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Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
Last Login:2/08/2014
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#45 - /r/thathappened  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on FINISH HER!!!!!! +1
User avatar #49 - losers (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was ripped right from there. Even though this shit gets posted every couple months..
#57 - Automatic F- if your school checks for plagiarism. 09/29/2013 on Mastermind 0
#241 - Everyone keeps saying this stuff was super obvious and I am le… 09/29/2013 on Hidden Details and... +2
#124 - **valen rolls 8** 09/01/2013 on Which knight are you? 0
#35 - Comment deleted 08/24/2013 on college bills 0
#61 - >Be me in 5th grade >In English class, nearly at the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Thinking about embarrassing +5
#104 - eindrai (07/27/2013) [-]
>Be me in 10th grade.
>School trip to the woods in the middle of fucking no where
>Hiking up a mountain
>rawr.mp3
>Stomach hurts and gotta shit
>Keep hiking until we sit on some stumps and teacher talks about whatever I wasn't paying attention, too busy clenching my asshole tight
>Everyone leaves except for me
>Too focused on stomach pain
>Openthegates.avi
>Shit my pants in the middle of fucking no where
>Stand up from stump to see a viseable shit stain on it
>I stay at the back of the group the entire day
>Reach some monument to whatthefuckever
>Don't go inside, afraid people will notice the smell if I'm in an closed area, sit outside
>Another class approaches the entrance
>Crush of that time, 8/10 sees me and goes to talk to me
>I try to hide the fact I have shit in my pants and with my back to the wall the entire time
>Crush leaves for the monument and as I turn around her hand brushes against my ass
>Hope she won't notice the fact she just touched my shit covered ass.
>Class comes out of monument and head to a park nearby for lunch
>Sneak off to some bushes to check the damages
>An pug sized shit is all across my underwear, touching my nuts and almost dripping down my legs is staring me in the eyes.
>Clean some off and survive the next couple of hours
>Come back to camp and use wet towels to clean my asshole and toss the underwear in a bag and throw them in the trash
>tell no one mfw
User avatar #63 - stanleys (07/27/2013) [-]
I think i did something like that once. Thank god I either forgot or repressed the details of the day
#191 - **valen rolled a random comment #86900 posted by schnofi … 07/24/2013 on The D is silent 0
#82 - ARE YOU QUESTIONING FREEDOM ************ 07/22/2013 on World revolves around U.S +1
#755 - Comment deleted 07/20/2013 on My little game 0
#312 - How do you think it feels to be a Jew in the holocaust. 02/28/2013 on Mmmmmmmmhmmm 0
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