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#45 - /r/thathappened  [+] (1 reply) 10/18/2013 on FINISH HER!!!!!! +1
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#49 - losers (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was ripped right from there. Even though this shit gets posted every couple months..
#61 - >Be me in 5th grade >In English class, nearly at the…  [+] (2 replies) 07/27/2013 on Thinking about embarrassing +5
#104 - eindrai (07/27/2013) [-]
>Be me in 10th grade.
>School trip to the woods in the middle of fucking no where
>Hiking up a mountain
>Stomach hurts and gotta shit
>Keep hiking until we sit on some stumps and teacher talks about whatever I wasn't paying attention, too busy clenching my asshole tight
>Everyone leaves except for me
>Too focused on stomach pain
>Shit my pants in the middle of fucking no where
>Stand up from stump to see a viseable shit stain on it
>I stay at the back of the group the entire day
>Reach some monument to whatthefuckever
>Don't go inside, afraid people will notice the smell if I'm in an closed area, sit outside
>Another class approaches the entrance
>Crush of that time, 8/10 sees me and goes to talk to me
>I try to hide the fact I have shit in my pants and with my back to the wall the entire time
>Crush leaves for the monument and as I turn around her hand brushes against my ass
>Hope she won't notice the fact she just touched my shit covered ass.
>Class comes out of monument and head to a park nearby for lunch
>Sneak off to some bushes to check the damages
>An pug sized shit is all across my underwear, touching my nuts and almost dripping down my legs is staring me in the eyes.
>Clean some off and survive the next couple of hours
>Come back to camp and use wet towels to clean my asshole and toss the underwear in a bag and throw them in the trash
>tell no one mfw
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#63 - stanleys (07/27/2013) [-]
I think i did something like that once. Thank god I either forgot or repressed the details of the day