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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox, SNES, stuff like that
Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
Last Login:2/08/2014
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#111 - It's the same ******* person too. 02/25/2013 on Bargains on Ebay 0
#204 - >Superhero >hero 02/25/2013 on Broly +2
#130 - Yeah, kick bricks with your foot, see how that works for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on home cinema done right 0
User avatar #133 - reican (02/25/2013) [-]
I got steel tipped shoes at work, besides, you don't kick with toes first.
#40 - Don't do that with your 8 'o' Clock coffee. 02/24/2013 on Thug Life 0
#26 - Dubs rolled my profile picture :/ 02/21/2013 on If you know what I mean... 0
#19 - I swear this was on the frontpage like four days ago.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2013 on If you know what I mean... +9
User avatar #24 - megamilk (02/20/2013) [-]
nice profile pic.
User avatar #26 - valen (02/21/2013) [-]
Dubs rolled my profile picture :/
#23 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
It was D;
#13 - >Friend throws Phone at window >Texts him, "Did… 02/08/2013 on Funny texting +4
#29 - Part of me wants it to happen, but the other part of me doesn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Sleep Paralysis 0
#41 - revanmal (01/30/2013) [-]
One time, an arm grew out of the wall and ripped the paint off like a mask. There was a skinless, bleeding, screaming face behind it.

Shadows move in threatening shapes, monsters and evil creatures sit on your chest, pinning you there (a subconscious manifestation of the paralysis), and there's just no telling what sort of horrible things will start torturing you. It only lasts for a few seconds, but it feels like forever.

A thing like the motherfucker in my picture showed up regularly.
#146 - >Student Signature >Print Signature >I write … 12/19/2012 on Title. +6
#143 - Picture 12/19/2012 on Sloth +2
#30 - >Comes across GIRL from school.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on Epic 0
User avatar #31 - lozac (12/16/2012) [-]
You went full retard...

you dont even get what im pointing out are you?
#29 - >SHE'S topless too. Christ. 12/16/2012 on Epic 0
#20 - Holy **** retard alert.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Epic 0
User avatar #28 - lozac (12/14/2012) [-]
~~ Ok then Smarty



Tell me WHY IT MUST BE A FEMALE?
User avatar #30 - valen (12/16/2012) [-]
>Comes across GIRL from school.
User avatar #31 - lozac (12/16/2012) [-]
You went full retard...

you dont even get what im pointing out are you?
User avatar #29 - valen (12/16/2012) [-]
>SHE'S topless too.
Christ.
#117 - **valen rolls 9** 12/12/2012 on Choices +1
#116 - She won't understand our love. 12/03/2012 on Must be some sexy lightbulbs +4
#202 - Libra master race.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Palmface +3
#268 - yunnie (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm a Libra too
#114 - Rule 34. No exceptions.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Must be some sexy lightbulbs 0
#115 - hunterdubb (12/03/2012) [-]
My girlfriend walked over and saw me googling "sexy light bulb", she just walked away.. Don't know what that's supposed to mean.
#166 - lastsamurai (12/03/2012) [-]
She's getting the lightbulb costume !
#116 - valen (12/03/2012) [-]
She won't understand our love.
#131 - That shows.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on Title -1
#132 - DrollHumor (12/01/2012) [-]
How so?
#127 - You should be glad your parents decided to have a "parasi…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Title -1
#129 - DrollHumor (12/01/2012) [-]
I was not a planned baby.
#133 - funnyrage (12/01/2012) [-]
so? you should still be glad they didn't abort that little parasite.
#134 - DrollHumor (12/01/2012) [-]
My parents were both 26 and married. You know, like normal people.

It's not like today, where 14 year olds get pregnant and rush out to get an abortion.
User avatar #144 - funnyrage (12/01/2012) [-]
yeah well how the fuck was i supposed to know that they were married? was i supposed to pull it out of my ass or something? still abortion isn't a very new thing either
User avatar #131 - valen (12/01/2012) [-]
That shows.
#132 - DrollHumor (12/01/2012) [-]
How so?
#56 - Comment deleted 11/30/2012 on GTA San Andreas references... 0
#12 - Noyou' 11/26/2012 on Funny messages new 0
#119 - WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on How to play Sims (I Think...) 0
#123 - tankeruber (11/19/2012) [-]
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Why **don't** you have this?
#28 - That is a lie. 11/19/2012 on The Game of Life 0
#31 - Picture 11/18/2012 on (1) Facebook +2
#38 - Picture 11/18/2012 on Facebook (1) +1
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