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#232 - What many, way too many people fail to realize is how much an … 09/29/2013 on Meet Mike. 0
#230 - eat more admin 08/17/2013 on (untitled) 0
#209 - Because fat people like you sometimes want to change but do no… 08/17/2013 on (untitled) +1
#207 - Studies proved that metabolisms have a range of +200 to -200 b…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #229 - vicsix (08/17/2013) [-]
I do lift and eat. I still don't gain weight as fast as anon is bitching about.
#230 - vahid (08/17/2013) [-]
eat more admin
#428 - Functioning normally at 5% bodyfat, and being this dry DOES SI… 08/06/2013 on Look at the comment :) 0
#398 - Strongmen are cardiofags who can not do anything else than bod…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Look at the comment :) 0
#399 - miscarriage (08/05/2013) [-]
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you tell 'em
#395 - troll harder. He is right. To function at this bod…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Look at the comment :) 0
User avatar #425 - slugnugget (08/06/2013) [-]
I bet you're fat and just despise anyone that actually gets off their ass.

Get outside you tub of lard.
#428 - vahid (08/06/2013) [-]
Functioning normally at 5% bodyfat, and being this dry DOES SIMPLY NOT WORK.

You NEED steroids for that. Now shut the fuck up you miserable piece of blob.
#394 - Holy **** **** bro. Get off… 08/05/2013 on Look at the comment :) 0
#393 - Holy **** . Stop troll ing. You are a di…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Look at the comment :) 0
User avatar #397 - TheMather (08/05/2013) [-]
Strongmen and powerlifters aren't the same. Powerlifters are as unhealthy as bodybuilders; they do an anaerobic exercise that risks breaking bones with sheer ftorque and once they're done with just one rep they've torn so much muscle tissue that it takes days before they can repeat it.

Strongmen carry out rigorous and heavy aerobic exercises to display both sheer strength and stamina. When they're done, they're just tired, not broken, and after a rest they can continue onto the next exercise.

And let me tell you this, I'm not biased here, I hate all organized sports equally. I just find strongmen worthy of my respect.
#398 - vahid (08/05/2013) [-]
Strongmen are cardiofags who can not do anything else than bodyweight dick sucking and running.

Powerlifters and bodybuilders are where it is at.

You suffer from big complexes you skinny ass miscarriage.
#399 - miscarriage (08/05/2013) [-]
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#148 - You are a very poor troll . Go away.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Look at the comment :) +1
User avatar #175 - TheMather (08/04/2013) [-]
Not trolling. Wish what I said wasn't true, but they really are just destroying their bodies in the name of vanity, calling it a sport is a disgrace to all sports.
User avatar #202 - lazypaul (08/04/2013) [-]
Well now you no longer need to wish what your saying is true, because it isn't.
User avatar #233 - TheMather (08/04/2013) [-]
It is. The kind of muscles that bodybuilders have offer only momentary exertion and puts an incredible strain on the rest of the body, particularly the heart and skeleton.
Healthy muscles don't look like a bunch of silicone implants, they're just plain large.

Strongmen, they do it right. They take care of their health and build tissue that has actual utility.
Bodybuilders just ruin their health so they can show their body on stage, being the male equivalent of the near stick figure models.
User avatar #382 - lazypaul (08/05/2013) [-]
What makes you think you know anything about it? Do you have sources or are you just assuming all this?
User avatar #387 - TheMather (08/05/2013) [-]
I have a decent understanding of human physiology, that's how I can say that. Neither the skeleton or heart are made to be capable of sustaining such amounts of active mass. Those muscles burn through insane amounts of oxygen meaning the heart has to work all the harder to prove sufficient blood-flow, and the strain on the skeleton isn't just from being overweight, but also because the amount of torque applied to it when they flex or during the anaerobic exercises needed to build those muscles is detrimental to the cartilage in the joints.
#393 - vahid (08/05/2013) [-]
Holy fuck. Stop trolling.

You are a disgrace to humanity for spouting such non sense.
Powerlifters are most of the time equally as muscular as bodybuilders. Do you know what is the difference? Well, obviously, you would not, but sane people, who do this as a sport do. The only difference is bodyfat percentages and training style.

Now go fuck off you jealous mad cunt.
User avatar #397 - TheMather (08/05/2013) [-]
Strongmen and powerlifters aren't the same. Powerlifters are as unhealthy as bodybuilders; they do an anaerobic exercise that risks breaking bones with sheer ftorque and once they're done with just one rep they've torn so much muscle tissue that it takes days before they can repeat it.

Strongmen carry out rigorous and heavy aerobic exercises to display both sheer strength and stamina. When they're done, they're just tired, not broken, and after a rest they can continue onto the next exercise.

And let me tell you this, I'm not biased here, I hate all organized sports equally. I just find strongmen worthy of my respect.
#398 - vahid (08/05/2013) [-]
Strongmen are cardiofags who can not do anything else than bodyweight dick sucking and running.

Powerlifters and bodybuilders are where it is at.

You suffer from big complexes you skinny ass miscarriage.
#399 - miscarriage (08/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you tell 'em
User avatar #390 - lazypaul (08/05/2013) [-]
You're just spouting more un-sourced bullshit. Do you actually have any evidence or reason to believe being muscular is bad for you? Yes or no?
User avatar #400 - TheMather (08/05/2013) [-]
Being muscular is not bad. In fact the right kind of muscle can be invaluable. The kind of muscle I'm talking about is of course the kind strongmen emphasize. Because a strongman's muscles aren't just not harmful to the body, they're ideal for survival and protection.
User avatar #401 - lazypaul (08/05/2013) [-]
You've still not answered my question. Do you have any evidence to suggest that bodybuilding is bad for you?

Also, I'm sure strongmen are less healthy than bodybuilders considering most of them are obese.
User avatar #402 - TheMather (08/05/2013) [-]
Google's being uncooperative in letting me find some quotable material, so let's just see what the bodybuilders themselves have to say on the matter. forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152927551&page=1

And no, strongmen aren't obese, that's just what muscle tissue looks like in its raw form, that's what all strong people used to look like until people started valuing vanity over practicality.
User avatar #403 - lazypaul (08/05/2013) [-]
'That's just what muscle looks like in its raw form'

That may be the most retarded thing I have ever read. Are you actually hearing yourself? Why do you continue to make shit up?
#404 - TheMather (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm serious. That's what muscle looks like when it's not done with looks in mind.

For a clear example, does the man in the pic look like he's obese just because he's big without every single muscle bundle being pronounced?
User avatar #283 - slugnugget (08/04/2013) [-]
Strong men dont win their contest by looking the best.

Its true in the biggest leagues their isnt one guy whos not on roids.

But you're acting like taking steroids will suddenly transform your body into that shape.

User avatar #392 - TheMather (08/05/2013) [-]
Bodybuilders don't win by looking the best either, they win by best showcasing their muscle-structure.

And I'm not saying steroids do all the work, but it's like drugging the other team's defense and bribing the judge in any real sport, it reduces the effort needed and lets you cut some corners to achieve the same results and it's evidence of a complete lack of balls and sportsmanship.
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