0
#207 - #include<iostream> #include<cmath> #includ…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on Exclusive way to plug in a USB 0
#208 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
//shit, forgot to use " #include<ctime> " as well
#8 - Picture 07/27/2012 on Battlestation 9001 0
#205 - #include<iostream> using namespace std; int…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Exclusive way to plug in a USB +1
User avatar #206 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout << "Vectors are very similar to arrays, but you can manipulate them a whole lot easier." << endl << "basically I said `I'm majoring in Computer Engineering Physics'." << endl;
cout << "If you want a web-based gui, Wt (pronounced Witty) is a good free version. I've been doing a lot of programming with it the past few weeks." << endl << "I don't know of any other GUI's, so I'd search online for a decent one.";
return 0;
}
User avatar #210 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
if you want easier data manipulation, try python
User avatar #211 - nildnas (07/28/2012) [-]
print("I really dislike python")
print("I find it boring and unfullfilling")
#207 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
#include<cmath>
#include<cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
srand(time(NULL));
cout<<" many thanks, "<< (rand()%42)+9001 <<" thumbs for you, and good luck on your intern! "<<endl;
return (0);
}
#208 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
//shit, forgot to use " #include<ctime> " as well
#169 - #include<iostream> using namespace std; int…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Exclusive way to plug in a USB +1
User avatar #174 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
#include <vector>
using namespace std;

int main(){
vector<string> majors;
majors.pushback(Computer Engineering);
majors.push
back(Physics);
cout << "I'm majoring in ";
for (int c = 0; c < majors.size(); c++){
cout << major[c] << " ";
}
cout << " and I'm writing code as an intern over the summer." << endl;
cout << "Because of this, I've refreshed my memory on a lot of coding techniques, and got into this channel because of it." << endl;
}
// I was wrong about Daeiros and converting bottles to string format.
#205 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<" yeah, i'm not into vectors just yet, but my reason for getting into this channel was because i could meet people i could understand. the most i got into is class templates. "
<<" i did, however, program my own password generator. i'm thinking about releasing the source code, but i don't have a GUI to accompany it. "<<endl;
return (0);
}

/* pic related. i really don't know how else to program the output of anything fancy besides text. everything i know is pretty basic */
User avatar #206 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout << "Vectors are very similar to arrays, but you can manipulate them a whole lot easier." << endl << "basically I said `I'm majoring in Computer Engineering Physics'." << endl;
cout << "If you want a web-based gui, Wt (pronounced Witty) is a good free version. I've been doing a lot of programming with it the past few weeks." << endl << "I don't know of any other GUI's, so I'd search online for a decent one.";
return 0;
}
User avatar #210 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
if you want easier data manipulation, try python
User avatar #211 - nildnas (07/28/2012) [-]
print("I really dislike python")
print("I find it boring and unfullfilling")
#207 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
#include<cmath>
#include<cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
srand(time(NULL));
cout<<" many thanks, "<< (rand()%42)+9001 <<" thumbs for you, and good luck on your intern! "<<endl;
return (0);
}
#208 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
//shit, forgot to use " #include<ctime> " as well
#18 - #include<iostream> using namespace std; int…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Exclusive way to plug in a USB +3
User avatar #29 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
#include <cstring>
using namespace std;

int main(){
string user = Daeiros;
cout << "You don't need cmath to use `++`. I imagine it's similar for `--`. \nI also don't think the parenthesis are necessary unless you are returning something like `4 + 3`. << endl;
cout << "I could be wrong on this, and am too lazy to open my compiler and make a new project for this. \nSomething that " + user + " should have done is convert the int bottles to a string before using cout." << endl;
return 0;
}
User avatar #169 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
bool neededparenthesis = true;
if(!needed
parenthesis)
{
cout<<" huh, i thought you needed the parenthesis... /n"
}
cout<<" on a related note, i'm assuming you're some sort of developer or developer-in-training like i am? "<<endl;
return (0);
}
User avatar #174 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
#include <vector>
using namespace std;

int main(){
vector<string> majors;
majors.pushback(Computer Engineering);
majors.push
back(Physics);
cout << "I'm majoring in ";
for (int c = 0; c < majors.size(); c++){
cout << major[c] << " ";
}
cout << " and I'm writing code as an intern over the summer." << endl;
cout << "Because of this, I've refreshed my memory on a lot of coding techniques, and got into this channel because of it." << endl;
}
// I was wrong about Daeiros and converting bottles to string format.
#205 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<" yeah, i'm not into vectors just yet, but my reason for getting into this channel was because i could meet people i could understand. the most i got into is class templates. "
<<" i did, however, program my own password generator. i'm thinking about releasing the source code, but i don't have a GUI to accompany it. "<<endl;
return (0);
}

/* pic related. i really don't know how else to program the output of anything fancy besides text. everything i know is pretty basic */
User avatar #206 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout << "Vectors are very similar to arrays, but you can manipulate them a whole lot easier." << endl << "basically I said `I'm majoring in Computer Engineering Physics'." << endl;
cout << "If you want a web-based gui, Wt (pronounced Witty) is a good free version. I've been doing a lot of programming with it the past few weeks." << endl << "I don't know of any other GUI's, so I'd search online for a decent one.";
return 0;
}
User avatar #210 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
if you want easier data manipulation, try python
User avatar #211 - nildnas (07/28/2012) [-]
print("I really dislike python")
print("I find it boring and unfullfilling")
#207 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
#include<cmath>
#include<cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
srand(time(NULL));
cout<<" many thanks, "<< (rand()%42)+9001 <<" thumbs for you, and good luck on your intern! "<<endl;
return (0);
}
#208 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
//shit, forgot to use " #include<ctime> " as well
#40 - mvmlube (07/27/2012) [-]
Thumbs...thumbs for all.
#14 - #include<iostream> using namespace std; int…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Exclusive way to plug in a USB +4
User avatar #17 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
int bottles = 99;
while ( bottles > 0 )
{
cout << bottles << " bottle(s) of beer on the wall," << endl;
cout << bottles << " bottle(s) of beer." << endl;
cout << "Take one down, pass it around," << endl;
cout << --bottles << " bottle(s) of beer on the wall." << endl;
}
return 0;
}

for some reason you made me think of this.
source: 99-bottles-of-beer.net
they have it in thousands of languages
including some made up ones that would be awesome if they existed
like zombie
#18 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<" first off, i think you would need to ' #include<cmath> ' if you wanted to use the ' -- ' operator. second, you need parenthesis around the 0 for the function 'return'. "
<<" sorry if i'm being a bit technical, but i did learn C++ when in college. here's an IT Crowd picture for your troubles. "<<endl;
return (0);
}
User avatar #29 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
#include <cstring>
using namespace std;

int main(){
string user = Daeiros;
cout << "You don't need cmath to use `++`. I imagine it's similar for `--`. \nI also don't think the parenthesis are necessary unless you are returning something like `4 + 3`. << endl;
cout << "I could be wrong on this, and am too lazy to open my compiler and make a new project for this. \nSomething that " + user + " should have done is convert the int bottles to a string before using cout." << endl;
return 0;
}
User avatar #169 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
bool neededparenthesis = true;
if(!needed
parenthesis)
{
cout<<" huh, i thought you needed the parenthesis... /n"
}
cout<<" on a related note, i'm assuming you're some sort of developer or developer-in-training like i am? "<<endl;
return (0);
}
User avatar #174 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
#include <vector>
using namespace std;

int main(){
vector<string> majors;
majors.pushback(Computer Engineering);
majors.push
back(Physics);
cout << "I'm majoring in ";
for (int c = 0; c < majors.size(); c++){
cout << major[c] << " ";
}
cout << " and I'm writing code as an intern over the summer." << endl;
cout << "Because of this, I've refreshed my memory on a lot of coding techniques, and got into this channel because of it." << endl;
}
// I was wrong about Daeiros and converting bottles to string format.
#205 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<" yeah, i'm not into vectors just yet, but my reason for getting into this channel was because i could meet people i could understand. the most i got into is class templates. "
<<" i did, however, program my own password generator. i'm thinking about releasing the source code, but i don't have a GUI to accompany it. "<<endl;
return (0);
}

/* pic related. i really don't know how else to program the output of anything fancy besides text. everything i know is pretty basic */
User avatar #206 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout << "Vectors are very similar to arrays, but you can manipulate them a whole lot easier." << endl << "basically I said `I'm majoring in Computer Engineering Physics'." << endl;
cout << "If you want a web-based gui, Wt (pronounced Witty) is a good free version. I've been doing a lot of programming with it the past few weeks." << endl << "I don't know of any other GUI's, so I'd search online for a decent one.";
return 0;
}
User avatar #210 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
if you want easier data manipulation, try python
User avatar #211 - nildnas (07/28/2012) [-]
print("I really dislike python")
print("I find it boring and unfullfilling")
#207 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
#include<cmath>
#include<cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
srand(time(NULL));
cout<<" many thanks, "<< (rand()%42)+9001 <<" thumbs for you, and good luck on your intern! "<<endl;
return (0);
}
#208 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
//shit, forgot to use " #include<ctime> " as well
#40 - mvmlube (07/27/2012) [-]
Thumbs...thumbs for all.
#83 - i was exclusively ATI (9250, HD3450, then HD5750) before going… 07/27/2012 on Graphic cards +1
#4 - Case: Raidmax Smilodon Extreme Black MB: Gigabyte GA-870A-… 07/27/2012 on True Geek 0
#10 - complete crap in 8 years? good sir, Macs go bad after 8 MINUTES!!! 07/27/2012 on apple vs microsoft post +5
#10 - #include<iostream> using namespace std; int…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Exclusive way to plug in a USB +15
#166 - anonymous (07/27/2012) [-]
couldnt you just do this?

#include <stdio.h>

int main () {
printf "comment"

}

?
User avatar #127 - themoderguy (07/27/2012) [-]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<body>

<img src="chicken.gifl" alt="FUCK DA POLICE"/>

</body>
</html>
#24 - anonymous (07/27/2012) [-]
package javaapplication

public class JavaApplication

public static void main(String[] args){

System.out.println("I'm going to do the same but with java.");

}

}
User avatar #13 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
/*wouldn't this be the correct way to comment in C++?*/
User avatar #30 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
/*
this works
*/

// but for smaller comments, I would use this.
User avatar #14 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<" i want my comments to actually do something :D "<<endl;
return (0);
}
User avatar #17 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
int bottles = 99;
while ( bottles > 0 )
{
cout << bottles << " bottle(s) of beer on the wall," << endl;
cout << bottles << " bottle(s) of beer." << endl;
cout << "Take one down, pass it around," << endl;
cout << --bottles << " bottle(s) of beer on the wall." << endl;
}
return 0;
}

for some reason you made me think of this.
source: 99-bottles-of-beer.net
they have it in thousands of languages
including some made up ones that would be awesome if they existed
like zombie
#18 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<" first off, i think you would need to ' #include<cmath> ' if you wanted to use the ' -- ' operator. second, you need parenthesis around the 0 for the function 'return'. "
<<" sorry if i'm being a bit technical, but i did learn C++ when in college. here's an IT Crowd picture for your troubles. "<<endl;
return (0);
}
User avatar #29 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
#include <cstring>
using namespace std;

int main(){
string user = Daeiros;
cout << "You don't need cmath to use `++`. I imagine it's similar for `--`. \nI also don't think the parenthesis are necessary unless you are returning something like `4 + 3`. << endl;
cout << "I could be wrong on this, and am too lazy to open my compiler and make a new project for this. \nSomething that " + user + " should have done is convert the int bottles to a string before using cout." << endl;
return 0;
}
User avatar #169 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
bool neededparenthesis = true;
if(!needed
parenthesis)
{
cout<<" huh, i thought you needed the parenthesis... /n"
}
cout<<" on a related note, i'm assuming you're some sort of developer or developer-in-training like i am? "<<endl;
return (0);
}
User avatar #174 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
#include <vector>
using namespace std;

int main(){
vector<string> majors;
majors.pushback(Computer Engineering);
majors.push
back(Physics);
cout << "I'm majoring in ";
for (int c = 0; c < majors.size(); c++){
cout << major[c] << " ";
}
cout << " and I'm writing code as an intern over the summer." << endl;
cout << "Because of this, I've refreshed my memory on a lot of coding techniques, and got into this channel because of it." << endl;
}
// I was wrong about Daeiros and converting bottles to string format.
#205 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<" yeah, i'm not into vectors just yet, but my reason for getting into this channel was because i could meet people i could understand. the most i got into is class templates. "
<<" i did, however, program my own password generator. i'm thinking about releasing the source code, but i don't have a GUI to accompany it. "<<endl;
return (0);
}

/* pic related. i really don't know how else to program the output of anything fancy besides text. everything i know is pretty basic */
User avatar #206 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout << "Vectors are very similar to arrays, but you can manipulate them a whole lot easier." << endl << "basically I said `I'm majoring in Computer Engineering Physics'." << endl;
cout << "If you want a web-based gui, Wt (pronounced Witty) is a good free version. I've been doing a lot of programming with it the past few weeks." << endl << "I don't know of any other GUI's, so I'd search online for a decent one.";
return 0;
}
User avatar #210 - Daeiros (07/27/2012) [-]
if you want easier data manipulation, try python
User avatar #211 - nildnas (07/28/2012) [-]
print("I really dislike python")
print("I find it boring and unfullfilling")
#207 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
#include<iostream>
#include<cmath>
#include<cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
srand(time(NULL));
cout<<" many thanks, "<< (rand()%42)+9001 <<" thumbs for you, and good luck on your intern! "<<endl;
return (0);
}
#208 - valetparking (07/27/2012) [-]
//shit, forgot to use " #include<ctime> " as well
#40 - mvmlube (07/27/2012) [-]
Thumbs...thumbs for all.
#275 - a channel i can understand?! 07/27/2012 on Poor Greg.... 0
#83 - that would explain why Wayne was always behind the desk at the… 07/24/2012 on The points DID matter +1
#155 - Comment deleted 07/23/2012 on AN HERO 0
#54 - bitch please on a related note, i did have a Nokia sm… 07/23/2012 on Remember? 0
#128 - first off, "assault" rifles are pure media **… 07/23/2012 on Wonka 0
#127 - your FISTS and TEETH can be used as deadly weapons. how the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Wonka +2
User avatar #152 - grogabusk (07/24/2012) [-]
Hammers. Lots and lots of hammers.
#1 - Picture 07/22/2012 on Way to go. +1
#43 - Picture 07/22/2012 on man i want a piece of that +2

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