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#90422 - I know it sounds ridiculous. But I've got the same troubles.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #90423 - merrickz (08/17/2013) [-]
I think once we've loved someone we all do...
#90424 - vColtmanfraco (08/17/2013) [-]
Well. She broke it off with me and now she's considering dating a guy who is only in it to fuck her. Yet she doesn't believe me. This girl's still my best friend and shit's getting hard. Know you're not alone in this mess.
User avatar #90426 - merrickz (08/17/2013) [-]
Mine goes a little different, he's still my friend. And yeah, he's a he and so am I. The thing is that he's not secure about his sexuality and now that we broke up he's all like "hellz yea bro, titties and pussay, you get me?" Yet we still have our mellow moments... He's so confused and I'm so insecure. We're both so stressed.

But yeah, I think we all have our problems regarding relationships. I hope you can figure out things and find happiness one way or another.
#90419 - I'm right there with you man. What's troubling you?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #90421 - merrickz (08/17/2013) [-]
Personal shit with "that someone" or at least who used to be "that someone"...
I've talked about it too much so I won't say it again. All I have to say is that moving on seems imposible to this date.
#90422 - vColtmanfraco (08/17/2013) [-]
I know it sounds ridiculous. But I've got the same troubles.
User avatar #90423 - merrickz (08/17/2013) [-]
I think once we've loved someone we all do...
#90424 - vColtmanfraco (08/17/2013) [-]
Well. She broke it off with me and now she's considering dating a guy who is only in it to fuck her. Yet she doesn't believe me. This girl's still my best friend and shit's getting hard. Know you're not alone in this mess.
User avatar #90426 - merrickz (08/17/2013) [-]
Mine goes a little different, he's still my friend. And yeah, he's a he and so am I. The thing is that he's not secure about his sexuality and now that we broke up he's all like "hellz yea bro, titties and pussay, you get me?" Yet we still have our mellow moments... He's so confused and I'm so insecure. We're both so stressed.

But yeah, I think we all have our problems regarding relationships. I hope you can figure out things and find happiness one way or another.
#90316 - God I really needed this song. I'm not doing so well. In fact … 08/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#90143 - Haha even then, I'm not in to pop/techno. I'm more ol… 08/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#90141 - See that's just not my thing either. Sad music when I'm sad do…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #90142 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Oooooh

Listen to LMFAO - Sorry for party rocking lol
#90143 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
Haha even then, I'm not in to pop/techno.

I'm more old school. Jazz/Swing/Older rock.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ Stuff like this.
#90139 - Nothing against it, but that's just not my type of music.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #90140 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea then?

808s is really not rap it's more like a dark electro type sad album
#90141 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
See that's just not my thing either. Sad music when I'm sad doesn't work for me. I need upbeat positive music.
User avatar #90142 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Oooooh

Listen to LMFAO - Sorry for party rocking lol
#90143 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
Haha even then, I'm not in to pop/techno.

I'm more old school. Jazz/Swing/Older rock.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ Stuff like this.
#90137 - So I just had a rather bittersweet ending with my girlfriend o…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #90232 - oborawatabinost (08/16/2013) [-]
In my opinion:

By far the happiest song I know of (better if you're familiar with Monty Python): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROyFFYNhFnQ
(There was a post on here about British sailors singing this song while on their sinking navy ship during WW2)

Most motivational song:

#90316 - vColtmanfraco (08/16/2013) [-]
God I really needed this song. I'm not doing so well. In fact I'm in an emotional breakdown and I'm just trying to get by right now.
User avatar #90138 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Listen to 808s and Heartbreak by Kanye West
and Take Care by Drake
#90139 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
Nothing against it, but that's just not my type of music.
User avatar #90140 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea then?

808s is really not rap it's more like a dark electro type sad album
#90141 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
See that's just not my thing either. Sad music when I'm sad doesn't work for me. I need upbeat positive music.
User avatar #90142 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Oooooh

Listen to LMFAO - Sorry for party rocking lol
#90143 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
Haha even then, I'm not in to pop/techno.

I'm more old school. Jazz/Swing/Older rock.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ Stuff like this.
#621212 - So I've decided I need some sort of hobby to entertain/distrac… 08/12/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#53 - **vColtmanfraco rolled a random image posted in comment #44 …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on minions! +1
User avatar #76 - shadowhorn (08/02/2013) [-]
your wife is lesbian my friend.
#67 - tbagbandit (08/02/2013) [-]
#52 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on minions! 0
#43 - As a guy who has been in an online relationship for over two y…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Not real +20
User avatar #191 - fuzzypickles (07/07/2013) [-]
wow what a fag get a real girlfriend

jk
have you ever met her?
#196 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
"we have met as of last summer"



ill let that sink in
User avatar #186 - comentator (07/07/2013) [-]
My story is literally same.
User avatar #55 - lavitts (07/07/2013) [-]
Whoever tries to put a seat on that bike is gonna have a really bad day.
#36 - Scribblenauts 06/21/2013 on Scribblenopes. 0
#3636960 - Selling everything in my inventory..Dont really know what pric… 04/29/2013 on Play items 0
#432729 - Ah, Alright. All we need is a heavy to finish our highlander team.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #432793 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
ahh, i guess id been to busy for highlander anyways... was playing a bit for a friend in it once ;)
#432395 - Wouldn't happen to play much heavy, would ya?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #432690 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
i hate heavy...

pyro>medic>solider>scout>demo>rest classes>heavy
#432729 - vColtmanfraco (04/27/2013) [-]
Ah, Alright. All we need is a heavy to finish our highlander team.
User avatar #432793 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
ahh, i guess id been to busy for highlander anyways... was playing a bit for a friend in it once ;)
#431073 - 9, Highlander.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#431066 - I was more or less looking for people to join a UGC Highlander…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#431073 - vColtmanfraco (04/26/2013) [-]
9, Highlander.
#431076 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#431062 - What's up funnyjunk? Any pretty decently skilled TF2 players o…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #431085 - burningdash (04/26/2013) [-]
i look at myself as a decent player, why askin?
#432395 - vColtmanfraco (04/27/2013) [-]
Wouldn't happen to play much heavy, would ya?
User avatar #432690 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
i hate heavy...

pyro>medic>solider>scout>demo>rest classes>heavy
#432729 - vColtmanfraco (04/27/2013) [-]
Ah, Alright. All we need is a heavy to finish our highlander team.
User avatar #432793 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
ahh, i guess id been to busy for highlander anyways... was playing a bit for a friend in it once ;)
User avatar #431065 - murrlogic (04/26/2013) [-]
Look for 2 guys named Pynkato and Splargh...You will win whatever team you are on with them.
#431066 - vColtmanfraco (04/26/2013) [-]
I was more or less looking for people to join a UGC Highlander team for the upcoming summer season.
#431072 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#431073 - vColtmanfraco (04/26/2013) [-]
9, Highlander.
#431076 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#224 - Nipplesnipplesnipples  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Oblivion 0
#228 - ihateblacks (04/21/2013) [-]
Thats too long
#232 - ijustwantedtoaskaq (04/21/2013) [-]
Isuckedherdick
#233 - isuckedherdick (04/21/2013) [-]
I like it
#417563 - Picture 04/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#417558 - Picture 04/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#416923 - Hey guys! We're starting a UGC Highlander tf2 team (competitiv…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#417045 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/14/2013) [-]
too hc for me, bub
but, im curious... how do "competitive tf2 rules" work?

i honestly didnt think people really played tf2 in a "professional" capacity...
User avatar #416928 - guiguito (04/14/2013) [-]
shit my sound is busted, i got the mic tho
#74983 - I guess a story would provide my best chance.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #74987 - unncommon (04/12/2013) [-]
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.
One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is
my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least
like the Mercedez, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least
like the trip, and she would know that I love her."


The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself."
#74979 - Hey guys, Care to help me out? Wasn't sure what board to post …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #74981 - unncommon (04/12/2013) [-]
Womens rights.

Prop 8.

Emancipation Proclamation

The Holocaust

Just kidding. But what type of joke are you looking for? (Story, one-liner, anecdote, etc.)
#74983 - vColtmanfraco (04/12/2013) [-]
I guess a story would provide my best chance.
User avatar #74987 - unncommon (04/12/2013) [-]
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.
One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is
my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least
like the Mercedez, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least
like the trip, and she would know that I love her."


The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself."
#481 - Sir Penis 04/07/2013 on some OC 0
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User avatar #1 - mobog (12/23/2012) [-]
Hey man, i see that you are new here. Go for Badges/Tokens and those are valuable. Also many people love ore/gems. Coal is needed a lot! collect a ton of coal and you will be rich. I will send you a welcome gift :D
#2 to #1 - vColtmanfraco (12/23/2012) [-]
D'aw <3
User avatar #3 to #2 - mobog (12/23/2012) [-]
Rember me young one. When you become big and strong dont forget the little people
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