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#22 - What exactly would you consider his accomplishments as president then?  [+] (2 replies) 10/24/2016 on Bill talking about his dick... -1
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#29 - shinku (10/24/2016) [-]
Being right about WMDs in the middle East. Which people still refuse to admit they had. Tax cuts. Medicare part D. Improved relationships with India. And started to pull us out of the recession that Bill Clinton started and Obama took credit for fixing, and helped a massive amount with the aids problem in Africa.
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#30 - vaginalentry (23 hours ago) [-]
-Doubled the debt from 5 trilion to 10 trillion
-Invaded the entire wrong country
-Did not wait for UN or even Congressional approval to do so either
-Ignored Geneva Convention law against torture
-Spent 35% of his days as president on vacation (more than 1 out of every 3)
-A large majority of his tax cuts applied only to the 1% of Wealthy people
-Essentially the one good thing he did was help Africa out with aids and its still a major problem despite that help
(He was also a deserter from the Vietnam war just FYI)
#55 - I mean they already bought the tickets to be fair  [+] (1 reply) 10/24/2016 on Fake spoilers before Star... +6
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#57 - doctorshrinker (10/24/2016) [-]
"Guys, this movie theater I went to to see Star Wars Episode VII gave fuckin' spoilers before I saw it. What a bunch of cunts. Let''s just go to the one that's on the other side of town." Potentially bad for future sales. Additionally people could demand a refund.
#71 - It's not stating that you immediately get infinite money, more…  [+] (6 replies) 10/24/2016 on Uhm +7
#97 - ainise (10/24/2016) [-]
That wouldn't be infinite, as it'd be limited to the amount of times you can pull money out.

Infinity means something very specific, and is something most people struggle to wrap their heads around - as infinity doesn't exist to our knowledge. Everything is finite, everything has a limit.

Think about it this way - let's say it takes you 1 second to pull out that 20 dollar bill from your wallet. That's 60 bills per minute. 3,600 per hour. 86k per day. ~2.6 million per month. ~30 million per year. After a year you are as close to infinity as you started. Zero is just as close to infinity as 30 million. That's what infinity means.
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#155 - psychonaut (10/24/2016) [-]
“It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.”
#178 - anon (10/24/2016) [-]
Technically there could still be an infinite number of inhabited worlds. Especially if you consider that there are different infinities with different magnitudes.
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#267 - psychonaut (10/24/2016) [-]
Anything is possible. I just wanted to post a quote from the hitchhikers guide series.
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#154 - vaginalentry (10/24/2016) [-]
So if i can pull money out of my wallet at any point and ALWAYS have enough to pay for something while never working for it or doing anything other than opening my wallet I don't have infinite money? I think it would be defined by the ability to never run out of money and always have enough to buy what ever you want, its not like I'm limited to opening my wallet 100 times in my life. Infinite in this sense is saying that you have a never ending supply not that you are just being flooded consistently with money, its just as if you have a bottomless bank account, but that account is your wallet that just never runs dry
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#95 - umbrage (10/24/2016) [-]
Well that's a potential infinite, which is a different thing from an actual infinite.

If we're talking potential infinites then the 20$ bills are always worth more because the number of bills ever actually reaches infinity.
#40 - So then how would I have known this scene before seeing this p…  [+] (2 replies) 10/23/2016 on Game of feels +3
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#53 - iphraem (10/23/2016) [-]
because you've seen the picture before.
#50 - anon (10/23/2016) [-]
This scene happens, this exchange of words does not.
Aka for some reason someone took screencaps of the scene and then added the text even though they're not quotes for the characters, book or show.
#16 - FrankenSTEEN* 10/22/2016 on Name him +1

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