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#132 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Loki in Club Penguin -26
User avatar #136 - thisisrarity (10/31/2012) [-]
I just autism'd
User avatar #135 - ultimoz (10/31/2012) [-]
its time to stop commenting.
User avatar #134 - rattman (10/31/2012) [-]
If your aim was to appear as an idiot you have succeeded.
#131 - Comin' up  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Loki in Club Penguin -3
#132 - valen (10/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #136 - thisisrarity (10/31/2012) [-]
I just autism'd
User avatar #135 - ultimoz (10/31/2012) [-]
its time to stop commenting.
User avatar #134 - rattman (10/31/2012) [-]
If your aim was to appear as an idiot you have succeeded.
#129 - Making a ClubP account now, will post results.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Loki in Club Penguin +2
#131 - valen (10/31/2012) [-]
Comin' up
#132 - valen (10/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #136 - thisisrarity (10/31/2012) [-]
I just autism'd
User avatar #135 - ultimoz (10/31/2012) [-]
its time to stop commenting.
User avatar #134 - rattman (10/31/2012) [-]
If your aim was to appear as an idiot you have succeeded.
#26 - Picture 10/31/2012 on Spongebob -6
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on Spongebob 0
#26 - valen (10/31/2012) [-]
#71 - Picture 10/31/2012 on This isn't even my final form 0
#146 - Get your **** together Tyrone.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Congratulations +1
#152 - robotzombie (10/31/2012) [-]
It looks like tyrone does have his shit together

<--Related: its you.
#165 - harkness (10/31/2012) [-]
White people thread anybody?
#44 - No. no, no... YOU have the last sl… 10/31/2012 on what we say ≠ what we mean +1
#147 - You still type it better than most people that have English as…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on old humon comic 0
User avatar #148 - thebaker (10/31/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#288 - >I freaked the **** out, I ran into my house a… 10/30/2012 on Wat do? 0
#316 - **valen rolls 48** 10/30/2012 on all of funnyjunk -1
#57 - Non* I had one job... 10/30/2012 on 1st world problem +6
#56 - Hey! I think Apple makes quality, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on 1st world problem +9
User avatar #57 - valen (10/30/2012) [-]
Non*



I had one job...
#44 - I want to get the iPhone 5 But it…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2012 on 1st world problem +14
#113 - gonzocos (10/30/2012) [-]
Apple jokes are never old!










p.s. this doesn't even relate to the content
User avatar #46 - zakaizer (10/30/2012) [-]
Last sentence wasn't really necessary....
#56 - valen (10/30/2012) [-]






Hey! I think Apple makes quality, none repeated products, just like Infinity Ward!
User avatar #57 - valen (10/30/2012) [-]
Non*



I had one job...
#146 - no 10/29/2012 on Sandy 0
#430 - Pressing enter 6 times is a bad idea. 10/29/2012 on My costume +3
#103 - **valen rolls 2** 10/29/2012 on You're a winner -1
#367 - Grammar saves lives.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on Modern art -2
User avatar #369 - dubstepforme (10/29/2012) [-]
What you did there.. I see it
#22 - Yes. 10/29/2012 on Disney started it +23
#45 - That's a great tactic! Crushing so…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2012 on video games -2
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User avatar #49 - drakesblood (10/29/2012) [-]
Oh, and while it isn't ok, it is a great tactic. If your attacker is having difficulty breathing then he will be less likely to continue trying to fight.
I am happy to say that, while I was bullied for most of my school life, I have manage to deftly avoid nearly every violent situation as a kid. Especially after this one incident where I picked up a kid the same size as myself, fully off the ground, and pinned him to a wall by his throat, one handed too, because he picked possibly the worst time ever to start giving me shit...
User avatar #48 - drakesblood (10/29/2012) [-]
Firstly. My dad grew up in India, and moved around a lot as a kid and, as I understand, had been in a few gangs. I mean proper 1950's teenage street gangs (my dad was born in 1944), not like today's "gangstas". That is the environment in which he learnt to fight, and the faster you took someone out of the fight the less likely you were to have a knife pulled on you.

Second. At the time he dispensed this bit of advice our family had just moved to a small town, and, thanks to my brothers stupid actions, managed to get off on the wrong foot with both our neighbours.
Both marijuana grower/dealers (soon after our moving their my idiot brother decided to help himself to one of their crops), who sought recompense by occasionally trying to run my dad off the road when he was taking my sister and I to or from school. They also lit fire to the 100 acre property we were living on at the time, which was 99% eucalyptus, and eucalyptus burns like a motherfucker.
My brother wasn't in school at the time, I don't think, and that left my sister and I to deal with our neighbour kids, who had apparently been told by their parents to make our lives hell at school.
So in short, it was justified at the time.

Lastly. He also told me and my sister to be careful if we had to do it, and never be the one to start the fight.
#47 - I see you're being very rude, but … 10/29/2012 on How i've matured over the... +5
#52 - Call of Duty is a quality game, wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on This channel... +15
User avatar #64 - tolazytomakename (10/29/2012) [-]
Hey, don't you talk about CoD 2 like that.
#234 - Comment deleted 10/29/2012 on Sandy 0
#126 - Comment deleted 10/29/2012 on Basic Translation 0
#123 - No problem. 10/28/2012 on Found this on my Facebook Feed +6
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