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#4 - Can anyone remember the name of that song? In return, here is…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Facebook +13
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#69 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
back in your head - tegan and sara
User avatar #38 - whiplasher (06/12/2013) [-]
Back and Head by Tegan in your Sara
#24 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
tegan and sara - back in your head
#23 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
tegan and sara - back in your head
#7 - hwangw (06/12/2013) [-]
Back in your Head by Tegan and Sara
User avatar #5 - antzell (06/12/2013) [-]
Tegan and Sara - Back In Your Head
#16 - Does FJ have any fighters out there? If so how long have you b…  [+] (30 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Y U NO STAND STILL ? +2
#67 - hourlyb (06/12/2013) [-]
Not really a fighter, but I am trained/ing in Krav Maga, have been taking it for almost a year now. I do it mostly for the work out, not for competition.
#64 - sexwithyourwife (06/12/2013) [-]
I tried doing wrestling and was doing pretty well I was in it for 3 months but I got kicked out of that school for getting into a few fights not with the other wrestlers but with some other assholes. I did win though. I'm 6 ft and 170 pounds

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#62 - semierectnipple (06/12/2013) [-]
Once I beat the my ex's boyfriend cause he got pissy when I out did him on valentines day and talked shit about me on facebook and said he wanted to fight me. And another night I was out some knacker with bulging wondering eyes looked at me and said "What did you say about my mother" then proceeded to hit me and try head butt me, so I went after him and punched him in the face and the guards came and took him in for the night and told me to go home.
TLDR;
Some good times. Beat someone, hit another guy. And yes, I lift.
#57 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
Ima jedi, never lost but had to kill my dad once. I way cool.
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#43 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
5 years training, welterwait 3-4 record MMA but have mostly done grappling with a record around 50-30
#42 - sledmondson (06/12/2013) [-]
yeah bjj and shukokai karate, 2-1 at semi pro, been doing martial arts for twelve years, fight at 78, walk around at anywhere between 74 and 84
#38 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
Im worse than orcnamesaregone. 2 years out of training. Never fought in a real contest. Gave up on trying to fight the muscular ones because:

I had this fight against this guy with really thick arms, mine are not. I attempted to win anyways so while levering (?) his arm I put more power in it with one strong movement. I heard a "snap" and he screamed. For a second I thought I broke his fucking arm, but he only screamed out of fear because he thought the same for a second.
#37 - Tommovdv (06/12/2013) [-]
Black belt in wado Ryu Karate, 8-2 amateur kickbox record, 6 by KO. One decision loss and one DQ (gave him a flying knee in a fit of rage, a move which was illegal during that fight..) Training MMA for around a year now, looking for my first fight. Lightweight, 71.5 KG/157 pounds
#52 - maybetroll (06/12/2013) [-]
muay thai for about a year, never fought a fight part from rhough sparring.
#36 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
2 years of BJJ

1 Year of KickBoxing at Local gym

So far undefeated at match weight rolls

and 6-2 Kickboxing
Not too bad, just good for confidence. Oh 74Kg
#29 - kazumamikura (06/12/2013) [-]
From 12 to 17 i was a boxer, heavy weight, 23 wins 1 loss and 2 draws, 20 of my wins by knock outs and the two draws were both double K.O against the same person, then i quit boxing to learn other Martial arts and i currently know Shotokan Karate, Muay Thai and Savate as well as learning Command Sambo
#28 - gandalfthered (06/12/2013) [-]
danish underground lightweight MMA champion for 3 years now
been training for 7
#26 - demonicstphenson (06/12/2013) [-]
International kick boxer here. Been training for 14 years (since I was six) Middle weight. Usually around 74 kilos but have gone up to 77. My league doesn't hold records but I've had hundreds of fights over the years in junior light contact. My full contact record is 10 fights, 8 wins, 3 by K.O. I can't remember my boxing record but I've been doing that since I was twelve. Had around 25 or so bouts.
Pic related. (When I won my worlds title in 2010)
#27 - draxdiesel (06/12/2013) [-]
not all fjers are losers. who knew
User avatar #54 - lordmoldywart (06/12/2013) [-]
But he's ginger
#68 - demonicstphenson (06/12/2013) [-]
It's a curse I have to live with
#35 - demonicstphenson (06/12/2013) [-]
Thanks brah!
User avatar #61 - benedicto (06/12/2013) [-]
*insert stereotypical ireland drunken rage*
but seriously, congrats. nice to meet you, man.
#25 - themalherbes (06/12/2013) [-]
kung fu 3 wins 2 losses 1 year kung fu and general fighting taught by my dad and brother since I could walk. starting MMA/Muai Thai this year
User avatar #30 - kazumamikura (06/12/2013) [-]
I recommend finding someone to teach you Muay Boran, its the ancestor of muay thai and it is much more brutal and savage since it used to be taught to Soldiers and didn't have to go through all the rules and regulations to become a sport
#31 - themalherbes (06/12/2013) [-]
Only problem is I have to travel for an hour already just to learn Muai Thai... We don't have much diversity in martial arts here in Denmark
User avatar #32 - kazumamikura (06/12/2013) [-]
ask your teacher if he knows, it can't hurt to ask, although muay thai is pretty awesome as well
#33 - themalherbes (06/12/2013) [-]
thanks for the suggestion, I'll look into it.
#22 - bazda (06/12/2013) [-]
I hurt a guys feelings once.
#18 - kingarturi (06/12/2013) [-]
Well i wouldn't say I'm a fighter just yet but i started boxing about 2 months ago. does that count?
#47 - thedippestofshits (06/12/2013) [-]
nope.
#17 - ocnamesaregone (06/12/2013) [-]
6 months superlight no competition because I fucking suck.

Nice to meet you.
#69 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2013) [-]
We saw them all YESTERDAY/ TOWNIES/ SOUTHIE RUNNING RECORDS - TATTOOS R EASY GUYS- POPEYE'S U R NOT! THANKS RY GUY/ DNA/ ADD UP THOSE YEARS?? FUNNY JU K JUST A "ROSE" LOL FOR THUGS N CRIMINALS- HOWS ADVERTISING- ALLSTATE- PROGRESSIVE- HITLER- VERIZON- DOIN IT RIGHT? RING RING- KARMA DEE A BITCH-WALK THE PLANK $$$
#23 - luthervonappledorf (06/12/2013) [-]
For some reason the image and comment combined seem hilarious.
#15 - The guy Silva is fighting in that gif is Forrest Griffin. He's… 06/12/2013 on Y U NO STAND STILL ? 0
#41 - That's the kind of comment that makes people fight over religi… 06/08/2013 on GENIUS 0
#8116 - Hi! Few things to start off with :] Yes I added you because yo… 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +1
#57 - I know what you meant, but I guess my natural reaction to dumb… 05/18/2013 on Support the Children -1
#16 - I just want to point out that you said "Rome was 2000 yea…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Support the Children -5
User avatar #24 - markowuzhere (05/17/2013) [-]
He meant Roman Empire, you fuck.
#27 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
wow your all raging about some idiot troll that just put this post up here to get these kinds of responses... this is why there are so many terrorists.
#19 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
Holy shit you're a fucking idiot... you know exactly what I meant yet you try to be a smart ass.
#57 - uvqdkh (05/18/2013) [-]
I know what you meant, but I guess my natural reaction to dumb-assery is smart-assery. I also don't know why people got mad, I was clearly just poking fun at this guy's slight error. It's not a big deal. But oh well, that's FJ for ya. Zyzz always related
#224 - In Brazilian Jiu Jitsu it's white, blue, purple, brown black. … 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow 0
#376 - Jews. He killed 6 million jews. He killed closer to 12 million… 02/23/2013 on The Don Know's His Shit 0
#631 - And he got a hint that you were a nigger feminist. You blame h… 02/14/2013 on why people hate niggers 0
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