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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:7/26/2016
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Content Level Progress: 59.32% (35/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Content Views:14417
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:477
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#50 - gay 07/25/2016 on Code Snippets 0
#39 - exactly i do magic tricks and i feel like nothing impresses me… 07/23/2016 on Hocus-Pocus +1
#81162 - hey guys, im an old player getting back into this, how do …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Items board 2 +1
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#81166 - poshblobfish (05/24/2016) [-]
Welcome back!
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#81164 - donor (05/24/2016) [-]
They are an uncommon drop
#6 - Youre good dude, im hard too offend, Thanks for your support, … 05/24/2016 on Eye Fuck you +2
#4 - Ha! yes i met her parents and introduced myself as Vaginaboobp…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Eye Fuck you +2
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#5 - herkermerhomolka (05/24/2016) [-]
Hahaha I hope you weren't offended? Had to make a joke, but that's a shitty situation and you seem to be okay with that. People can learn from that. Stay +
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#6 - vaginaboobpussy (05/24/2016) [-]
Youre good dude, im hard too offend, Thanks for your support, everyone on this site seems to care more than my real friends
#2 - thanks 05/24/2016 on Eye Fuck you +3
#211316 - thanks and shes 18 so it makes it more legal, she didnt show u…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#211324 - evenx (04/13/2016) [-]
good luck then
#211217 - **** i shouldnt kidnap her; gg 04/12/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#211206 - She said yes guys!! i asked a girl to prom and she said yes! o…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#211377 - platinumaltaria (04/14/2016) [-]
Kill the parents.

Seriously though, just ask nicely...
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#211303 - evenx (04/12/2016) [-]
Go meet them. Dressed nicely (maybe even a tie) Face to face. Be super respectful. Super classy. Its difficult to deny someone who is clearly trying to impress you and show you respect. Always call the dad "sir". Introduce yourself. Handshake. Say you asked his daughter to prom and shes beautiful.

If they still refuse explain how it only happens once in your life and all that.

If they still refuse (extremely doubtful), sneak her out. See if she can stay with a friend the night BEFORE prom (if proms on a saturday have her stay with a friend on friday)
or just have her run out of the house. They probably won't lock the doors. She'll get in trouble, but it'd make for a super memorable night.
legally, you didn't kidnap her, she left of her own accord.
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#211316 - vaginaboobpussy (04/13/2016) [-]
thanks and shes 18 so it makes it more legal, she didnt show up today and i dont have her contact info, she in a complicated situation and i feel like her parents are as crazy as her.
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#211324 - evenx (04/13/2016) [-]
good luck then
#211210 - anon (04/12/2016) [-]
every girl wants to go to prom
even if they will hate it

if the girl really wants to go to prom, she will find a way

your job?
patience
you do nothing in this scenario (no breaking into her house and taking her or anything weird like that)
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#211217 - vaginaboobpussy (04/12/2016) [-]
shit i shouldnt kidnap her; gg

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