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valarofcookies

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Date Signed Up:1/08/2014
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User avatar #57 to #56 - valarofcookies (09/11/2015) [-]
That was freaking fast.
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User avatar #51 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [-]
You know that sinning thing we discussed? Well I just had a footlong in my mouth
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#52 to #51 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [-]
It was delicious
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User avatar #53 to #52 - valarofcookies (07/03/2015) [-]
But did it have the special dipping sauce?
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User avatar #55 to #54 - valarofcookies (07/03/2015) [-]
Psh. And you call yourself a sinner.
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#50 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [-]
I did warn you
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#46 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [-]
How can you be mad at this
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User avatar #47 to #46 - valarofcookies (07/03/2015) [-]
Because I don't like cats.
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#48 to #47 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [-]
How can you be mad at this
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User avatar #49 to #48 - valarofcookies (07/03/2015) [-]
Haha uhh... I dislike guardrails equally as much!
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#43 to #42 - valarofcookies (05/15/2015) [-]
You look either very attractively skinny or very deceivingly short. Or both.
You look either very attractively skinny or very deceivingly short. Or both.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - zombiestookmybike (05/15/2015) [-]
5'8 and definitely not skinny!
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User avatar #45 to #44 - valarofcookies (05/16/2015) [-]
You're quite skinny, lady. I've seen 3 pictures now. There's no hiding it.
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User avatar #32 - zombiestookmybike (05/01/2015) [-]
You smooth operator, you
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#34 to #33 - zombiestookmybike (05/01/2015) [-]
I don't have many pictures on my phone but have this

best day ever
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User avatar #35 to #34 - valarofcookies (05/01/2015) [-]
IS. THAT. A. ************* . ZABOOMAFOO?
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#36 to #35 - zombiestookmybike (05/01/2015) [-]
Yeah basically I'm queen of the lemurs
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User avatar #37 to #36 - valarofcookies (05/01/2015) [-]
Teach me you ways But with Tigers instead of Lemurs.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - zombiestookmybike (05/01/2015) [-]
I've never met tigers and I'm not sure the skills are transferable. People don't really get mauled by lemurs too often
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User avatar #39 to #38 - valarofcookies (05/01/2015) [-]
That's a risk I'm willing to take to become Tiger King.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - zombiestookmybike (05/01/2015) [-]
It does sound pretty snazzy
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User avatar #41 to #40 - valarofcookies (05/01/2015) [-]
Snazzy is my middle name.
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#19 - tapeworms (01/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #21 to #20 - tapeworms (01/13/2015) [-]
Play game with me
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#23 to #21 - valarofcookies (01/13/2015) [-]
Maybe when I get paid on Thursday.
Maybe when I get paid on Thursday.
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#25 to #24 - valarofcookies (01/13/2015) [-]
Play League with me.
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#26 to #25 - tapeworms (01/13/2015) [-]
I don't liek Leeg.
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#28 to #27 - tapeworms (01/13/2015) [-]
Pls, Cookies.
Pls, Cookies.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - valarofcookies (01/13/2015) [-]
Dead to me.
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#30 to #29 - tapeworms (01/13/2015) [-]
Fine.
Fine.
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#10 - FAILtim (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey, i thought i'd stop spamming your dragon compilage and send them here:
ursa's. ( not all are in my cycling background )
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#15 to #14 - FAILtim (10/31/2014) [-]
i kind of got mixed up, with the wolves and bears :/
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User avatar #17 to #16 - valarofcookies (10/31/2014) [-]
Holy Ursa Major! This definitely gives me somewhere to start! It'll take a week or two for me to find enough to make another post.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - FAILtim (10/31/2014) [-]
cool man, lemy know if you need anything else. got a 4chan wallpaper torrent with a crapton of wallpapers in other catagories.
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User avatar #1 - kinggucciswagman (03/25/2014) [-]
Would you like to go out with me?
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#2 to #1 - valarofcookies (03/25/2014) [-]
Not yet, young padawan.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - kinggucciswagman (03/25/2014) [-]
When, master?
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#4 to #3 - valarofcookies (03/25/2014) [-]
Umm.. later.. Just close your eyes and count to 109,768,432,645,856.7
Umm.. later.. Just close your eyes and count to 109,768,432,645,856.7
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#5 to #4 - kinggucciswagman (03/25/2014) [-]
O-Ok..
O-Ok..
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#6 to #5 - valarofcookies (03/25/2014) [-]
No peeking.
No peeking.
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#8 to #7 - valarofcookies (03/25/2014) [-]
How freaking fast do you count?
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#9 to #8 - kinggucciswagman (03/25/2014) [-]
Wierd? Right? I use my brain. called.. google.
Wierd? Right?
I use my brain. called.. google.
 
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